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I'm pulling bugs out of my ears, and eventually I'm digging under my skin, and peeling it off. I remember feeling the muscles underneath.

pretty much all I remember about last night. I'm sure stress diet, lack of sleep, and poor exercise was the onset.

Not really a frag....but I had some dream where I teamed up with some 80s action star and killed Samuel L. Jackson. It was so funny. I was trying to arrest him after I hit him in the leg...and he came at me flashing a camera trying to blackmail me. I killed them, and some gang came up to me wanting to stick a butcher's knife up his ass...and I told them they could.


I want to say the guy I teamed up with was....damn I see him in my head....married to Goldie hawn (SP). Also played in Big Trouble in Little China. It was either him or Patrick Swazi.

And for some reason I can only remember one.

There's this challenge course that has multiple pathways. It's set up around a thin plateau. There's a cartoon bear doing it, and getting WTF'd on every single part. Once all of that is over, S tries, and I'm following her. I'm rooting for her the whole way, and suddenly she says she can't do it. All she had left was a balance beam to cross that was no higher than 2 feet, and it had a decline. The beam itself was separated from the stand, so I told her to turn it upside down because it kept wobbling. (the top was bigger than the base and it would have made it more stable.)

I remember seeing a huge ladybug type spider a few days back.

Yesterday there was some girl who was about to have sex wih me. She was on top of me and I pulled my dick out. She started grinding against it to make it harder. Oh and there was some hardcore sex going on on the next room.

I was watching some show where a guy set off some gas explosion and was running down the street to avoid it.

Then I'm. Talking to two girls. Totally sexy with anime type proportions, but all natural. Anyways they get down to their bathing suits and I'm about to talk to the redhead. Some guy stops me, and I'm like "okay are you going to?" and he says no. So I'm like whatever and I head over there. We were talking earlier but it's a whole different ball game with the way she's looking now.


I was near some stadium and I found a really good rail to skate. I jumped on it a couple of times.

I'm sitting on my boat in the back hard, and my blanket is wrapped around me (yup....probably because I just fell asleep) I see a cop car drive down the dirt road next to our house. WTF.....then I walked and peered down the road, and I saw a bunch of Mexicans getting out of a van....the cop car is no where in site. They walked by me, and I said 'hola'. Someone actually knew English but it took a while to get it out of him. I remember seeing this girl...very beautiful...blondish hair. Face all dirty..wore rags. She had to be about 9 or 10...I felt bad for her. Then something else happend....dead frogs on the windshield.....zombies....wtf, I can't piece it together.

Our cherry tree was chopped up. And there was a pile of wood in the yard. I remember the wind was blowing hard. D and my pops were there.

Hyper active dog
Strange looking buildings
False prophets
Being batman
Epic fight
Free pizza.

Hopefully I Remeer this stuff. Gonna wild right quick

I'm at this church and there's this lich up there saying some cazy incantation.

(quick edit I had a dream about working at the old hospital and meeting up with someone I knew before this dream).

I have no idea what this skeleton guy in purple and gold is talking about but I head up front to kill him. One of his guards swing a long spiked mace at me, and I grabbed it and took out the guard with it. I hit the lich with it, and he shrugged it off and said some garbage about how he was too powerful to be destroyed. Then I thought about love, and focused that energy into the next swing....totally destroyed him. I broke the mase in a way that it became a four secti

I gave a presentation about flora found on the body. And I remember I was going to get a tatoo on my neck removed. IWL I don't have one.

I do t remember much of this other than transitioning into the dream. Everything seems so weird. I remember being in the dream, and then everything fading to black. I know I wasn't awake because I had no sense of gravity. I could feel my body floating around in the void. I waited on the dream to start again. Shades of gray appeared, and finally colours, I was there in the dream. Everything was just different. I don't know how to explain it. Out of focus, but not just the normal blur. I dubbed my hands a bit, and the darkness took over again.

So I head out of my house and I see my car and there's someone sleeping in it. I open it up and I see my nieces. The younger one wakes up and says hi, and I tell them they should come to Neverland with me. She says something about being tired and I'm about to leave, and then she says "well give me a hug first dang". I gave her one and headed out. I went the same direction as last time but ended up some place different. It was like a school, but it had no sidewalks, and the ground was covered in brown leaves. I saw this one girl I knew from jr high, and I asked her if she wanted to go. I took her in the air and flew with he, and she said no. I put her back down and continued on. I met a group of kids working on arts and crafts and asked them if they knew how to get there and they didn't.

For some reason I couldn't fly anymore. I just laid there on my stomach, thinking about how it feels to fly, and suddenly the wind picked me up and I was back in the air, but i was kinda out of controll...:the. The phone rang and woke me the fuck up.

Next time I'm trying a door to darkness, she lives me not, or a good old fashioned scene change.

I don't remember how I got lucid, but I do remember fighting some strong dc, and ripping his heart out of his chest. (I'm learning that I have to do unconventional things to these guys to win) I spent the remainder of the dream doing manual labor for this company using my lucid powers. At the end, I started making out with this random DC in the back of a vehicle. She turned around cause she wanted me to hit it from the back.

I tried putting it in, but I couldn't. I reached down and started rubbing her because I was thinking she might have been extra tight, or dry. To my dismay, I pulled out a severed hand from her vagina. I threw it away and told her "oh yeah, sex always gets awkward with me during dreams". There was a bit of sarcasm and frustration in my tone as the dream faded out.

EDIT:

I also remember doing some blackout scene change...like closing my eyes and reseting the entire dream or something.

I remember something about having to fight shredder. I was a ninja turtle in Agrabah, and I needed to create weapons for my brothers. I should have written this down a while ago because I woke I with a "wow" feeling I get after good lucids.

Don't remember anything except having a wild a day or two ago...recall is so bad that I only remember the transition of falling through my bed