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    "Fuck You" Got Me into Trouble, Even Though I Saved a Guard

    by , 02-25-2016 at 03:20 AM (812 Views)
    Nonlucid.

    I don't recall how the dream began, only how I was leaving a store of some kind. The store's security guard, a sweet looking old man, was standing outside. I walked past him toward my car then heard a ruckus behind me. I looked back at the guard and noticed a 10-12 year old kid was kinda messing with him. "Lemme see your handcuffs!!" The old man obliged, and then the kid handcuffed the guard to a newspaper dispenser and took his keys. He ran to a car where 2 women, who were clearly his mom and a friend, sat in the front 2 seats chitchatting and paying attention to nothing going on. I ran after the kid and said "Give me back those keys you bitch." The 2 women stopped talking and stared at me. The kid, clearly feeling busted, gave me the keys. I looked at the kid and yelled "Fuck you kid," then looked at the 2 women and yelled, "Fuck y'all too!"

    Bitches.

    I went to the guard and freed him, and he said to me, "Well you didn't handle that very well. You shouldn't have cussed at them."

    Bitch.

    Later on I had a dinner party and those 2 women showed up. They said they felt uncomfortable about me saying "fuck you" to them earlier, and left, and took all the other guests with them.

    Bitches.

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    Updated 02-25-2016 at 03:26 AM by 905

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    1. gab's Avatar
      Maybe from now on you just say it in your head, huh?
      Lol NEIN
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    2. OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      Fork y'all, biaertches!
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    3. OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      Oh wait, that dream WAS in my head.
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    4. Xanous's Avatar
      Idk why but I really appreciete the profanity. Its just more honest. I got a good laugh.
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    5. LiLeila's Avatar
      Omg, that's so funny! I imagined how you saying that and I was laughing a whole entry. Good one. Such bitches.
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