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    1. Three Fun Nonlucids

      by , 03-02-2013 at 04:16 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      These were especially nice to have yesterday morning, with the family in the dog house for pissing me off irl. Plus I've been sick, tends to lead to interesting dreams.

      I was at an AT&T store looking at one some of the phones, when one of the employees puts a large chocolate brownie on the table in front of me. Then he acted like he didn't do it, which enraged me for some reason. I took the brownie and went outside with the intent of throwing it into the street, when a thought occurred to me: Why don't I cut the brownie in half, and stick one half into each of my shoes! So I did, and the instant I did, it transformed my shoes into these amazing, super-jump trainers! I barely had to jump, and I would leap into the air about 15 feet. Then each time I landed, I would instantly bounce back up. It was kinda hard to control my landings, thought I never fell. Each jump seemed to feed into the next one, and before I knew it I had gone 3 miles in a matter of seconds! I remember thinking that basketball players should wear them. Anyway, I got as far as the Kroger, then I got preoccupied with random crap there and forgot all about my cool new trainers.

      Another nonlucid I had started out in the hayloft of a barn. A "man" leaped like some kind of animal into the loft from outside. He was big, naked, somewhat hairy, and looked like a man that had almost finished transitioning from his werewolf form back into a man. I also remember being shocked at how incredibly huge his thing was. We proceeded to have one of the very rare occasions were I have dream sex and DON'T wake up before I finish. It was werey cool (<< see what I did> )

      Then as soon as he bounced into my dream, he bounced out. My next adventure was with my friend Nicole's younger autistic brother, Mark. He's 14 and very high functioning. Apparently we were supposed to have a fun day together or whatever. I saw a golfcart at the barn, so I decided to take Mark riding on one. Thought he'd get a kick out of it. Somehow prior, I had bought us chocolate mousse cups from work (chocolate mousse inside edible chocolate cups). Anyway, Mark wanted to take his in the golfcart, so I let him. But he wanted to actually set them in the drink holders. I didn't realize that the holders were basically situated above the motor of the golfcart, so after we rode a while, the chocolate cup part melted, and chocolate mousse went everywhere (Mark doesn't like to be dirty or messy). So he clicked out and had a fit, so I ended the ride and helped him get cleaned up.

      True Story: When I told Nicole at work about the dream this morning, she laughed because she said Mark would actually have acted that way irl. Anyway, that's all.
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      non-lucid
    2. Non Lucids Three

      by , 03-01-2013 at 07:56 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      After a completely crap day, I was happy to awake from these frivolous nonlucids:

      1.) Bouncing brownie trainers
      2.) All the way sex with a sexy wolf man
      3.) Golf cart ride with Nicole's autistic younger brother AKA the chocolate mousse cup mishap
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      non-lucid
    3. FA Fvcked Me

      by , 02-21-2013 at 02:17 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      Nonlucid: I was having Josh issues again. I remember walking up to him and giving in to something we were discussing. I was about to resign to making out, when I suddenly woke up on the floor! Danny had just come to my rescue, and scooped me up and we started making out. I remember thinking that I hope Danny doesn't find out about Josh O_O. Then I remembered I needed to get something in the kitchen, but it was the kitchen at my parents' house. Then I woke up for real. (NOTE: Josh was from about 8 years ago, and I'm 100% faithful to Danny. That's dream logic for ya.)

      I blame Xanous for this FA because we were just discussing them yesterday. Everytime I talk to him about something, it seems to happen in my very next dream. DAMN YOU, PSYCHIC TWIN!!

      j/k <3

      Updated 02-21-2013 at 02:19 AM by 905

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      false awakening , non-lucid
    4. Moonstone (a semi-prescious lucid)

      by , 02-15-2013 at 02:30 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      This was a nonlucid. I was dreaming that I was watching a Lifetime movie about a gay guy on the football team that was getting bullied by the other football players. The one scene I remember involved a guy that looked like my friend Josh, and he was really antagonizing the gay player. But he was being SO mean and SO ruthless, that the other players began standing up for the little gay dude. They ended up all turning on "Josh." I think someone shot Josh because the movie ended with all the players standing around a body, who was spurting blood out of an artery wound in his neck with each heartbeat. Finally his eyes closed and the camera started to zoom out. Then Josh rolled over, as if to get into a more comfy position while dying, and I thought "This actor is baaaad. Die already goddamnit." Then, just when I expected the rolling credits, the guy gets up and starts walking around. At this point I deduce that it's the character's "spirit" getting up and getting ready to go to heaven/afterlife/whatever.

