Tales from the sun chaser.

It's all graphic.....






So I'm in a hotel suite with Linda Friday *cough's safe search on* (one of my favorite porn stars) and we're naked. Other people are there, but we really don't care. One is my nosy neighbor...the rest are random DCs. We're already naked, on the floor, and I enter her from the rear. I pound her for several thrusts, and it slips out. She suggests that I go anal....I look at it...it's not tooo bad (you know, compared to most of my dreams) but it's a bit prolapsed, and I just don't feel comfortable about doing that. She tells me a reason why she wants me to do it that way, and then sort of challenges me. The scene changes...but we're still there, and the dream fades.

I remember dreaming about HER. She gave me the keys to her car, and I believe I needed to pick her up later. I spent the rest of the dream talking to a guy who was supposedly related to me.

I really want to see HER in a lucid and find out if she has a damn name.....it's kinda bugging me now.

I was at some party, like prom. Drinks were being served and free food was everywhere. I think D's parents were helping out with the food, and they also spiked the punch. I didn't really have time for that, because I was busy playing with some girls. They were taking turns stroking me, and I was playing with them....everything else gets a little fuzzy.

I'm climbing up a 100 foot rope, and I'm sure I know whats going to happen (most of these dreams I end up half way or near the top, and I can't make it...so i just panic till the dream ends) but I go anyway. I get close to the stop and realize that the rope is attached to the side of the pole, doesn't lead to the bridge itself. I grabbed on to one of the structures, wrapped my leg around the leg of the bridge and eventually pulled myself up. I was so happy that I got up there, because I really thought I was going to fall and die. Some of the other DC's up there started talking about some guy who makes that climb all the time, and he usually runs around doing parkour with weapons. Who cares, I was still proud of myself.

I'm in my room, and it looks like it used to years ago. I call in this woman, and she's a short brunette chick, with a small swastika tattoo on her left cheek. Maybe at some point I was lucid, because I knew she was coming in my room for one thing only. We stripped down, and I climbed on top of her and put it in half way. I was in a push up position, and her butt was elevated. She rocked her hips around in circles teasing me until I finally trusted into her with full force. She wrapped her legs around me, and I continued pounding her until I came. I thought I was the only one who got off, but she said she came twice, and I noticed that she wasn't lying when I pulled out. A mixture of both of our juices flowed out from her. I was so excited....I felt a rush and was hard again. She told me that she had to go. We started getting dressed and I asked her about her tattoo. It was so feint that I thought it was done by a ring. She told me it was a tattoo. She asked if I was offended by it. I told her I wasn't, but it seemed odd to have a tattoo on her face. She gave me a black and gray pair of shorts that she wanted me to wear. They looked like the red and gray ones I was JUST putting on. I didn't mention that because they were a gift. I thanked her, popped the tags and put them on. The dream faded.

3 lucids over the past three days...I probably should hit the journal more.

1. Old battle buddy of mine needs help with something. I think a ride. She also says she's lucid.

2. NREM...it was pretty sexual, but nothing visually going on.

I transition into an arcade, and I'm talking to this girl I feel that I met in a previous dream (unrecorded probably within the past few days) We leave the place, and there's a casino area as well. We're walking talking, flirting, and kissing. She got a phone call and said "I'll go, but I have to take him with me. Otherwise, I don't want to. She got off the phone, and I asked her for her full name, and she said "Emmika Rodriguez". I said "Errrmika?", while rolling my tongue. She quickly corrected me and told me that one of her friends wanted to meet up another casino. I told her that it was sweet of her to stick around, but I had a feeling that the dream was going to end. I told her I hopped to see her again.

I remember seeing a huge ladybug type spider a few days back.

Yesterday there was some girl who was about to have sex wih me. She was on top of me and I pulled my dick out. She started grinding against it to make it harder. Oh and there was some hardcore sex going on on the next room.

I was watching some show where a guy set off some gas explosion and was running down the street to avoid it.

