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As of today, August 1, 2011, I will be on hiatus from the site. Hopefully I won't be gone too long (a few months or so). I will continue to Dream Journal and I hope to come back with some nice, long juicy lucid dreams. Thanks everyone for reading my DJ and I will miss you all. Peace!

April 24, 2011
Lucid Dream 223: On the Verge of Adventure
Series: Gotta Catch 'Em All, Episode 1
WILD
around 9:00am



I woke up early after a night of partying and decided to try and WILD. I performed some Reverse Blinking to get myself back into tired mode. I had some brief HH and then felt my body transitioning. My body felt like it was spinning around in circles and it finally stopped. I stood up and stabilized the dream.

I looked around me and saw my friends Zach and Oaka were sleeping in the same places as waking life. I already knew what I had planned for this dream. I woke them both up and said, "Hurry or we are going to be late!" Oaka asked, "Late for what?" I replied, "We are meeting Professor Oak today...remember? He is going to give us each a pokemon." They both said similar things to, "Oh yeah, I forgot." We then exited the house.

I asked Oaka in which direction Professor Oak lived and he pointed toward the woods and said, "Right through there!" I attempted to fly, but for some reason, I could barely even jump. I decided just to slowly walk through the woods and give the dream some time to settle in. I told Oaka to lead the way. As we walked through the forest, my legs sort of locked up on me. They were stuck in a bent position, so I just crouch-walked for a bit. I figured they were stuck in the same position as my actual sleeping body. After a bit of this, I was able to stand up once again. We walked down a large sloping path and arrived in front of a house. Oaka said, "This is it!" Before I could step up onto the porch, I instantly woke up.

I was pissed that I had woke up, but something didn't seem right. I knew I was still dreaming. I performed a nose pinch RC to confirm. I woke Oaka and Rack up once again and told them that we had a false awakening. We exited the house once again. I was determined to find an easier way to get to Professor Oak's house. I saw that there was a van parked in the driveway. We all got into the van and I took off driving toward the woods. My goal was to fly the van over the woods and land at the Professor's house. I lifted the van into the air, but didn't get enough height before I hit the woods. I crashed through several trees and soon fell out of the air.

I drove the van through the woods and came upon a large creek/small river. I attempted to gain some speed and fly over the river. I barely managed to get the van off the ground and I crashed it into the river. We floated along water and soon floated right to Professor Oak's house. I melted through the van door and jumped to the shore. Oaka and Zach managed to jump out of the van as well. We walked up to the house, opened the door, and entered. The outside had looked like a normal house, but the inside was clearly a scientific laboratory. There was scientific equipment everywhere. I saw a man standing at the back of the room. His back was to us and I knew it was Professor Oak.

I spoke, "Professor, sorry we are late." He turned around and sure enough, it was Professor Oak (a live action version). He told us it was quite alright and he pulled out a plastic walmart bag. He told us that he had three rare pokemon/pokeballs in the bag and we would each randomly draw one. I stepped up to draw first. He looked at me and said, "Ah, it appears we are out of time for today's show." I was confused and looked at Professor Oak. He then said, "You are waking up!" I thought, "No I'm not, am I?" Sure enough the dream started to fade. I tried to hold on, but couldn't. I then woke up pissed off at Professor Oak for putting the "waking up idea" in my head. That bastard!

Series Details
In the dream series, "Gotta Catch 'Em All," I take on Pokemon related tasks and adventures. My ultimate goal will be completely filling out my Pokedex. Stay tuned for more entries in the series!

April 15, 2011
Lucid Dream 217: The Billy Whale
Series: Land of Dreams: Episode 10
DILD
around 9:30am



I'm out on a large floating square platform with a group of people. The waves of the sea were thrashing hard against the boat/platform hybrid thing . We were whale hunters. I am holding a giant spear with a thick rope attached. I yelled back at the crew, "Here she comes!!! Get ready!!!" I saw a giant white figure pass in front of the boat. I threw my spear into the water. There was complete silence for a while, and I thought I had missed. I picked up the rope to pull the spear back in, but suddenly, rope pulled tight and the boat jerked forward. I fell backwards and we were being dragged around the sea.

Moby Dick (the whale) was pulling us around the sea at a high speed. Whenever we hit a large wave, the boat turned over upside down. We were underwater for a bit and then the boat flipped back over. It flipped several times before I managed to get another spear in my hands. I knew I had to hit the spine and paralyze it. I focused on the back of the whale and launched the spear. I hit it perfectly in the spine. The whale stopped and floated to the surface.

