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Left it too late to remember most dreams from last night.

1) Driving along a snow covered road. Dodging bullets flying at the car.

2) Inside a house, with a few friends. All wearing thick coats and ruck sacks, we were off exploring walking down corridors, can't remember much else.

WBTB
I become lucid. Don suddenly appears and says "I have a challenge for you." He takes me to a room and says, "This is the tiraninon. You must accomplish three difficult tasks to succeed. Good luck."

The scene warped until I was standing at a spaceship port. I have to steal some plans off the malevolent looking spacecraft. After a lot of tense sprinting and blaster shooting, I succeed.

The scene warps again. The task is to buy a bar of soap! I am in a shop selling bars of soap.
After around twenty distractions, and not listening to them, I buy it with the characteristic cuboid money of my dreamworld.

The scene warps again. The task is to survive! I am in a green park and it is peaceful. However bombs suddenly start exploding around me. I think "A rational person would fly out of here to safety, but the children!" I decide that dreaming is not all for pleasure, and save the children, but die in the process.

I complete the triathlon.

I await my score.

Don congratulates me, and says "9, for using a wand."
I somehow know I have been reprimanded about this millions of times myself, but I am satisfied. However, I am confused. I say "But I failed the last task..." Don now says "No, you were the only one to complete it successfully. It has taken you officially out of the spectrum of just control. You have learnt that dreams themselves have worth, not just the control wrought on them."

D1 - Driving around looking for somewhere to park car, but with no place to go.

D2 - In my parents garden at night, again.

24-Jan-2017 - WILD: The giant worm

1AM WBTB, no ND recall, fall asleep after

6AM wake up, attempt WILD, success

WILD: I materialize a canteen tray in my hands. I turn it around, observe its small details, little stains and cracks, until I feel confident the dream is stable enough. I look around, I am at the company canteen. I go take a red apple, I bite it few times.
<JUMP>
I am inside my car, in queue on the road I usually drive each morning. Around me, many more cars. Everything looks normal.

Three rows ahead, the ground cracks and a giant black worm gets up.
It's got scaled body, elongated head, bulging eyes, two short arms up in the body.
I see people getting off their cars and running towards my back.

The worm is trying to attack the people and I summon a transparent glass between the people and the monster.
Then I attack the monster with long bursts of flames from my hands

I summon a tornado close to the beast, cars start rotating in the air.
I "push" cars from the tornado to its body, hurting it.
<JUMP>
I am at the office, V is with me. We talk a bit, then I ask her to pass me her phone, I point it towards her, and I see her in underwear on the screen. Nice.
<JUMP>
A short view of a light blue dodo (it was from a TV program)

I am in an office, speaking to a woman named Esmeralda. She is an extremely sexy woman who resembles Olivia Munn. Our conversation is centered on the planning of some unknown function. My brother suddenly manifests in the office, dressed in a suit. We begin fighting for reasons I cannot recall. The fighting escalates to the point where my brother removes his shoes and throws them at me. I duck down as they hit the wall. We punch and kick each other in blind fury. I use loud profanity and order him to get out of the office. Esmeralda calmly watches this from her desk. My brother leaves and goes upstairs (there is a hotel above the office). As he leaves, another lady enters the office. Her name is Maria. She is the office "project manager", and she is also very attractive. I go outside to make sure my brother is gone from the premises. I am still out of breath from all the punching and kicking and it feels like my face is bleeding.

As I wander outside, I see a concrete hexagonal chute and decide to look inside it for my brother. But I get stuck when I turn around and try to exit it, and I can't return to the office. I see a fat woman pass by, heading towards to office door. I call to her from inside the chute for assistance. She pauses and looks stupidly at me. I tell her to go inside and get Esmeralda. She runs in the building, but soon comes back to tell me Esmeralda is gone. She then begins to flirt with me by crossing her legs and twirling her hair and smiling. I ask her to please go try to find someone -- I am stuck. She sticks her head in the door and calls for Maria. I tell her, "No! We need to find Esmeralda!" Recall fades. Dreamt 1/14/2017

This was a strange one to say the least. To put it simply, I decided to have a reunion of every friend I'd ever had. I invited them all, hundreds of people from all parts of my life.

