false awakening

Non-dream dream lucid dream

Before writing down this dream entry, I should state everything that happened before, because this was truely insane. First day back in colledge so I was exhausted, went to sleep at 9 pm. Woke up at 11:30 Pm and had a lot of stuff to eat, then went back to bed, saw I was having a lot of trouble going to sleep so I said "hell, ill try and do a WILD". If I am good at anything, its naturally having DILDs, for some reason I don't even have to reality check sometimes, but suck at WILDs, you will see why.

1st WILD attempt of the night

Im sweating a lot because it is extremely hot in my room, I feel my body start to tingle everywhere, I realize I am shutting down, but I am completely conscious, time to dream, I hope...

I think its time to open my dream eyes now, I only get one open, and I am in my room ahh crap this isnt a dream, I'm in sleep paralysis, after some effort I force my self awake.

Rinse and repeat, now I open both eyes, its my same room but its too dark, need to turn on the light. I can't move worth a crap, can't even get up off my bed. (this is why I hate doing WILDS, I have such limited control of my dreams as opposed to DILDS for some reason)

I wake up semi frustrated, failed miserably.


2nd WILD Attempt same night

So after waking up, I decide to change position and try it again. First time I tried face up, which is really uncomfortable for me. Now side ways

I open my dream eyes, same room, same bed, same everything, but this time, I can move. I get up off my bed and its really dark, so I turn on the light switch, believing it will work and it does. Now for some reason at this point, I start paying attention to my Field of Vision, I notice that the edges of my FoV are dark, noticing this for some reason makes me completely start losing grasp of the dream world, my FoV is reduced to 0 and I wake up -_-

3rd WILD Attempt same night

I figure, I got nothing better to do, so I try to fall back into a WILD, and its really easy this time.

In the same room, same darkness and I can move, but, this time the light switch doesn't work, which uber pisses me off. Anyways I continue to the outside and its all dark. I try to make light but I can't, I try to go somewere else and I can't either, I deside to abandon this dream, determined to go to somewhere I can see.

4th WILD Attempt same night

blah blah repeat

ok so I see pure black, for some reason I consider this an opportunity to form a world, basically I tell myself to go anywhere with color, then I realized this was a flawed thought. My sub-conscious IMMEDIATELY related color to....cartoons. Now for some reason my mind likes to troll me, or I like to troll myself, so my lucid begins as a weird cheesy cartoon entrance, with some strange looking misplaced characters, eventually I become one of these, except the camera view is broken, I am neither in 1st nor 3rd person view, Instead its a faulty mixture, I can see the world, but I can at all times see, my left ear -_-. So as you can imagine it is pretty annoying. I start exploring everywhere and its just a huge world of oversized stuff, huge tables and huge chairs. I decide to get out of here, cause frankly, I don't like cartoons.

I experience a false-awakening, but never lose lucidity somehow, this is all very confusing. I am in the same dark room again as before, and to get out, I try something crazy. I go for a WILD inside my own dream, BAM, it works.

I am now inside a huge black room very "matrix-like" complimented even more by the single lone computer in the middle of it all. I go up to it and it has at first what seems to be a weird strand of code, but I understand what it says, they are names of people, and names of dreams. I decide to go to one of my friends dream.

All of I sudden I find my self in a really pretty furnished house, everything is very clear, I look around and see him with a girl in the main living room, talking and I remember clearly hearing the word "fail". They can't seem to see me. I start looking around and there are certain entries to rooms that are pure black, as if they hadn't build properly built out by the dreamers mind. Also curious is that I cannot control anything, as if it is not my realm. I promptly leave.

Back in the matrix room, but this time with a lot of people, and they are making a mess and being extremely loud and annoying, I think at this point I am semi-lucid because I make no attempt to control them. After this event, I go to several other dreams, but my recall is a little bit blurry, I remember something about a white "tent"

The rest of the night I can only remember fragments.

I am on a huge bed with several people, watching a hologram/movie, I remember knowing that the movie was really outdated and I wasn't amused by it at all, something about dancers. Everyone else was being quite entertained, which annoyed me a bit.

I am in a school bus with some old friends, there is a massive storm and the bus is now floating around 5 meters above ground level, we then start rushing with the water current and are smacked around quite a bit, until somehow we are on dry land. I start talking to a girl beside me, she was kinda dumb :/, I attributed her dumbness to her addiction towards her blackberry, at which point I realized the whole story was being narrated by her cellphone.

Post Dream Notes

I woke up extremely tired and exhausted in the morning, I remembered to ask my friend about the house I had visited, apparently, he had dreamed he was there, the house is one that he had gone to the same day to hang out with his friends, the girl I saw was also a friend of his that was in his dream, I described her perfectly according to him, shared dream possibly? I am a skeptic when it comes to the existence of these type of dreams. Also its weird cause me and my friend live in different countries, and it could have been a coincidence. I had much more dreams than I recall, around 10-12~.

