KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

May 20, 2011
Lucid Dream 235: Mystery Warehouse
Series: The End of Days, Episode 3
DILD



I was in some sort of strange warehouse building. There were bulk supplies scattered all around the large room. Instead of a ceiling, there was a thick layer of fog. There no walls either. Instead of surrounding walls, there were heavy, black stage curtains. Me and my friend Ryano were sitting on stack of pallets, smoking a blunt. He hopped down and started climbing up a giant stack of fold-out metal cots. I could see the tower of cots starting to lean and I said, "Ryano, you big bastard! Those are definitely going to fall over." He kept climbing anyway. Sure enough, the stack of cots fell over on top of him. One landed on his right leg and broke it. It was pretty brutal actually. His broken tibia was sticking out of his leg. He howled in pain for a bit as I lifted the cots off his leg. He then told me thanks and stood up. He started walking around with his bone sticking out of his leg and acted like nothing was wrong. I thought, "There is no way he show be able to walk right now." I asked myself how that was possible and I began to suspect I was dreaming. I performed a nose pinch RC to confirm.

I look at Ryano as he lets out an overly dramatic sigh and hunches over a bit. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "My legs don't match. I need to break the other one." I laughed and helped him find something to break his other leg. I found an aluminum baseball bat and asked him if I could have the honor of smacking him with it. He agreed. I took a Happy Gilmore swing and cracked the bat against his left leg. I heard his bone crunch and he toppled over. He stood back up and now had bones sticking out from both of his legs. He now seemed very happy.

I then decided to explore this strange place. I took flight and busted through one of the nearby curtains. I arrived in what seemed to be a ninja store. There were katanas, ninja stars, and tons of ninja-like gear. I grabbed a crazy looking curved-blade sword with dragon hilt. I then sliced through one of the curtain walls and entered another store. This one appeared to be a chinese antique shop. There were many decorative looking items, statues, and a vending machine with only green tea. I decided to trash the place with my dragon sword. I smashed up the glass, broke some statues, knocked over the vending machine and took a drink of green tea. I thought to myself, "Yup, this shit is just as disgusting as in waking life." Needless to say, I didn't take a second drink.

I cut through another curtain and found myself back in the warehouse where me and Ryano were earlier. Cliff, Chris R, Deej and some random DCs were in there as well. I started doing some ninja warrior-style cliffhanger climbing on the various structures. The DCs seemed impressed as I jump-hanged from structure to structure, using only my fingertips to catch myself. One of the DCs below started preaching to the rest of us. He was shouting, "The anti-christ is nigh! Soon it will all be over." I ignored his ramblings and took flight once again. This time, I flew up through the fog (ceiling). I was now in a large room with solid walls. There were tons of empty cages and the room was fairly dark. I heard something that sounded like a growl. I looked down one of the aisles of cages and saw a dog snarling its teeth at me. Suddenly, about 20 dogs swarmed me and began biting my arms like a police dog does. I pulled away and took flight. I began swooping down at the dogs and snapping their necks. I noticed that the preaching guy was in the room also. He started yelling, "It has begun! The anti-christ has let out his hell hounds. Today marks the beginning of the end!" The dogs were now engulfed in flames. The preaching guy rambled on and on as I battle the hell hounds. During this battle, I awoke from the dream.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.



May 22, 2011
Lucid Dream 236: Chalices of Fate
Series: The End of Days, Episode 4
WILD



I woke up after a relatively uninteresting non-lucid dream and decided to WILD. I performed my technique and go into SP after about 15 minutes. I felt my entire body sliding up and down. I was laying on my stomach and my face rubbing against the pillow causing friction. It started to burn and I had to remind myself that this was all a hallucination. I was able to take my mind off of it and my body started floating around the room. After a bit, my body stopped and I knew I had completed the transition.

I stood up, turned, and dove head first out of my window. I took flight before landing and flew toward the horizon. I decided to fly into the clouds. I flew in and out of the clouds and they made "puffff" noises whenever I flew into them. I started scanning the ground below for something interesting. I saw a lake, so I flew down to take a closer look.

