Deadly

'Woke' up floating in face down in the river of chocolate in Willy wonkas chocolate factor...I felt hung over/high and staggered onto the shore after splashing around a bit. Spotted those weird orange skinned guys wandering around and thought 'As I'm here' and got them to start singing christmas carols with a rude twist (Jiggle Balls being one).
Wonka showed up (original) and started to tell me off over nearly drowning in his chocolate river, violence took place, and I was holding Wonkas head under surface of the chocolate river, when he seemed to finally die. Suddenly his sprang back up clearly a zombie at this point and proceeded to chase me around the factory (Got to see the 'room full of bubbles), I ended up diving head first down a 'rotten egg' tube perfering to risk being burnt to death than facing an undead Willy Wonka.
Unfortunately Wonka followed me down the pipe and I couldn't wake myself up, ended up being dragged under the pool of rotten egg, bits of shell (man it stank!) and getting my left leg chewed on a fair be before gratefully drowning. Played dead for a bit, got up as a zombie to try and sneak out....zombie love making took place Felt sick when I woke up....won't be eating eggs for a while.

I was talking to my grandmother when her face became that of my Aunt (dead for over a year). I hated her in RL on a cellular level.
She Said:

"Only travel if you're alone"

this dream stood out and had the 'listen up' vibe I take care to pay attention to.

Was up to no good with a DC, having a great time, things went swirly and I was standing in a church near the alter.
Suddenly a ball of energy burst out of the floor and went into my stomach through my naval. I felt very odd, like someone was trying to take control of my body. I hung on for a minute or two, the energy got weaker and tried to escape, I held onto it and absorbed it. Finders Keepers!

I was in a lab in the isolation chamber, I was groggy and covered in wires.
I stood up and sniffed the air. I man in a white lab coat came in, he looked at a console and wrote something on a clipboard.
As he was about to leave I tapped on the glass to get his attention, he looked at me and seemed puzzled. He went back to the console and flicked a switch, he then said through a micro-phone speaker inside the chamber "Who are you?....are you lucid?....what year is it?". I answered the questions "Sara, Yes for a moment or two at least, 2011...".
He looked excited and pushed a button on the console, he talked into the console but I couldn't hear him (he's turned off the speaker to the chamber). I could lip read him saying "We have her!". This made me nervous so I started looking around the chamber I was in to find a weak point (my usual powers were not working). By now I was getting very worked up. He spoke again through the speaker "We mean you no harm, we just need to ask you a few questions, the manager will be he in a minute"...at this point I was totally lucid and not groggy anymore, and VERY VERY angry about being in a isolation chamber, naked and covered in wires. I grinned and the light above me cracked and went black, the man looked worried, I grinned bigger pointed to the lights above his head and winked.....it blew and all was darkness.
I then turned into 'night crawler' and smashed my way out of the chamber, alarms sounded, I found him cowering in the dark near the console and pulled his limbs off one by one, lastly his head. I took one of the arms 'for later' and then smashed though the door to make my escape.
I got out of the room only to find more lights on (I can only be 'night crawler' in total darkness) so I blew them as I went and eventually got outside the building. Once outside I ran until I couldn't hear the alarms anymore and then ran some more until I found a graveyard. I buried myself in a fresh grave as the Earth wasn't compacted.
I lay down to sleep and munched on the severed arm until I dropped off.

Very long and clear dream about being in a hot country wearing light materials that covered my whole body from head to foot, and a veil.
At one point I was in my home with my veil and head scarf off washing face in a bowl of water and a man burst in unexpectedly.
I screamed and grabbed my head scarf to cover my head and hide my face, he looked shocked, nodded and left quickly looking embarrased.
The rest of the dream was just about sweeping a floor, at one point I looked out of a window and saw a woman being biten by a shark that appeared out of a gutter and I laughed, "What a odd thing to see!"
I went back to sweeping the floor, as it was calming to me.

Did the whole Song from the 'Mr Skinny Show' from the film 'Necromentia' as Mr.Skinny this can be seen on youtube but I wouldn't recommend it to those of a nervous disposition/under 18 blah blah.
This dream ROCKED!

Was planning on heading to the 'mayan pyramid' but woke up in a barricaded house (planks of wood nailed over the windows/doors) and couldn't just magick my way out. Zombies were attacking from the outside and eventually got in, tried to wake myself up by closing my eyes but no joy. Ended up getting my innards torn out and having chunks taken out of me, lots of pain, hope I never find out how realistic the sensations were. Made a point of not screaming.