Hooray! I got another part done! Did Indiana Jones this time

We were driving home form my grandmother and I fell asleep in the car. I had woke up to a light which my mom had apparently turned on and was a little dazed. I had looked out the window and couldn't see anything. It was snowing really hard and was a complete whiteout. I looked over and noticed my mom was now in the back with me (She was sitting in the front, but i didn't notice anything strange.) I looked down and she was reading a book. The letters were all kind of jumbled and didn't seem to make any sense. It was like they were in Arabic or something. This made me confused and i decided to preform a reality check just to be sure I wasn't dreaming, since i thought I wasn't.

It turns out i really was! I got so excited that I started to feel the dream fade, though it might've been a bump from the real world. I had realized that i was still asleep in the car and that the dream may start to shake every once in a while. I rubbed my hands together and focused on the heat. My hands started to get really hot and then caught on fire! I quickly blew them out and noticed my hands were kind of charred. Oh well, maybe it'll go away later. I thought to myself of what to do, and remembered the task of the year. I decided to do the indiana jones one since I had never seen the movie and wanted to see where my mind thought it took place. I closed my eyes and told my dad, who was driving, to take me to indiana jones and the ark of the covenant. He said okay and i felt the car start to go really fast.

I opened my eyes and noticed we were now in the desert, somewhere in egypt. I also saw pyramids in the distance. I figured that this was where my mind thought the ark of the covenant would be for some reason. It made no sense to me at the time but whatever, I didn't "consciously" pick it. My dad stopped the car in front of a pyramid. I got out and noticed it was very cold for being mid-day in the desert. It felt like it was only 50 degrees out and i was glad i had a sweatshirt on. I walked toward the pyramit and noticed a little indent in the wall and figured that this was where the entrance was. I pushed some bricks in and the whole wall started to slowly move. Then, the whole side of the pyramid just collapsed and i was buried in a pile of rocks and dust. I quickly dugged my way out and noticed some people running out of the pyramid, being chased by zombie pharohs! I was a little confused, but hey, they weren't chasing me!

I walked in a small corridor that the zombies had come out of and found torches on the side. I thought to myself, "How cliche... toches?" I grabbed one and started walking. I suddenely fell down this huge shaft and landed in a bunch of gold and artifacts. I climbed my way out and saw a large golden box with two angel figures on each side. I figured that this was the ark of the covenant, so i started to walk towards it. I thought to myself, "Wait... these things are always booby trapped." Bad idea! I was about halfway to the box and heard a quiet click. Acting quickly, I paused time, something I had perfected in another LD, and looked around. There were arrows coming at me from the sides! I walked over to them and lit them on fire with the torch. But when i un-freezed time, the arrows didn't keep flying. They just dropped out of the air.

I decided that i had enough with things falling on me, falling on things, and setting off booby traps, and just jumped over to the ark. A pretty fun experience since the ark was like 30 feet away. I pushed the huge top over and peered inside. It was hard to see, but i could make out a rectangular shape. I grabbed it and it was a thick book, about the width of a christian bible. I opened it up and just saw a bunch of nonsense. It was like a mix of all the languages. I saw some fmailiar japanese shaped, some things that looked like arabic, latin, and russian. I waved my hand over it and said out lout, "In english, please!" And so, it changed to english. I can't remember quite what it said (sucks, right?) But it was something like, "Religion is a hoax, the truth is yet to be revealed" or something like that. I didn't think much of it and decided to try and do another task, but I fast the whole world bump, and thought that the car was getting off the highway. I could feel the dream fading, and spun to try and keep it. Unfortunately, it didn't work this time and I just woke up in the car. Turns out we were home already! The car ride was supposed to be a few hours, but whatever, i did part of the task!

Had a pretty epic night; I was almost sad for it to end.

1- Crystalline Fields
I awaken to find a three foot layer of solid, clear ice covering the ground. Inexplicable towers of ice jut up into the sky, some of them formed around entire trees. In the predawn light, the scene looks incredibly beautiful and surreal. It is fairly clear, however, that travel will be impossible for the next few days, if not longer.

((Sometime after the ice dream, I experience strong HI of myself and the Queen, who I was referring to as Stephanie, having a conversation. I do not recall what we spoke of, but I remember feeling somewhat disturbed. Interesting...))

2- Dreams are Truth
Lucid, though I do not recall how, and speaking to some sort of oracle about my dreams. He says that there is a truth my dreams that I must deal with. I feel a great sense of despair and horror. Though I try to deny it, I know which dreams the oracle speaks of. I do not let my mind fully wrap around a certain memory... ((This dream is really vague now, but it was Leroy and the Queen who I was trying not to think about. I'm not sure why I was so concerned. In reality, I'm glad that they seem to be cropping up again. I've missed them both, despite our love/hate relationship. Of course, I do find it disturbing that they seem to have been my parents, if that other dream had any truth to it. Ick...))