I landed on the boat dock and saw a man wearing a shiny blue robe. He seemed to look vaguely familiar. As I approached him, I recognized it was my dream guide, Merlin the Wizard. I said, "Where the hell have you been?" He looked at a loss for words. I said, "You are suppose to be my dream guide and you haven't showed up in over 2 years!" He said, "You really didn't need me anyway." I thought, "What a dick." I asked him why he was there now and he told me that the fate of the world was in my hands. He said Armageddon was coming soon and he had to give me something. I noticed Merlin's eye were red and puffy. I said, "You could have at least came and smoked some weed with me every now and then." He looked at me and seemed to zone out. After several moments of silence he gave a chuckle and said, "Yeah." I laughed and thought to myself, "He is fuuuuuucked up."

Merlin then reached inside his robe and pulled out two golden cups. He told me that they were the chalice's of fate. He said I had to use them to strike down the dark lord. He handed me one of them and then held the other one up in the air. He seemed to be admiring the way the light made it shine. Suddenly, the cup slipped out of his hand, clanked on the dock, and fell into the lake. Merlin let out an unconcerned curse and pushed me off the dock and into the lake.

I cursed his name as I dove down to retrieve the chalice. The lake was pretty deep, but the visibility underwater was awesome. It noticed the bow of a wooden ship was sticking out of the sand at the bottom. There were also many fish swimming around the area. Some were as large as I was. I spotted a barracuda and thought it may attack me. I cursed for letting the thought enter my mind. Seconds later, the barracuda snapped at my feet. I was able to dodge it easily and realized I had excellent agility, even though I was under water. Pretty soon there were sharks, barracudas, and these strange alligator-dolphin hybrids all trying to attack me. I spent a long time just dodging the fish in a comical way. I was mocking them and then dodging at the last second. A couple times, i grabbed one and threw it into the other fish.

Finally, I dove down to the very bottom of the lake and started digging around in the sand. I expected to find the chalice slight buried and I eventually found it. I saw several treasure chests scattered along the bottom of the lake, but somehow I knew there was nothing in them. I then looked out into the lake. I just saw a massive wall of dark blue and I got a little freaked out. I swam quickly toward the surface and took one last peak out into the deep water. I saw the shadow of something massive. I mean, this thing was 100+ feet long. I freaked out and felt the dream fading. I prepared to DEILD.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.



May 22, 2011
Lucid Dream 237: The Marathon
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 10
DEILD



I transitioned smoothly back into the dream state upon waking. I was now laying on the lake shore. I noticed there was a large group of people in the sheltered picnic area. As I approached, I noticed there were tons of attractive females in the group. I walked up to the front of the area and shouted, "Ok ladies. It is time to start the marathon. I have no doubt we can break the guinness world record. I then took the hand of a nearby female, unzipped my pants and she began blowing me. All the females got into a line behind her. I walked down the line and let each one of the blow me for a bit. I think a couple of them were grandmas, but I let them have a turn anyway. Many of the girls were getting naked also. People started dancing and the scene changed to a club. I continued to jump from blowjob to blowjob. Some of the girls, I couldn't feel anything. Some of them, it felt amazing. After a while of this, I shouted, "We did it! Celebration orgy time!" Everyone in the club started stripping and it turned into a massive orgy. I spotted a sexy asian and walked over to her. I began kissing her when the dream began to fade. I couldn't hold on to it and I woke from the dream.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 23, 2011
Lucid Dream 203: The First Blow
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 7
around 2:00pm
DILD



I'm in my kitchen with Chris R and he is packing a bowl. I watch him hit the odd looking device and I proceeded to do the same. It looked like one of those small, square dental floss dispensers that you get after a visit to a dentist. The top was opened, weed stuffed inside, it was fired up, the top closed and you hit it from the bottom of the device. You carb the weed by opening and closing the top lid. I got a monster hit out of the tiny device and was straight f***ed up. We were now outside standing at the corner of the road. We were in my neighborhood at the top of my hill. There is a large fenced-in field on one side of the road. Me and Chris are taking turns hitting the strange floss dispenser when I noted a truck driving up through the field. The truck smashes through the pathetic wooden fence and stops on the side of the road. Zac R hops out, bong in hand, and we began passing it around.

