An epic journal of my voyages to another world, where everything is possible.
I am now doing training excersises with other troopers. I get bored, and suddenly feel a playful feeling. I want to see what's around that corner. I start running, and as an afterthought realise I'm dreaming. I sprint at very fast speed and find a wall. I phase through it and I am in a tiny walled garden. I know I will not be disturbed. I say humbly "May I please humbly meet my dream guide?" Two leaves sprout on the silver birch. I attempt again.
A wildly distorted man steps out of the tree. I ask him "What is your name?" He says "Don Bloot". With him I fly ultra fast into a red-brick house. I am in a room like my bedroom. I ask "Do not be offended, but you do not look how I expected." He replies "Your corrective thinking should fix that" I focus, and he transforms into an athletic average height olive-skinned man. He nods. I suddenly can't remember that I phased through a wall to get in to the garden. I attempt to phase through things and fail. I ask "How can I do it?" He amusedly says "Quiche don't normally fly so high in the sky." I see a quiche peek in at the window, but he is referring to both of us.I wake up. A baked thought comes into my mind, "Do not think outside the box, nor the inside. There is no box."
I have learnt dream control, but it is clear I needed him as a guide. (Quiche don't normally fly so high in the sky.) Don Bloot means Lord Bare
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I am in a warm shower, and I dry myself quickly as I remember I have to go to the top. The tower is glass and see through, and I wind round for ages until I reach the top. The top is immensely crowded, and I push my way towards a platform. A few other people, and a guide woman are on it. I get on it just in time, as it suddenly is released from the top of the tower. It floats down, but I cannot tell how high or low it is because of bizarre perspective. I touch down on the grass and...
I wander around the beautiful city I described in the previous dream for a very long time. It is godlike and the yellow sun enhances its beauty. Eventually, I see a cafe, and a man walks in and orders an orange juice. I walk in with a friend and order an iced coffee. However, the only money I can find is stamps. However, I eventually find a $50 dollar note. Suddenly, as I wake up, the scene shifts to a picture of sweet peas flowering, and I wake up.
Updated 01-15-2017 at 10:51 PM by 91855
I am annoyed by a flashing against my shut eyes. It is my alarm clock. It flashes orange then gray then orange and so forth. I drop it so it can not bother me. I get out of bed, and other people's hands are flashing silver then orange.
I am in a flowery red-bricked circle in the middle of a beautiful city. I wander around with another person as I look for a certain wizarding school. I eventually reach it. It is a stunning completely glass building.
Okay! Here it is. Record LDs for me this week. I am for now on going to post one at the end of each week.
Fragment about eating a lettuce sandwich.
I WILD into a black void. I look down and see my cello. I decide to play an improvised Baroque Suite. I scream at the end "I'm dreaming!!" I stupidly remember "In space, no one can hear you scream" When I start suffocating I wake up.
I WILD into a dream. A man is sitting at a table with me. I say "Do you have the Portkey to Aldeterune?"
Aldeterune is a name of a place I visit in meditation to relax. He says "Yes, but it is too risky; the dream is too fragile" I appreciate his input. I see the window, and do my favourite thing of phasing through glass and shattering it at the same time. I explore a beautiful city and meadows at night in a chair.
Updated 01-13-2017 at 09:48 PM by 91855
I decided to do a graph of my lucid frequency in Excel since I started DV!
Updated 01-12-2017 at 03:31 AM by 91855
Apparently, the queen is moving next door. And her estate.
I check next door, and a huge beautiful estate is there dreamily. I stare in absolute awe. I some how 'zoom in' and I am in the queen's bedroom. The queen mother and father lie there. The king is about to die. He hands the queen a red battered book, and dies. The queen mother looks like the 50 year old queen, but the queen herself looks 90. The queen mother gets out and proclaims, 'I shall never despair! I am the Queen Mother!'