We dragged the paralyzed whale over toward the shore. Just off the shore there was a group of mattresses floated. They were all connected with ropes. It reminded me of Raft Fleet from Suikoden V...only with mattresses. There were many people gathered on the mattresses. The sky was dark and the city in the background was destroyed. The dream is in a post-apocalyptic setting. Whales were our main source of food. I grabbed the harpoon rope and leapt off the boat onto a nearby mattress. A few others joined me and we managed to pull the whale up onto its own mattress. I now noticed that the whale's head was actually the head of Billy Crystal. My friend Cody said, "Corporate must have fused Billy Crystal with a whale." Billy Crystal's head was a greyish tone like the whale's body. It was smiling and started telling jokes, but they all sucked. Finally, Cody brought out a huge axe, and cut off the annoying Billy Crystal head. I don't know if it was the weirdness of the dream or what, but I randomly became lucid.

I jumped off the mattress fleet and landed on the shore. I took flight and flew toward the dilapidated city. Once I passed a the outer circle of the city, I flew upon a section that was perfectly normal. The moon was even shining brightly on this portion of the city. I landed and noticed there was now a beach running along beside me. I walked out onto the beach and there were several couples holding hands as they walked along the beach. I noticed the area was lit up really well for night time. I looked out into the sky and saw there was a full moon. I decided to turn into a werewolf.

I fell to the ground and did my best impression of a person becoming a werewolf. I noticed my fingernails had turned to claws and my skin had changed into a grayish color. I knew I was now a werewolf. I took off running on all fours and leapt high into the air. I landed on top of a nearby couple. I then bit a chunk out of the females neck and she began screaming. Her boyfriend scrambled to his feet, looked at the girl and said, "I guess we won't be seeing each other again, so i won't bother giving out my number....chao!" He then took off running and got into a car that was parked on the beach. I jumped off of the girl and let her go. I took off running on all four toward the car and leapt on top of it. The hood dented in as I landed. I used my claws and began ripping open the top of the vehicle. I then grabbed the guys head, twisted it, and ripped it off. I slammed the head on the ground below me and gave a celebration howl. As I howled, I felt my throat vibrating and soon the dream scene started vibrating around me. I felt the dream was going to end, so I immediately prepared to DEILD.....

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 16, 2011
Lucid Dream 199: World in Ruins
Series: Mind of a Gamer, Episode 2
around 12:30pm
DILD

Category - Action/Exploration


Me and a two others (a male pilot and a female) were in a small plane, flying over a deserted/destroyed city. The plane was almost the exact same one from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. We were looking through the windows down to the streets and could see massive amounts of zombies littering the streets. Suddenly, an alarm went off within the plane. The pilot yelled at me and the girl to go check out the back of the plane. I already knew what was waiting for us back there, so I told the girl to stay with the pilot. I open the door and walked into the large storage area. The back of the plane was open and I saw a shadowy figure in the corner. It stepped out and as I suspected, it was the Tyrant.

It sprinted toward me and I dove out of the way. Tyrant was slashing the corner of the plane to pieces with the giant claw on his arm. I began looking for the switch that ejects equipment from the room, but noticed that the Tyrant had been hacking it to pieces the whole time. I thought, "That isn't supposed to happen. How am I going to knock this big bastard out of the plane now?" I continued to dodge his attacks, but he got closer and closer until he sliced a huge tear in my arm. I looked at it and could see the bone in my arm. There was a gash in the bone as well. I started to look around the room in a semi-panic, trying to find something I could use. I heard the pilot calling "mayday" from the front of the plane. He then said, he was going to try and crash land on top of a building. I decided there was only one way to deal with the Tyrant.

I position myself right in front of the opening to the back of the plane. The tyrant lunged at me with his giant claw. I jump-turned, so the claw missed, but his shoulder connected with me and we both fell out of the plane. When I jumped, I had brought my knees to my chest and placed my feet against the tyrants shoulder. I grabbed hold around his head with my hands and held on tight as we fell from the plane. I saw the edge of the building that the pilot was crash landing on, so I released my grip and kicked off the Tyrant as hard as I could. I stretched out and managed to grab the edge of the building. I watched the Tyrant fall hundreds of feet to a splattering death as I hung on the side of the building. My plan had worked perfectly.

I pulled myself to the top of the building and saw the plane bounce off the roof and then back into the air. It circled around and I noticed that the bastards were leaving me. I turned around to observe my surroundings and saw a skylight. I looked down through the skylight and saw hundreds of zombies rushing up the stairs that lead to the roof. I returned to my "hanging on the side of the building" position and pulled myself up to watch what happened. The zombies busted through the door and began searching the rooftop. I noticed a couple of them were taller and were holding huge machetes. I turned and looked behind me. It was a long way down and the city was destroyed. There were fires scattered throughout and smoke pouring out of several locations. It was dusk and the sun was starting to descend below the horizon. I noticed a harbor nearby and thought, "I could just fly over to the harbor wait it out on the water." I was borderline lucid for a while, but this is when I fully became aware.