Then I'm. Talking to two girls. Totally sexy with anime type proportions, but all natural. Anyways they get down to their bathing suits and I'm about to talk to the redhead. Some guy stops me, and I'm like "okay are you going to?" and he says no. So I'm like whatever and I head over there. We were talking earlier but it's a whole different ball game with the way she's looking now.


I was near some stadium and I found a really good rail to skate. I jumped on it a couple of times.

I'm hanging out with this one girl. Brunette, small, and would be average looking, but she makes up for it with deep brown eyes, and pure sexuality. There's another guy who doesn't really know what's going on, and we're just all sort of there chilling. What I mean by not knowing what's up is she's sitting in my lap wearing a skirt with no panties, and is pulling me out from my pants. All while we're having this conversation with this other guy who's drinking. A good song starts playing, and she forces me inside her, and starts moving. We both move with the music, and I'm trying my hardest not to just get totally erratic. We're whispering in each others ears about how good it feels while constantly daring each each other to grind harder. Then her BF walks in. He doesn't seem to mind that she's in my lap, but I stop gyrating. She's sitting down all the way on it while talking to him, and as soon as he left, we both continued and came. I straightened out all of my stuff, and I really didn't know what to say after that, other than ask her if we could do that again some time soon...like in a few minutes, because I was almost ready to go again.....then the dream faded.

I'm in a hotel room..there's some redhead with me. Absolutely astounding. Super long natural coloured hair to her feet, alabaster skin, freckles green eyes, the works. I don't know that I'm with her in that way, because I really don't know what's going on. She tells me about the party I was at....and I'm not sure how she knows. Then she gets furiously upset with me. She says I was with her at the party. I'm thinking "no that was totally a brunette chick", but I don't let her know that, but it still doesn't matter. She's mad at me for pretending like nothing happened. She runs into the bathroom, starts calling me a bitch, whore, pussy, you name it. I'm trying my hardest to keep my temper, while trying to calm things down, but soon I get angry. I told her that I wanted to be with her and all that jazz, and "bitch" kept coming out of every other sentence, so I ran to the door, and broke it in two with three hammer fists, and she's like "hit me", "do it". I said "I'm not that kind of guy, but you have to listen to me, I want to be with you". D and some other girl comes in, and pulls me away from her, and the red haired girl storms out. The other girl asks me what happened, and I finally calm down and started explaining. I told her everything, and got really emotional...like on the verge of tears because the one girl I was with in forever had left me that quickly. I stopped and held it in, and said "I'm over it". Then she started coming on to me. We were talking about business and pleasure, and I told her we would definitely have to meet up again. She was a brunette, with a tight green shirt, and blue jeans....possibly Puerto Rican....we left....


And I'm at another get together with D, JH and some other people. I'm telling the story about all the craziness that's been going on, when the cops show up. JH finds some powder that someone left, and get this, he smells it to check if it's coke! I said "damn! fucking taste it, don't smell the shit!". Cops getting in closer....one comes up and questions me, while everyone else sort of leaves except D and JH. She asks me if I knew some guy...and I told her no. She tells me he's some sort of athlete, and I'm like okay". Then she says in a really deep voice "well people say I sound like him". I told her, "no, unless you try to like you just did". Then this flood of people started walking in from all directions. I weaved through the crowds while the cops practically got engulfed by the entrapment of people. I headed down a few halls, and met up with D again...we were both smiling that we made it out of there. He said JH had took another direction, but we were going to meet up with him. We were both hungry so we headed to a lunch room, and all those people were in line.

Then I'm talking with D again, and he's telling me how he had sex with J....I'm happy, because one of us needed to do it.


running out of time...but there's this crazy batman dream that I had. I was robin....throwing batrangs...presidents wife, knocking people out....crowd going crazy....batmobile....hopefully I can remember this when I get back to it.

All I remember was flirting...foreplay innuendo...different girls...differnt framents. I woke up 3 this morning, and ran over the stuff I had in my head, but it's gone. Then after....more sexual moments that I can't recall.