Another car pulls up. Cliff and Jess get out. Jess looks mad about something as she walks toward us. I say hello and she greets me with a swift kiss. She then walks down the road in anger. Cliff walks up and I immediately hand him the bong. I ask, "What was that all about?" He told me she was still pissed about the previous ordeal. In the dream I understood what he meant, now I have no clue. I now noticed everybody was dressed up in prom-like clothing. Cliff looked down the road and said, "Yup, its about time we head in for the ball." I told everyone to meet me in my room in an hour and I would have the bong already packed. We all walked down the hill and into my castle. Once I entered, I became lucid.

My castle had grown quite a bit since the last time. I was in a long red carpeted hallway. There was a door on my immediately left that lead into a large dining hall. I peaked in. The main lights were dimmed and candles were placed on the rows and rows of tables. There was some sort of celebration going on that resembled a fancy ball/prom. I decided to familiarize myself with the new castle design. I walked to the end of the long hallway and descended a flight of stairs down to the ground floor. There was a double door on my left that led into the same dining hall I had peaked in before. To my right the path curved around the wall to reveal an extremely fancy indoor pool in the center. If you walked passed the top of the pool, there was a door that lead to two connected rooms. One was empty and one was a guest bedroom. I exited this room and flew across the pool. There was a bath/sauna on the right and left of the pool. I flew back across the pool, up the stairs and back to where I started.

The hall curved from where I entered the castle and continue in the opposite direction of the dining hall/stairs/pool. I opened a door and found myself in the grand hall. I walked passed the main entrance to the stairs on the other side. I went up three flights of stair to the fifth floor. This was where my room was (I just knew). I entered and decided to change clothes because I was wearing a jersey. I put on a suit, but couldn't find any pants. I just wore my boxer briefs with the suit jacket and tie. I walked back down to the main hall. There was a butler at the door and I shouted, "Hey George! Off the next man that walks through the door, $500 for his pants." He nodded his head and I entered a nearby room. There were a group of people with a map of the castle trying to locate the dining hall. I decided not to help them and exited the room.

George was pinned against the wall and tied up by some sort of blue magical netting. Security guards were helping him out when I heard George say, "Lord Seymour Guado attacked me when I offered him money for his pants!" I walked into a different room and the same group of people from before were looking at a map. I decided to help them and told them to follow me. I lunged forward about to take flight and one of the group members, an attractive brunette, grabbed me my the hair and pulled me out of the air. She said, "Not right now...it isn't safe." I wondered what the hell she meant, but decided to heed her advice. I took them to dining hall. I sat down next to the brunette and she noticed I didn't have any pants on. She told me to follow her and she would get me some pants. I figured, why not.

She lead me to the guest bedroom. She said, "If we get you some pants on, you will be able to dance with me." I replied, "Or we can leave the pants off, forget about dancing, and let me show you some moves in here." I leaned in and we began kissing. She pulled away and I undressed her. She had large breasts to say the least. We began floating in the air and I realized that we were actually underwater. She was amazed when I told her that we were dreaming. I performed oral on her for a few moments and she did the same. I decided not to go all the way because the dream was so incredibly vivid at the moment (didn't want to mess that up). I carried her over to the bed and laid her down. I told her I had to attend the ceremony and I would be back.

