JonBingus

What a strange one. It began at a clubhouse of sorts. I was hanging out with some friends of mine when Sophie Mccarthy showed up. We started talking and she guided me to her room in the house. We then had extremely vivid sex. One of the most present moments I've ever had without being lucid for sure.

The main part of the dream was much more strange. I was accompanying/guiding/controlling a team of super powered beings. They were kind of like overwatch, but they were people I knew. I realized after a while that some of them were honestly fighting crime while the head of the group, this girl called valkyrie, was simply using everyone for her own gain. When I came to realize it I left them to their own devices.

At the end of the dream, I was with a friend of mine outside. It was raining, and we were on a hill. For some strange reason, there were people on the street either shooting a movie or a youtube video because they were doing extreme horse acrobatics in the street. I'm not talking your average Olympic equestrian here either, this was some next level shit. This one extremely fat woman was riding the main horse, and man that thing was having a real tough time supporting her. It was wheezing heavily, and with the rain on the hill, it was struggling to keep its footing. Suddenly, she started backing the horse up the hill. She rode it backward up the hill, then turned right and went backward up a ramp! The ramp was a quarter pipe, so of course, it was completely vertical at the top. The magnificent beast made it 95% the way up there, almost getting on the platform before her massive frame caused his stature to snap, and he slammed into the ramp, sliding down it with tremendous speed and across the hill through traffic, impacting the curb on the other side of the road. He looked like a horse ragdoll. Why would you let such a fat lady ride a horse backward up a slope? Who would do this?

The horse lived, though. No way I would let that happen.