      I become quasi-lucid here, because I fly into the TV set. I decided I want to play an angel that escorts him to heaven. At this point is really IS Josh, and I fly down to him. He's on a beautiful bright beach, looks like Florida. I go up to him and say, "Welcome to heaven, Josh." He does a "teeheeeeeee" and turns into a little kid and runs off. I fly after him, then ahead of him and stop. Now it's my son, and we take eachother's hand and walk along the beach. The sand is covered with precious gems, it's really pretty. I bend over and pick up a really pretty white crystal, which has a rainbow like opalescence running through it. I hand it to Chris and tell him "This is a mooooonstone." I said it with an English accent for some reason lol. Then I woke up.

      I had a short FA later too, when Danny got up to get ready for work. As soon as he finished brushing his teeth, he opened the bathroom door and light spilled into the room. I covered my face with the blanket. Then I woke up, it was dark, Danny finished brushing his teeth, opened the door, light filled the room, I covered my face. I was really awake this time

      note: I say "quasi lucid" because I never really said "Whoopie!! I'm dreaming!!!" I just had control and knew it, but just kinda went with the already established setting and story.
    5. Karl

      by , 02-14-2013 at 01:51 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      Non lucid. I'm surprised I remember anything, I slept like crap and my stomach hurts.

      Anyway, Danny took me and Chris to come kind of science/history museum. Reminded me of the kind my ex, Karl, used to take me and Chris. So we're walking around the place, and I notice Karl walking past us. I barely caught eye contact with him before we went in opposite directions. Danny and Chris didn't seem to notice. (A little real life back story: after Karl and I broke up, I met Danny pretty quick and we hit it off quick. A bit later Karl wanted to get back together but I had already moved on. So there was some yuckiness there in the aftermath.) So we continue on walking and I hear footsteps behind us. Without turning around entirely, I peek on the ground just behind us, and I see Karl shoes. He's following us lol! There's a small theater just up ahead that's about to play some little Natural Geographic type short film. So the 3 of us file inside and grab some seats. Karl didn't appear to have followed us inside the theater.

      Later, I have to pee. So I leave the theater real quick to go find the bathroom. As soon as I open the theater door, Karl is RIGHT there. We literally collide and I start to fall over a bit. I grabbed onto Karl's shoulders for support, and am able to regain my composure. He had the most fucked up expression. I put my hand on his face and ask, "Are you alright Karl?" He didn't answer. I continued to the bathroom and he went who knows where. When I left the bathroom (I don't remember peeing or what I did in there lol), I started down the hall back to the theater. I passed Karl AGAIN going the opposite direction. I didn't make eye contact this time and we just kept going our opposite ways.

      Later on in the dream the 3 of us went outside where they had some nature trails. Something else Karl and I used to do alot together. I never saw him again.

      (The dream was a little emotionally powerful, based on how I feel the morning after. I believe the day residue that my brain pulled this dream for came from "How I met Your Mother." Danny and I were watching it last night. We saw the episode where Ted was avoiding that one doctor ex-gf. And what happens? They end up at a restaurant where she just happens to pop in. He's debating on confronting her etc because they're relationship ended kinda fucked up too. My dream reminded me of that episode, or maybe it was actually vice versa.)

      Updated 02-14-2013 at 01:55 PM by 905

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      non-lucid
    6. I Gotta Be a Christian Just to Give You a Damn Flower?

      by , 02-03-2013 at 05:59 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      I got lucky with this early WILD; I'm on vacation, and when I sleep in a strange place, I wake up alot and I sometimes get vibrations at 5 or 6 in the morning and don't have to wait to sleep in late. I've been vacationing so now I don't remember all the dream, but I'll record all the bits I remember.