I kicked off the wall and began flying around the city. I noticed there was a large ship in the harbor and I knew it was Arcadia (the ship from the newest RE movie). I pondered exploring it, but decided to swoop through the city again before exploring the ship. I turned around and headed back for the city. This time, I flew much lower through the city. I felt up and down my legs for my gun holder and pulled out a pistol. I decided I would perform some fly-by shootings on the zombies below. I pulled the trigger of the gun and found out it was a fully automatic pistol. I thought to myself, "It must be a 'metal storm' pistol." After thinking this, the pistol started firing at an unbelievable rate. I began obliterating the zombies below. Their bodies were being torn to shreds by the "god-like" fire rate of the pistol. As I flew threw the city killing hundreds of zombies, I was amazed at how stable the dream was while all of this was going on.

I flew back to the harbor which was now much smaller than before (looked like a large pond), Arcadia had now turned into a small jungle boat with a straw roof. I figured I would fly down and check it out. As I landed the dream became unstable and I managed to save it with a few stabilization RCs. I walked through the doorway and saw the boat was unoccupied. There was a mini-store inside complete with a beer cooler and everything. The dream became unstable again and I felt it slipping away. I immediately prepared to DEILD...

Series Details
With the dream series, "Mind of a Gamer," the gaming world and the dreaming world collide to produce a lucid paradise. Read as I take video game scenarios to the next level. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 12, 2011
Lucid Dream 194: The Brink of Pleasure
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 6
around 5:00pm
DILD

Category - Exploration


I don't remember much before becoming lucid, but I was driving along a familiar road (I-77), when I started getting a weird feeling. It I looked around the car and noticed that my steering wheel was wooden. It resembled a cliche pirate ship steering wheel. I thought, "When did I put this wheel in my car?" I though for a moment and concluded that the garage must have put it in when I wrecked (I never wrecked my car before ). Several minutes later, I became lucid for no particular reason.

I laughed at myself for thinking that a wooden pirate steering wheel was a normal replacement wheel for a wrecked car (I still seemed to think that I had wrecked, lol). I grabbed the wheel and pulled back on it. The car slowly lifted off the ground and I took flight. The flying car controlled like it normally does for me with the pull back to rise, push forward to dive mechanics. I can almost feel the weight of the car when I am flying it. If I were to completely let go of the steering wheel, it would start to nose dive. I held it in the middle to keep the balance. I rolled all the windows down and started driving through clouds. I held my hand out the window to feel the clouds and they felt like mist. The car never actually touched any clouds as they formed a tunnel shape for me to drive through. After a few moments I was driving on top of the clouds and they had now formed into a sort of cloud road. I was driving at high speeds, making sharp turns, and sliding/gliding across the clouds like I was in a test driver in a car commercial (on the salt flats). The car slid for unnaturally long distances (as if they were a pure sheet of ice). After sliding around for a while, a fog started to set in around me.

As the fog cleared, I was on a normal road. I noticed a familiar gravel driveway, so I drive into it. The driveway is straight up hill and my car started spinning out on the gravels. I leaned into my driver side window and pushed/melted my way out of the car. As soon as I exited the car started rolling backwards and crashed into an old building at the bottom of the driveway. I made my way up to the house, walked in, and saw a familiar female face. I walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "I want your ass, sitting right here (pointed to my crotch), right now!" She smiled and rubbed the outside of my jeans (in the crotch area). I then lead her to the bedroom and was about to open the door when she pulled me away and said, "No not that room!" The door was cracked and I peaked in and saw her father sleeping in the bed. She then lead me to the room right beside it. I walked in and started kissing/unclothing her when I felt myself getting too excited. Before I could stop it, I awoke from the dream.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 190: FORE!!!
Series: Friends, Episode 5
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration/Action


I'm in the basement of my old house along with the cast of the t.v. show, Glee. Me, Puck, Finn, and Rachel are playing some sort of resident evil multi-player game. Quinn and Santana are there along with a girl I know, cC. We are at a boss battle against Tyrant. The dream shifts from us holding controls to us actually being in the game. cC is controlling the Tyrant and are all running running around avoided the attacks. The Tyrant's attacks are slow developing, but do to his large wingspan and massive claws on each hand, he covers ground rather quickly. I have a pistol in each hand and attempt a dodge/fire technique, but the claws catches me and knocks me across the basement and into the cinder-block wall. I slowly get to my feet and begin to search for an herb. I found one in the corner and immediately smoked a joint of it. I then went back to dodging and firing my dual pistols.

