JonBingus

This was an interesting dream. It was very existential. I was at some giant mall with a girl who reminded me of brittany. We were getting pretty close, when I noticed a guy next to me vomit extremely hard into his backpack. I puked too in solidarity with him

I went downstairs for a bathroom and found some bunk rooms that I knew were mine, and Lotts and the shitty shed boys were all hanging out together. I emptied the puke and checked facebook messenger and found out that Lotts had added 120 of his shitty friends to the dankerton chat, and ruined it forever. What the fuck. I freaked out on him and spent a few minutes using advanced tools to kick them all out at once, but it was no easy task. We could not abandon that chatroom and all it's history.

When I finished I went back to the bunks to talk to them and they were gone. I caught them outside leaving to their cars. When I confronted lotts about it he was being a bitch. His ghetto friend started asking me if I knew how hard he was and brought out a big bag of shrooms. It was at this moment that simon messaged me. It was his graduation party tonight and he was calling me asking me where the fuck I was. Lotts' bullshit cut me off from the information. I teleported back home and found the boys in suits. When I walked down the hall, I saw chris and his date for the night. She was beautiful. I immediately felt a pang of jealousy. Chris finally had a girl, and now I was the only one left. Why me? Why am I not good enough?

I entered the bathroom to prepare and escape the envyous view. But when I looked in the mirror, she was standing next to me. So beautiful. An amalgamation of all the girls I've been attracted to in recent months. As I stared in the mirror, something incredible happened. She was gona and replaced by me. I could look at myself from a side angle, a new, unbiased look so different from that head on view we get used to every day. I began to think out loud. "Is this who I am?" I looked deeply into myself, and admired my hair, giving me a devil-may-care look at that moment. I tousled it a bit, and suddenly I was an entirely different man. An older man, with facial features highlighted so differently I may as well have been a stranger. I looked at this man and admired him, but decided to go on. Another tousle, and my hair was long, slicked back, and I had the features of someone in slytherin. I could not recognize myself at all. I began trying to return to my old self. Feverishly messing with my hair, trying to find my way back. I never could. So I just gave up, and accepted this person I had turned into through random chance, and walked back out that door to go to this party. Maybe on this night I would find something or someone.

I wake up.

It was a good dream but I have lost it to the universe

This was one where I really should have reality checked. I was at my old house and went on the upper balcony. It was the evening and down by the pool was my brother with some girl. There were also two friends of mine in there that I can't remember. I dove in the pool and we all sat agains the back wall looking up at the sky. In the night sky was the moon, but it was shimmering. Shimmering like it was covered in water. Suddenly I realized that it must be the apocalypse, and instead of the moon it was a giant planet coming to smash us and end earth. I had no thoughts of dreams, only of enjoying my last moments. I looked up at the beautiful sight, and Tom and his girlfriend put masks on and said they had them on to prepare for the aliens. What weirdos. The planet suddenly swooped in extremely close, at cloud height, and we stared up at a single giant island in the sky among this vast sea that had turned the night sky blue.

I had this moment after a long string of dreams at different parties. I was walking down the road, fully came to, but thought it wasn't a dream as it was unusually normal. Now because I'm in nofap right now, I thought back to all these parties and said out loud "I am so proud of myself for not masturbating this whole time. I deserve praise for all my hard work." And then I just woke up haha.

I was at a co-op of cottages. Quinn was there, and she was hosting a 24/7 naked hot tub for all the residents. I was way too busy to go in the beginning, as I just got a new dirtbike and there was also some pressing fight from earlier in the dream. I kept riding around doing stuff, saying I would join them, and flaking at the last minute. Tristan was in the tub with them always. I wanted to join but was nervois about how my past would be dragged into it. I rode my bike some more then went to join. As I did, Hogarth showed up. I knew that we were both two of the 100 living shape shifters. Me, a bird, and he a snake. Quinn wanted us to meet and I kept screaming thta he's a fucking snake.

We did battle. He nearly bit me many times with his fangs, and then we used animal form less. I could fly in my human body and he could use the 4 elements in his. It was an epic battle, and it ended with me flying high into the atmosphere, slamming into him, and sending him into the ocean. He floated unconscious, and I manifested a broken iphone that would play a loop of a mudkip. He took it as the gift intended and left. I joined the hottub. This was definitely influenced by ghost in the shell, because every woman had perfectly erect nipples. So weird. We were talking, then one girl said "Funny how we all have such high eyelines to avoid staring." She was right. In my own dream I was peripheral boob watching. after talking for a bit a little girl in the tub wanted to go down to the beach cabana. We're doing a mass migration when I decide I'll ride my minibike naked in my bath robe there. I go to get it, but it's in pieces. I try to assemble it as there are only 10 pieces but Hogarth comes and asks if I'm coming. I make it look like the assembly will take all night and I am flaking again, but really I will put it together quick and catch up for some more fun.

My alarm goes off. I did flake on them

A Dime was living with us for a week and kept bringing progressively hotter girls over. They went to go do photo shoots in the park and I considered flying over there to impress them but knew it was lame. I stayed home, and eventually got assaulted by some spiders that were tarantula size but had daddy longlegs bodies. Freaky stuff.