      Anyway, I woke up from an almost nightmare (nonlucid). It was really abstract, but still scary somehow. It ended with me looking at some musical notations, and feeling scary vibrations. I woke up, and tried to recreate the vibrations. They weren't properly kicking in. Felt kinda like trying to start a car with little or no gas. Finally after 3 or 4 attempts, I initiated them again and said to myself "Focus focus focus focus..." Finally the engine turned over and I quickly imagined a scene with a sunrise. I opened my dream eyes and I think it was still the hotel bedroom. And it was really dark. I struggled with the blankets a little and got up very slowly. I was able to rub my hands together and just will myself to see better, which helped a little (what usually helps the most is to ignore all this sight drama and begin focusing on a goal and eventually things clear up).

      I went into the hotel bathroom and looked in the mirror. I looked like a creepy girl from one of those Japanese horror movies, like The Ring or something. It freaked me out a little, so to calm down I just acted the character. I growled and snarled at my reflection. I remember feeling my heart beat faster (don't know if it was my real heart or residue). I left the bathroom and don't remember what happened in those exact moments after.

      Next thing I remember I see a big glass window leading to a backyard that I don't recognize. Happy that I can see better, I go to the window and push through it I end up on the other side, and I see all these different flowering bushes. I think to myself "What the heck I'll try the basic task with the flower." I went to several bushes (I remember one with daisies and another with sweet william), but each time I got up close, the flower wilted and died before I could even pick one. The last bush I remember had big dark red blossoms on it. I picked one fast and it looked ok, not great, but passable. I turned around and saw that I was in a garden behind this little white house. An old indian man came out of the back door, and headed toward his sit-down lawn mower. Before he could start it, I said "Here ya go!" and handed him the rose. He said "I don't want it," and began mowing his backyard lawn. I kept following him and said "No you have to take it man, it's for the TOTM." Finally he took it, begrudgingly, and said, "It's all about you, isn't it? I bet you wouldn't even become a Christian." I lied and said, "No no, it's cool. I'll go to church with you I promise." And that's all I remember about that part.

      Later I remember going back inside, and ended up in the hotel bathroom again. My reflection looked just like me, and I remember playing around, making funny faces at myself, and thinking that this dream was really lasting a while. I couldn't think of anything else to do, so I just kept monkeying around in the bathroom
      until I woke up.
    7. Shadow the Wolf

      by , 01-24-2013 at 10:58 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      So this is the 3rd time I've had a nonlucid about this big black wolf. The last 2 dreams he saved me from trouble. This time, I thought he was going to attack me but he just wanted to play. I tried to think up a name for him in the dream, all I could come up with was Shadow. He's really a super dark charcoal gray, not really black.

      Anyway, I may add more later but, meh..
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      non-lucid , memorable
    8. New Found Control over WILDing

      by , 01-23-2013 at 10:50 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      I had me a bad ass experience early this morning. In a nutshell, I was able to purposefully induce WILD vibrations, instead of just happening upon them like I normally do. Then I incubated a scene (super quickly during those few seconds of vibrations), that was something OTHER than me in my bed in my bedroom. I remember what I did and I believe I can repeat it *fingers crossed* But first, the DILD I had prior to this WILD:

      It started out nonlucid, and all I remember is that I was jumping up and down in this really fancy pool at night time. There were some odd reliefs just behind the pool, carved out of a giant rock hill. They looked a bit like something off of Easter Island. Beautiful, well maintained gardens surrounded the pool. Anyway, everytime I jumped, I would come clean out of the water, then hover for a moment, then splash back down. The pool was only maybe 3 feet deep. Like the kind for doing laps. I must have become somewhat semi-lucid because I started wondering if I could create fireworks each time I jumped, like in the TOTM. I was able to do it, but they weren't really bright. I even said to myself, "This is a dream, so light and dark is just in your mind. Your eyes aren't real right now, so the fireworks will be brighter" Not much happened there, but the carved reliefs were becoming more and more sinister looking. I plopped back into the water, and fully realized "Hey I'm dreaming!" and then I woke up.