Tried repeatedly to get to the pyramid, never became lucid enough to get there. Ended up having lots of random sex with Yule Brenner in his 'West World' costume.
Tried to track down the wolf from my previous non-lucid dream to say "Hi!". Think I caught up with him/her so hit the deck to appear non-treatening and said "I've not been able to shape-shift much of late" and then failed to turn my hand into a paw....lame

I became lucid and set off for the Pyramid as chosen for the mission this weekend. After a few issues I got there and proceeded to tell people they were dreaming, noticed a lack of a 'becon' so sent it up which cased more people to emerge from forrest around the area. I suspected that these people were 'avatars' (non-real people) so sat down and waited a while. I spoke a a fellow with pointy ears called 'Muzlin' before waking up for a minute or two.
When I got back to sleep I was flying above the pyramid and giggling a lot (I'd just 're-fuled' on chocolate and soda in reality so was on a sugar rush) and was a totally hyper.....so I thought it'd be funny to make it rain swords (sorry folks, my bad). After that I tried to turn day to night so I could do my 'werewolf' thing and accidentally melted reality. At one point I was upside down and said "Sweet! never been upside down before!" and then tried to used the 'Bill and Ted' Phone booth to set things straight. It failed so I summoned a TARDIS and streached it over the 'broken' part of reality.
After that it desending into non-lucid again (everyone need to 'sleep' now and then).

Was non-lucid at the time or arriving at my grand-parents house (the house hasn't existed in that form for a good 20 years). I went into the back garden and saw a black wolf with a few white and possibly brown hairs on it's muzzle. It had yellow eyes and was looking right at me, it's ears where up and it's tail not wagging and hagging low.
I only glanced at it for a moment and must have not considered it a threat as I just carried on doing strange non lucid things I can hardly remember.

Was warming up for the real life full moon coming up this weekend (I like to go hunting once a month as a werewolf)but ran into the x-man wolverine (comic book type, not pretty boy from the films)and got 'distracted' from behind for the rest of the lucid portion of the dream lol.

Summoned up a TARDIS again, had a little more success with the 'bigger on the inside' issue. Walked through the front door, found another set of doors where the back of the 'box' would be if it weren't a TARDIS, opened them and managed to get inside the actual 'TARDIS' (latest series). Ran over to the control panel and set it to turn up outside my old house from when I was about 13-15, snuck into my old bedroom to see the part of a dream I had back then that I didn't see (dracula flew in through my window and it all went black in 1993-1995ish)
Blood was everywhere, some was pooled on the carpet near the door and my 'corpse' was on the bed (this was half expected but still a bit of a shock). I was looking around the room to see if any trace of the 'vampire' was still there when I 'heard' something from behind the closed curtains. I was afraid but opened the curtains anyway to find the 'vampire' sat on the inside of the window on the sill looking misrable.
I tried to comfort him and 'communicate' that there was no harm done using telepathy (this 'vampire' was originally the first dream I'd had this method of communication happen with) but he grew more upset and disappeared.
After this I went over to the 'corpse' on the bed and had a closer look, noticed no real signs of violence except the amounts of blood all over the 'corpse' and that the eyes were wide and glazed. Poked 'it' a few times for no real reason walked around the room a bit more remembering all my old things (the 'corpses' eyes seemed to follow me around the room like a creepy old painting) and then decided to head back to the TARDIS. I was about to get in when I decided to launch a 'suprise attack' on a old 'real life' adversary as at this point we hadn't even met, so I took off the ground intending to fly to my destination to save time but got caught up in some power lines, swore a lot and then woke up.

Went fishing, didn't catch anything, just enjoyed the tranquility and watching the light playing on the surface of the water.
Should have magicked up a few ducks now I think of it, maybe some insects and a swan or two.
I'll go back 'there' and add some finishing touches at some point, maybe have a paddle.
Come to think of it I may have accidentally 'forgotten' to add fish to the lake...D'oh!

Summoned up a 'TARDIS' like in the 'Doctor Who' series only to find my poor little mind really can't manage the whole "Bigger on the inside than on the outside" situation still. Felt a little cross about the situation so decided to ravish 'Matt Smith'....I know, why huh?....well, I was feeling mean and sex always cheers me up when I'm LDing.
Then went off for a fly around looking for a club of party to crash, found a reallly good one and spent the rest of the lucid part of the night raving away to some excellent musick, that will never be written, played by a band that doesn't exist....ho hum.