It did not go well. The first to show up was Andrea from grade 3. She started fucking with me for fun. Diana showed up, and was like the sad girl from inside out. then, demons. Cartoon characters. Everything and everyone was there. The madness crept in quickly.

Don't try this one again.

-1-I became lucid for no apparent reason. I did part of the standard procedure while trying to turn my right hand into a cartoony hoof. Then, I became Twilight Sparkle, and ‘galloped’ west. (still felt human tho. I hate that) I saw a pony very similar to me, (clone?) so I ran back east while carrying someone on my back. (I may have been carrying myself) After I returned to the spot where I started running west, I found Rainbow Dash standing around with nothing to do.

The whole area was grassy and sunny, with rows of trees surrounding modern rural homes. I had passed one while I was running earlier.
Lucid Time: 45-60 seconds
-2-I climbed on a cliff, grabbed toxic vines, and ran up a road with some friends.
-3-In this dream, I was navigating a house/building that constantly rotated around a horizontal axis. It was like the stage “Revolution” in Super Monkey Ball 2.

A rough night sleep-wise. I don’t remember anything from before my WBTB, and then it took me forever to fall back asleep. I finally do though, and find myself at a concert. There’s this moving piece that someone is playing, and I suddenly become lucid. I listen to the chorus a few more times, hoping to commit it to memory for when I wake up.

I FA in the guest bedroom, where the song I heard is playing on a radio and is slowly fading out. I’m initially disappointed in myself for letting the lucid slip away, and that this song I thought was new apparently already existed. However, I decide plug my nose to check if I’m still dreaming, and much to my surprise I can breathe fine. A large mirror on the wall immediately catches my eye, so I walk over to it. For some reason, the word “Belch” is scratched into the glass. I ignore it, and instead try to focus on phasing through the mirror. I first stick my hand inside, and the glass ripples like water around it. I stick my head through it now, and I can see the hallway on the other side of the wall, but it seems darker and more run-down. I jokingly mention that it’s “The Upside-Down”. I move back and forth on each side of the mirror several times, observing the differences. At one point, I see an ominous, ghostly purple blob, about 3 feet tall, start moving down the hall of the Upside-Down towards me. I’m hit with a sudden jolt of fear, but I remember that this is a dream and prepare for a fight. As it enters the room, I jump back out of the mirror into the light zone and prepare to face it, but instead it’s now a golden glowing blob that seems much more friendly. It approaches me, and ends up moving into my body, which fills me with a wave of happiness and warmth throughout my body, but I quickly FA again.

I’m still in the guest bedroom, but now there are other people there as well. There’s some game going on in the corner, involving a ton of spheres on different stair-like platforms. On each level, you have to sort them using a different sorting method (alphabetical, size, etc.) that you have to figure out. Along the way, little dwarves pop out from under some of the stairs to either provide hints or sabotage you with false information, so you have to determine the lies from the truth. I observe someone playing this for a while until my alarm goes off.

Also, I completely forgot the song.

WBTB - 2
2 DILDs - 15
RC - 1
Partial Phase - 5
1 NLD - 1

Night 11 Total - 24 pts

I'm trying to stay in a hotel room. Someone is being violent but I'm trying to avoid it. Someone I don't know wants me to meet them some blocks away. But it's going to take some time and I'm not sure about going. I'm in some city.


I didn't think I had any dream recall this morning but I actually did.

My son has an appointment... and of course I recalled 3 dreams upon waking but have no time to write them.

To jog my memory later: dildo; Christmas; zombies

23-01-2017
The lonely path

It was evening, dark and cold. I left my house and wandered far away to mountains. There were two paths leading through them - the easy and ordinary, and much more dangerous and remote "The lonely path". I instantly chosen the second and started walking up the path. Suddenly I found myself back at a valley close to mountains, in place where one path split in two (the ordinary and lonely). I chosen lonely path again. Then I found myself back at my house, thinking "Each time, despite different circumstances, it leads to the same decision and outcome. Each time creating a separate universe." I ran to the road and saw a few cars passing by. I made a decision just before reaching the road - I'll chose the lonely path.

24-01-2017
The prom

It was my prom made second time, as most of people wanted to repeat it. I was hesitant, but did appeared there. I was bored and wanted to leave. Everyone gathered outside the local - it was a busy city street. Everyone was talking about other participants of the party. Someone even called me bumptious.