I'm walking down the street, and I see this black girl in purple scrubs, but she has the long skirt bottom. We're making strong eye contact. As she passes me by, I look back and trip. She didn't notice me, so I decided to just go up and talk to her. First thing she asks me is "what happened to your hands". I told her I fell while looking back at her. She said she could check me out free of charge, and I told her I knew nothing was broken. After that I asked for her number and she gave it to me. Just in time too cause a swarm of DCs started coming up. Including C, and I didn't know how much of this she saw.

I'm at my cousins house I guess and there's some sort of orgy going on. Everyone is getting some except for me. I see the girl who's number I got. She starts stripping, and lays down on the couch. Soon there after some black guy come up behind her and starts pounding away. FML

I'm at my house and K is there. She's complaining about crap at work and I'm thinking "wow must be really stressfull serving drinks and making tips all day". I keep it to myself because she really seems upset about it. As she talks to me, I'm flipping through this huge erotic book. It's like full of amateur and and crap. Then, something catches my eye. It's me. I'm in the bathroom with two chicks. A redhead is riding me, and another is watching. One is completely naked, the other has her jean skirt hiked up, and I have on my green "1up" shirt. Damn, how did they find this? Maybe there was a third girl or hidden cameras. Shit! I'm in a book looking like boss, doesn't matter, had sex.

I look up at K and try to contain myself while saying "how bout I'm in this book". She continues rambling about her issues and tells me she doesn't know where she got it from. J comes over and he's using my computer, and I tell him about the book. It takes me a while to find it again..hahaha I checked the index and there was a "BBC" section. I turn it there and I see the same pictures and there's like a woman's confession of how she loves a black cock that was supposedly from one of the girls I had sex with.

Shit, I need to find these chicks. Wait wait wait. I don't remember banging two hot chicks at the same time recently. It couldn't have been a dream because there's pictures of it. I must if been stone drunk! Damn, that's crazy.

I check the Internet to try and find these chicks when I learn some people turned one of my dream journal entries into a movie.

There's a grenade flipping through the air heading right towards a city in slow motion, and all of a sudden a bullet grazes it at just the right angle to make it drop straight down. The grenade falls into an empty plot of land and explodes. A guitar riff goes off, and "ELITE" and "SNIPER" smashes in from opposite sides of the screen in blue letters. All while showing the charred remains. Yes! I exclaim as I continue to watch. There's an office with some guy talking about business. I'm not totally sure what it is exactly, but I notice that it takes place in the future. There's a weird free floating television, and then, he says something about a car sale. "I remember a car salesman in the future", "these guys got it right"! I keep watching and there's some kind of attack on the city and I'm with special unit. We're taking out the enemy in key locations and making sure the people who are affected get evacuated. Meteors are dropping from the sky and I tell this chick to leave the city. She was panicking and crap and then just went and pulled out my junk, turned around, hiked up her skirt, and put it inside her. So I'm pounding her and there's this other chick who's getting off on watching us have sex and I'm thinking to myself "why sex now? I didn't have sex in that dream until after the mission". I'm a bit confused because the girls in the movie look a lot like the girls in the book.

Did I dream it all all up? Did all of this actually happened? Is my memory all jacked up? What's real? I hop on DV and make a post about the movie and the book. I tell them they"re going to have to pm me for the pics.

Side note: I think the movie was based on a dream I had called "island heat". I killed a lot of people along with this exotic sniper chick and we ended up having epic sex. Maybe they changed it to the future because of my other dreams. I'm not sure why they changed it to two hot chicks either. That one exotic chick with her thick columbian accent was amazing. Also, i've been having a lot of underwater dreams lately.

I find myself in a random bedroom with a really skinny girl. I'm on top of her and were making. Out heavily. It's obvious that she wants me inside cause were both naked from the waist down. I slide it in a few inches and she's moaning and screaming that quick. I give a few thrusts in attempt to not go beyond that depth and she tells me she wants it deeper. I push it in even more and she goes crazy. She screams no. And seconds later she says she wants more of it.