The Tyrant is knocking everyone around like crazy and it seems that we are doing no damage. I noticed that Rachel has a bad ass shotgun, but isn't using it. I yell at her and tell her to "F***ing Shoot it!" She fires one shot that comes nowhere close and screams in fear. She then runs behind the pack. I rip the shotgun out of her hands and hand her the pistols while yelling, "This is how you f***ing shoot this gun!" It was a pump shotgun and I walked up in front of the Tyrant and began blasting away at its face. I shot, quickly pumped, shot and repeated until the shotgun was out of ammo. It seemed to barely even hurt the Tyrant. I thought, "F*** this boss takes a lot of shots!" I looked around the basement to try and find something to use when I noticed a few red barrels in the corner (everyone knows what red barrels are for right?). I pulled Puck and Finn to the side and told them about the barrels. I then asked when we had last saved and they told me it was right before this fight. I told them that was good because we should probably just hit reset. Puck shouted, "Nah, lets kill this mother f***er right now!" I replied, "Dude, even when we kill him, what are we going to do for the rest of the game. We just wasted all the ammo we had been saving. For no reason, I might add." Finn agreed and Puck gave in. We hit recent and the scene started over. I immediately took the shotgun from Rachel and fired a few necessary shots to lure the Tyrant toward the barrels. It swung and i ducked under its arm and dove forward, spinning my body around to shoot the barrels. I fired the shot before I hit the ground and blew up the barrels. The Tyrant splattered all over the place. I looked around and was pissed because I had to clean all the blood out of the basement. For no apparent reason, I became lucid.

The Glee cast had changed to random DCs and I had forgotten all about them. I ran outside and took flight. I flew low over the ground and up over a nearby hill. I noticed there was a large structure in the distance as i grew closer and closer I could tell it was my castle. There were several folding beaches chairs in the front lawn. As I landed in front of the castle I saw my friends Cliff, Ryano, and Deej. Kate Beckinsale was sun bathing in one of the fold out chairs. I greeted my friends and then bent down and whispered in Kate's ear. She opened her eyes a replied, "Oh, hey baby." I then kissed her and rubbed my hand on here stomach. She was wearing a very sexy two piece bikini. I wanted to f*** her right there, but I resisted. I then walked back to my friends and told them we were lucid. I started doing the "look at your hands" RC and everyone else started doing it too. My hand was completely normal except my thumb and pinky had changed positions. Ryano had a couple toes on one of his hands. We kept showing each other the weird things are hands were doing. I noticed there were some scattered golf balls laying on the ground, so I turned to Kate and said, "My Queen, will you fetch my driver?" She then reached under her chair, said, "One step ahead of you," and handed me a driver.

The rest of my friends suddenly had golf clubs as well. There were also random people walking around in the field. We all began trying to hit the people with golf balls. I noticed a little kid holding a balloon. I hit the ball and then concentrated on the balloon. I imagined it popping. I then saw the golf ball smack into the balloon and popped it. The liitle kid started to cry, but was soon knocked out by Ryano's golf ball. I fist pumped the air and shouted, "Shut the f*** up whiny little b****!" He then started high five'n everyone. I turned back to the field and searched for a good person to peg. I saw an old man walking with a cane. I stroked the ball in a line drive and guided with my mind right into the cane. It shattered and the old man fell face first into a cow pie. I then noticed Ryano was way out there beside the old man. Ryano took his foot and smashed the old guys head deeper into the cow pie with it. He performed the Captain Morgan pose" using the back of the old man's head as a foot stool. We continued to peg the pedestrians until I felt the dream slipping. I decided to DEILD as opposed to trying to stabilize.....

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I just woke from a nice, vivid, string of lucids. This is the best quality string I have put together since I got back into practice, by far. Hope you enjoy...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 186: Kodiak Attack
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 3
around 9:00pm
DILD

Category - Horror/Action


First thing I remember is being at my house. Wes J calls me and we start talking on the phone. About midway through the conversation, he is at my house and we are no longer on the phone. I give him the tour of my house and my cat (Miyu) violently attacks his hand. I suggest that she smells other animals on his hand and he proceeds to put lotion on them. We walk outside (onto the back deck) and I begin to telling him about this massive spider web that I saw earlier. Suddenly, I notice there is a canopy overhead made of spider web. It is thick and seems to house quite a few spiders. I quickly jumped off the side of the deck and backed far away from it. I could feel my heart pounding in fear of the spiders. I have arachnophobia. I see Wes grab the canopy-like web on the deck and pull it down. He then begins shaking it and spiders are falling out onto the yard. I said "F*** this!" and took off running around the house, dodging/ducking under several different spider webs and entered the front door. I walked through the house to the sliding glass door, which leads to the deck.

The deck was now spider free, so I joined Wes outside. Apparently my mother was now at my house and she told us that she had saw a bear outside. We noticed there were several dogs running around the back yard. As the dogs ran around, they slowly began to resemble a black bear. After a bit, there were three very small black bears running around my yard. I wondered where the momma bear was. Suddenly, a large black bear emerges from the nearby forest. It walks over to its cubs and then quickly jerks its head in our direction. I immediately told everyone to run inside. The bear came barreling toward the deck. I was about to enter when I noticed my mother was still outside and couldn't make it in before the bear. I left the door open and ran to the end of the deck. I whistled at the bear (the same way I whistle at my cat in real life, lol). It came walking up to me in a slow, dramatic manner. It snarled its teeth as I motioned for mom to get inside. She ran up behind the bear and entered the house. I immediately jumped off the back deck (the highest point of the deck). I figured the bear wouldn't follow so easily. As soon as I landed I looked up and saw the bear, which had now turned into a giant Kodiak Grizzly, leap off the same way I did. I turned and hauled ass. It caught up to me and I managed to grab the back of its neck with one hand. I kept my arm locked and pushed back as I ran in hopes of delaying my capture.

