JonBingus

I started this all out at the hunt camp. I was there with Jake and Gramma, and we were having a lovely time. I realized that there was an invisible line stopping me from going too far across the river or anything. That pissed me off and made no sense wo when I looked down there was a plastic fence like at ski hills. I looked for the ideal place to cut the rope but found an opening. I went through and it lead me to a chalet area that was being seriously developed. There was a bridge with all sorts of people and vehicles crossing it, and I got on it. Mid way I checked instagram and saw a post about athletes, it was a skier at the top of a mountain with bloody feet, that said "Sipping coffee in your pajama's is nice" or something like that in a sarcastic way. I was inspired, and started looking closer and closer at that image until I was there. I was at the top of the mountain, and the skiier was not an athlete but an old woman with no idea where she was. My mom was with me and we were basically riding on her back. She started skiing down while carrying us and we were talking about the pilot brew system at work, and I said that if we brewed whatever beer was available at the chalet in our tanks that it would be 10 times better than the original. We hit the bottom and I got off. I went back to the hunt camp to get gramma and take her to the movies. We started walking up the bridge and I saw this weird animated diagram of how people on bikes could just ride on top of all the other vehicles and peoples heads on the bridge, and then I was in the theater. I was wasling around there alone after the animation finished when I saw Summer from elementary school. She ran up and hugged me and I should have RC'd right there. She wanted me to get her in to see Green Room underage, and I was not feeling that movie at all. I wandered around the theater with her for a while until I found my brother, and we all went to find a better flick. We cut through the star wars theater, and I was thinking how amazing it was it was still playing. In the theater was a Sikh couple. Jake accidentally bumped the wifes leg and she called him slutty. I said what the fuck did you call him, she said "clumsy" and I felt so bad, I apologized until they liked me. This was a surreal moment where I had to really think about what to say and I could have RC'd there though there were no triggers for it.

After I left that star wars theater shit got weird. JJ showed up and asked me who my favourite actor is. I said John Goodman because of 10 CLoverfield Lane (not my fav but a great performance) and then suddenly he and a beautiful blonde were in the hall, and began acting out a scene from the film. The scene isn't really in the movie, but it fits the theme. He is having a shitty day or something and starts to break down on the corner. To console him, she puts on his favorite show tune and starts singing along. Soon enough he is there with her, and they are both singing. It's a love duet, and he gets more and more into it as she gets more uncomfortable. It ended with him cornering her at the end of the hall and grabbing her, and then it cut away to a crazy thing. It was the shadow on the wall of a woman riding a bicycle, and it looked very sexual, like a woman being taken in missionary by a man standing up, but the shadow was of a woman alone. I can't really explain the physics of it but I said out loud "that shot was not in the film, very interesting" we all agreed, and the other folks walked away as the scene ended and we all discussed how amazing the build up of it all was. I was so entranced that I went back and played that shadow part over a couple more times trying to figure out how they did it, but did not realize it was only so well done because of the impossibility of my dream reality. Soon after the fog rolled in and I awoke.

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