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    1. shot moment

      by , 02-15-2017 at 05:04 PM
      the first half of this dream was really messed up. But at one point I was running and trying to catch up to chris. I was getting that molasses run we all get, and started thinking "this only happens in my dreams."

      Well it was a dream. Before bed I set an agenda for my dream and step 1 was slowly count all 10 fingers. That worked great, but then it all went black and I went off into half waking.
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    2. The best kidnapping ever

      by , 02-14-2017 at 05:02 PM
      It all began at a big party. I had grown very tired of the noise and hubbub, and I went off to some remote room to lounge with madison and talk in peace. We were talking about a friend of mine who is a master of seduction. At some point I looked in front of me and found we were now on the front steps of my old elementary school. A white panel van drove by going very slowly, and I was filled with suspicion. As I watched, the van transformed into one of those airport carts and two bald guys got out and walked toward us. I knew this was going to be bad. We tried to run but they quickly came up with silenced pistols. The first man held a gun to my head, and the second one shot madison in the stomach. She hit the ground. I remmebered how tom cruise disarmed the guy in collateral, and attempted to try it but my dream body was too sluggish. The guy put a round through my palm. This woke me up (in the dream) and I managed to grab the second guy's pistol and shoot them both down. Immediately their bodies decomposed. The police had arrived. I was standing next to a dead madison with a silenced pistol covered in my prints. My palm had been seared with the illuminati logo when the guy shot me. A mark of the attack no doubt. I tried to convince the officer that I had been attacked by illuminati goons and shot them down, and handed him the pistol. He looked like he could believe me but felt bad that the prints would surely be mine.

      I opened my eyes and I'm in the police station. The officer on duty is smiling, telling me I will be going away for a while if I can't explain this one. And then, it happens. The guy who shot me walks past me in the station. He works here. And he's smiling. He has hair now and a nerdy hoodie and he gives me a wink. The other guy is here too. I excuse myself and ask them what's going on and they seem genuinely happy to see me. We go out on the back porch. I ask them what's going on.

      "This is only the beginning man."

      Wordlessly they explain to me. I have been marked with power. Now that I have joined their ranks, I have become a shape shifter just as they are. One of them turns into a dog and back. As I watch them explain, I start to toy with the air in front of me with my fingers. I slowly form a small sphere of morning dew in the air, a telekinetic party trick. The guys are blown away, they did not even know they had this power and I had already been able to use it.

      They told me to try shapeshifting into a hummingbird, a community favourite. I jumped off the balcony, thought hard, and slammed into the rocks. This is the point where the dream becomes pretty much lucid. It is now up to my conscious mind using strong visualization if I want to become this bird.

      I say goodbye and go to the woods. Running and jumping, I find no luck. Then one moment I begin to imagine how it would feel to flap my arms a hundred times a second. Slowly they lighten and lighten. I jump forward. I am become bird.

      The forest immediately becomes ten times more beautiful. Such lush greens, with the reds standing out strongly to my hummingbird brain. This feels right. As I fly around, I realize slowly that every animal was once a human. One by one they all receive the mark, and after some careful experimentation generally fall upon their favourite form to simply enjoy nature and the company of the others. I can feel the vast size of this world. I start to fly up, up and up the mountain nearby as more and more of the place is revealed. I watch the fog continuosly roll out, like having a low draw distance in a videogame. I comment to myself about how powerful my brain is to even be able to generate such detailed landscape at this distance. I reach the top of the sky, and see the world. I think about madison.

      I wake up.
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    3. Fame

      by , 02-10-2017 at 04:36 PM
      I was with my brother at the dentist. He was having some life trouble with discipline and I was giving him advice. This was clearly a younger version of him than the man he is now, and it was nice to hang with my little bro again. When we left the dentist we went to an outdoor party nearby that had Rob and a bumch of famous local actors. They had all just shot commercials, and among them were emma stone, kanye, and a few others. I ended up going to see the new movie they were all in with them, then for the first time ever my dream took me back to the Dank house. I was watching the trailer for the movie over and over. It was like arrival and interstellar mixed together with elements of other crazy sci fi and I wanted to see it again so badly. Just as badly, I wanted a date with emma stone who was still hanging out with us. I tried to get the nerve up to ask her out.

