KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

June 19, 2013
Lucid Dream 521: This is a Stick Up!
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 12
DILD
Technique: ADA



I'm sitting in a small, two room, log cabin. There are four of us and we all dressed up in "western" attire (cowboy hats, boots, spurs, stirrups, etc). Apparently, we were a gang of outlaws and were about to hijack a money train that was full of gold bars. The men kept arguing amongst themselves about how hte job was going to go down as I slowly became lucid for no apparent reason. Finally, it fully hit me and I became fully lucid. I jumped up from my seat and attempted to speak with an accent fitting for the setting. What actually came out, caught me a bit off guard. My voice was the exact same as the Sheriff of Nottingham's from Disney's animated version of Robin Hood (voiced by Pat Buttrum). I said, "I've heard enough a yer yapp'n. We are just going to go down to the station an yer all going to follow my lead." One of the men began to speak and I jumped in, "And I don't wanna hear any buts about it!!" They nodded silently and followed me out of the cabin. I looked around and noticed we were in a desert town. I walked down the road and saw a train parked at a train station up ahead. There was a large crowd in front of the train. I pulled up my bandana from around my neck to cover my mouth and pulled my gun out of the holster. I looked at the gun for a bit and it looked old, but in very good condition. It was mostly made of wood and had gold plates on it. It was pistol and it had Samuel Colt engraved on one of the plates. I glanced back and noticed the other three guys had done the same as me.

I approached the crowd and noticed there were several present day style cop cars parked around the area. With my gun up I said, "Alright everyone. This is a stick up! Do as I say and you might not get hurt." Suddenly, this tall and very chunky teenager walks up to me and says, "Are you KingYoshi?" I was a bit taken aback, but I nodded and he told me to follow him. I told the other men to watch the crowd at gunpoint as I followed the chunky kid. We walked to the front of the train and he told me, "We have been expecting you." I said, "You have, have you? And who might you be?" He told me he was hired to help us get the money train to my castle. I told him that I want to speak with his boss and he was very cryptic and told me, "You can find him when the Willow Pines." I kind of felt like shooting the kid, but decided not to. I followed him onto the front car of the train. The conductor turned to greet the kid and said, "Hey, Joseph! I just..." The kid then shot the conductor in the head and rolled his body out of the train with his foot. He said, "Just follow the tracks from here and it'll lead to the castle." The kid began to make very strange movements as if he was trying to get comfortable in his own skin/body. I knew he was a "body snatcher" and had taken on another body. I told him thanks and started moving around levers and hitting buttons. He exited back into the previous train car.

There were tons of buttons and levers, so I just started pulling and pushing all of them until the train finally started to run. Instead of having separate connected cars, the train was now all connected by one long hallway down the middle. I walked back into the previous section of the train and it was a fancy dining area. I saw the three other gang members from before and now noticed they were James Woods, Bill Hader, and Seth Rogen. I could also see bouncers/security lined up around the doors and the area. I could tell all the security men were "body snatchers." I reached around in my pocket for a while and found what I was looking for. A blunt. I joined James, Bill, and Seth as I fired up a blunt using pyrokinesis. I asked if Seth had joined Bill and James as a 108 Star of Destiny. He said, "Yeah, I'm the Chuckle Star. Because, I love to make people Chuckle and shit." I chuckled after that one.

I heard the train horn going off, so I went to the front of the train and could the see the castle approaching. It had grown once again and was huge. I was excited to check it out, so I attempted to speed the train up with my mind, Instead, it began to lift off the tracks. I went with it and began raising the train off the ground. Even though I was doing it with my mind, it felt heavy as shit. I managed to lift it fully, but it felt pretty unstable. I strained a bit too much and began to wake myself up. I attempted to hold on, but woke up.


Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 18 - Seth Rogen - The Chuckle Star

I just woke from a nice, vivid, string of lucids. This is the best quality string I have put together since I got back into practice, by far. Hope you enjoy...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 186: Kodiak Attack
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 3
around 9:00pm
DILD

Category - Horror/Action


First thing I remember is being at my house. Wes J calls me and we start talking on the phone. About midway through the conversation, he is at my house and we are no longer on the phone. I give him the tour of my house and my cat (Miyu) violently attacks his hand. I suggest that she smells other animals on his hand and he proceeds to put lotion on them. We walk outside (onto the back deck) and I begin to telling him about this massive spider web that I saw earlier. Suddenly, I notice there is a canopy overhead made of spider web. It is thick and seems to house quite a few spiders. I quickly jumped off the side of the deck and backed far away from it. I could feel my heart pounding in fear of the spiders. I have arachnophobia. I see Wes grab the canopy-like web on the deck and pull it down. He then begins shaking it and spiders are falling out onto the yard. I said "F*** this!" and took off running around the house, dodging/ducking under several different spider webs and entered the front door. I walked through the house to the sliding glass door, which leads to the deck.

The deck was now spider free, so I joined Wes outside. Apparently my mother was now at my house and she told us that she had saw a bear outside. We noticed there were several dogs running around the back yard. As the dogs ran around, they slowly began to resemble a black bear. After a bit, there were three very small black bears running around my yard. I wondered where the momma bear was. Suddenly, a large black bear emerges from the nearby forest. It walks over to its cubs and then quickly jerks its head in our direction. I immediately told everyone to run inside. The bear came barreling toward the deck. I was about to enter when I noticed my mother was still outside and couldn't make it in before the bear. I left the door open and ran to the end of the deck. I whistled at the bear (the same way I whistle at my cat in real life, lol). It came walking up to me in a slow, dramatic manner. It snarled its teeth as I motioned for mom to get inside. She ran up behind the bear and entered the house. I immediately jumped off the back deck (the highest point of the deck). I figured the bear wouldn't follow so easily. As soon as I landed I looked up and saw the bear, which had now turned into a giant Kodiak Grizzly, leap off the same way I did. I turned and hauled ass. It caught up to me and I managed to grab the back of its neck with one hand. I kept my arm locked and pushed back as I ran in hopes of delaying my capture.

I suddenly got an idea and began scratching the bears neck. It seemed to like it. We slowed down to a walk and I scratched the bears neck and patted it on the head. It was holding out its tongue like a dog and seemed to be enjoying the attention. I walked him around to the front of the house and began petting him and playing a little. I said, "Ok, meet me around back!" I acted like I took off around one side of the house and he barreled happily around the other. As soon as the bear turned the corner, I whistled and said, "Ok, now is the time!" A group of ghostly dogs (not the lunar wolves) came running to my aide. There were lead by my deceased golden retriever/chow chow mixed dog, "Dakota." I ran inside and out to the back deck once again. I watched an epic battle between the towering grizzly and the pack of dogs. The grizzly dominated most of the fight, but the dogs managed to get him rolled over on his back. Dakota swiftly leapt to the bears neck area and tore out his throat. Blood spewed like a fountain as the bear struggled for a few moments and then collapsed. I had been commentating the whole fight and I began scream cheering/commentating the end like it was a last second, super bowl touchdown for the win.

A few moments later I walked by the computer and a beam shot out and began transferring me to inside the computer. I knew I was being transported to the same world as Tron. I thought, "Wait a second! Transferred to Tron's world?" I slowly began to feel lucidity coming on. Finally, I reached up my hand and performed a nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming. I was being pulled into a strange place by a tractor beam. I eventually stopped in a neon world similar to Tron's level in the game Kingdom Hearts 2. Several neon glowing robots attacked. I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade (the snakes weren't wrapped around it as it seemed to not be fully powered up). I slashed through the robots and ran down a long neon corridor. I was looking for Tron. I called out his name a couple of times and eventually found him laying face down in a cell. I cut open the bars and helped him to his feet. I asked him what happened and he asked me if I was a "user." I told him I was and he told me that we had to get out of here because Sark had started the self-destruct sequence. He lead the way as we battled through some more robots. There was a giant set of black stairs. We ran up them and jumped into the glowing light that hovered above them. I heard explosions going off behind us as we entered into the light.