I flew through the castle and found a door that lead to the backyard area. There were people gathered all around the large fountain in the back. There were sparklers and fireworks going off everywhere. Suddenly, there was a swooping sound and a cloaked figure was standing atop the fountain. He removed his hood to reveal a man with a red/orange goatee. His eyes were solid black and his voice silenced the crowd, "This is our world, dreamer! Everyone here, shall die!" All the fires/candles.light sources went out and it was pitch black dark. I heard people screaming and the sound of blades clashing with stone. I felt around the ground and found a tree limb. I immediately turned and blocked, what seemed to be, a keyblade. I pushed whoever it was back, and focused on the sky. I rose the moon from the horizon and it was massive. It provided plenty of light and I could see chaos everywhere.

The goatee man was standing in front of me and I grabbed him by the throat and launched him through the air. I followed his soaring body and attempted to summon my keyblade. I felt metal hit my fingertips and grasped the keyblade. It felt different though, so I looked at it. It resembled the broom sticks from "Fantasia." There were multi-colored stars for the key ridges and the handle was the brush part. I swung the keyblade a few times, and boomerang shaped light flew out of the keyblade and slammed into the ground. I swing it several times and rocked the goatee man with the energy blasts. He ran as I followed him to the edge of the woods. He took flight and shouted, "Lord Bryce. Remember thy name dreamer!" He flew over the forest and out of site. I turned and flew back to the castle.

The castle was on fire and there were bodies everywhere. I walked inside and the whole castle had been ransacked and destroyed. All the survivors were gathered in the main hall. I told them I was off to search for a new castle and if any of them wanted to follow, step forward. A broad, balding man in his 50's, with blonde hair and a matching beard, stepped forward. I asked him who he was and he said, "I am the father of Varro (a character from the series "Spartacus"). I am a blacksmith and I would be honored to join you. He told me his name was Duronde. One of the maids walked up to me and kissed me. We made out for a bit and I said, "So long my sweet." Me and about 10 others left the castle. We were now in a completely different setting.

It was daytime and we were on a dock. I spotted someone familiar. It was Jeane (a character from the Suikoden series). She was wearing her Suikoden V outfit. I also noticed a young girl following her. The girl wore an identical outfit to Jeane's. I called out to her and noticed a bandit was sneaking up behind her with a knife. I performed the flash step technique (from the anime, Bleach) and grabbed hold of a rope that was conveniently placed underneath the bandits foot. I pulled it hard and the bandit fell into the water. I knocked him back into the water several times, before he slashed my arm with his knife. I then choke slammed him onto the dock, bent close to him, and whispered in his ear and said, "I will knock out every tooth in your head and personally implant every last one in your ass. I will then pay a homeless man 20$ to to fill the holes in your gums with his shit. I then released my grip and he ran away scared to death. I asked Jeane to join the army as our Runemistress (an expert on magic/runes). She thanked me for saving her and agreed to join. I took Jeane by the hand and took flight. We flew low over the water. She wrapped her arms around me and we began kissing as we flew. I awoke as I began to rub my hands all over her body.

This dream was a long one for sure .

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 11 - Duronde - The Forge Star
NEW 12 - Jeane - The Rune Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 12, 2011
Lucid Dream 195: Short but Sweet!
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 2
around 7:00pm
DILD

Category - Sexual


I was in the parking lot of Queen's Pizza. I got out of my car and felt the urge to go inside and try to hit on/f*** one of the female workers who works there. I instantly realized I must be dreaming because I would never want f*** her outside of a dream, lol. Not that she isn't pretty, we just don't get along. Since I woke up right before making "sexy time" (lol) in my last dream, I had already decided what I was going to do. I briskly walked into Queen's and immediately performed a few quick stabilization techniques. I saw the girl I was looking for over by a customer's table. I walked up behind her and nibble her ear. She turned around and gave me a, "Not in front of everyone" look. I then told her that I would f*** her on the table. She repressed a smile and lead me to the girls bathroom. The bathroom was very nice and fancy. I said, "Women's bathrooms are always better than the guys...apparently even in dreams." The floor was shiny and there were red leather chairs and fancy towels hanging everywhere. She pulled me into a stall and said, "We have to be quick. I'll get fired if I'm gone too long." I told her, "Soon I will be running the dream world and you won't have to worry about any of this." She gave me a semi-doubtful "wouldn't that be nice" smile and proceeded to unzip my pants.

