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I lied down around 8 am , and started to drift off, but after like 10 minutes I heard some noise I suspected to come from nearby the house , so I went and checked. Nothing. That happened like 2-3 times.
I went back and lied down , placed myself in a comfy position and started to drift off though I was still minimally lucid. And then I started to hear the noises and started to feel the pressure on me . I didnt mind it , just repeated to myself to give in to the comfort and just go with it. As I got more comfortable a full blown sleep paralysis kicked in , heard weird screeching noises that you can hear when a pc glitches. It was a bit scary but as I repeated the mantra to myself, I kept going with it .
This time it was unusually long, it may have been 10-20 seconds long , in the middle of it I tried to get out of my body using rope technique. Nothing happened. Then I tried to float out of my bed , and it happened, or so I felt, but in the moment I opened my eyes, I was back in my bed . I was still in paralysis so I quickly closed my eyes and concentrated on staying comfortable, and so It continued. Then it ended slowly, and suddenly my eyes were open.

I was in the dream. It was spring , the wind was blowing in from outside the curtains were flying with the breeze. It was comfortable and nice. I quickly got up , it was a surprise to me that it was suddenly night in the dream but I knew that this is a dream. I tried to open a portal by saying "to the central park!" because my house was empty and it creepy so I wanted to teleport to central park in New York but it didn't work . Then I walked outside the house where I found a guy ,who I started to speak with. Unfortunately at this point the dream fell apart , and I woke up. The dream was vivid and it felt amazing despite the shortness of it.

It's interesting how the dream does not summon demons and all sorts of crazy things when I'm scared ,even if I expect one to pop up any time.

Another thing I observed is that most of my lucids ended when I got distracted and started to talk to a DC . I wonder why is that.
Next time I will surely use my phone to teleport, and take time to stabilize and think what to do .

Monday January 8th 2017

The first dream of the night I was watching a movie by Stephen King, or based on one of his books. Became lucid as soon as the dream started and left the movie alone and went outside.

Once outside started to search for something to do, eventually found a fight on the street and joined in but won way too easily so got mad and blew away their house as punishment. Was getting bored when I felt the dream about to end, so woke myself up.

Back to sleep.

Reading something online, become lucid while reading and start to wonder what my goals were exactly. So went to the page online and tried to open my new DJ which is pretty much empty and it served no purpose.

Walk outside and teleport myself to the current DW then start to search for something to do. End up in a place with a lot of people fighting. Also see that a war is about to break loose if something goes wrong so I start to shot down people for the sake of fun!

They start the war right away and I teleport to the top of a tower to watch them, it seems like there will be barely any survivors, not many fighting anyways only like a few thousands.

Back to sleep.

Someone is grabbing me and letting me sleep in their lap, I wake up and feel the weight different, am dreaming. Let the girl know I am fine and she embraces me again saying I am not, since it seems to her I am one of the few survivors from the war.

Get back up again and push her aside “I am fine” tell her again.

She lets go of me and we walk down the tower, she wants to know who actually started firing first since this is a war that will probably take the lives of many. She is mad and wants to end it, but I want to keep it going.

Go with her to the tribe where nobody recognizes me, she says I am a survivor and probably lost my mind during the fight to which I reply that I am fine, but keep going and exploring their houses.

Back to sleep.

Get on to a tent, become lucid while going inside and pulling off the tent. People get up and try to make a circle around me but the girl stops them… oh you again.

I tell her that I shot first and then everone gets crazy and start to attack me. I fight them back and the girl starts to cry for whatever reason. One of them takes out a gun and is about to shot me when he gets shot from behind by me, grab his gun and start to massacre everyone.

When everything is said and done, teleport above the other village and do the same, find it pretty funny that they both thought I was a survivor and didn’t figure out I was the culprit despite been a complete stranger heh.

Back to sleep.

Going towards a park, become lucid on my way and quickly get on the ground and make more things grow in this park.

Sit down and enjoy the place until I feel something weird. There seems to be some kind of complicated plot in regards to some huge ass turtle destroying places.