At this time my best friends walk in and I say "is this what you wanted to see!!!?". I move over a bit so of they wanted to see me inside her they could get all the details.

These clowns stay there and so I leave. The girl follows me and tells me that she doesn't want me to leave. I want to Lund the shit out of her. But she's already said "no" once. Legally if I do anything else, it's rape, no matter how much she wants me. I head off while thinking how dumb this chick must be as the dream fades. The last scene I rember was an orange grove.

I'm in my backyard with some gun nuts and they want me to shoot. I grabbed what seemed to be the biggest gun and shot it at the direction where I knew no one would be at. I shot a bird out of the sky. The gun didn't have any kick but it was a double barrel shot gun. I looked around and there was another shotgun, and they wanted J to use it. He declined and grabbed a compound bow instead. Dude looks so awkward with it like it was his first time with one. After a few tries he got it though.

I headed into what seemed to be my house, but everything was different. Multiple couches were in there and a bed. It was more like an apartment. My moms was there and so was M. It looked like M fell asleep while watching her. There was a picture of her on that same bet that I was looking at. The picture was in full 3D though. You could rotate around it and look all over the room. I got one angle, and noticed she had her legs spread and I could see her black panties beneath her long shirt.

Damnit, I'll tell her about this crap when she wakes up. She wakes up, and starts playing with herself, and goes back to sleep! Wtf! She does it again, but she repositions herself where I can see exactly what's going on. She heads over to me and straddles me. She tells me that this has to mean nothing, and I tell her okay. I laid her down face first and started pounding it. We were saying all this dirty erotic stuff to eachother while trying to make the other cum first. She got off, but she had to go. She headed to the bathroom and closed the door behind her and immediately said "whoops" while reopening it. I walked in and said "was this Max Payne's old appartnent?". It looked like there was a shoot out in there. Soon after, I woke up.

I don't know why I'm lucid, or how long I've been lucid, but I'm riding in a 70s mustang with the top down with two other people. Some lady in her car talks crap about me, and I jumped out of the car, and told the guy driving, "you know I'm going to have to fight you right". The guy steps out of his car, and he's about 15 feet tall, but I know I got this. The guy kicks at me a couple of times...and apparently he knows Muay Thai. He's kicking just at my waist and I'm absorbing them and blocking them at the same time while studying his upper body. The guy doesn't teleport any upper body movement when he kicks. I think about just focusing in on his legs, but I bet as soon as I would, he would just falcon punch the shit out of me. He kicks again, and this time I jump up and crescent kick the crap out of his face. As gravity takes it's toll, I look downward to see if the guy kicks again, and he does. I grab it, and elbow struck the top of his shin while pulling on his leg, and he fell down. This cowboy boots wearing giant has no balance. I grin and wait for him to get back up. He does, and kicks again. At that same time I rushed in trapping his kicking leg, and pushing it back to it's original position while falling backwards. He fell face first on the pavement.

He rolled over and I got on top of him and started wearing him out. I told him he was going to have to watch me bang his girl, and she got naked without even asking. I started wearing her out (no blood or guts this time either yay!)....and thought about moving on to her mom, but just then I

fdsfI had a fa in my room. Oddly enough my bed was in the center of the room, and some girl was going in my closet. She had my old military jacket in her hands, and knew I was going to wake up.....maybe I still had a little bit of lucidity because I knew I wanted to fully get up and see what was going on, but I couldn't. I kept hearing voices whisper "wake up", "wake up", "he's coming". I told whoever who was in the room to pull me upright. (I'm pretty sure at this point I'm really at a weird phase of isolated sleep paralysis) The guy tries to pull me up, but he cant. I try to do it myself, and literally wake up.

