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Dream One- I dream that I am at the movie theater with my boyfriend. the lights have dimmed, but not gone down enough to start the movie yet. For some reason I take my pants off, but am still wearing a very long white night gown. Its the kind of long white cotton nightgown you'd expect your grandma to wear, nothing really cute or anything. I feel a bit awkward at first sitting in the movie seat with just the really thin night gown over my butt. I wonder for a moment if it's sanitary lol. A group of people come in and try to sit beside me. Being the antisocial person I am, I move back one seat because I don't want to actually have to interact with strangers. My boyfriend complains that he can't see, so we move across the aisle to a seat closer to the middle but still away from people. I wake up.

Dream Two- My kids have forgotten a bag of stuff at my house so I am taking it to them while they stay at their dad's house. I knock. No one comes to the door, but it swings open and I can hear the kids playing down a hall. I call out, "Hello? I'm here to bring the kids their stuff they forgot." but no one responds. I realize that I hear the kids going WILD, but no adults telling them to stop running and jumping and screaming so I walk down the hall to investigate. There's a huge mess in the hall, lots of toys and clothes and even a charging cable for something that I nearly step on. At the end of the hall the kids are having a pillow fight in a living room (I have never actually seen the inside of my exhusband's house to know what the set up really is) I say very loudly to the kids, "Don't you guys think you're being a bit too wild and crazy?" and they stop and just stare at me in shock. My exhusbands wife and two other females come walking down another hall to see what's going on. His wife starts raising hell that I am in her house fussing at her kids as well as my own. I try to stay calm and tell her about the door opening it's self and hearing the kids, but she just fusses more, so I get aggravated (I really can't stand her in real life because she was my best friend for years) and start yelling back at her that she's a shitty parent not watching the kids and someone had to come in and stop them before their hurt themselves or broke something or both. Her daughter, the oldest of all the kids, steps in and interrupts us mid argument because she can't find the charge cable for her DS. The wife yells at her for interrupting, but I calm my voice and act as if there was no fight going on at all, and even find the ability to talk to her happily and excitedly like the kid she is despite my anger towards her mom. "Is it a black cable? I saw a black cable in the hall when I walked in, do you think that might be it?" The girl asks me where in the hall, and I lead her to the pile of stuff I nearly stepped on earlier. She gets really excited and jumps up and down holding it above her head like a trophy to show her mom. The wife gets a super pissed look on her face and hisses at the kids to go to their rooms so she can deal with them when she finishes with me. Then I wake up.

In my dream last night I entered a videogame as grand and wonderful as earthbound. I was a small boy living in a world full of beautiful rolling green hills like those in the kingdom of Ooo, and I encountered much. Armies of small chrome men, dragons and T-rexes fighting eat other for the right to eat my sweet supple body. I met no defeat, and fell to no temptation, and in the end I slayed the mother in law of the land, and all was at peace. Moments from waking up, George from Seinfeld went on a good long rant.

Dream Signs:
Beautiful Views
Videogames

Have slight recall problems and a dryspell due to sleeping schedule changes, still can't get used to it.

There was a knock on the back door and I went to check it. A tall girl with dark skin, unruly hair, and a green tank top stood there. She introduced herself as Jade. Jade told me about her life some: about how she suffered from trauma from something in her past, and a bit about her friends. Since she was being so open I felt close to her and wanted to invite her in, but I needed to first warn Mama that we would have company.

I went to the living room. She was sitting on the couch, waiting for me. I stood in front of her, and as I was telling her about Jade I seen that the back door was ajar, and a boy was peeking through it. I went back there again and opened the door wider so that I could see who it was and discovered that it was Jade and her friends. They all came in then without me actually telling them it was okay. As they all walked passed me I told them that they could really only stay for ten minutes, because Mama and I were going to go to the park.

I sat down beside her on the couch. There were snacks on the top of it and I grabbed a little wrapper that said Double Stuffed Oreos (dream-me is smart), and then woke up.

I had a lucid dream! I didn't even realize when I first woke up, and there's not much I can remember (which sucks, but ah well )! I do remember that, towards the end I was trying to get to Cole, because I need to talk to him. I flew up in the air and kept going, hoping to reach a point where I could be instantly transported to a DC-version of Cole. Once I got far enough I impulsively asked the dream to show me something amazing, closed my eyes, and when I opened them up again I was barreling through a giant mapped-out version of our solar system, passing Neptune and Uranus as I went.

