The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

No need for spoilers, the title says it all.

Disruption and evasion:
The dream started with me being busy to try to have fun with my girlfriend, but she seemed to be increasingly distressed so we stopped. Not long after we were trying to avoid this dude who was following us and we made a huge fool out of him with a really weird physical trick my girlfriend used, basically we made him think we were running along the ground even though we were on a bridge which was a good 30m higher. That dude was maybe the reason we had to stop having fun.

Too weird for me:
I spent the whole dream as an inexistent 3rd person watcher; I was watching a certain detective doing his stuff. At some point he was starting to do naughty stuff with a totally unrelated and somewhat surprised and perplex girl. A few minutes he told his assistant to call together the settlement and he went outside with the girl where the city was watching, they sat down on a table being observed by everyone but even though I wasn't existent and not even able to think clear I wasn't content about continuing to watch this so basically I stopped the time.

Staysharps Tail:
I think I was on some kind of beach as I remember water being on my left, I was standing on something sand-like and to my right were a lot of rocks and cliffs, stuff I can't identify was lying around as well. The interesting part was the fact I had some kind of devils/demons tail.
It was pretty hard to find a picture which has such a tail which looks roughly right but here goes (picture is anime-style, maybe a little weird but nothing too bad):

Spoiler for Example picture and further description:

My tail had pretty much the same length however my tail was a little thicker and it had nearly the same thickness all the length, so it was a lot less pointy before the tip. The tip itself was thicker as in the picture as well. Also it was looking more purple.

I used it to do very naughty things to a girl, if I remember right I touched her sensitive front side with my hands while my tail was caressing and later penetrating her from behind. Oh and that tail was very well capable of ejaculating. Unfortunately I didn't feel the dream very strong, though I know that I used that tail like I always had one, it felt a little too natural actually

Sky bridge:
I was assigned onto some kind of journey, and for some reason wasn't happy about it at first. I had to go up a long bridge-like structure, it was going up the entire time just to end in a dead end, some 50m above the ground. Before I arived there I went through some rural way with fences on both sides, leading straight to the bridge. The construction allowed to look outside but it would've taken dedication to jump out. The ground and the stairs were soft with some cables and other complexions all around the place.
It seems I only needed to get to that bridge, not the top of it but decided along the way could go up anyway. When I arived at the top I took a look at the end and then slid down the entire way which took me way to short and even made me a tiny bit suspicious.

Space bite and the strange complex:
I was watching a story about a captain (he looked a bit like Dilan[Andromeda]) of a ship. The ship looked like it was from star trek. He started with a story of a sentient space life form biting half of his former ship off, nearly killing him in the process. Later when he had an ship (either looking like the Andromeda, or the Andromeda itself) I got to see it from the inside and he showed something to a woman. It looked really weird from the inside, everything was very dark and there were a bunch of Jeffrey tubes, which suddenly started to light up in red.

Power enhancement with "Problems"
I am watching some dude and a girl in a room, everything has an pretty ambient brown-orange light and they are sitting on a couch. I'm not actually present, only observing what's going on.
They are talking about some kind of power enhancement the girl should perform on the dude, and like she suddenly remembered something slightly scary and very embarassing she asked him something like:

Spoiler for Explicit Sexual Language:

"After that you will have violent sex with me again and there will be semen everywhere, right?"

to which he just nodded along with a supporting "hm" sound (apparently because he'll lose some control), then he picked her up and made things more comfortable for her by putting her on a blanket on the ground.

Save the crocodile:
I was walking on a normal street, a few people were annoying me. I came acrosse a sandbox with a small bridge which turned into a pool with a few crocodiles. I fell into the pool and grabed one of the heavily injured crocodiles, and carried it with me. The same bridge suddenly extended over a vast see with an island in the iddle. Inside was a huge gate with an ridiculously huge room behind. I saw some sort ofbig endboss which I had to fight in order to save the crocodile.

Violation of natural laws:
I was in a complex of two buildings that sort of extended underground and were connected above the ground. There were thunderstorms all over the place but the clouds were just a few meter above the ground. The connection was flooded but rather than flowing down the water stayed up there. Down in one of the buildings I found an odd pyramid, I brought the top of it back into its original shape through some impossible geometric modifications.

Sort of lucid:
I was in my current home town and I have been fighting some people together with a few companions. Without reason I did an nose-plug RC and noticed I was dreaming, however I didn't understand at all what that means and just continued with the dream, being in a hazy state of mind.