JonBingus

I had many dreams tonight, ranging from deep epics to short lucidity bursts.

The first one was once again an utter failure on my part as far as DILD goes.

I was downtown, when I realized a miley cyrus concert was going on in an intersection. I was a couple blocks away when I noticed Miley walk out of a VIP area that was unmarked with two organizers, telling them to do something. I didn't really care about her but I thought it was a great opportunity for me to take a leap and explore the VIP. I walked past her and casually said hi. She asked if I was invited in there I said of course and kept walking, she said are you going in? I freeze up then say yes. I enter the plaza. It's a residential home downtown with a plaza out back, and there are a bunch of roadies and such here. One of them was phillip seymour hoffman's character from Boogie Nights. I entered the place, and in a room watching a movie I found every popular kid who I have ever felt judged by in my life. All the kids from camp, from high school, were all there. I walk in and ask what kind of drugs they had taken to be watching such a strange movie, and a girl pipes up "aww little jonny is scared of a little bit of drugs" to which I reply "Actually I'm just super baked and hoping you have some better shit on you". They all laugh and I walk out. I feel kind of liberated, and it's funny how now in life I don't have to worry about popularity being outside of a teenage environment, and yet that time of my life is still so deep rooted in my subconscious. I should also say that when I entered that room I should have immediately reality checked seeing as it was a room completely filled with bendos but eventually I will have that skill.

I later left the party and got in steamy. Lee was driving and in the back was me, tyler, and anna. There was some random porno on in the back which was super weird so I just got out to walk. As I was walking they decided to go to a big party so they started ripping backwards down the road with the doors wide open so I could jump in. They gave me they keys and I took it to a parking lot once they hit their party. I woke up as the cops came to arrest me for having drugs in the van or something.

I went back to bed, and found myself on a path in the deep rainforest. There were massive trees around, and someone was narrating in my ear about how old they are, and how the female trees live for thousands of years, where the male trees will grow up in droves, and then burn down all at once, yet the females are so large and thick the fire cannot start them. I exited the woods above a high cliff/hill that was next to a city, with a beautiful bay of water at the bottom. As I was walking along the path, I saw a beautiful sight. I should have reality checked but I was so fascinated. It was one of those pathways with trees lining both sides of it, and they curved sharply just above head level to form a beautiful tunnel of branches, and out the other end of it you could just see water. I stared at it for a long time and walked through it. At the other end on a bench to the left of the trees was an old woman, staring off at the ocean. I walked back up through them, and as I began to I was suddenly listening in on a phone conversation between my dad and Cam, talking about how I always suspected I was dreaming, and that everyone was a figment of my imagination. I still did not reality check!

After they finished I was at the top of a cliff created by building parking lots at the top of the steep hill. There was a trade show or guerilla marketing fair there where phone companies had people doing running races and such to win free swag. I looked off at the beautiful blue water and knew I wanted to fly over it. I told the person at the koodo both that I was going to sue them for making me do this in their games (ha!) and then I jumped off the edge of the lot. I went plummeting toward the water, and realized I would probably die. There was a guy on a jet ski below staring in horror, but at the last second i pulled up with inches to spare, and ripped across the surface of the water at the speed of a fighter jet. The exhilaration was so much that I instantly awoke.

In my final dream, as I began to sleep again, I was at my old public school. It was a simple dream, I simply watched a street dog walk around looking for a mate. He found a beautiful border collie, and grabbed her, as she willingly led him carry her by the scruff to his territory in the school. I knew he would begin mating, so I lost interest. Next to me suddenly was a phillipino woman, who said "This reminds me of my home country... but I can't remember where that is." I knew immediately she was a dream character hastily thrown in to distract me, and she did not know her origin because she was not real. I hit lucidity fast and hard but started waking from the excitement, and unwisely tried to scream lucidity boost when I should have simply slowed down and observed the world around me in a meditative way. It was fleeting and strong, and then I awoke.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking views
Flying
Narration
Steamy