I suddenly got an idea and began scratching the bears neck. It seemed to like it. We slowed down to a walk and I scratched the bears neck and patted it on the head. It was holding out its tongue like a dog and seemed to be enjoying the attention. I walked him around to the front of the house and began petting him and playing a little. I said, "Ok, meet me around back!" I acted like I took off around one side of the house and he barreled happily around the other. As soon as the bear turned the corner, I whistled and said, "Ok, now is the time!" A group of ghostly dogs (not the lunar wolves) came running to my aide. There were lead by my deceased golden retriever/chow chow mixed dog, "Dakota." I ran inside and out to the back deck once again. I watched an epic battle between the towering grizzly and the pack of dogs. The grizzly dominated most of the fight, but the dogs managed to get him rolled over on his back. Dakota swiftly leapt to the bears neck area and tore out his throat. Blood spewed like a fountain as the bear struggled for a few moments and then collapsed. I had been commentating the whole fight and I began scream cheering/commentating the end like it was a last second, super bowl touchdown for the win.

A few moments later I walked by the computer and a beam shot out and began transferring me to inside the computer. I knew I was being transported to the same world as Tron. I thought, "Wait a second! Transferred to Tron's world?" I slowly began to feel lucidity coming on. Finally, I reached up my hand and performed a nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming. I was being pulled into a strange place by a tractor beam. I eventually stopped in a neon world similar to Tron's level in the game Kingdom Hearts 2. Several neon glowing robots attacked. I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade (the snakes weren't wrapped around it as it seemed to not be fully powered up). I slashed through the robots and ran down a long neon corridor. I was looking for Tron. I called out his name a couple of times and eventually found him laying face down in a cell. I cut open the bars and helped him to his feet. I asked him what happened and he asked me if I was a "user." I told him I was and he told me that we had to get out of here because Sark had started the self-destruct sequence. He lead the way as we battled through some more robots. There was a giant set of black stairs. We ran up them and jumped into the glowing light that hovered above them. I heard explosions going off behind us as we entered into the light.

I landed on solid ground and everything around me was white. Slowly a scene started to fade in and I was back in my house with Tron. He thanked me for saving him and I told him he could thank me by joining my empire. He shook my hand and agreed to join us. Tron becomes Star #5, the Program Star. I told him to follow and we would head to the castle. I dove headfirst out of the sliding glass door. The door popped off the house clean and intact. I landed on the deck and leapt off. We began running down the street when the dream began to fade. I immediately decided to DEILD...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 187: To the Castle
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I was back in the my living room. Tron was nowhere to be seen, so I figured he had went on ahead to the castle. I exited through the back door of my house. Dakota (my deceased dog) was floating/running around the yard. I whistled for him and he floated up to me and licked my face. I told him that I wanted him to join our empire. He could command his ghost dogs alongside Seine and his lunar wolves. I've decided to call them the "Canine Legion." I told him to meet me at the castle. He nodded, sniffed the air, and then disappeared. Acquired star #6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star. I turned and leapt over my house and landed on the front porch. I vaulted high into the air, performed a back flip and slammed down onto the hood of my car (Hancock style). The car smashed into the driveway and glass shattered around me. The glass came from nowhere because all the windows in my car were still in perfect condition. I decided to look for Kate before I headed to the castle. I took flight and flew up to the clouds. I was flying through cloud after cloud. The clouds felt and smelled exactly like when you put your face up to a vaporizer (if you have never done that...DO IT...it is f***ing awesome, lol!). I dipped below the clouds in search of Kate, but I was too high up. I attempted to fly closer to the ground, but the ground suddenly changed into the sky. I was afraid to land because I didn't know where I would end up. After a moment or two, the ground turned back normal again. Once again I attempted to get closer to the ground, but it changed into the sky. I looked above me and saw the ground was overhead. It was really quit trippy. I rotated over to flying on my back and I was instantly flying normal with the ground below me. I approached the ground once more and it changed into the sky. I decided to land anyway. I landed on a cloud which was more like fog. The ground below me was solid and as I walked, it slowly turned into a foggy marsh-like area.