      I was lying on my right side, and felt the urge to roll over. I did partially, then decided to keep in the same position and try for a WILD. I did this indescribable thing that I always do to concentrate the vibrations once they start. But they hadn't started yet, I just kinda mentally went "fishing" for them, if that makes any sense. They came, but the first round was really weak. I tried again, and they flooded over me just like they normally do. Then I decided that in those few seconds, where I normally wait to "open my dream eyes" and start out the LD in my room, I tried to imagine another place. ANY other place. And I waited for it to form on my eyelids, and skip the whole "open eyes" thing, because I believe that's just a schema I created for myself, unintentionally. I saw some bright sunlight and a sparkly blue sky appear, and a window. A huge window, like the whole wall was window. With a little cushion seat. I was still lying on a bed in the same position though lol. But it was most definitely not my room, and I didn't recognize anything outside of the window. I got up slowly, and things were so vivid. I could hear the sound of me moving in the bed, moving the blankets, my skin scraping across the sheets. I wondered if I was hearing residual sounds of my real body moving around in the bed irl. So I proceeded slowly. I got to the window and looked outside: it was a sparkly day, with snow melting away from buildings and trees that were not familiar. Christmas lights hung loosely from some of the trees and bushes. I pressed my head to the window and moved through it. When I got outside, things changed It got darker (ffuu), but I just plodded along down the block. I walked past that SAME pool, which made me mad for some reason. "Really?!" I didn't want to revisit it. Those carvings still looked icky to me. I wish I had thought of the basic ski task though, since at least that water was shallow and I had already been in it. Oh well. I couldn't really think of much to do, and I was getting a bit randy anyway. I found a clothing shop with some women inside, so I went in...

      I'll regale the rest of that tale later, Chris is having a fucking melt down over the xbox right now. Stay tuned for part II: sex in the dressing room.

      So I'm walking past the dressing rooms in the shop, and I have successfully transgendered. I see a pretty woman in one dressing room, chatting with her mom. I ask the mom permission to have fun with her daughter. I'm feeling suddenly awkward, because I have my thing out, and I'm just holding it lol. No one seems to care, and I know it's just a dream anyway. I still couldn't help but feel a little weird about that haha. Anyway, I start taking her clothes off, when the store manager says we can't do it in the dressing rooms, so he directs us to the bathrooms. He said "Don't worry, they're right around the corner." I grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her into the bathroom. I plopped her on the long sink counter, and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I looked like me, but more college age. I was even wearing one of those stupid flannel shirts that I used to wear, and my hair and make-up were all done up nicely. Then I glanced down and there was my hand, holding my dick lol. I'll never unremember that image. I got her pants off, and got half-way through one thrust then woke up. Damn. Sex in front of a mirror would have been cool to watch. Haha oh well.
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      lucid , non-lucid , memorable
    9. 2 WILDS, a DILD and a Couple Tasks

      by , 01-10-2013 at 11:50 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      Had quite a morning. I had to close at work so I slept from 1:30am to 5:30am when Danny got up for work. I couldn't get to sleep because my fan wasn't working (I need the white noise). After I got Chris to school at 7:15am, it took maybe 45min before I finally got back to sleep.

      I woke up a little bit later because I swore I heard my daughter Nicole come home from school. I thought that she must have gotten sick and got a ride home. I heard her talking on the phone, and some doors open and close. Something didn't feel right though. I rolled over to listen more carefully in case I was imagining things, when I felt some super strong vibrations. I knew then that what I'd heard was auditory HH (I used to get those a long time ago). So I went with the vibes and slipped into an LD. I struggled with the blankets as I tried to get out of my bedroom. I wondered if I would see the DC version of Nicole, so I could ask her to guess a number from 1 - 100. I saw a really reduced version of her in the hall, coming at me fast! I pushed her away and went to the livingroom. I tried to call out to her to ask her the question, but my voice was paralyzed, shit. i tried again, but my vision faded and then woke up.

      When I woke up, I thought I could still here doors and stuff, weird. I felt vibrations again, so I thought COOL a second chance. This time I didn't even have to open my dream eyes. As soon as the vibrations washed over me, I could see my room through my eyelids, and the TV remote control was hovering above my nightstand. That was a new one for me haha. I got up more quickly and marched straight out the door. I saw a normal version of Nicole this time, but her glasses were different. I was about to speak, when I noticed my voice and eyesight failing again. I thought quickly, and turned to a lamp in our living room. As I went for the lamp, I said a mantra in my head: "Once you turn on this light, you WILL be able to see and you WILL be able to speak." I turned it on, and I could see. I picked it up (don't know why I did this), and pointed the light in Nicole's face, almost like one would shine a light on someone to interrogate them. I said easily, "I'm thinking of a number between 1 - 100, what is it?" I had preselected the number 42 in waking life, because I knew I would remember it in the dream. Nicole giggled and answered, "That's sorty new!" I laughed at her and the fact that her answer rhymed with 42.