....

Penny Arcade
I'm reading a Penny Arcade strip showing a video game character wandering into and through a dry, desolate land. The guy controlling the character (not sure if it's Gabe or Tycho) is constantly sneaking, rolling, dodgeing, etc, and is very proud of himself. The other guy is mocking him for it, since there's no-one to hide or run from, and special moves consume more water than usual. In the final panel, the character has died of dehydration, the mocker is even more smug, and the player is trying to make excuses that it was worth it anyway.


Collaring a bird
I'm outside with my wife. She sees large bird up in tree and decides to put a tracking collar on it. Now I'm up on our deck, and somehow I bring the tree down (it was already looking kind of dry and in poor health) without disturbing the bird. My wife is impressed. The way the tree's fallen, the top of the tree (and the bird) are on the other side of a fence. She tries to approach the bird, but it keeps backing away. It's an odd-looking bird - very large, with a long neck. I think it may be a vulture, but I'm not sure. Eventually she gives up and gives me collar, suggesting that I grab a couple of kids and get them to help by cornering it. Unfortunately, it's still early in the day, so they haven't gotten up yet. I get them up, but then I have a better idea: instead of trying to corner it (which probably won't work, since it could fly away), I decide to try to bride it instead. Now I'm holding a Toaster Strudel (wow, it's probably been a couple of decades since I've had one of those), but my wife quite firmly says that I shouldn't do that. I don't want it to go to waste, so I eat it, and it tastes really good. Now I'm back outside with the bird. I try to approach it even more slowly than my wife did, but it doesn't matter: it still backs away from me.

After talking to some random people at a new school. The dream scene change in to being in a apartment. I am in a room with another person who happens to be stealing items. I didn't know how I got here but I didn't want to look like I was helping him in anyway. I leave the apartment and enter the old house I use to live in. Somehow it is right next door from this odd place. I thought this seem weird but I enter inside anyway and quickly put down my backpack. I then felt the urge to lock the door just incase I so happen to be followed.

Once I made it back to the living room, I notice that things up to this point did not add up right. I became lucid due to my conclusion. I tried to turn on one of the lights but the light only flare orange yellow and a dim way as if it was about to stop working. I wanted to see what I look like so I head on over to the restroom to see myself in the mirror. I tried to turn on the lights but it wouldn't come on. I then made a few attempts to summon something but nothing happened. I figure as much and decided it was time to go outside. Inside the apartment made me suspect that the outside would be night but instead it turns out it had become day.

I run outside looking to my right and say cars flying down the road. This huge green truck actually made a bad turn and appear to look like it was going to crash. I couldn't tell as when it turn the houses block my line of sight to continue observing the green truck. I look around and could tell it must have been raining not too long ago. It may have been bright sunny outside but the road and grass and houses or anything else has been damp with rain. The sky had some few dark clouds that just happen to seperate as well.

I have forgotten the joys of having dream eyes when very lucid. The grass and everything look so colorful. I began seeing a few joggers and started jogging with them. Not long through observing I had almost bump right in to this kid. I continue jogging and not long after I woke up.

Dreamed that I was preparing to go to some kind of cookout/horse race. I got out the pans for the cookout and they had not been cleaned since their last use when fish was cooked. They were dripping grease and were pretty gross. I was going to ride a motorcycle to the cookout but I had to do some maintenance on it like change the oil. My father was watching and he tried to step in when I spilled some oil but I told him I could do it myself. There was also a part where I was shopping for horse supplies. It seemed like I was planning to ride a horse in the race. Once I got to the race, I was not riding in it. Lots of people were having accidents and falling off their horses because someone had laid the track out in a circle instead of the usual oblong shape.

Also, had a dream where I was getting ready to go to a costume party. I was planning to dress up as Frankenfurter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was trying to do a google search on my phone to find a picture of him but I kept mistyping his name. This “trouble using technology” has been a running theme in my dreams and I would like to transform it into a lucidity trigger if possible. I was also having a very hard time deciding what to wear. I had the white face paint on and I kept trying on different shirts, being careful not to mess up the face paint. There were other people around doing their own thing. At one point I asked someone for help removing a shirt. The whole dream had a vibe of frustration.