I began calling out for Kate. My voice echoed in a rather creepy manner. The sky was now almost a brown color and I was walking along some rolling hills. It was pretty windy. I walked up on a group of people who were animated. They were children and didn't resemble Kate at all. I called her name out again and saw another group of people. I noticed a brunette standing among them and knew it was her. As I approached I noticed she was animated as well (reminded me of the animation used in the film, "Waking Life"). She was absolutely beautiful though. I hugged her and told her to take us to the castle. She took my hand and we took flight together. She was no longer animated and she was wearing a short dress. The wind blew up the back of her dress as we flew and I could see her perfectly round ass. I placed my hand on it and gently squeezed. I said, "I f***ing love your ass!" She laughed playfully and continued to fly. I separated her legs just a bit so I could see those perfect lips (if I ever met a girl irl with a pussy THAT perfect, my face would be in it all day!). I got a hard on looking at her. I then position myself up behind her and placed "myself" between her thighs. There was no insertion...she just straddled my cock (my hard-on was apparently much larger than it should have been ). I wrapped my arms around her waste, as she rode me like a witch on a broomstick. We flew for a while before crashing into the roof of a building.

It was a surprisingly smooth crash. We were in a large shopping mall (it looked like we had landed in a JC Penny store). Kate told me that she needed to buy some things for the castle. I told her that she could just meet me there later. I first bent her over the glass sale counter and inserted myself. I only performed 4 or 5 thrusts and then stopped. I told her the rest was waiting for her at the castle. I kissed her for a bit and then flew out of the hole we had made in the roof. My father was now with me and he was leading the way to the castle. He was flying very slow, btw. Eventually we landed in a neighborhood and dad proclaimed that we had arrived at the castle. I looked around, but only saw a log cabin, a convenient store, and a Rite Aid. He then lead me behind the log cabin and I saw the stone castle. It wasn't very big for a castle. In Suikoden, the castle starts small and grows as new members are recruited, so I figured this piece of shit castle was perfect. It was about the size of a large house. I entered and made my way up to one of the lookout towers. The wooden steps that lead to the tower creaked as I ascended. I looked out and noticed there was a McDonald's behind the castle as well. I began looking for everyone else.

First I called out to Tron and searched the house until I finally found him. Next, Kate was easy to find and I told her to go fetch Gaia from her room (which worked perfectly). Gaia was wearing a completely see-through gown and I resisted the urge to have my way with her right there. (As we traveled around the house, I kept an eye on everyone, so they wouldn't be lost or change to someone else). We climbed some stairs to the third floor of the castle and exited onto the outside platform area. I whistled and looked out toward the woods. After a few moments Seine walked out of the woods and flew up to us. I sent him back to fetch Dakota. I had to whistle again after a bit and several canines (wolves and dogs) came out of the woods (about 7 in all). Seine and Dakota was among them (I assumed the others were important pack members). I looked around at my group and was actually quite impressed I was able to summon them all together like this. I then began discussing future expansion plans. I said we would destroy the McDonald's first, but Tron suggested that we just invade the McDonald's and make it a part of the castle. He claimed that 1$ double cheeseburgers was a hard deal to beat. I agreed. I then asked if anyone knew of a good builder/construction person who we could recruit, but the dream began to fade before I got an answer. I decided to DEILD once again...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 188: The Lemon Pledge Star
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 5
DEILD

Category - WTF


...I was still in the castle, but on the 1st floor. I stood up and stabilized the dream (which was crystal clear and didn't really need it). There were several people sitting at a table behind me. There was a guy with a long red beard, the sumo sized guy from the movie "Shallow Hal," and actor, Bill Hader. I remembered Bill's opening scene in the movie, "Pineapple Express," so I reached in my pocket and felt around until I found a blunt. I pulled it out and smoked it with all of them. About halfway in, I was feeling super baked. I heard a noise behind me and saw someone climbing in through the window. It was actor, James Woods. He was singing a song that made fun of Henry Winkler. He seemed to be extremely drunk. I passed him the blunt, he paused from his singing, hit the blunt, and then began singing the song again. I can't remember the lyrics, but they had me geeking in the dream. I finally got him to stop singing and sit down at the round table with us.

I looked at Bill Hader and said, "When did you guys get here?" He looked a little nervous and said, "Well the front door was open, so I figured we would crash here. I told the hot chick at the counter that our band was looking for a place to stay." I asked him what his band was called. he told me they were a traveling band that went by the name, "The Nameless Band." I laughed and asked where the name came from. He said, "We couldn't think of a name, so we decided to be nameless." I fired up four blunts and started passing them between the five of us. I told the band that they could stay in the castle and be the house band for my empire. I Bill accepted the offer and become star #7, the Rock Star. James Woods said he wanted to join as well. I asked, "So, what can you do for us James Woods?" He replied, "Well, I like to clean stuff. Like this room...I would love to clean this room." Clearly, James Woods was tripping balls! He continued, "I know! I could be the head maid here." I laughed and told him that it was a deal...as long as his entourage included hot female maids. James Woods became star #8, the Lemon Pledge Star.

