Ho0ty

(Despite the fact that Jeepers Creepers is a horror movie, this dream was more of a comedy.)

I was in the middle of the country at night with two blond chicks that I don't know in my waking life. They told me we were gonna go see something really cool. I didn't exactly know what to expect when we came upon an old white building that was the only form of civilization, next to a barn with one streetlight in front of it.
They lead me into the building, once again enthusing how much fun we were about to have. It started getting creepy when I realized we were inside of an insane asylum. I was already prepared to run.
A man stopped us in the hallway, almost scaring the actual shit out of me, and he asked us what we were looking for. The girls were very vague about answering, as if they were trying to keep it as a surprise for me. He pointed to the end of the hall where a door lead back outside to the barn next door. "He's in there" That was the only thing he said to us, before he kicked us out.
We made it into the barn, which looked more and more like a regular house the further we went in. And at this point I was prepared to start running if anything jumped out at us. As we walked around I heard one of the girls gasp and take off running. (And I'm half black so I took off right behind her) I didn't know where we were running to, or what we were running from, I just had one mindset. "Jeepers Creepers ain't eating my black ass"
We came upon a wide set of stairs with a railing in the middle leading to a lower level of the house, and apparently a way outside as well. I didn't know where the other blond chick was, but I assumed she was dead.
I started down the stairs behind the freaked out girl. Suddenly she jumped over the rail and started running back up the stairs. I stopped because I had no idea what she was doing. She screamed and jumped over the rail again and started running back down the stairs. By this time I could see what she was running from. A shadowy mass swooped down on the floor and started attacking her as she made her way to a door leading outside.
So since Jeepers was busy killing that chick, I figured I could run past him as he did so, but he jumped out in front of me. I stuck him in the face and kept running.
So me and this half-dead blond chick are swishin' on Jeepers creepers. (Like, I would fake that I was running in one direction and spin past him in the other.)
Unfortunately, the blond track-star didn't make it as far as me.

This is where it gets random

As I ran aimlessly in the house I found the other blond chick hiding under a table in the tornado drill position.
Jeepers Creepers found us there, but he was more interested in why I was laughing rather than catching his meal. I said, "Well, it's funny because we all know that you can smell fear. Yet this female is hiding under a table. So who do you expect Jeepers would go after first?"
JC laughed. "Good point!" and he left in the shadowy mass that he appeared in.

Good times.