So…. Interesting. Teleport to the turtle and submerge it on water and then get back to the park but it seems like there is a fight between the top creatures on this planet and some humans want to meddle in.

Teleport again and start to beat the humans but then the other ones join in and I wake up before getting made enough to destroy them.

Back to sleep.

Sitting in a big forest, look up at the sky and get up while getting lucid. So what exactly was I doing in this dream… oh yeah, the creatures fight.

Teleport to them and then see a big bird fighting, push it aside with TK then with gravity push the ones down on the ground to the floor.

They all get mad and try to get free but I force them still until they all submit. One of the humans tries to use this change to shot down the creatures so I kill him with the same fire arrow he shot and tell them to back off. The humans get mad and try to attack again so I crush them all and kill them. The creatures step down and stop fighting, so I go have my merry way at the forest again.

Back to sleep.

I get into the dream and am in a very dark place. Get lucid so don’t care much about the light. I want to fight a bearer now! Quickly teleport to a different location then try to think of how to find one.

Use the first dream, the clowns as a link between the dreaming place and the world of bearers and force my way there.

While getting to the one I want to fight set up barriers and seals and worlds on top of the one I am arriving to as if it were a layered barrier. When I arrive everything seems normal.

There is no human life here though, but there are houses much like the ones we use. Except they all have no roofs, no windows and no doors. They do have openings.

Find some stuff hanging from the ceilings and walk down a hallway with a lot of houses. I was trying to find dragon lady or Scott, but it seems they are not here I can not get their energy at all.

I enter into one of the rooms and see that there is a huge wall, blow it away and go in and step on some grass. I feel the anger of someone so walk outside. They are in the other side and the place seems wide open.

I go in and find a guy with spiky hair at the other side, much taller than myself. I look at him and ask him why he is angry “Do not mess with my land” he says and I start to piss on the grass, he gets mad and attacks me. A spine grows from his hand as he punches me. I do actually get thrown backwards.

He fights well. I block and punch him back “Why not?” ask him, then see another guy from behind that was not there before “AH” he attacks with the same plants growing out of their arms.

We start to exchange punches but I gradually get harmed despite everything because of these weird needles coming out of them.

I tell them that we can both play the same role and start to grow spikes out of my body and push them back, we teleport and hit each other for quite a while.

I end up pushing them to the ground and they sprout back to the place I am at, we hit each other and then I make a gravity wave take off at our location. They protect the place and I finally tell them we need to get serious “You have been offended fight me seriously” tell them “We don’t want to” they say “You are but one, we are getting nowhere like this” tell them again.

Force them back into one consciousness and make the seals I made for this stronger “Fight me” tell her again “I want to fight you seriously”.

They look at each other and fuse once again, revealing her. She looks at me from above and wonders why I want to fight seriously against them “You are my goal, I want to fight you” tell her again and touch her body, she pushes me aside and says it will be fine.

She transforms into a big tree, I assume by nature that this is Yggdrassil-like, the one from mythology. She starts to sprout flowers and buds and the petals come after me, she then tells me to return the favor.

I know she is going to fight seriously now, I can feel that frightening feeling that I had before when facing dragon lady and when seeing them go serious at all.

I smile at her and thank her then go into nightmare mode. This time only sprout my claws and transform my hair/clothes.

The petals start moving again and they attack, I take them off with dance and then attack the tree with a giant void. It does nothing and the branches come at me. Quickly create a black hole and absorb all matter within.

It does not work, it seems like the energy is pouring over so strongly that the black hole does nothing. Crunch matter around and block her power then use my individual cells on this space to counter her buds.

We start to eat at each other with our bodies. She uses her buds to eat me while I use my cells to eat her.

Things get really complicated. As I eat her away create more cells and keep going, as she eats me more buds sprout.

I am fighting several buds at once and trying to cut off her branches does not work no matter what I try. Normal methods don’t even do anything. Use some of my cells to keep at bay the buds from blooming.