I landed on solid ground and everything around me was white. Slowly a scene started to fade in and I was back in my house with Tron. He thanked me for saving him and I told him he could thank me by joining my empire. He shook my hand and agreed to join us. Tron becomes Star #5, the Program Star. I told him to follow and we would head to the castle. I dove headfirst out of the sliding glass door. The door popped off the house clean and intact. I landed on the deck and leapt off. We began running down the street when the dream began to fade. I immediately decided to DEILD...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 187: To the Castle
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I was back in the my living room. Tron was nowhere to be seen, so I figured he had went on ahead to the castle. I exited through the back door of my house. Dakota (my deceased dog) was floating/running around the yard. I whistled for him and he floated up to me and licked my face. I told him that I wanted him to join our empire. He could command his ghost dogs alongside Seine and his lunar wolves. I've decided to call them the "Canine Legion." I told him to meet me at the castle. He nodded, sniffed the air, and then disappeared. Acquired star #6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star. I turned and leapt over my house and landed on the front porch. I vaulted high into the air, performed a back flip and slammed down onto the hood of my car (Hancock style). The car smashed into the driveway and glass shattered around me. The glass came from nowhere because all the windows in my car were still in perfect condition. I decided to look for Kate before I headed to the castle. I took flight and flew up to the clouds. I was flying through cloud after cloud. The clouds felt and smelled exactly like when you put your face up to a vaporizer (if you have never done that...DO IT...it is f***ing awesome, lol!). I dipped below the clouds in search of Kate, but I was too high up. I attempted to fly closer to the ground, but the ground suddenly changed into the sky. I was afraid to land because I didn't know where I would end up. After a moment or two, the ground turned back normal again. Once again I attempted to get closer to the ground, but it changed into the sky. I looked above me and saw the ground was overhead. It was really quit trippy. I rotated over to flying on my back and I was instantly flying normal with the ground below me. I approached the ground once more and it changed into the sky. I decided to land anyway. I landed on a cloud which was more like fog. The ground below me was solid and as I walked, it slowly turned into a foggy marsh-like area.

I began calling out for Kate. My voice echoed in a rather creepy manner. The sky was now almost a brown color and I was walking along some rolling hills. It was pretty windy. I walked up on a group of people who were animated. They were children and didn't resemble Kate at all. I called her name out again and saw another group of people. I noticed a brunette standing among them and knew it was her. As I approached I noticed she was animated as well (reminded me of the animation used in the film, "Waking Life"). She was absolutely beautiful though. I hugged her and told her to take us to the castle. She took my hand and we took flight together. She was no longer animated and she was wearing a short dress. The wind blew up the back of her dress as we flew and I could see her perfectly round ass. I placed my hand on it and gently squeezed. I said, "I f***ing love your ass!" She laughed playfully and continued to fly. I separated her legs just a bit so I could see those perfect lips (if I ever met a girl irl with a pussy THAT perfect, my face would be in it all day!). I got a hard on looking at her. I then position myself up behind her and placed "myself" between her thighs. There was no insertion...she just straddled my cock (my hard-on was apparently much larger than it should have been ). I wrapped my arms around her waste, as she rode me like a witch on a broomstick. We flew for a while before crashing into the roof of a building.

It was a surprisingly smooth crash. We were in a large shopping mall (it looked like we had landed in a JC Penny store). Kate told me that she needed to buy some things for the castle. I told her that she could just meet me there later. I first bent her over the glass sale counter and inserted myself. I only performed 4 or 5 thrusts and then stopped. I told her the rest was waiting for her at the castle. I kissed her for a bit and then flew out of the hole we had made in the roof. My father was now with me and he was leading the way to the castle. He was flying very slow, btw. Eventually we landed in a neighborhood and dad proclaimed that we had arrived at the castle. I looked around, but only saw a log cabin, a convenient store, and a Rite Aid. He then lead me behind the log cabin and I saw the stone castle. It wasn't very big for a castle. In Suikoden, the castle starts small and grows as new members are recruited, so I figured this piece of shit castle was perfect. It was about the size of a large house. I entered and made my way up to one of the lookout towers. The wooden steps that lead to the tower creaked as I ascended. I looked out and noticed there was a McDonald's behind the castle as well. I began looking for everyone else.

