MasterNILE

I was walking around with a monk. The monk said "Be careful with what you have in your hand, that is a spirit lantern." I look down and see that I am carrying a lantern. I snap into realization that this is a dream and become lucid. I become very confident and pick up two more spirit lantern and start to balance them and have fun, I do this extremely well. I then remember my lucid goal of meditating while in a dream. I close my eyes and take a few deep breaths. After the third breath I start to levitate. I open my eyes and become surprised and happy. I laugh, cheer, and wake up.

WHEN I WOKE UP I FELT ~20 POUNDS LIGHTER. AFTER ABOUT ~1 MINUTE OF LAYING IN MY BED, I FELT AN INVISIBLE THING COME BACK INTO MY CHEST AND FELT LIKE MY REGULAR WEIGHT AGAIN!

This is RIDICULOUS!
It is a combination of 3 dreams. (continuation)

1. In my dream, I was just laying down in my bed. Then Mel Gibson jumps out of nowhere and starts to choke me. It scared me so much I woke up. I thought about it for a while and was like, woah. Ok, I'm dreaming, I'm going to try and control this.
So I fell back asleep again...
(non-lucid)

2. In my dream, I was just laying down in my bed again. Mel Gibson jumped out of nowhere and started choking me again. I then imagined a knife. I then stabbed him in the face. He kept on attacking me. He then kicked me off of my bed and when I hit the ground I woke up again. I then thought to myself "Wow, this guy is tough. A knife to his face can't even stop him?????"
So I fell asleep again...
(lucid)

3. I was just laying down in my bed. The crazy man started choking me yet again. I dreamed up a jet-pack. I powered it up, blasted though my roof, and Mel fell off. So then I just decided to proceed just flying around on my jet-pack for a while.
(lucid)

I was just VERY surprised that I had a continuation dream after waking up. That's quite rare (at least for me) and a lucid on on top of that??? It was awesome.

I was begging my friends to come to McDonalds with me. It was about 2am. Nobody wanted to come. So I ended up just driving myself. I went to McDonalds and went in. Inside there was a really fat 8 year old Mexican kid. (He looked like a small Gabriel Iglacias). And he was holding the hands with a another little kid, maybe 3 years old. The person taking the orders was like “Where is your parents.” And he was just being a big snob and saying “You don’t have to know. Just make me my burgers, bitch.” Then an old guy walked into McDonalds and was like, “HEY! Are you old enough to be taking care of that 3 year old???” The little kid was like “You can’t tell me what to do!!!” And he started running. The old guy chased after him. The kid got chased out of McDonalds and into the parking lot. He tripped. The old guy caught up. Once the old guy caught up, he started spanking the kid. The end... I guess.

I was back at my old high school, when my teacher said that the class will be having a field trip. So, we started the field trip by just walking very far from the school until we reached a BIG pile of slime-ish stuff. She told the class to climb up and go inside the mound. We did, and slid down and when we came out, everything looked VERY different. At first it looked very beautiful and she was giving us a tour of everything. The trees looked beautiful, the grass, the everything looked so nice and colorful. Then here is when it took a turn for the worse. Somehow we lost our teacher. And other people started branching off. I lost everyone I was with. But somehow I could still here the teacher giving the tour to us inside my head. "Up here class, is the Tree-Man. Part tree, part man. Be very careful kids, he will kill you if you get too close." (And here is the video that probably put that in my mind: YouTube - Human ' Treeman ' begs for help as he turns into a tree.) After I ran from that area, I found a creek. Along the side of the creek, there was a panther, I FREAKED out and ran away, and while running away, I found a GIANT snake. I ran away again. When running away, I found a school. I thought to myself "Thank God!" I ran into the school, but the school seemed "off" to me. It was abandoned. Once inside, I saw a guy that looked like a cross between an alien, a Buddah, and a blind janitor where his eyes were COMPLETELY white. I talked to him and asked him where I was, he said "I have no clue. I am blind." He started walking away very slowly. I tried to find my way out, I went upstairs, looked out the window, saw the panther and the tree-man and decided I was in a better place at the moment. I chilled for a while and decided I had to keep moving. When I walked around the corner, the Buddah janitor guy started choking me telling me to never return to this place. I tried to defend myself but nothing was working. And that's when I woke up. I am going to assume I died. hehe