3- Harry Potter and the Forbidden Codex
I have been charged by Dumbledore to be the keeper of some very important scrolls, called the Codex, which seem to be entries from a certain adventurer's personal journal. (Interesting, since a codex is the opposite of a scroll.) I am supposed to be studying these entries and trying to gain knowledge from them, but doing so is nearly impossible when Voldemort is constantly trying to steal them from me. He even disguises himself as Dumbledore, but becomes angry and attacks me when I see right through his disguise.

((At some point during our battle, I wake up and manage to re-enter the dream.))

I am surrounded and completely outnumbered; plus I learn that Voldemort has captured Dumbledore and is holding him prisoner. Our only hope is for me to return to Hogwarts. Fortunately, Dobby appears and apparates us there just as Voldy's henchmen come in for the finishing blow.

Once at the school, I track down Ron and Hermione. ((I don't know how I know them. I am myself in the dream, but we seem to be friends.)) They accompany me as we travel deep into the bowels of the school in hopes of rescuing our Headmaster. Vicious beasts attack us along the way; one of them is a large cross between a wolf and a bat. Fighting it takes up nearly all of our energy, and we are dismayed to see another, scarier creature replace it almost immediately. ((This whole thing may sound silly, but believe me, it was really intense.))

As if things couldn't get any worse, Voldemort's henchmen show up and change both of my companions into big worms, and paralyze me. However, as soon as they leave, we go back to normal. Why didn't they kill us? I realize that one of them must be a mole, secretly working for Dumbledore. If we can just get to Voldemort, we'd be able to kill him for sure.

Finally I find Voldemort. The mole dispatches the other henchmen, while I cast a spell on Voldemort that renders him the scared, insecure child within his soul. He then transforms into a gray blob that bears a somewhat fruity personality. I think I preferred his evil side...

4- Hungry Cats
As I am feeding Sadie, I realize that I have a whole bunch of cats outside that I haven't fed in nearly a month! This prompts me to RC, and I become lucid. "I should wake myself up and feed those cats as soon as possible!" I say to Sadie, but then I remember that that's against the rules. "They'll be there when I wake up, if they even exist," I assure myself. ((I hate false memories. I only own one cat.))

I can't stop worrying about my "poor, starving kitties," so I decide to go outside and see if they are in the dream world. Sure enough, a pack of wild looking cats are living in the woods at the edge of my back yard. There are dozens of them, and kittens, too!

I call their leader over to me, and ask how they've been doing. "It's a rough world," she says, "But we're surviving."

I apologize profusely for forgetting about them and promise to bring them some food when I wake up. "I WOULD do it now, but since this is a dream that would be sort of pointless."

No dream goals pop out at me, so I decide to go on a walk. There are now a few people from school walking with me, but I ignore them as I think once more of Leroy and the Queen. I wonder if I should try to find them...

My thoughts are interrupted as I come to a fork in the road that was never there before. Should be interesting to see where this goes. But it isn't long before a sports car with a crazed driver comes hurdling towards me. I grin and stand my ground, jumping at the last second and running along the top of the car with one swift step. I land and the car speeds on down the road.

This happens several more times, and then guys with REALLY strange looking chainsaws show up. I understand that this is a sort of sport; the guys try to kill me with the chainsaws, and I have to use only my feet to survive.

This proves to be exceptionally fun! It's really the same concept as the cars; I simply jump into the air and kick my foot down hard upon the chainsaw, knocking it and its user into the ground. At one point, my shoe becomes a chainsaw ((like Giriko from Soul Eater)) which further enables me to squash my opponents. "I wonder why they don't have a game like this in real life..."

5- More Hungry Cats
I "wake up" and RC, but it fails. Good, now I can go feed those cats! When I get to the place where the cats should be, I notice a lot of food scattered around on the ground. What the...? Annoyed to think that I'm wasting time yet again, I RC once more and become lucid. "This is getting on my nerves. Do I even own these cats?" I really feel like I do, but I tell myself that I can't be sure. After all, I thought I'd owned that horse, too, and THAT had only led to nearly getting my leg bit off by a feral goat. So no sense in getting worked up about a few cats who may or may not exist.

As I am thinking this over, a cute little puppy wanders over to me. He begins talking about how he ran away from his family, because he hated his uncle, who was the Alpha. At that point, my dogs Fred and Bessie walk up. The puppy worries that Fred is his uncle, but when he sees otherwise he gets "violent" and says he will prove his strength and kill Fred. I tell Fred to go easy on him.

But the puppy chickens out at the last second and rolls over on his back in a sign of submission.

((At that point, I wake up for real and find that we have about a foot of snow!))