      Alarm goes off.
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    4. 2 Lucid Dreams in one night!

      by , 02-09-2017 at 05:49 PM
      This is gonna be a long one, but the second part is now undoubtedly my all time favourite dream.

      The first dream I'll dub my journey with Newton. He and I were venturing around the dream land recounting the old days and filling each other in. Mostly though we were just making jokes and grilling everyone around us like back in elementary school. At one point in that, it got extremely cold and he was going to back out of the dream so I just started hugging him. We've never hugged in real life, and after a moment I said "I missed you man." He said he missed me too. Then, he kissed me. That was extremely weird given who he is but I knew immediately it was because I just miss his friendship and companionship after all these years. After that moment I started really looking around and did my classic reality check which is just to say "This is a dream". Well, that really worked. So I'm in a lucid dream, and it immediately goes into my old house. I don't know what to do but I know I gotta act fast or I'll lose the dream (clearly wasn't very medetative at this point). I decide to run through the wall. I smash it and it shoots me back like rubber. Then, I try again but at the last second shoot a portal gun portal from my hands. It works, but obviously I end up back in the room. For fun I put the second portal across the room and just run forward infinitely for a bit, before walking out the back door. I notice everything is black and white, so I head downtown to find colour. Well I found it alright because everything was balloon animals. I thought about sex, so I went into a sex club but still balloon animal people so I lost interest and lucidity.

      Dream #2: Electric boogaloo.

      It started with me on a cliff top. I was hanging with some old friends of mine, but i was searching for something emotionally. One of the guys started doing a tightrope walk between two power poles like a lunatic. Uncle dave was watching with me, but he was near the cliff edge and it made me nervous. He noticed and started laughing because the drop was only about 10 feet, I just couldn't see.

      At this point I felt extremely lonely emotionally, so I decided to go to my old house and retrieve something I'd left behind for myself. On the way there, it began to become a video game. This is because of how much Far Cry Primal I've been playing. I was walking up a hill when I noticed a hunter and a medecine man accompanying me. Two enemy tribesmen attacked me but my party quickly killed them without me raising a finger. I didn't like this, so I banished everyone. I was going in alone.

      As I approached the house, it became clear to me that there were people living here. This is when the dream became my most favorite dream. It was as if I was playing Dishonored as myself. A first-person magician assassin. My goal was to kill nobody however, and this was emphasized as I realized who was in the house. The house was a massive White House kind of like the ones you see on plantations in the American South. I knew which window was going to my bedroom, so I just ran wall jumped up and grabbed the ledge. as I looked inside voice in my head said “Oh no, looks like company.” There was a little boy of maybe 10 years old using a small toilet the corner. He didn't see me yet because there was a curtain dividing us but my Advanced senses had picked them up. Luckily, I had the ability to use the Sleep spell from Skyrim. I don't even know if there is a sleep spell but it was basically the calm spell with sleeping affect. I approached the kid and Prime to my sleeping spell. I missed. I missed another two times as I got used to the delay that it has as it moves slowly through the air. He kind of ignored me instead of screaming out which was perfect. He sat in the corner of his room looking at something and said why do you keep trying to hit me with that. I held my hand and prime the spell.

      This was my first Lucid moment, although I have not realized it yet. Instead of just triggering the spell, I activated in my hand and then played with it as advanced around my fingers. I tried to entice him to reach out and grab the incredible blue magic ball. He was rightly suspicious, so instead I just slowly walked it over to him and he went to sleep. I open the drawers under the bed and was happy to find what I was looking for. An old box full of items from my past. The piece of paper that have been sentimentally signed by my friends in a dream the previous night, as well as some Wooden Spoons for my kitchen for some reason and a piece of paper make granted me the power to summon a shaman at anytime. The very last thing in the room was a knock at the door. Suddenly I realize that my brother was in the room with me, he was the one who said that we had company originally. He was definitely in there because earlier today in the middle of playing Far Cry he texted me something and it randomly was inserted into that experience. This mirror that exactly.I told him to get out of here, I was on a solo Mission and I would do this my own way. He had other ideas and was going to stay. The boy's mother knocked on the door and he woke up, so I hit him with another sleep well. Stupidly, when she open the door, my brother slammed it shut when I had been planning to let her walk in and then hit her with a sleep spell as well. When he slammed the door, I could see through a crack in the wall of the all the other adults for starting to come investigate.