A few moments later the light cut out in the room. James Woods got scared and said ghosts would get him. I yelled at him, "Don't say shit like that in a dream you imbecile!" I pushed the ghost thoughts out of my head and attempted to turn on the light switch. It didn't work. I looked at James Woods and said, "Your first duty Mr. Maid...fix that light." He asked where the bulbs were and I called him an idiot and told him to fix it with dream control. He then held out his hand and turned the light back on. A few minutes later the back porch light cut off. I walked out and attempted to fix it myself. I saw a small glow and was slowly expanding it when James Woods popped a balloon in my face. They all busted out laughing and I got mad and told them I almost had it. Woods made a "leave the maid duties to me" joke. I then attempted to turn it on again. I shouted, "Let there be light!" It lit up and then immediately fizzled out. James Woods began laughing at me and said, "Maybe you should sing, 'This little light of mine.'" They all laughed so hard they were in tears. I lit another blunt and smashed the light bulb with my fist out of frustration. The surge in anger caused the dream to become unstable. I decided against another DEILD chain in fear of forgetting everything thus far. I awoke.

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 5 - Tron - The Program Star
NEW 6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star
NEW 7 - Bill Hader - The Rock Star
NEW 8 - James Woods - The Lemon Pledge Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 28, 2011
Lucid Dream 184: The Lake Party
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 2
around 4:00am
DILD

Category - Party/Sexual


Before becoming lucid, I remember a brief cave scene and something about a war. The next thing I remember is becoming lucid on the back deck of a lake house. I never performed a RC, I just knew I was in a dream.

I looked out and small grassy knolls were scattered around the area. The clarity was superb. There were a whole bunch of jews and arabians gathered around the lake house. They seemed to have been segregated, with jews on left and arabians on the right. They all were sitting around and mingling with one another as if they had been waiting for a while. I walked up to the back balcony, raised my hand and said, "Attention!" They all turned and looked at me. I then said, "Now you must fight over the holy land! Fight over Jerusalem!" They all repeated after me like robots, "Fight over Jerusalem!" I spoke again, "Yes! Now lets hear you say it like a Jamaican! Hey, lets fight ova Jerusalem, mon!" They all attempted to use a Jamaican accent, but it wasn't pretty. I then shouted, "Ok, now its 80's rapper time! 1, a 2, a 3 to the 4...lets start a fight on Jerusalem's floor!" Everyone's attempt at 80's rap was even worse than the Jamaican one. I laughed and noticed there were three people who looked out of place. In the very center of the crowd on top of the tallest knoll in the area, was one white guy and two black guys who were sporting hip-hop attire. I shouted to the crowd, "Lets leave it to the professionals. For your entertainment, I give you...Rapper's Delight!" The three guys began singing Sugar Hill Gang's, Rapper's Delight. All the arabs and jews began dancing (or rather, trying to dance to the music). I watched this bizarre scene for a moment and laughed at some of the dance moves.

I looked just below the deck and saw an attractive blond standing on the ground. I whistled at her like she was a pet and motioned her to come up on the deck. The two bouncers posted at the stairs allowed her through. She began to talk about it being an honor to meet me or something, but I just placed my hand on top of her head and pushed down a little. She smiled, unzipped my pants, and began blowing me. It felt extremely realistic at first, so I began breathing slowly to keep the dream stable. Suddenly, I began to feel it less and less, so I said, "F*** it!" and began ramming her head. She was now pushed against the guard rail with her mouth open and I was face f***ing the hell out of her. The dream started to become fuzzy. I heard a seductive voice behind me say, "Be careful or you will lose the dream." I stopped and began to stabilize. Once stable I stood the girl up. I asked her if she wanted anything, and she said, "A picture." I laughed and said, "OK." I told her to get naked and she did. I then bent her over and and began pounding away, I shouted, "Take a picture!" A camera man ran out of the back door and snapped a picture with a high tech fancy camera. The picture immediately printed and he began shaking it like old school. He then gave it to her. The dream started to fade again, so I stopped. I stabilized once again and was surprisingly able to stay in the dream.

They chick began looking for her clothes and I said, "You don't need clothes. In fact, no one does." I looked out into the crowd, which was now made up of college aged guys and girls, and shouted, "Everyone take off your clothes! What kind of party do you think this is!?!" They all stripped. I then heard someone clear their throat behind me. I turned and saw my friend Shawn and Aaron, Kate Beckinsale, and another woman. I said, "Relax! We aren't stripping." I looked at Kate and said, "Well, you are as soon as we get back to the castle." She smiled and I turned to the other woman. It was Gaia (Jamie Murray) from the show, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. I spoke, "Oh and you will most definitely be joining us." She smiled and said, "It would be my pleasure." I winked and then told everyone to follow me to our bar. I walked down the steps and into a bar area. The bar was a little underground and had small rectangular windows lining the top of the room. Out of the windows, you could see bright green grass and a lake. On one side of the bar, the water was covering the window and I could see a large dragon like creature swimming around in the lake. The water was crystal clear. I looked at Gaia and spoke, "Not only will you join me and my queen in the bedroom, but join us as a member of the Royal Family." She smiled and told me that she needed a little convincing. She then began massaging "me" under the table with her foot. I stood up and took her and Kate's hand. I then walked them behind the bar and into a back room. It was a bedroom that was dimly lit with candles. I sat on the bed and watched Gaia and Kate undress and began kissing and rubbing on each other. I laid back and Gaia proceed to sit on my face. After performing oral on her for a while, we returned to the bar. Gaia accepted my proposal and joined us. Gaia becomes the 4th star of the "108 Stars of Destiny". She is known as the "Temptress Star."