And not only that, but a dream within a dream, too! And not only that, but a WILD within a dream! Quite thrilling.
(STARTS NON-LUCID) I was in this complex entertainment building. We were getting lost, and my parents were disagreeing over priorities in getting where we wanted to go or something. Finally we arrived in a theater where we got portable see-through armrests. In order to get to the next level on the screen, people would have to find the various things going on, point them out, and receive a 3-letter code for doing so. At the end of every level we would have to go out and act out parts (or something, I don't remember.) Finally, we were chased out of the theater as what might or might not have been part of the act by soldiers dressed like toy-soldiers. We ran up the staircase (very homey) then found out it was a dead end, got out, ran outside, set up defenses (there were a lot more of us outside than in), and started attacking. Somehow the dream transformed into me reading the most blatantly soulless sales and marketing ad I'd ever seen (and I'd seen it in another dream sometime), then looking up and realizing the ad was happening to me (involving an impossibly well-groomed woman of indeterminate racial profile asking me if I wanted to come to the meeting and that there would be Froot Loops and cake). Somehow THAT dream went to me at Grandma's house, somehow finding a second floor, and then somehow finding a spaceship on that floor, taking it out for a test drive (using the clear armrest from earlier as a piloting device), and then being immediately followed by the U.S. Government's spaceships. I was told to cease and desist or I would be destroyed. I panicked and (falsely) woke up. I tried to go back to sleep because I felt only half-awake and fought with SP (but a dream version nothing like the real thing; it felt and looked like being submerged in deep blue (we're talking toilet-levels of blue) water. So after I successfully WILDed my way into a LUCID dream within a dream, I'm rewarded with another false awakening (only this time I know it. I know both were false awakenings because both times I awoke to the sight of a ceiling fan, and my room doesn't have one of those.) I immediately RC'd by noticing some colorful cartoon animals. I clapped my hands and noticed the sound was off. I tried to get the sound to change to cowbell, but I couldn't think of a way to passively make that happen before I spun off into cartoon land, then awakeness. I did spin to maintain lucidity after I realized I had tried to actively force too much, but I didn't know what to do after that. However, I do know that next time this happens, I will be flying a spaceship.

EDIT: First *intentional* lucid dream.

non dream - lucid - non lucid

I set myself a WBTB alarm to go off after 6 hours of sleep before going to bed.
I have also started reading "Exploring the world of lucid dreaming".
I remembered a lot of dreams this night, but none of them were very vivid, and my recall wasn't very good either.

1. False Awakening (before the WBTB alarm)
   I wake up, my mobile is ringing. I turn the alarm off thinking it's the WBTB alarm I set earlier and decide to try one of those mp3’s which help you become lucid.
   However, my headphones are stuck behind the mattress, I can't get them out...
   -
2. (This is after the real WBTB alarm)
   I can’t seem to fall asleep after the WBTB. (I'm actually already dreaming at this point)
   I touch my shorts while turning around. Wait… I never wear shorts in bed. I RC.
   Cool, I quickly get up, but realize the dream is unstable and a mess.
   I try spinning to fix it, which partially solves the problem.
   I jump downstairs, go to a window, and push myself through it without opening it and fly away… not very far though.
   There’s a girl at my neighbors house waving to me. I land next to her…
   -
3. Fragmented
   I’m in high school. I realize I don’t belong here, but I only become half lucid for some reason. I get the urge to investigate my surroundings, but I don’t understand that I am dreaming.
   We leave our classroom. Everyone goes right, a single girl goes left.
   I follow the girl (obviously, right? *cough*)
   We get to the chemistry lab. It requires a retinal scan to open it up. She provides it and we get in. There’s a teacher and another student inside…
   
   … The girl hands me a “potion of power”.
   I’m intrigued and drink it in a single go. It heats my body up quite a bit, I feel really strong…
   
   … The potion had some adverse effects, there’s something growing on my belly…
   -
4. (This was clearly the most vivid one)
   I follow a very athletic girl in 3rd person view.
   She’s a rather sexy treasure hunter. (think Tomb Raider)
   She’s at a sea, diving down very deep without any scuba gear.
   Having dived before, I realize this is physically impossible, but I don’t become lucid.
   She enters an underwater temple from the bottom. She accelerates upwards, jumps out of the water, to grab onto a thick cord about 4 meters above the water surface.
   Impressive!
   There are more cords all over the room.
   She starts jumping from cord to cord. She is incredibly skilled.
   She’s wearing some sort of climbing aid, a belt with a hook, which she can use to secure herself on some of the cords, but she rarely uses it.
   She suddenly turns towards me as she reaches the highest cord.
   She looks me right in the eyes.
   I no longer feel like I’m observing her like a game character, I now feel like I’m floating next to her.
   She takes a red slightly transparent yoyo out of a pocket and hands it to me.
   