      So I said f*** it and jumped out of the window. I started shipping along looking in the top floor but all the rooms are full so I jump down to the basement. The basement was line with big windows, and there was a guy way down at the other end working on something. I walked in and grab some food supplies before I could put the guy to sleep I realize there was another person walking right toward me in the dark. And then suddenly a girl sprinted right past me without seeing me. This was again mirroring the strange thing that happens in Far Cry when you berserk an enemy, and other enemies will run right past you trying to get to them without seeing you at all. I exited the basement and climbed to back up to the second floor. There was a man in the room that I entered and I took him down. I knew he was a bad man.

      When I next exited I headed up to the rooftop to check out my surroundings. I noticed that I was actually surrounded, and next to the house was an old broken down Barn. I somehow quickly got onto the roof I'm sure of what just happened, And as I looked around I saw that I was in the middle of a mass of moonshine running operation. The big house belong to the guy who ran it all. As I was looking around I heard a noise and turn to see a moonshine runner smiling at me. He asked me “what parts are you from boy.” I replied “nowhere in particular.” He asked me how long I've been running moonshine and I said it was my first day. Suddenly the guy running the operation looked up and started yelling of the gentleman next to me, apparently they were good friends. He got a good look at me and said welcome to the operation. Little did he know he'd seen me only 20 minutes earlier sneaking into his house. He was the man in the basement. He was too narcissistic to remember a face, and I was in the clear.

      When nobody was looking I back stabbed the man on the rooftop with me and from him I took wings. These were small and shitty straw wings worn on the hands, the exact wings I had feared would be replacing the wingsuit in Far Cry primal. The guy running the operation made a big speech about how he was going legal, and was going to get everybody permits in order to run “high-income swap options” by the end of the summer.I don't know what the f*** high-income swap options are but I guess my brain made it up as the most generic trade good on the Earth. After he was done talking I flew back to the roof of the house, but was so disappointed in how s*** the wings were that I just took them off my hands and threw them down. This began my lucid dream. As I took them off I realized I can violate the laws of a video game, like simply dropping my weapon or ripping off items that usually you could never do.

      I jumped down. On the ground I found a dead man with a sword that I plunged into his head. I walked past him and picked it up, walking into the basement of the house and encountering a man. Another man came flying into the room and I stabbed him through the chest and then put the first man to sleep. Suddenly there were 200 moonshine Runners after me, but I just calmly walked out as they didn't know who I was yet and all the witnesses have been put down and some way. I looked up and I was next to a high wall and I knew I couldn't scale it with my video game logic, so I took the sword and stabbed into the wall then used it as a launching point to reach the edge above me. I grabbed the sword back out of the wall and then scale the tree that was growing on top of it. And this moment I fully felt my body and knew that I was in a dream, because I had trouble running toward the tree and noticed that it was the classic molasses running the happens and dreams. Once I scaled the tree I looked around me.

      There were enemies everywhere, crawling around looking for me. Nobody looked up to see me. I had stripped myself voluntarily of my wings, leaving me with nothing but my wits, my agility, and those sleeping spells. There was an entire forest to my right, buildings to my left, and a sword in my hand. I was about to have some real lucid dreaming fun.

      My alarm goes off.
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    5. Virtual Reality with the boys

      by , 02-08-2017 at 04:09 PM
      I was with Stu, Chris, Wil, and Evan Cole. For a long time now, everyone had been talking about mass effect, and I had been wanting to play it for a long time. The initial dream I was alone in the wilderness and when I returned to the city the guys told me that VR was in full swing now and we could go to a movie theatre place and play mass effect 6 as a group in VR. So we enter this place and they sit us down at a long boardroom table. A girl comes around with VR helmets and puts one on each of us. They're like a full space helment, probably for soundpurposes and probably for effect as well. She puts a pair of ski goggles on as well but it is too tight and I legit spend 5 minutes adjusting it, taking it off, and doing everything trying to get the goggles to work. I get them to fit finally. The girl comes and escorts us into what looks like a movie theatre but it is long and narrow like a spacecraft. The seats are on either side of the center row, and there are some solo seats and some on pneumatic lifts just for cool effect. Evan cole takes a lift chair and I sit down ahead. Stu and Chris are behind me, but I give them the signal and they decide to come join me. We are about to enter a full scale space endeavor with me as team captain.