I turned to Shawn and Aaron and said, "Well now that business is over...what should we do?" They looked at me weird so I told them that we were lucid and should do something cool. They were completely useless coming up with ideas though. Aaron suggested we play hide and seek. I laughed and told him no. Shawn's suggestion was to kick a puppy. I laughed once again and a puppy came running into the room. Shawn gave it a gentle nudge with his foot. I said, "Dude, you are dreaming...that puppy isn't even real. If you are going to kick it, then f***ing kick it!" I then swung my foot back and booted it out of the nearest window. I told them to think of something cool while I stabilized. I stared at the bar t.v. and noticed a football game was on. It was the Denver Broncos vs. the St. Louis Rams. I watched it for a moment and saw a punt return where the returner was going crazy and made like 7 people miss, but ended up getting rocked and gained only a couple yards. I remember thinking, "Where the hell was the blocking?" Mike D was now with us and he suggested that we do shrooms. He pulled out a bag and we all ate some. The bar and the dream around me began to melt. Suddenly the whole scene melted and I was in a solid white void. There was no floor or any type of structure around me. I was just floating. I suddenly heard some music playing. The music slowly turned into a loud beeping. I noticed it sounded like my alarm clock. I then woke up and immediately wrote down the dream.

the, 108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 4 - Gaia - The Temptress Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 176: The Freaks Come out at Night
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 1
around 6:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I find myself in a high school classroom. I'm talking to one of my friends and a new student. The new student is Kurt from the show "Glee." The bell rings as Kurt was saying he was going to try and start a Glee club. I told him that he could count me in, and I asked him where we should practice. He said, "Don't you have football practice?" I thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to be late." I started walking through the school (which was much like my old high school, but 10x's larger). I walked through the weight room and there are absolute giants working out. Actor Terry Crews is doing running exercises with giant round weights attached to his ankles. I recognize a few people, but they are several times larger than their waking life counterparts. Several of these people are at least 10 feet tall. I felt like a midget walking through the weight room (gym). I remember justifying this situation thinking, "This is the biggest weight room in the state." I got down to the locker room and was putting on my shoulder pads, when my friend Mike walked up and said, "The championship is next week." I then responded, "Yeah, too bad we have already graduated and don't really have practice." I instantly became lucid after saying this.

I was a little bummed about it at first. I really miss playing football. I then shook it off and proceeded with the LD. I began flying through the school. As I passed doors in the hall, I glanced in to see what was going on. There were several normal classrooms and several oddities as well. I'm pretty sure there was a live donkey show about to go down in one of the rooms, but I decided against the disturbing nature of the situation and kept flying. I passed a room where cheerleaders were stretching. I stopped and enter the room. There was a very hot brunette laying on her back. It was Santana (Naya Rivera) from Glee. I knelt down and began performing oral on her. I could hear a teacher (cheerleading coach?) saying, "What do you think you are doing!?!" I just kept going for a while, until the dream began to get fuzzy. I backed off and performed some stabilization. The environment stabilized, but I was now in a different area of the school. I noticed I was in the front lobby. I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) a few odd looking characters following me as I exited to the front lawn. It was dark outside. I saw the flagpole and decided to climb it. As I climbed the pole, I saw there was a large group of people gathering around me. One was Wayne (a big dude who directed the little league sports programs among other things), the others were random people, and several freaks from the movie, Freaks (1932). Wayne attempted to push me off the pole, but only spun me around it as I ascended out of his reach. As soon as I reached the top of the pole, I heard something breathing behind me. I turned my head and saw a guy that was the same height as the flagpole. It was the giant, Mathew McGrory. He scared me a bit. I then leapt of the pole and landed away from the large crowd (which was started to annoy me). A couple of the freaks ran up to me and invited me to eat at McDonalds with them. I agreed and told them to meet me there (so they would leave me alone). The giant said, "You will be one of us." They all sang, "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." as they head toward McDonalds. I then took flight to get the hell away from everyone around me.

The sky turned into an internet page. As I flew into the page. I was now inside the internet. I flew through internet page after internet page, most of which appeared to be google search pages (or other search engine results pages). I flew through dark-outer space like areas with flying envelopes (which I assumed to be e-mails or instant messages). Every now and then I flew through some viral infected pages. I could see areas of the page covered in a glowing red/orange web. There were small guys with spears and winged hats that were attacking the virus, which fought back swallowing some of them up. I woke up while I was still exploring the internet.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!