Morning of June 9, 2016. Thursday.



I am in an unfamiliar location. It seems to be near the front area of an unknown building. The building is apparently shaped like a square with a notch near where the entrance is. I seem semi-incorporeal at first, yet almost as if lying down so that I can only see part of the sky, with the extended area on each side as well as the eaves of the main entrance blocking much of it.

Looking up, I see a helicopter, but it turns in the area of about where the center of the building would be. Soon, it comes back but is now a spaceship. This happens several times; helicopter, spaceship, helicopter, spaceship, more so as if it is otherwise the “same” each time and I am not perceiving it correctly. My illusory dream self’s clarity is not very good at all related to trying to discern what is in the sky.

Eventually, Josh Holloway (the actor who played James “Sawyer” Ford on the television series “Lost”) appears. He is going to drive me and some other people, including my wife Zsuzsanna and possibly also my (deceased) sister Marilyn and her husband somewhere. At that point, we seem to be on the old Highway Seventeen yet prepared to go south (which makes no sense as my sister lived north of Cubitis and in Wisconsin, about 1,500 miles away).

Josh seems cheerful. My dream self does not perceive him as either an actor or as a character from television. He is apparently going to give me $8,000.00 at the exact moment I am waking (though I remain without lucidity until waking). This last scene occurs after a quick scene change of having been in his car (before he drives anywhere) and when there is uncertainty over whether I am going to our home (with a slight association with King Street, even though Zsuzsanna and our children had never been to America) or Loomis Street. My dream is very distorted and illogical. Even if we were going all that way (from Cubitis to King Street or Loomis Street), we would be facing north, not south.

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The cause of this dream was vestibular system correlation (the most common cause, more than once per sleep cycle). Helicopters are a more defined association with vestibular system dynamics due to the spinning of the rotor blade. Additionally, “the common dream state acknowledgement of The Sleeper” factor is present.

Dreams like this do not have “interpretations” as they are autosymbolic of the processes of the dream state and waking transition itself.

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I explain this dream type further in “Dreams of Type PRECONAV-VSCPCEL, 01-15”.

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I woke a lot, 4-5 times at least this night, most fairly early. Strong intention before bed made it hard to fall asleep, it took probably 30 minutes or more to fall asleep, I had to use backwards counting and full-on relaxation techniques to get initially to sleep.

+ there are two fat cats, I'm admiring them, I think they look like the cats I had when I was a kid: one tabby, one orange/tabby. I'm standing in a doorway (outside?) and my wife is nearby. There is a bowl of cat food attached to the top of the doorway via some magnetic mechanism. I pull it down and (some spills?). I need to pick up some of the wet, gooey pieces, I do this with my fingers and put them back in the bowl?

+ I'm standing on the street outside CH, it's dark, my Jr. High best friend DD is there. We're accusing each other of something. I get up into his face and say "WHEN DID I *EVER* FAIL YOU, TELL ME ONE CASE!!?" and he mentions something about 2002? I then retort and say "what about 1990?". Then I feel like reconciling with him and hug him and we're rolling on the ground and I'm sobbing loudly so sad at being mad at him. Then the guy's who live in the M's house drive up and head towards the driveway which we're lying nearby, I look up and the car is looming over us and moving to run us over. The car approaching replays once or twice, it has a large, strange bulbous front right bumper.

+ [long, vivid] I'm looking at a map and thinking about an airplane flight from (Seattle?) to some other city. I'm drawing on the ground the path of the trip, it crosses some date line and so the trip as flown that way takes two days. Some women (flight attendants?) are nearby commenting on this. Then the view is me looking down on a large folding map [DREAM SIGN], I'm trying to find (Seattle?) on the map. I'm opening and unfolding it and see large bodies of water which I "recognize" as the lakes near Seattle (?) but I can't find what I'm looking for. Then I start thinking about our family trips (with my parents) and how we'd ride for a long time fast without stopping and that we'd cover a lot of ground that way.

Then the map is looking over a town on a (river bank?) and I see drawings of old fortresses. Then the scene becomes 3D and I'm flying DO up over the road, there are farming mansions along the left side, and my (wife?) says how horrible it would be to live right along this busy road. Everything is very green including the road. There are ruts/wheel tracks in the road, and cars moving along it. Then I see animals walking along that path.

