• Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views




    View RSS Feed

    Schmaven's Dream Journal of Randomness

    Chuck Norris!

    by , 10-01-2014 at 10:52 PM (793 Views)
    Waiting in line for some cafeteria food at a university, I suspect I might be dreaming. I do a reality check by seeing if I can put my hand through the cinder block wall. I can! Now that I'm dreaming, I don't have to wait in line at all. I use telekinesis to pull fried chicken from across the room into my outstretched hand. Catching it, I put it on my plate as I hold my tray with my other hand.

    Not that interested in food since I'm dreaming, I just sit down at one of the cafeteria tables, and run my hand through them like water. It feels really cool. After a bit of doing this, I look up and see none other than Chuck Norris sitting across from me. "Holy Sh!t, it's Chuck Norris!" I yell to get everyone's attention. I forget I'm dreaming as I assume everyone would appreciate being graced by Chuck Norris' company....

    Submit "Chuck Norris!" to Digg Submit "Chuck Norris!" to del.icio.us Submit "Chuck Norris!" to StumbleUpon Submit "Chuck Norris!" to Google

    Comments

    1. DawnEye11's Avatar
      Haha ≡ヾ(*゚▽゚)ノ Chuck Norris popped up so suddenly.
    2. Delenn's Avatar
      Love it.
    3. ~Dreamer~'s Avatar
      Congrats on the lucidity!

      Wow, putting your hand through the tables like water sounds awesome!

      Have you tried dream food? I love eating in dreams! Some people don't have a strong sense of taste in dreams, but I don't mind the occasional lucid pigout.
    4. PercyLucid's Avatar
      Awesome job

      Chuck Norris does not need to lucid dream as the dream world is his fist.
    5. Schmaven's Avatar
      I was really surprised to see him. I didn't think to summon him or anything - just happy to play with solid objects like they were liquid. I haven't tried any lucid dream food yet. The only dream food I remember is drinking orange juice. But it was really chunky and required a lot of chewing. Kinda gross really. It sure tasted like orange juice, but the texture was unpleasant.

      I suppose if Chuck Norris didn't distract me, I would have done more lol.