I remember the transition...falling through the bed....but I don't remember how the dream started out. I saw AR there, and I think I told her about being lucid. Also, we were stealing money from a building with people in lab coats on. She followed me around a lot in this dream, and I was kind of trying to lose her because I really wanted some plan B action. Not saying that she's not doable, but I guess I have a lot of respect for her. Anyways, ended up attempting to have sex on a 10 foot tall wooden fence....did not work out that well.

three dreams...all pretty intense in some form, but all forgotten slightly due to the fact that I was too lazy to get up.

I'm at some highly populated place. It reminds me of a casino, but there are beds there. Everyone there has been partying and what not, and it's time for the night to just about wind down. We're all about to go to sleep in various huge beds that are lined up, and the girl next to me is getting freaky with me. We're making out, and it starts getting really intense....but something goes wrong....I don't know. I get this vibe, like nothings going to happen...even though something should happen. I left my bed and saw A and talked to her about it. She said I was over thinking it and just needed to go for it. When I came back, it was pretty clear that the girl was really drunk....I didn't want do go there if she was in that state.

I also remember being backstage at a play or something, and the stage was almost full of people....I don't know where this fits.

I'm at my house with one or two other people there. Someone gets killed, and we're talking about it. Jason shows up, and he's not wearing his mask. His skin is wrinkled and brown and worms are coming out of it. I put a few football moves on him and get out of my room. I haul ass out of the house, and lock the door behind me. That ought to by me a few seconds....but someone may end up dying because of it. I see an old car...maybe a Z series parked in my yard. It flashes it's headlights....and I think about getting in, and realize that it hasn't even started. There's no way, I'm getting in that car. Well it's time to go on a little jog...Jason walks, so by the time I get tired, he could have killed a whole bunch of people elsewhere. At this point, I'm laughing to myself...and something switches.


I'm with Freddie Wong, and we're trying to take out this helicopter. We have these futurist colourful guns that almost look like toys. People are running everywhere and panicking. I think we're on the patio of some restaurant. Bullets are flying everywhere on each pass, and we're just laying into it. Finally the chopper comes to a crash, and some guy jumps out of the exploding debris with the blades attached to him. They're spinning around him, and he's running right as us. Behind me his nothing but water...in front of me, is death by helicopter blades. I want to say Freddie ran in the building, or jumped in the water. I ran at the guy, and at the last second jumped, shot my gun at the ground, and the explosion catapulted me over the the guy. And I shot him in the back, causing a huge explosion. I spent the rest of the dream with a few dc's at the restaurant.

So it's been really hard memorizing my dreams. However, I had one yesterday that involved a shotgun shootout. It was pretty intense, but I was just too lazy to write it down.

Last night I had a dream about M, and I was with her watching over special people. I want to say they were having a party or something. I remember talking about how far we live away from each other so normally we just meet half way or something.

Also had a dream about AN. I was Jr. high at first, and then the dream shifted to a hotel room. This room was pretty huge. It had two beds in the main room, and then a private side room with a king sized bed in it. That's where we were. Sex almost seemed definite, but we kept stopping because of x y and z. Then we went in the main room where the people were, and was still going to continue. I kept thinking "wtf, why don't we just go in the damn back". Eventually we went to be the back room again, and she wanted me to use the bathroom. I did, and when I was finished D showed up, and we met up with him in the main room. Then they both went to the back room without me. I can't even say I was mad. It was more like I was slightly frustrated, and I knew this was going to happen anyway. Ugh...I really have to get my confidence with women back up. WTF.

Had a frag where I was about to cook but I realized I had been eating chicken and mixed vegetables for three days in a row. Nathan made an appearance and borrowed a 5 for the snack machine.


I'm in the desert and I'm trying to park my car. For some reason I do it with a remote from someone else's car. The controlls get jacked up and the car goes flying down the interstate. Micheal Strahan is there and he's telling me some hind sight crap about how I shouldnt have done it.

I also remember seeing Acatalephoc...I just don't remember why.

And watching a SNL skit that involved lots of sex and coke.