Then I stop while in front of me I observe animals jumping high into the air and twisting and landing: they're doing "parkour" off the top/middle of a short humpback bridge pointing in my direction. First a cow jumps high, twists and lands, and then a sheep jumps high twists and lands. I think this is pretty odd. Then a horse tries and it barely gets off the ground and falls in a heap off to my left on the side of the road, and there's a (dog?) there and the (hose?) is licking it's wounds and feeling it all over for broken bones?

mid/late:

+ I'm in some home/mall and ahead of me to the right a girl suddenly throws up violently (looks like only water though) and collapses to the ground. A few people are around her. I calmly approach and take charge, while I imagine everyone else around is paralyzed in shock or panicking. I say calmly but firmly, "call 911!". Then I say "someone get a wet towel and bring it to her." Then I'm standing at a sink and washing/rinsing this towel while some girls stand behind me, watching.

+ I'm in an outdoor small bazaar, and the chain around my neck is fastened to a climbing carabiner attached to the (belt) of a guy in front of me. I fiddle with this and get unhooked. I'm quite nervous and am attacked by a guy, and fight him off? Then a second guy comes at me with a quarterstaff with multiple blades on both ends, I grab it in the middle and use strength to stop the blades from hitting me. I make some fast movement and the guy falls dead, his head cleaved in half and some large blade/cleaver still stuck in there. I move to the far edge of this area and I'm desperately scrambling to try to get out. I try climbing up some cloth structure in front of me with a knife for traction but the knife just slices through the thing.

I end up climbing up and at the top of the walls I see three areas spread out before me: to the right there is a calm waiting area where people are sitting quietly, to the left there is some heavenly area with little (cherubs?) walking around, and in the middle hallway area is a sort of hell/demonic area. I notice the (cherubs?) approach a (priest/altar) on the left and for a second their "pants" fade in and out.

+ I'm returning "home" with my gang and we're climbing up a steep ladder, a (midget?) guy who I feel sorry for is in front of me. Suddenly he turns and kicks me squarely with the bottom of his foot right in the middle of my chest, a very strong blow. He does this a second time. I don't feel so sorry for him any more. We're gathering some things and heading out again. A friend of mine tells me to hurry up, I'm gathering things like my coat and I retort "I'm getting the stuff I need, hold on!" Then as we head out he decides not to come and I see him get into his bed and he wishes me good night. I leave out a side gate to the sidewalk and there are some cub scouts sitting around the front porch who see me sneak out the side and snicker.

There are some people walking up and down the sidewalk looking for things on the ground. I see an interesting coin and pick it up. I end up with 3 strange coins, one of which has grown to the size of a pancake, they're old/valuable/rare. The guys who were searching for the coins come up and start bugging me to give them to him. After a while I realize I don't care about 2 of the coins so I give them over, but I hold on to the "pancake" coin and say "because I paid 1000 for it".

Bed time: ~23.00
Wake up: ~07.00
Now: 07.25

I was awake for an hour from 04:00 to 05:00. It’s Ramadan right now and the mosque nearby likes to remind everyone in the vicinity of that through praying loudly through a speaker.

Tooth
I’m standing next to a building, which may have been an apartment complex. One of my teeth (right side, upper row) is annoying me. I fidget a bit with it, because it just doesn’t feel good. It’s very loose and even though I’m trying to push it back, I’m afraid it will fall out soon. Suddenly it hits me that this is an issue I only have in dreams. I try to push my fingers through my palm. No success. I loose the idea of a dream for a moment. I’m not sure if I woke up for a few seconds. A few moments later I ask myself why I didn’t try multiple RCs when the first one failed. I try the same RC again, confident that this is a dream, despite it failing the first time. It works. Immediately I start levitating. I try to remain calm and keep looking at my hands. One of my hands is sort of wavy. I try to bend the fingers that are in my palm upwards and backwards. I get quite far. Meanwhile I’m levitating a few metres above the ground, not necessarily against my will, but also not because I wanted it. After just a few moments the dream starts to fade. I try to remain in it. I can’t rotate like this. I try to focus on my hands. I also shout stabilise (or a similar command). It’s slowly turning dark before my eyes. One of the last things I do is raise my arms. I can feel the sensation of doing so. I wonder what my real body is doing in bed.

