JonBingus

I have no idea how to explain this dream. It had no narrative sense to it and a few isolated parts that are extremely vivid. This first bit is hours and hours in but the rest has faded. I was in a large open place surrounded by extremely high ciffs. The place was run by a small devil who lived in the palm of a god sized hand. I took him on and destroyed his little body. Next he turned into a fat beurocrat and I had to destroy him by soaking him head to toe with a water gun. After that I basically played Halo 3 against my brother for 10 minutes except we were literally in the game and all I focused on was sticking him with plasma grenades.

Suddenly I was watching a set of trailers for a guy and a girl. I think I was supposed to deal with the girl but it was showing meher old lovers and protectors, mainly this adonis dude who was the most patient man on earth, had many world records and would kill me for her. I was seriously weirded out by them adn then woke up.