   “For you!”
   I take it.
   “Thank you!”
   The dream ends.
   -
5. False Awakening
   I immediately realize I'm dreaming and go to my window to jump out.
   I’m being attacked by an oversized (human size) parrot. WTF?
   I start kicking him to go away. Suddenly I become aware that I can use much stronger powers than kicking. But I don’t want to kill him, so I quickly draw a portal as he approaches.
   He flies into the portal and disappears. I have no idea where I just sent him, I find this quite amusing.
   -
6. False Awakening
   I wake up again. I remember to RC every time I wake up.
   Ha, still dreaming.
   I walk out of my room; my mother is in the next room. I don’t like having my parents in my dreams, I unsummon her...
   -
7. False Awakening
   I wake up again and succeed with another RC.
   This time another girl is in the room. She’s wearing a very sexy black dress. I go say hi, ask her why she’s in my house. She can’t remember.
   I ask her name, she doesn't know that either...
   -
8. False Awakening
   I wake up again. I RC.
   I note that this is quite a FA chain I got going on here…
   Someone’s standing next to my bed and yelling at me. I try to fall through the bed and floor of my room just to see if I’ll manage.
   It works and I land in the next floor, on my ass since I forgot to turn myself around mid air…
   -
9. False Awakening
   I wake up in bed yet again, perform another RC and become lucid.
   This time my cousins children are in my bathroom. I talk to them in my native language rather than English, which I usually do in dreams.
   “What are you guys doing here?”
   They jump around super happy.
   “We’re dreaming! We’re dreaming!
   I remember that both have told me that they have lucid dreams.
   I wonder if it's really them.
   I think that dream sharing would be easier for children, because they don't over-think what they experience.
   
   (They have told me not long ago that they have lucid dreams occasionally
   One of them has actually described to me how she ends unpleasant dreams, or changes the scene.
   She told me she closes her eyes and visualizes a new scene. I was impressed that she had such a level of dream control.)

Well I am just getting into the swing of things so I will try My best

First Dream Obstacle Course
It was my Friend Jody's house but it was floating on the water and there was a wall that was seemingly not there and as I began the dream I see my friend Jorge jump through the opening I start along the course and watch as people climb up the building I come to the first obstacle which is a huge jump the people around my kept saying jump but I would not until finally I jumped and made it. A brown platform actually appeared where I landed. Then I walked on and we were next to the house I climbed the house as well as the other people that were with me but I don't recall who they were then I looked into the window from the top of the house somehow and say Jody but with blonde hair (he has brown hair) and the wall that was there was now seemingly solid glass.
End.


Second Dream The Tent
Next on Sunday in Georgia it is going to snow I dreamed that it was going to snow so we slept outside in a tent type thing it was simply a tarp draped over air with zippers on it that were all zipped up at this point we all went to sleep and I had a false awakening my mom woke me, my brother, and our friend Jp up out of the tent I knew it was because it did not snow and she was mad because we couldn't hear anything all night but then when we walked outside it was snowing like crazy and she made us get in the car and we just started driving slowly along the Iced and Snowed over roads.
End.


Third Batman Archam Fort
It started out me and other people which I again, do not recall were in a kind of metal fort. Imagine a wooden playground with just like steps and pathways we were in that type of fort and I was standing at the top and someone pushed me off and I fell and died I then was in another setting and turned someone's Xbox off. Then I "Spawned" back and was standing in front of the fort with 3 little leach type creatures coming out of it except they were white and moved like plants I grabbed one and then pulsating lines of green stated forming like a leaf held up th the light i then trusted my hands down onto it and the fort expanded with leaves and jungle and grew to massive heights and all of a sudden we were in Archam Asylum. I climbed to the top of the fort which seemed to crumble when I stepped on it because it was all plant. Then i looked down and jumped. I am Thrown into a scenario I am in a group of random people and they are saying it is time to destroy the Joker. We walk into a room and I see him sitting on a throne so I run out expecting him to attack but no he doesn't he just throws fireballs at my friends so I am like how do we kill him and my DC's say throw a batterang so I throw 3 but they all missed then I whip out the remote controlled batterang and hit him in the face then I run down the stars like a pussy and I hear from inside "Where's the dark knight?" then Joker runs out and starts slapping my so I slap him back and then I kind of just don't remember... Then If you have ever played the game then you know how Ivy Turns into that Giant thing it was like that except attached to someone's arm and had no head on the end he started swinging high and low and i had to jump or duck but I was on the ground the whole time and it only hit me once.


Dream 4 Sex (please note I am 14 and have never had sex)
So I was in a parking lot coming out of the store with my mom and I see this hot chick sitting on a car I get a boner too big for my pants and so I take them off then I walk up and start to zip down her pants and almost get to her pussy and then my mom pulls me away and says no she can't be your first but I just pull the zipper down all the way get on the car and start fucking her I never actually saw her pussy but that was the best feeling I have ever had on my dick and just as I was about to cum I wake up in my bed with a massive boner and explode all over my sheets.
End.

I had this one last night (or this morning?)

I woke up at 10:37AM. I got out of bed and heard my parents downstairs playing Wii. So, I grabbed my yellow sweatshirt and threw it on (it was cold) and went downstairs. When I got there my parents were playing a game where you were a gorilla and you had to turn a sweater into a baby gorilla so that you could nourish it. Both my parents failed at doing so but when it was my turn I succeeded, and when I did Tyra Banks walked on the game (she was a part of the game) and said that I needed to race her on roller skates in the safari in order to beat the game. So the race began and I was running in place (because that's how you skate on Wii). The terrain on the game was very rough and I could feel it as I was running. There were objects that you had to run into that would either help you or slow you down. The objects that would help you were the lip stick case, the mascara case and any other type of makeup case you can think of but the crying girls that just stood there would slow you down if you skated into them. I remember having to jump over trees and fire trucks in the race. At the end Tyra won with a time of 2 minutes and 32 seconds and I lost with a time of 2 minutes and 36 seconds. I remember being very angry because I've lost by only 4 seconds.


