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    Elected Mayor

    by , 07-12-2017 at 03:41 PM (323 Views)
    My first dream was really cool. I went through a haunted house where there were little kids telling me my 401k would empty out over night and my taxes would go up by 10% without warning which was hilarious and cute.
    When I got out, I was with a friend of mine who was a combination of a bunch of different guys. Outside, a storm struck. There was a sandbox with 2 foot high wooden walls nearby, so we jumped in. The storm was like a class 10 fury hurricane, you could not see more than 2 inches from your face because of the intensely thick mist caused by the rain and the 100mph wind. What an experience it was huddled in this little box, completely open to the elements with just a raincoat on. I survived no problem.

    In dream #2, I was elected mayor, or maybe even prime minister I wasn't sure. I had become very popular in town for being the young cool guy running for office, and then a miraculous moment happened. North Korea elected to have peace talks, and they sent a young woman. And my nation sent me. We met in a glass building in the middle of a plaza downtown so everyone could watch. So what did I do? Show up with a giant fuzzy red hat on, and requested to her privately that she wore a hat that made you look like a squirrel. Wen we sat down, we traded fuzzy hats, and the world went mad. Instant overnight celebrity. I was elected leader of the nation, and suddenly was dealing with the parties. Of course I started working directly with the hard left party, circumventing how shittily run and hopelessly clueless they are and just enacting the policies that made sense. And then I woke up.

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