First I called out to Tron and searched the house until I finally found him. Next, Kate was easy to find and I told her to go fetch Gaia from her room (which worked perfectly). Gaia was wearing a completely see-through gown and I resisted the urge to have my way with her right there. (As we traveled around the house, I kept an eye on everyone, so they wouldn't be lost or change to someone else). We climbed some stairs to the third floor of the castle and exited onto the outside platform area. I whistled and looked out toward the woods. After a few moments Seine walked out of the woods and flew up to us. I sent him back to fetch Dakota. I had to whistle again after a bit and several canines (wolves and dogs) came out of the woods (about 7 in all). Seine and Dakota was among them (I assumed the others were important pack members). I looked around at my group and was actually quite impressed I was able to summon them all together like this. I then began discussing future expansion plans. I said we would destroy the McDonald's first, but Tron suggested that we just invade the McDonald's and make it a part of the castle. He claimed that 1$ double cheeseburgers was a hard deal to beat. I agreed. I then asked if anyone knew of a good builder/construction person who we could recruit, but the dream began to fade before I got an answer. I decided to DEILD once again...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 188: The Lemon Pledge Star
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 5
DEILD

Category - WTF


...I was still in the castle, but on the 1st floor. I stood up and stabilized the dream (which was crystal clear and didn't really need it). There were several people sitting at a table behind me. There was a guy with a long red beard, the sumo sized guy from the movie "Shallow Hal," and actor, Bill Hader. I remembered Bill's opening scene in the movie, "Pineapple Express," so I reached in my pocket and felt around until I found a blunt. I pulled it out and smoked it with all of them. About halfway in, I was feeling super baked. I heard a noise behind me and saw someone climbing in through the window. It was actor, James Woods. He was singing a song that made fun of Henry Winkler. He seemed to be extremely drunk. I passed him the blunt, he paused from his singing, hit the blunt, and then began singing the song again. I can't remember the lyrics, but they had me geeking in the dream. I finally got him to stop singing and sit down at the round table with us.

I looked at Bill Hader and said, "When did you guys get here?" He looked a little nervous and said, "Well the front door was open, so I figured we would crash here. I told the hot chick at the counter that our band was looking for a place to stay." I asked him what his band was called. he told me they were a traveling band that went by the name, "The Nameless Band." I laughed and asked where the name came from. He said, "We couldn't think of a name, so we decided to be nameless." I fired up four blunts and started passing them between the five of us. I told the band that they could stay in the castle and be the house band for my empire. I Bill accepted the offer and become star #7, the Rock Star. James Woods said he wanted to join as well. I asked, "So, what can you do for us James Woods?" He replied, "Well, I like to clean stuff. Like this room...I would love to clean this room." Clearly, James Woods was tripping balls! He continued, "I know! I could be the head maid here." I laughed and told him that it was a deal...as long as his entourage included hot female maids. James Woods became star #8, the Lemon Pledge Star.

A few moments later the light cut out in the room. James Woods got scared and said ghosts would get him. I yelled at him, "Don't say shit like that in a dream you imbecile!" I pushed the ghost thoughts out of my head and attempted to turn on the light switch. It didn't work. I looked at James Woods and said, "Your first duty Mr. Maid...fix that light." He asked where the bulbs were and I called him an idiot and told him to fix it with dream control. He then held out his hand and turned the light back on. A few minutes later the back porch light cut off. I walked out and attempted to fix it myself. I saw a small glow and was slowly expanding it when James Woods popped a balloon in my face. They all busted out laughing and I got mad and told them I almost had it. Woods made a "leave the maid duties to me" joke. I then attempted to turn it on again. I shouted, "Let there be light!" It lit up and then immediately fizzled out. James Woods began laughing at me and said, "Maybe you should sing, 'This little light of mine.'" They all laughed so hard they were in tears. I lit another blunt and smashed the light bulb with my fist out of frustration. The surge in anger caused the dream to become unstable. I decided against another DEILD chain in fear of forgetting everything thus far. I awoke.

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 5 - Tron - The Program Star
NEW 6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star
NEW 7 - Bill Hader - The Rock Star
NEW 8 - James Woods - The Lemon Pledge Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!