Mario's New Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

Originally Posted by Mario92

01.17.2010

Pirate King Pompous, the Monkey Lover (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Very random dream that didn't make a lot of sense. Pardon the confusing entry. I started out on a small boat in the middle of the ocean. A very large boat was right next to us, anchored down. There was a big hole in the side of the ship, and through this, I could see one of the major horizontal support beams had fallen on one side, crashing through the ceiling of the lowest level and forming a nice ramp up to the second level of the ship. The captain of the small boat I was in said something like, "Oh, no, she's not separated anymore." Indeed, had the beam not fallen, there would have been no way to get from the first level to the second one. I jumped clear of the small boat, dashed through the hole in the ship, and ran up the beam-ramp. I was standing in a warmly-lit room made almost entirely out of wood. Three monkeys were swinging about. This very rich, very arrogant guy appeared on a landing above me. He began applauding in that slow sort of sarcastic way that the rich do. One of the monkeys approached and the guy gave it a treat, and the monkey was off once more.

The scene skips a bit. Apparently, this girl had followed me up the ramp and had started to root through the rich guy's refridgerator. She began pulling out rancid, freezer-burned hunks of meat and throwing them away, scolding the man for feeding such poor fare to his beloved monkeys.

While the girl was rooting through the freezer, I headed toward the council room. This one guy was mapping out an island. He showed exactly where large amounts of small treasure was buried, and also the location of a very, very large and valuable treasure. They would chart a course as soon as the ship was repaired. The dream ended.

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01.17.2010

Double Your Pleasure (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Short dream fragment about twins. They were scantily-clad and drop-dead gorgeous. I was about to have my way with them when the dream abruptly ended.

On a side note, I seem to be having difficulty recalling several other dreams. I believe that three thoughts have tickled three different dreams, but I can't put anything together yet...