I also had another dream but I don't remember much of it:

I was in a town that was ruled by a not "physically there" woman (it was like she was a ghost or spirit). She told me her secret to the "expanding mushrooms" and I was to pass it on to her son. I found her son trying to cross the expanding mushrooms (they would change size constantly going from big to small in the same pattern). I had to jump across some of the mushrooms to get to him but he wouldn't listen to what I was telling him. His servant came out then onto our mushroom, which happened to be blue, and said that he should listen to me, so he did, and together we went under the mushrooms and lifted them so that they just hovered over the air instead of being grounded into the earth.

January 06, 2011
A man is dying in my dream. he has been gruesomely wounded in the futuristic war where this dream takes place. To save him, the head surgeon, takes the body of a dead alien and begins to assemble the nerves of the alien's body to the nerves of the man's body. i turn away to avoid puking. i begin to talk to my troops about the next battle. the setting is a large room with no floor. instead, futuristic bridges (like from star wars) create walkways. Attachment 2013

i turn around to see the progress and the man begins to slightly move his buglike alien leg. he is amazed and so am i. A large bang come from the next room. my force and i go to investigate. at the doorway to the next room, there is a small force of soldiers in crimson and black. we defeat them but they cause many casualties. suddenly, their lieutenent enters the room. it is now only me and her. she begins to walk towards me. i am backing up into the surgery room again and suddenly remember the trap on the door. i set it and lightning crosses the doorway just like in Call of Duty: Black Ops. The dream pans out and the view darkens. in white letters, "Level Complete" is seen.

i wake up. i am very frusterated because i cant remember my dream. i am in the basement sleeping under the stairs just behind the blue recliner. David (brother) and Mitch (his friend) are nearby, groggy but awake. i try to remember more, but i can only recall soldiers in red capes. my throat hurts. for some reason there is a new years day party going on in my basement with many little kids around. i decide to play some Call of Duty missions. i play a snow mission. then suddenly, i become a character in the next mission, a stealth mission. i take out the nearest guy silently then snipe the next closest. i see a house in the distance. i run toward it, taking fire. i stop outside the courtyard and kill the guard standing watch. i enter the house and climb the winding, dilapidated staircase leading to a hole blown in the building and a sniper looking down. i am confused as to why he didnt shoot me because he is overlooking the courtyard. i continue up a ladder into the attic, setting claymores along the way. they obviously dont work because two men climb uo the ladder. i kill them and then 30 seconds later, another man climbs up. i kill him. a minute later a man dressed in all black (the others were in olive) climbs up. i try to knife him but i cant because i think i recognize him. he is bald. he kills me. i wake up.

My mother was in a cranky mood and was cleaning our house. She was in the laundry room scrubbing something with a toothbrush. She kept complaining to me on how the house was always dirty. I didn't say anything until she really got on my nerves. I told her I do not want to hear her talk about my family like that. She said That's too bad, I am. I went over to the counter and there was a box of raisenettes. it was yellow and white. I ate some. My brother came in and opened the fridge and said something.

I was playing a video game. My class was a warrior. We were doing 3's arena. We kept getting mages as opponents. There were at least 5 mages, both arcane and frost but no fire. They casted mirror image and I was instantly confused. I always attacked the fake mage. We lost 3 times in a row. Waiting to get in to the arena again, I was in this area, dimly lit. It had a purple crystal ceiling and a big tree that shined in the middle. There was water and grass too. A level 80 druid invited me to a group and I accepted. Then he queued us for eye of eternity but I didn't want to do that, so I left. We entered another arena. The matchup was a warlock, mage. The warlock was a giant eye with tentacles. He ran up to me and grabbed me. he dragged me to the other side of the map, I couldn't move.

08.01.2011

Going to see the Pyramids (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Somewhere between dreams this morning, I remembered the task of the year I'd been neglecting. Unfortunately I didn't remember that it was in fact next year, and there were new tasks I hadn't seen yet. Oh well, it was fun anyway!

After my previous dream about Cheryl Cole, I woke up into some kind of recording studio. I was lying on a comfy chair, in a circle with about ten other people. One of them was my friend Kay from work. We were all hooked up to one of those dream-sharing devices from Inception. Kay said something, but I ignored him, thinking about my last dream and how awesome it was. I tried to do a DEILD back into it, and a little loading icon appeared at the bottom of my vision. I paused, thinking of something more worthwhile I could be doing, like the task of the year on Dreamviews. I strained to remember what they were, and recalled that Egypt was definitely involved. Then it came to me. There were two related to Egypt- finding out how the pyramids were built, and watching the Exodus. I snapped awake back into the studio and stood up. After telling Kay of my plan, I went outside to the street. It was a huge crossroads, filled with people and the occasional car. I kneeled down in a patch of gravel and sketched out a (very) rough drawing of two pyramids and the Nile using my fingers. I looked at it very intently, visualising it in front of me. I lost touch with the crossroads, but felt Kay coming up behind me.
"Good luck," he said calmly.