      My alarm goes off.

      Dammit.
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    6. family trip

      by , 02-07-2017 at 05:05 PM
      Family went on vacation, but the new car kept breaking down so we just moved to that city.
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    7. Pranking the bar

      by , 02-05-2017 at 06:18 PM
      I was going on a solo trip to London. When I went, I got a facebook message from a friend's dad asking me that I pranked an old bar in London by painting it green. It is red.

      I got to the bar, and spent the whole night trying to figure out escape routes and strategies, but never actually managed to start painting it even though I had the supplies in my hands.
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    8. The London Publicity stunt

      by , 02-03-2017 at 04:31 PM
      I was streaming live on snapchat when I decided to do something wild. I climbed up on a shed roof next to me on the road and started running on top of a fence. Jumped down on the grass and realised that this neighbourhood had no fences dividing backyards. So I just started running full tilt. This beaing a dream, it mean that the wet grass might as well have been buttered up because I could not get any traction to run. I spent a few minutes getting agry at how wet the grass was but no reality check.

      Met a friend of mine in a back yard, he said he was a pro at this. Then an angry guy came out but was ditracted by a giant snake that he had to kill in front of me. I got tired of this escapade and headed out.
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    9. Snapchat

      by , 02-02-2017 at 04:41 PM
      I was on snapchat with a bunch of girls who were all drunk and sending racy snaps, while their boyfriends were in the other room sending me jokes snaps of them drinking.
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    10. Indian Summer

      by , 02-01-2017 at 04:04 PM
      I Spent time with Helen Owen, went to an indian film festival, participated in the world defence, and chilled with my friends at the T House. This is the second time when the T house had a sushi restaurant built in that would only function when the chefs came. Cool feature, and I have no idea when I first thought of it.
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    11. NO idea

      by , 01-26-2017 at 04:04 PM
      forgot
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    12. The Reunion

      by , 01-24-2017 at 05:34 PM
      This was a strange one to say the least. To put it simply, I decided to have a reunion of every friend I'd ever had. I invited them all, hundreds of people from all parts of my life.

      It did not go well. The first to show up was Andrea from grade 3. She started fucking with me for fun. Diana showed up, and was like the sad girl from inside out. then, demons. Cartoon characters. Everything and everyone was there. The madness crept in quickly.

      Don't try this one again.
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    13. Joe Rogan

      by , 01-23-2017 at 05:40 PM
      I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast in my house while chilling with Galen. Joe was talking about some awesome personal stories, and suddenly I look over and he was just in my kitchen. We were actually at the kitchen of my work where we were bouncers together, and I needed to be shirtless. I asked him about this one story and he called it the valentines day story. I can't remember what it was but I remember thinking it was just mind blowingly funny.

      As we went outside on the balcony, the guy from the story ran by on the sidewalk. I yelled out "That is the most B celebrity I've ever seen" and everyone laughed.
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    14. Crazy weekend

      by , 01-20-2017 at 05:07 PM
      I weas up at the cottage with some girls, their mom, and a guy who was like Evan Cole. We caught him sleeping with the mom and a sister (who ws shewfelt) and then we went to party. The partying was fun, mostly outdoors on lawns.

      Eventually I just transitioned to playing first person live overwatch for like an hour of my dream. That was very fun, especially sinc I haven't played in months.
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    15. Crazy weekend

      by , 01-20-2017 at 05:07 PM
      I weas up at the cottage with some girls, their mom, and a guy who was like Evan Cole. We caught him sleeping with the mom and a sister (who ws shewfelt) and then we went to party. The partying was fun, mostly outdoors on lawns.

      Eventually I just transitioned to playing first person live overwatch for like an hour of my dream. That was very fun, especially sinc I haven't played in months.
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