stevendoig

Been away - the Scottish referendum results plus a holiday meant I wasn't in the mood I've been keeping a note of my dreams at home, but not practising any reality checks etc - which made last nights lucid dream VERY unexpected! Wid ye like tae hear aboot it??

NON LUCID - Beside a field full of unfamiliar ducks, an American man came up to the gate and started feeding them, this cheesed off the American landowner who was right nearby astride a massive Clydesdale Horse. - This led directly to a room I was staying in with my parents and my wife and my sister and her man. My auld man said 'Oscar Wilde' is coming roond' to which I said 'Aye he's no deed' and the room chuckled as I attemped to climb the settee for whatever reason. I then heard visitors approach and hid under a chair. I then settled down and a tall woman came in. She had a pot of clear ointment which she gave to my wife and she rubbed on her face. The same woman handed me a pot with what looked like soup, I made to drink it, she shouted something in a foreign tongue and poured it over my hair - it stunk! Suffice it to say a wee while later 'Oscar Wilde' appeared, this was a short dumpy lassie in a mans shirt who proceeded to do a vague very unerotic burlesque style performance which in no way was worth the £102 I noticed it cost on an invoice I had in front of me. She climbed on top of me and started tickling me, and I slid off the chair in hysterics. There was then an argument with the other woman regarding two empty cardboard boxes.....
I woke up , and for the first time, succesffully re - entered the scenario! I felt like I'd had a dream of the dream about Oscar Wilde, but anyways. I asked my mither where the heel she found those two - she said she was struggling to get me abirthday gift , but they were recommended by a pair of gay men, who thought they were ok, but crude. I then remembered I needed to ID the ducks from earlier and grabbed my RSPB book, which was packed full of rubbish instead of what I was looking for. I think I went lucid for a split second, as I realised it was pointless looking further because the birds were in a dream...

Still non lucid

Watching classic Doctor Who with William Hartnell. He had fallen in the water and was in a daze. Ian Chesterton was worse. Hartnell dragged him to a cliff face, he decided to climb it then pull Ian up for some reason the stupid bugger. Then I was there... The Doctor handed me his coat , which was a very heavy wool, he then reached out to Ian and lost his balance and fell into the water and that was the cliffhanger on a freeze frame.

I KNOW DOCTOR WHO FAR TOO WELL _ YE CANNY KID ME!

I immediately said 'That has never happened in Doctor Who - this is a dream!!' (then I squashed the scar on my hand for good measure)' - As I was saying this the Doctor & Ian were standing looking at me with very guilty expressions..

BINGO - LUCIDITY!!

This was great and so completely unexpected that I adopted a carefree cocky attitude for the duration of the dream which I estimated lasted five mins. I turned slightly to my left , there was a traditionally attired chauffer standing next to a black LIMO. He said 'Congratualtions - get in' I said 'I'm assuming i'm getting company?' 'Of course ........Melanie!'
A slim lassie with black hair and brown eyes came running up to the car and sat next to me - id never seen her before in my life. I could feel the dream slipping so I stared at my hands. My vision went almost completely and I thought to myself that the dream was going to be a bit poor if I was blind. Melanie said 'What are you doing?' - 'Oh , just looking at my hands' - ths brought me back.
I noticed suddenly two lassies had appeared in the front seat. They had purple hats on, One of them had blond hair, dark eyebrows and a round face. I tried to engage her in conversation but she was just repeating a complete load of rubbish over and over so I gave up after a few tries. I then told the driver to pull over as we were at - 'The best place in the world - once I decide what it is'

We got out the car, it was some woodland and a loch. Melanie was standing beside me, i grew quite attached to her after such a short time - i hope i meet her again! To our left was a building that's sold coffee - Perfect I thought coz i always said next time i was lucid i would have a cuppy as it might help me to remember dreams when i have one the next morning - we entered the building and there was a dunkin' Donuts - hm classy!
We joined the queue for goodness sake and i wasted precious lucidity trying to decide what i wanted to drink, then i woke up,

Dead chuffed though!