      She went to her room and I went outside. I was thinking about trying the firework task while I was still dreaming. When I went out the door, I was standing on a foothill, over looking a trail that cut through a small forest. The trail ended at a body of water that was either the sea or a really large lake. There were wooden newel posts at the start of the trail. I picked up some dirt and leaves on the ground and placed them on the flat top of one of the posts. I willed a lighter to appear, and a little black cigarette lighter sat just to the right of my little pile. I imagined that when I lit it, it would shoot into the air and become fireworks. I lit it but nothing happened. No worries, I really just wanted to go down that trail hehe. It was dark but I wasn't scared. I noticed that the moon was just beginning to rise just to the east of the sea. It seemed to break through some kind of ice, or crystals. As it rose, I thought of that song "Walking Man's Road" from The Last Unicorn. So I started down the trail, singing the song as an invisible band accompanied me. As I walked and sang, little forest animals began walking along side me. When I got to my favorite line, a small black bear bit my hand. I removed my hand from his mouth easily, but I was mad that he interrupted my favorite part. I sang a couple more lines
      then woke up.

      I fell back to sleep after feeling more vibrations. The vibrations didn't lead to anything, and I began having a non lucid. I was at dinner party that looked like a wedding reception. It was outside, under one of those big white tents, with little white lights strung everywhere. I was sitting with 6 or 7 other guests at one of the round tables with white tablecloth, white napkins and white china and candles and a floral centerpiece. I was staring at a picture of a young man that the man next to me was showing me. He was telling me about him, when it suddenly dawned on me that I had JUST woken from a dream not moments ago. I thought how lucky I was to be having another lucid! Still the the fireworks task on my mind, I started taking random things from the table and stacking them together: a namecard holder, a fork, a napkin, and I can't remember what else. I looked up and noticed that there was a hole in the center of the tent that revealed stars and the night sky. I yelled at a passing waiter to bring me a lighter, but then I remembered that there were candles on the table. I lit my pile of stuff and waited. I said to the guests, "Hold on to your seats, this is gonna shoot up into the air!" It took a few moments, and I began to doubt. Then the pile shot up through the hole in the tent, and burst into tiny, cute little fireworks with several tiny "pop!" sounds. They sparkled and vanished for a few moments, right at the tent's opening. Of course I was hoping for a huge firework show, but I thought it was kinda cute that I managed to set one off that was more intimate, and appropriate for a reception setting. Then I went nonlucid or woke up, I can't remember.
    10. Tumor

      by , 12-14-2012 at 08:35 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      I had a non lucid where 2 girlfriends of mine who were lovers, adopted a baby. Either that or one of them got artificially inseminated, can't remember. Anyway, one of the girls bailed on the other, leaving her alone to raise the baby. So I moved in with her to help. I was basically the "dad" of the relationship, since I was the one working. Not meaning to sound sexist, that was just how the dream felt. Something looked wrong in the baby's eyes, so we took her to the doctor. He told us she had a brain tumor and they would have to operate. I felt like someone had torn out my stomach. I was raising this child as my own, so I felt like my life was over if she died. The tumor was right behind her eyes, so they were going to have to go in through her eyes somehow. I had a chair and table by the window, with a phone and little potted plant. I just sat there all day long, waiting to get updates on the surgery. I was too afraid to get up to take a shower, in fear of missing a call.

      Woke up with a bad emotional hangover.
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      non-lucid
    11. Burt

      by , 12-01-2012 at 07:40 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      I was at work 3 hours early, and it turned out that Burt Reynolds had an office upstairs and needed help sorting through and cleaning it up. So I went to help him. It was a royal mess in there, but he was just super happy to have the help. He kept annoying me and messing up my count.

      I was happy to find out that the bathroom was right by the office, and it was a beautiful tiled bathroom. But every toilet was overflowed with shit. I finally found a clean one, but just as I sat down, two giant turds surfaced. I flushed it then woke up.

      Non lucid. I had a BUNCH of lucids a few days ago that I'll post later now that I got my DJ working right again. Thanks to melanieb.
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      non-lucid
    12. Iron Chef Ophelia, and America's Wee-wee

      by , 11-14-2012 at 07:01 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      non lucids

      3 iron chef dreams in a row
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      non-lucid
    13. Lucid Academy!

      by , 10-29-2012 at 08:04 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      It was a nonlucid, but kinda cute.