*sexual content warning* She began blowing me for a while. The stall wasn't large but it was big enough to maneuver. There was now an elevated arm chair instead of a toilet. I stood there with one head on the back of her head as she gave me oral. After a few moments, I unzipped her shirt (was one of those small sweater/sweatshirt jackets with a zipper). She wasn't wearing anything under it. She began titty f***ing me. After a bit of this, I propped her up with one leg spread on each side of the arm chair and inserted myself. I began pounding as hard as I could. The dream became unstable, but I didn't let up. Soon everything around us was faded, but I kept pounding until I woke up.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 176: The Freaks Come out at Night
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 1
around 6:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I find myself in a high school classroom. I'm talking to one of my friends and a new student. The new student is Kurt from the show "Glee." The bell rings as Kurt was saying he was going to try and start a Glee club. I told him that he could count me in, and I asked him where we should practice. He said, "Don't you have football practice?" I thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to be late." I started walking through the school (which was much like my old high school, but 10x's larger). I walked through the weight room and there are absolute giants working out. Actor Terry Crews is doing running exercises with giant round weights attached to his ankles. I recognize a few people, but they are several times larger than their waking life counterparts. Several of these people are at least 10 feet tall. I felt like a midget walking through the weight room (gym). I remember justifying this situation thinking, "This is the biggest weight room in the state." I got down to the locker room and was putting on my shoulder pads, when my friend Mike walked up and said, "The championship is next week." I then responded, "Yeah, too bad we have already graduated and don't really have practice." I instantly became lucid after saying this.

I was a little bummed about it at first. I really miss playing football. I then shook it off and proceeded with the LD. I began flying through the school. As I passed doors in the hall, I glanced in to see what was going on. There were several normal classrooms and several oddities as well. I'm pretty sure there was a live donkey show about to go down in one of the rooms, but I decided against the disturbing nature of the situation and kept flying. I passed a room where cheerleaders were stretching. I stopped and enter the room. There was a very hot brunette laying on her back. It was Santana (Naya Rivera) from Glee. I knelt down and began performing oral on her. I could hear a teacher (cheerleading coach?) saying, "What do you think you are doing!?!" I just kept going for a while, until the dream began to get fuzzy. I backed off and performed some stabilization. The environment stabilized, but I was now in a different area of the school. I noticed I was in the front lobby. I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) a few odd looking characters following me as I exited to the front lawn. It was dark outside. I saw the flagpole and decided to climb it. As I climbed the pole, I saw there was a large group of people gathering around me. One was Wayne (a big dude who directed the little league sports programs among other things), the others were random people, and several freaks from the movie, Freaks (1932). Wayne attempted to push me off the pole, but only spun me around it as I ascended out of his reach. As soon as I reached the top of the pole, I heard something breathing behind me. I turned my head and saw a guy that was the same height as the flagpole. It was the giant, Mathew McGrory. He scared me a bit. I then leapt of the pole and landed away from the large crowd (which was started to annoy me). A couple of the freaks ran up to me and invited me to eat at McDonalds with them. I agreed and told them to meet me there (so they would leave me alone). The giant said, "You will be one of us." They all sang, "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." as they head toward McDonalds. I then took flight to get the hell away from everyone around me.

The sky turned into an internet page. As I flew into the page. I was now inside the internet. I flew through internet page after internet page, most of which appeared to be google search pages (or other search engine results pages). I flew through dark-outer space like areas with flying envelopes (which I assumed to be e-mails or instant messages). Every now and then I flew through some viral infected pages. I could see areas of the page covered in a glowing red/orange web. There were small guys with spears and winged hats that were attacking the virus, which fought back swallowing some of them up. I woke up while I was still exploring the internet.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!