By now I had a cartoon-ish picture of Egypt in my mind, and was trying to insert myself. I realised it would be hard to insert myself at the P.O.V. I had drawn, because I usually needed some sort of tactile sensation to pull myself into a scenario. The P.O.V. was in the sky. My vision zoomed down to the ground, on a sand dune. There was a tall wire fence along the top of it, separating me from Egypt. I wondered what it could be doing there, but used it anyway. I moved towards the fence and grasped it tightly. I got my whole body involved in climbing up and over the fence, and my surroundings got a lot clearer. When I was on the ground on the other side, I jumped up and down for a few seconds to make sure there was no chance I was going to lose touch with the dream from poor integration.



I found myself in a quarry. It was a huge hole in the ground, but nothing was happening. It was eerily quiet. I took off and flew downhill in the direction I assumed the pyramids were. I ended up following a wooden train track, which I thought must be for the transport of big blocks of stone for building work. After clearing one last tall sand dune, I saw an Egyptian city. There was one small pyramid, with a much larger one in the early stages of construction. I landed on a ridge overlooking the scene. Around me were a number of large stone blocks, each about the size of a car. It looked like they had been abandoned here. I went over for a closer look and laid my hands on one. It immediately turned a bright bronze-like colour, and looked a lot like metal. Many of the nearby blocks did the same. I flew off the edge of the ridge, and down into the city. I landed at the edge of the unfinished pyramid building site. Nothing seemed to be going on, again. I was curious for an explanation. There were people staring down at me from balconies and rooftops. I shouted,
"Pharaoh!" A man on the roof of a large building raised his arm. I jumped and flew over to him. He was very old, and wearing a ceremonial headress/crown thing. He didn't seem to want to communicate with me at all anymore. Another man on a different rooftop gestured for me to come over. I ran and hopped to his building. I had a long conversation with this man, who turned out to be the Pharaoh's son. He explained that production had halted on the pyramids, and that his father wouldn't allow him to go to university until it had resumed. I remember he said,
"What does he know anyway, he's basically mummified already!" I laughed. But down to business.
"How are the pyramids made?" I asked.
"Come and see," said the prince, and showed me to the edge of the rooftop. There were lights coming down from the sky through the clouds. Spotlights, which seemed to be scanning the blocks in the area. On finally stopped to scan a block I had turned into bronze earlier. The block then transformed into a bronze golem, which immediately got to work stacking blocks on the base of the unfinished pyramid. A voice boomed down from the sky,
"He has repaired our equipment. Construction can recommence." The people on rooftops and balconies all around me cheered. The prince turned to me and asked if I could fix a few more blocks before I left. I agreed, and jumped down to the building site. I placed my hands on a huge pile of blocks. They all turned bronze and transformed into golems. After a few seconds, the whole area was buzzing. The golems were lifting, pushing and hammering the blocks of the new pyramid into place.

I stood back, satisfied. I thought then of waking up into the previous dream level and going back into the gameshow for another round with Cheryl Cole, but I wanted to wake up and remember this dream accurately. I turned and waved. The Pharaoh and prince waved back. I closed my eyes and roughly three seconds later, I woke up.

08.01.2011

Banging Cheryl Cole (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a very hazy false awakening where I really couldn't tell whether I was awake or not. I had difficulty moving and couldn't see my hand when I checked it, so assumed I must still be asleep. Rather than force myself out of this apparent inertia, I went for a WILD, inside the dream- with the intention of finding myself somewhere else.

I woke up sitting on a chair in what appeared to be a large, indoor arena for a gameshow. The lighting was low, but there were spotlights zooming about everywhere. The arena itself was covered in ramps and chairs. On each chair was a naked woman reclining. I was highly confused, but quite excited. The voice of Davina McCall (who hosts most UK gameshows) boomed out, explaining that under one of the girls was a playing card, which I had to find without being distracted by them. It was their job to try and seduce me. A klaxon sounded and I ran into the arena. The first girl I came across was an ex, who wasn't too hard to resist, depite the fact that she was naked and covered in massage oil. The card wasn't anywhere around her. I made my way down a ramp and was confronted by a naked Cheryl Cole.



"Fuck the card," I said, and we had sex on the ramp. It went on for a while, so long I thought I might be wasting lucid time, but it was worth it. When a buzzer sounded indicating that I had ten seconds left, I reached underneath her and pulled out a playing card. I threw it up in the air behind me and got back to business.