      It was in New York, and basically you stay in dorms and take classes on everything revolving around lucid dreams. I was a professor, and one of my jobs was to check out the tiny, cramped dorm rooms in between semesters. I mean, these were tiny little things: as soon as you open the door, there was a toilet and bathtub to the left with a ltitle curtain to separate it from the right side of the room, where there was a desk built into the wall and 2 tiny chairs. Then about 2 feet from the ceiling was the sleep cubby, BARELY big enough for 2 people to sleep side by side. In every room I checked, the bathtub was really dirty. Like literally the last person to take a bath in it was covered head to toe in mud, then didn't rinse the tub. Kinda makes sense in retrospect: most members on DV are teenage boys, so most students here would be teenage boys and they never clean up after themselves haHA!

      The academy had some extracurricular activities, including band. The dream ended when an alumnus had composed a concerto for harp and orchestra, and we were all going to rehearse it. I didn't recognize a single person in this dream as being from DV though.
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      non-lucid
    14. Scott

      by , 10-24-2012 at 11:09 PM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      Scott. He just... ughh.

      Ok, so it's a regular customer at work. He's really cute but has virtually no personality. I guess I'm attrected to him anyway because I went way out of my way to help him with a special order once. And he even managed to smile! I geuss this "triumph" worked its way into my subC because here's how it went down this morning:

      It started nonlucid, where Scott was bringing challah from another store into whole foods, asking me if I would slice it there. In real life HELL NO because we'd get fined big time. But in the dream, I guess I was still being a kiss ass, so I said suuuuuuuuuuure. Then I woke up, started to fall asleep again, and pretty soon I had HH where I could see Scott come into the room, and then he got into bed with me. It was now a hotel bedroom. I was lucid for all this, but it was about to go nonlucid real quick. Anyway he said something, I forgot, then got behind me and spooned. I began to have some lucid plans for him, but I was getting too comfortable in that position. I think I just drifted off in the dream, then woke up into a nonlucid with Scott. He decided to date me because I sang opera, something like that. And he accompanied me to the hotel where I was staying before a big performance. The hotel room was fully equipped with a kitchen, and we were baking a chicked for dinner before heading to the opera house. We kept on getting delayed, and he was whining about my attire. He said we could go to the lobby and he would buy something nicer for me. I just rolled my eyes. We were too late to deal with the chicken, so we just left the roon and headed down the hall for the hotel elevator. He was right behind me, and put his hands on my shoulders gently as we were walking and said "You don't think I'll actually buy you anything, do you?" I said, "Oh I'm sure you will.. I don't care either way to be honest. You just want to have your image a certain way, and you want me to coordinate with you. I'll get my way another time." (DAMN I wish I had been lucid then, because I would have taken him north south east AND west in the elevator). We stepped into the elevator and continued the discussion. I could see our reflections in the mirror. Curse you mirror! When we got into the hotel lobby, it looked like a midwestern museum. Everything was made of animal pelts and shiny wood. We got to a counter and he saw belts. I know he did because he said "Oooo, belts." I was looking at something else, jewelry with opals in it I think, then woke up. Oh and I remember at some point, I had a one-month-old Chris that I was breast-feeding.
      Categories
      lucid , non-lucid
    15. Lance's Little Shop

      by , 10-12-2012 at 06:54 AM (Ophelia's Book O' Fun II)
      I had a nonlucid where Lance from work had a posh little shop in a richie mall. It was called "The Clinique Boutique". You needed an appointment to get in, but I managed to get a walk-in at the last minute. The store didn't look like a make-up store, rather a really pink, fluffy gay bedroom. But nice gay, like, expensive pink comforter from probably Neiman Marcus. So the way you bought make-up was to have this little consultation, sitting on the pink fluffy bed all school-girly like. He soaked me for $12 on a tiny jar of concealer.

      And I swear to god I woke up to Danny humping the bed, then waking himself up and making a "Ahhhhhhh" sound. But he doesn't remember it. Maybe HH? Wouldn't be that weird if I just HHed it, kinda like a FA, but it really really seemed real. Lol. I've been laughing all day every time I think about it!
      Categories
      non-lucid , false awakening
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