A lot of them already created chaos on the fight, they keep on blooming new life onto the fight which is fucking strong. I try to eat and destroy them as much as I can, when they are just born was big crunching them while they were still weak.

Yggdrassil realizes this and then makes sure I will not be focused enough to do that. So I keep it by moving all of me and my cells and exterminating them accordingly.

I eat using my nightmare mode and she eats using her large tree body, which springs from the center of this planet all the way up to the outer place of it.

Thinking of that, I take a look at around us, and see something incredible. There are bubbles of universes and bubbles within them, entire infinity systems are been destroyed and created.

You can see how the new universe system come as if they were waves in the sea coming ashore, washing and destroying away the old bubbles and creating new ones. That is what our fight is causing right now.

I find that saddening and fun at the same time which seems to bother Yggdrassil. We continue to fight for a long time. I block most of her attacks and keep myself alive that way. Whenever I feel weaker eat away at her and continue going.

She realizes this and washes over with light the whole place to prevent me from eating. So close my hands and absorb some of the light then infect her energy and return it. She blocks that and keeps going with her buds.

Some of my cells are coming back and forth using dance and eating themselves along with the buds then exploding. I keep using her buds as source energies to counter, since it seems she does not get hurt at all from me.

I finally get on top of her and infect her with some of my powers but she blocks it simply by changing skins, which I find pretty damn amazing for a tree. Wonder if that is her real form? Absorb the tree and use the strongest fire I can create to dissolve away their atmosphere but she blocks it easily.

Turn all air within the atmosphere into a toxin, which she absorbs and returns as a wave of energy against me.

I swirl the energy and shot it back, but she blocks. Use my cells to get on top of her and then stretch them towards the top of her. She gushes out some fruits. I eat them and crash everything I can with super gravity then create macro bombs from her matter.

No matter what or how much we destroy in regards to other worlds, she is still protecting hard her own world, she must love it. I start to bomb her world and she absorbs the meteors like they are nothing.

Smile at her and use void eater, she finally responds with blooming of flowers that stop time, space and continuity. I make phases of myself to block those flowers and then eat them away.

Use the power from the vectors to touch through the inside of her and get stabbed from all sides by spines, use my other cells to use dance and eat the spines from within then continue by creating big spikes with my hair to stab her with.

A new creature is born from a bigger bud and then she blooms a lot of them all at the same time. I use dance to kill most of them all at the same time but the other creature escapes.

It comes at me, it is human shaped and transforms into a blade along the way. I stop the blade and get attacked by one of the branches. Eat the branch and get tossed back by the creature. Block it again and see the branch coming again.

Make a swirl of energy to block both attacks and see another one of those big buds.

Teleport there using dance and eat it then blow away the force of the bud to the new creature and suddenly all of the world is covered by these stupid buds.

Quickly use void eater and take them all out in combination with dance. Start to eat away at her with my void eater and she finally moves despite been a tree. She is somehow able to block the eater using her branches which start to spread out.

Use the dancing arts to take off the branches and then create a sword using the branches themselves to hurt her. The buds keep going and creating more life and I keep on destroying and eating it away.

She seems to be getting mad and impatient and then the bud itself attacks. I block with layered shields and toss it down. It stops mid air and I have to dodge the attack of a new creature. A dragon is also been born on top of her.

Teleport on top of the dragon and cut off its head and use its body to seal the other one. Also use my body to seal the other buds from blooming and stop her branches from moving using my void eater.

Grow my jaw larger and start to attack her with everything I have. She makes the grass down grow like blades so use my hair to block it and crunch the space we are at. She stops that with her roots and I poison them. She absorbs the poison and counters.

My cells start to block some light I didn’t realize was coming before and then all of them start to burn. I eat away at her and create more and start to punch the tree. Which falls a bit backwards then toss her down with everything I have.

I don’t know what happens but she is suddenly back up so I start to devour at alternate realities like they showed me and then she is back on the ground but uses some sort of power to be back up. Her roots are starting to eat away at MY reality so destroy it and create a new body.