I am moving to New Zealand, and my home is being emptied. I reach the airport, and there is a grey alien spaceship. I ask myself, 'What am I doing?" I become lucid after approx 5 reality checks. I remember the other tasks, but the dream is too fragile. I touch the ground to attempt to increase vividness, but to not much effect. I see the spaceship, and remember advanced ii and hop on. The interior is like a passenger planes, but the ceiling is glass and see-through. The seats are a vanilla colour, and the controls look relatively easy. I fly it, encountering a few obstacles, which I MAY type up. I land easily, and I am in New Zealand. Out of sheer exhaustion, I vizualize losing lucidity.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:39 AM by 91855
Spoiler for fantasies:
I am in the shower. The shampoo bottle empties itself and forms a buddha. It soon however re-enters the bottle. I enter the
shower. I lift the drain with telekinesis, and it is a golden tube.
There are buttons. One says 'Lift Off' I press by firing the shampoo bottle at it.
The room rocks but soon it stablizes. I peel open the tiles, and it reveals Neptune. I look at it awe.
I create a point of light to join the stars, and I direct the 'spaceship' towards it. I have started a solar system.
There is a small clumpy brown planet which I explore and find a large snail the size of my foot. I hold it and soon I launch off again.
I am back to Earth. I reset the room and get dry. Once dry, I lift up a tile and a marble horsehead rises up.I quickly shut it.
Once clothed, my sock remarks on how boring it is being white. It wants to be rainbow. I eat some biscuits. My sock warns me but it is too late.
Huge biscuits start banging against the window. I 'wake' and the scene is back to normal.
I take a break
I am at the computer. It complains how tasteless electricity is. It prefers macchiatos. A sheet of pape folds itself up into a horse and
it prances around. It inflates and is soon a baloon. A pencil comes from behind the screen and attempts to pop it. "BOOM!'
Confetti is everywhere!! A black paper stallion crushes the screen as it chases the pencil. The pencil runs behind the fireplace. The
I take a break
I am back and a pencil army is forming. Some form catapults as they fire erasers. Two tubby erasers, one blue and one pink discuss the battle.
The stallion is heavily annoyed as it prances around angrily. Suddenly the black stallion retreats. Finding the pencil
army irritating myself, and blow it away and they form a neat stack. The black stallion sits on the paper with a white unicorn
who is in pain. Suddenly, the unicorn gives birth. A cute grey unicorn is born. Suddenly, I look out the window and a huge pencil
made up of pencils barges through the door. I panic. Luckily, it trips and the pencils scatter harmlessly. I pick up a writhing pencil and draw
a portal. The horses step in and close the portal.
I become tiny and walk on an SD card. I lie on the gold parts, and they start to melt. I turn back to normal size. I am gold now
Everything I touch becomes gold. Tiny people evacuate into headphones for fear of being frozen. I rub the coating off me and I am
back to normal. The gold tastes like banana. The headphones start squirming as it is being tickled from the inside. It explodes
and everything is blue. Using my finger like an eraser across my vision, the normal color returns. I look out the window and Neptune
is orbiting with Uranus. Jupiter suddenly barges in and they form an icky purple planet. A mini saturn whizzes around it.
I have started the practice of pretending real life is a lucid dream. Look in the spoiler for what happened.
Dream will come here:
Vague fragment about looking out window and a man is sleeping on the roof.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:38 AM by 91855
I am underground and being held hostage by a man in black clothing. The brown room has a very low ceiling and is very uncomfortable. I am being threatened with a can of gas which kills.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:37 AM by 91855
I remember looking at a small white rose bush. I It has no pollen.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:36 AM by 91855
Bizarre Rogue One spin-offs...
I become lucid. I decide to attempt the TOTY, and falsely remember it as 'Drink fermented milk' I see a van named 'Milky Day' and rob a carton that says 'Fermented Milk' I drink the milk, and gradually lose lucidity
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:35 AM by 91855
I have a vague non-lucid about being blind. A woman restores my eyesight, and she asks me to interpret her dream. It is displayed with pink text upon a black screen. It is nonsense. I try to translate with google translate many times till I wake up.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:33 AM by 91855
Vague dream about being in Star Wars.
I think my SubC is still recovering from Carrie Fisher's death.
I become lucid. I remember the advanced totm- ask a pencil to draw something. I find a pencil and beg it to draw something. I close my eyes to concentrate. Instead of black, the background is white, and the pencil starts drawing. It draws a sketch of a room. Happily, I decide to teleport to a random location, and I am in a garden with a beautiful copper beech. I decide to do the addictive activity of flying.
Updated 01-11-2017 at 12:32 AM by 91855