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    Balls

    by , 04-20-2014 at 10:58 PM (342 Views)
    #308 - DILD – 6:09AM

    I am driving home from an event with family. There's an odd hiccup where the tire gets stuck in a tree root. Someone starts giving a speech. A car passes. I remember I am dreaming and start driving really fast. I come up to the car that passed me at an intersection. I recognize the area and swerve around them and head home.

    Now I am at the front door but it's locked. I blind summon the keys and shove them in the general area of the key hole. The door pops open, I walk inside, and I am greeted by many kittens in the house. I find this amusing and decide to spend some time playing with them. At one point I am on all fours tickling an orange tabby and it gets a little feisty and scratches my fingers. The pain feels pretty realistic and this causes me to pause. I note the oddity of dream pain but decide its best not to look and the wound.

    My family starts coming in the front door and I move to the couch. I remember that I wanted to troll on some dream characters and I start blind summoning toy balls; the ones like my son likes to play with and consequently ends up all over the living room. As each person comes in, I start pelting them in the face. I was embarrassed by the fact that I completely missed most of them. My dream throwing ability should be way better than waking life. My dad comes in last and I get a good shot straight on the nose. He puts a hand to his face and says, “Son! You didn't have to do that! How about I punch you in the balls?”
    I find it completely amusing that he said that and laugh. I tell him, “Go ahead. It won't hurt.”
    We moves over to me and the dream fades to black as I watch him do an upper cut to my crotch.


    I have a false awakening where I am totally laughing my ass off about the dream. This lasts only a few seconds and I wake up for real.
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    Updated 04-20-2014 at 11:00 PM by 5967

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    1. CanisLucidus's Avatar
      “Son! You didn't have to do that! How about I punch you in the balls?”
      That's a great DC line.

      We moves over to me and the dream fades to black as I watch him do an upper cut to my crotch.
      Oh my goodness. LOL. You are killing me with this one. I'm picturing a Mortal Kombat-style super uppercut.

      BTW, I also need to work on my dream throwing ability!
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    2. NyxCC's Avatar
      Lol, now I know what balls the title was referring to.

      Keep producing them hilarious lds!
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    3. Xanous's Avatar
      Im glad you all got a laugh. I sure did!
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