My dream started off with me on the bus going home heading back from the high school. (Which is a little weird because I rarely took the bus and I'm also in college now...) And since I haven't been back home for a while, things changed. The bus rout is now completely different and now we even used the small blue hippie buses I guess. I rode the bus, got off the bus and had about a 15 minute walk then to my house. On the way, this REALLY old time southern girl stopped to talk to me. "Hey! Would you like a sip of this wine?" I was like, "Sure." I went over, tried the wine and thought it was AMAZING! Which is weird because in reality, I do NOT like drinking. I then told her I'd see her later and stuff. I then got on another bus and I guess it took me back to the high school. I went around and maybe wanted to say "Hi" to my old teachers that I really liked. But then, I saw the wine girl again and she was screaming at me "HEY NILE! If you ever want to smoke some grass, call me!" I thought that was quite weird, so I kept on walking away and just decided to walk back home (which is a LONG walk). When walking away from the school, 2 guys that I never necessarily liked at school came up to me - but I never expected them to try to beat me up! They said "Hey, last time all we did was throw a snowball at you, this time we're gonna' beat the shit out of you." WHICH WAS THE CRAZY PART! THEY REFERENCED ANOTHER DREAM I HAD!!! (And I've never been in a fight, so I'd probably be the wussiest fighter ever. Which I was.) I caught them off guard, kneed one in the nuts, kicked the other in the balls. One was down forever, the other was still up, trying to knock me down. I then had to punch him in the balls. Which I did. And me punching him in the balls, turned out to be me just punching the wall next to me... in real life. I woke up after punching my wall. It hurt. Quite a bit, actually.

This is strange. I was hanging out with my friend, Jordan. We were walking to his house when he said "Crap, I gotta' put that board on our door." I was like "What are you talking about?" He said "So the terrorists don't attack my house." I was like "What???" He was like: "Ya, you know? Like in the Bible? How they had to put a cross on their door so that God wouldn't kill their first born child or something?" I said: "WHAT?????" He said: "Ya, the terrorists are attacking our town. Really soon. But actually they won't really do anything except for be annoying. They'll flip over your couch, break your TV, hide your remote, you know." (Which is strange since I guess they were just attacking the Madison (Wisconsin) area or something and EVERYONE knew about it EXCEPT FOR ME (and nobody tried to stop it). So we put the board on his door and went into his house. (Which was like... 8 stories tall and had about 5 pools in it. It was SWEET) And then when I went back to my house my TV was broken and my chair was ripped. It sucked.

This is probably THE WEIRDEST dream I have EVER had. There is this really fat guy that kidnapped Jennifer Aniston. And he didn't really torture her or anything, he just fed her VERY little. It was almost like a game: collect the stir fry noodles. He flooded his basement, hid stir fry noodles all around the basement and told her that that is all she could eat. And while she looked for the noodles the sand bugs from Half Life constantly attacked her. From what I remember I was only in the dream for about 2 seconds. The rest of it it was almost like I was watching from above. I came up to the fat guy and said: "Why do you feed her stir fry noodles?" And he said: "Because it's cheap." Then I said: "Wow, ok." Then I woke up and thought to myself "WHAT THE HELL???"

50 Cent and I were just hanging out and havin' a good time. Then The Rock came up to us and told us to follow him. We did and he led us to an African jungle. When we got in, there was an African tribe there with spears ready. They speared The Rock and 50 Cent and I ran for cover and then fought our way out of the forest. With guns of course.

So I was out to dinner with my family and my aunts and uncles and stuff. Everything was going fine until my uncle saw a ninja outside of the restaurant flipping over chairs and couches and stuff. My uncle FREAKED out, screamed out the window "HEY! Get in here so I can kick your ass!" The ninja came in. They fought and the ninja knocked him out in 2 hits. Yup.

So I was sleeping in my dorm one night. Accidently fell asleep while watching TV and forgot to lock my door. In my dream I saw a ghost face of one of my roommates that said: "Wake up! Lock your door!" It was weird.