Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Had a DILD after WBTBing a few times.

I dreamed I was back at ETSU, in one of the apartment style dorms. I was talking to Elizabeth (who works in the sushi department where I work irl), and her husband. I've never met her husband irl, so he was being played by Luis, our dishwasher haha. Elizabeth was rocking in a rocking chair, and as I was talking to her, I noticed that half of her face was covered in a blue and purplish bruise! I said "Damn girl, what happened to your face?" And she just darted her gaze to Luis really quickly. I looked at him and said "WTF man?!" My membery was suddenly flooded with made-up memories of her having been beaten by him before. Luis just looked really sad and said "I'm so so sorry, I'll never do it again. I promise!!!" I felt so disgusted with both of them. Then he went to the bathroom, and she went to the kitchen, asking me not to leave. I just sneaked out and headed to my own dorm across the street. I was walking a bit brisk because I didn't want them coming out after me. I suddenly started to walk-hop, and as I did this, the hopping got higher and higher, until I was almost flying. I said "Hell yeah my ass is LUCID!" I was so happy haha. I just kept jump/hop/flying, and it felt so fun, and easy, and free. No vertigo at all anymore. I went into the dorm building and kept hopping, and I remarked to myself how incredibly bright and crystal clear everything was. Bright blue sky and puffy white clouds were visible through the windows. I looked at my hands, but they were actually kind of bloated and messed up, so I just ignored them. I was thinking what I could do next, and I thought I could either go back and beat up Luis, or find a mirror. Then it hit me "TOTM!!" I struggled to remember them but I just couldn't, I could only remember the mirror one from last month. Pissed me off so bad, because I wanted to USE the mirror to go to an alien planet, I just couldn't remember it. Then I thought I could just summon a computer and go look it up on DV, but I didn't want to waste my lucid time fumbling with keys and such, so I just said screw it and went for a mirror. There was one conveniently hanging on the dorm wall, just big enough to probably poke my head through. I put my face on the cold glass, and it immediately softened and let my head pass through. The scene opened into the back of the dairy case from work. Oddly enough, the sushi department had moved in there, because it was a large cooler basically. And one of the seafood department guys was in there, making salmon rolls. They have this sauce made of mayonnaise, chili sauce, and tiny little fish eggs, and he was squirting it on the rolls. Instead of using a ketchup squeeze bottle like they do irl, he was using one of those aerosol squirt cans, like the kinds that Easy Cheese comes in. He saw me and asked if wanted some. I said "Hell yeah, and don't bother with a tasting spoon, I'll just open my mouth and you can just squirt it in my mouth!" So he gave me a big old squirt of sushi sauce, and it was gooooood... I could even feel the little eggs pop between my teeth. I said "See ya" and popped my head back out. I went into this breakroom looking area down the hall from the mirror, and noticed I had some how acquired 2 ears of perfectly cooked corn-on-the-cob. I took a few bites, and it was soooooooo good. Then I thought about going back to Elizabeth's dorm and beating the crap out of her husband, but I just wanted 2 more bites. Then ok, just one more. Damn this was some good corn. Then I stopped, and said "Oh shit." And woke up. I felt it 2 seconds before it happened.

I really enjoyed this lucid. It had decent length, awesome control, and clarity. I just got distracted by food haha. What a pig.