Just to find that at that point she has created much more life than there was before. I plan to fight them all! I Start to get overwhelmed by all the life forms and fighting her personally. Finally start again nightmare mode and start to eat them, also go ahead and use my blood that was running down to create a giant magic circle then seal some of them in time.

She unseals them and keeps fighting me. Use a song in order to entrance the other creatures and then quickly teleport along with my cells to start eating. Finally use that energy to encage the big tree into a sphere of defense that takes out her specific power frame.

She dissolves this barrier and keeps on fighting me. Then all of a sudden her trunk becomes completely immobile and somehow only 20 or so buds come to light. They all emit a kind of barrier and I stop moving, can’t move at all.

Use another kind of “movement” in 2d and dance in 0d in order to try and prevent the creatures from been born but most of them are born before I can do anything.

I concentrate higher amounts of cells in all of the “morulas” and have them fight against the creatures while I try to take care of the tree but she has made it so both of us are actually unable to move. So this will be between my cells and the creatures DAMN.

We keep going like this for nearly an hour when we feel something. There is a crack in the seal and she stops right away her attacks. I feel her been pushed back by some of the other bearers and she is slowly been forced to “restart”.

I get mad at this and create more layers that serve no purpose as they get destroyed.

So go to her and take a bud, protect it with my energy and steal her memories from there, making a new spell to prevent anything from been lost.

Cuphead
I'm watching *[pu]my daughter[/pu] play Cuphead. I've never played it myself, but I've watched a couple of playthroughs on Youtube, so I'm surprised to see that she's fighting a boss I've never seen. My wife walks in with a round, grilled, open-faced sandwich. It looks kind of strange, but it also looks really tasty.

Car problems
I'm in the driver's seat of my gray van, in a wooded place. The car is stopped, and I know it's died. Now I'm in a bright white reception area talking to an older woman behind a desk, going through the process of borrowing something to get my car back up and running. Now I'm in the same reception area, but the woman is sitting at another desk and working at a computer desk with her back to me. I notice a stack of board games on the her desk, and I'd love to ask her about them since I'm not familiar with any of them and I love new board games. I'm in the middle of talking to a younger man about my borrowed tools. He praises me for being so on-time with my payments. I think this is kind of odd - don't most people pay on time? - but I let it drop. Now we're talking about the actual car problems and how the tools were used. He keeps asking me questions, but he gets impatient when I try to give him the background so he can understand my story.

Group outing
I'm in a large room with a group of people. We're all getting our coats and gloves on, getting ready to go outside. Now we're all dressed. As we're heading out, I notice a urinal by the door. I realize it would be nice to relieve myself, but there's no way I'm going to do it here. Now we're outside walking through a wooded area. I help someone do something with some rope that's fallen off of something.

Tony's new tablet
I'm watching some kind of meeting. Lots of people are croweded into a room looking at a couple of people up front. One of the men up front gives a cheap knock-off tablet to the other man - Tony Stark (I know it's him, even though it doesn't look anything like him). It's a gag gift, so everyone laughs, and Tony handles it well. The man gives Tony the manual, making sure to point out the Grafiti reference on the back of the manual, and everyone laughs again.

I'm in my high school, where they are holding the lamest school election ever. It's long, drawn out and super boring. Meanwhile, I'm preoccupied with how to defeat Jiren. Goddamn universe is about to be erased and these idiots around me are playing make believe! I've been elected part of the council who has the final vote, but it's so mind numbingly dull that I leave.

How to defeat Jiren? That beast will kill me with one punch! Then I remember he's not allowed to kill me, so I figure I might as well at least try to fight him, I might get lucky. I go find Jiren and we scrap. I put up a pretty good fight, but I clearly have no hope in hell of winning. As I'm fighting, some friends show up and tell my the bachelor party is starting, so I abandon this hopeless fight in favor watching strippers.

We walk to where the bachelor party is being held, and I'm a little concerned about my clothes, which are all torn up from my fight. We arrive at a building, go up a long set of stairs to a bar that seems familiar. There is a small blond stripper with a squeaky voice who hands me a large book someone wrote about her. Worst stripper ever.