Touch
I’m at what is supposed to be the city hall of the city my mom lives in. It’s the old building, which has been abandoned and been overgrown by plants. I’m interested in going through this abandoned building. I approach it, trying to squeeze myself in between the roots of the plants and what not. I scratch myself on some thorns. It hurts.

Nothing about that building resembled reality. Also, I don’t experience a sense of touch very often in dreams.


Written the following dreams after a few hours, because I didn’t have enough time in the morning to write it all down, meaning I’m missing some details.

Wolfish porn?
I have my laptop with me I think. I am in the mood for some porn. At first I consider that I don’t watch porn, but I think I give in. It turns weird real quick. Next thing I remember is that I am seeing something happening in front of me. There are 3 people. One girl, one guy and the other… I think is also a guy. The guys turn into part wolf part man beings. I’m not sure what happened after that (also not sure if I want to know).

Sleepy head
I’m at the train station. There’s a sprinter train [common type of train in the Netherlands]. I’m waiting for people to get out, so that I can get in. The door is not where it is supposed to be. It is located at the short end of the train. There are some particularly rude people who squeeze their way into the train before everyone has exited. At one point, even a white female staff member does the same, blocking off her colleague who is trying to exit. I finally get into the train. There is something going on, some obstruction I guess, so the train turns into the bus and we hit the road. I fall asleep and when I wake up, we’ve gone past the stop where I wanted to get out, which is my mom’s city. I consider asking the bus driver to stop, but I know that he’ll stop at the next stop instead.

Going crazy
I’m riding a motor, with my girlfriend on the back. We have to stop somewhere for a police check or something. The person behind the counter is asking me to pay Rp. 3.000. It’s not a lot of money at all, but I am frustrated by the corruption and refuse to do so. Next thing, we’re having lunch at the same place. The owner, a guy, offers us something that’s not on the menu. It turns out to be insanely expensive and I go crazy over it. Somewhere in between him bringing the lunch and me figuring out how crazy expensive it is, there are dogs trying to eat our food.

The beginning of the dream featured my best friend Jasper as an actor of a comedy movie. I didn't think that the movie was very good, because you could tell that it was cheaply made and very crude. I don't remember much about it, except I do remember that Jasper puked everywhere in one seen, and that he was wearing a red plaid shirt--and his hair was different. Made to fit the part of the silly environment.

After Mama and I watched the movie, I went to a school. I'm not exactly sure what I was doing there, but there were a lot of kids that kept teasing me and touching me. I tried to just shake it off, but it was becoming very frustrating (though, I will note that I don't remember it making me sad or embarrassed). There was one little kid that came up and hugged me. I could tell that he had a bit of a little boy crush.

Then it seemed to be early in the next day, and my dad was trying to get my attention. For whatever reason I didn't want to talk to him, and so instead I ran out the back door. I remember thinking that I was running pretty fast and that that was a good thing. I ran to the direction of the other half of the trailer park, except the area in the dream was more forest-like. I climbed up a tree by using a ladder that was leaned against it and came to a sort of boxed-in opening, and crawled through. I crawled all the way to the back and sat, with my heart beating fast and feeling the exhilaration of running away. It was still very early in the morning, so I didn't have to deal with any of the neighborhood kids. When looking out I was able to see the tree across from me that had a hole in it just like the one I was in. There was also the head and shoulders of a young woman with long brown hair and a green shirt that seemed to be painted on the wall of the opposing tree.

As I was looking at the painting, the neighborhood monkey joined me in the tree. It had a red shirt and blue jeans on, and looked a bit cartoonish. It came to light that my life was a children's television show, and at the end a bunch of children that I couldn't see were singing about how the monkey had mayonnaise.

I was in this big room that looked like a small gym. I was selling puppies to make money to buy some dentures or implants. I became lucid & started negotiating in my favor, lol.

I woke up shortly after this dream & since I became lucid I tried to go back to sleep but Meesha wanted fed & I just couldn't. At least I finally got a partial lucid. It just seems lately I'm lacking sleep & the allergy meds have thrown off my dreams a little.


I used to breed Bichon Frise's & I am having some teeth issues so I understood the symbolism.

Non-Lucid-Green
Lucid-Red
Explanation of details-Blue
Side Notes-Purple
Astral Projection/AP-Brown