Woo! Completed part of the task of the year

I was lying in my bed in my room trying to DEILD and was trying to lay still. I had woken up several times after falling back asleep. I finally said screw it and just did a random RC. It worked! I couild breathe through my nose and was lucid! I though of what to do for a minute and remembered some of the task of the year things. I decided to do the one where tou tap Dorothy's slippers and see what happens. I got up and thought to myself that when i wlak through the door i will be in the Wizard of Oz movie. I walked through and i was in the wizards castle!

Dorothy and all the other characters (lion, tin man, and scarecrow) had just walked in and were being scammed by the "wizard" I walked up to them and told them what was going on, and they all started crying for some reason. I guess they were sad . I walked over and just picked up Dorothy's shoes and put them on. They were tiny though and my feet could barely fit in them. I started to tap them and on the third time I woke up... WTH! Damn slippers....

Oh well, got part of it done

First ever lucid c:

I woke up in a false awakening, walked into my living room and lifted up my hand. I counted six fingers and became lucid. I got pretty excited (and I'm surprised I didn't wake up) I tried to summon wings because I thought flying would be hard, but it summoned a weird bird with a light blue head and a brown body. I killed it and it disappeared. Instead I took a deep breath and started flying and it was a success. Then I tried out telekinesis, but failed. So then I tried summoning George Lopez to no success. I said "Damn, whenever I try to summon George Lopez, nothing happens." My dad then said "Wiggle your toe." I tried this and summoned George Lopez. He came knocking at the front door. Then I was going to go out and explore, but I was quickly trampled by people coming out of limos. (it's like my subconscious doesn't want me to go outside for some reason, any time I tried to I was trampled by more and more people coming out of limos.) So then, noticing I wouldn't be getting out any time soon, I decided to see if anything changed in my house in my dreams. When i went into my sister's room I saw Peach, Daisy, and Mario having a threesome, so I just ran out and cringed at the thought of that. I grabbed my friend Gabe out of the storm of all the people and with him, tried to teleport to the roof of the house. Instead we teleported into a helicopter with exploding loaded guns. I, naturally, threw those guns down on whatever unlucky guy's house they would hit. Then all the non-exploded guns exploded and the loud sound woke me up.

It's a shame I woke because it was so funnnn! I wish I could have explored more and noticed I could do anything in it, but I guess I didn't. >_>

It seems I have created my own zombie course similar to the kinds of zombie courses from Call of Duty's Nazi zombies layouts

I have created my own course randomly generated by my brain one day in a zombie dream i had and ever since I have had many zombie dreams on that same course. It seems I have created a dream I can't stop reliving. This is the first time I have had this happen more than twice.

The zombie Course has a bunch of metal shop buildings on hills with farm machinery spread around (like back-hoes and dump trucks). There are perk machines and gun outlines on walls too (just like nazi zombies from Call of Duty). In the back of the course on top of a hill there is a single roomed house with a staircase to a second floor but no roof and the windows are all just open squares in the walls. The second floor is good because in case of emergency, the zombies come up the stairs and we jump out the window of the second floor and can make a quick get away.

I enjoyed this level because of the huge wide open area to run around and the trucks and tractors I could drive to run over zombies.

Anyways... On to the dream.

Mostly just killing zombies with my dad next to me and we started running out of ammo and had to jump out the window.

I remember me and my dad each using a different tractor to run over a bunch of zombies until they ran outta fuel so we ditched the machinery and ran to a metal shop building.

In that building I remember running into a small room about the size of a 3 car garage. A zombie dog which looked a lot like my old dog that died 2 years ago (which is funny cause the dog died and now in my dream its a zombie) along with a huge group of zombies came into the room and we had no ammo.

I suddenly felt this odd feeling and I don't know how, but I realized I was dreaming because of that feeling. The dog jumped with its mouth wide open and fangs facing me and I raised my hands and pushed them forward (like using the force) and the zombies all stopped like time stood still and the dog slowed to a stop in mid-air with its evil eyes and fangs still facing me.
BTW: My dog was huge. Chesapeek retriever and she was all muscle.



Picture is close to it but not as evil as the one in my dream.

After that, I felt some pride and strength inside of me and then everything suddenly started to become blurry and then disappeared.

I did not wake up but do not remember anything dream wise after that.

01/06/2011

Project Sanctuary...? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Now this one was weird. It was basically a False Awakening. I was laying in bed and I decide to try the whole Project Sanctuary thing. (To sum it up in a sentence, it's trying to have vivid, dream-like visualization while you're awake.) Two times I get kinda close trying to pull a scene together, but my head kinda vibrates and snaps me out of it. The third time I succeed, though, and I am in a forest with a big truck or SUV. This was a pretty hazy dream overall, I kinda hovered around the area as the truck moved around, then I floated higher in the air. I thought of going into space and closed my eyes, but when I opened them I woke up.

Now... do I count this as lucid? I was aware that whatever I experienced wasn't real, but I was convinced this was because I was visualizing in waking life, not because I was dreaming. It's kind of a weird one...