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Short list of what happened (I'll try to explain in better detail later):

I was looking in the mirror and had a beard.

Jon wore a purple shirt that comes above his chest. It looked ridiculous. He said he got it from the laundry.

Jon and Dakota were in the kitchen, as was I, when I seen Mama coming up the drive-way from the window. She tossed a small box at me that had something to do with two languages that was going to be Jon's Christmas present. He tried to get it because he didn't know what it was, but I managed to hide it from him.

Note: This is a school day, so I only really have time to make this basic. I'll come back later on and describe this in more detail.

In the English class, and the first paragraph of the essay was not due, and instead we were meant to do something else . . . something to do with commas. There were two whiteboards that the teacher was writing on, and she told us she wanted us to make sure we wrote in cursive.

She had put a "top 10 students" for that class, and I was the third. Girl from my old high school was number two, and then a boy that I sit beside (who's actually kinda bad at writing) was number one. I remember the girl from the old high school was putting an answer or something on the board.

Then I was back home, but we (my mother, Dakota, Jon, and I) all lived in this other place, not sure where. Dakota had a new phone, and he was trying it out in the lunch room/kitchen. We ended up finding the bread rolls and eating a few.

Mama was talking on the phone to one of her friends--or perhaps in person to someone else--about how she had always hated the thought of imaginary friends. They had always made her uncomfortable, and I knew for sure I could never tell her about Augustus, my tulpa (not that I had particularly wanted to, anyway). Augustus was standing beside me, but of course I was the only one to see him.

[There is a point in the dream, right here, where I feel like more stuff was going on but I cannot remember what it was.]

I was trying to eat me a snack before Dakota and Jon got home from their trip to their mom's/cousin's/whoever's, and I know that the snack I was trying to eat was a sandwich. I think it had two balogna slices on there and a lot of mayo--or at least that's all I can remember. I ate it in the kitchen by the microwave and watched as dozens of roaches scurried every which way. I heard their car doors close outside but didn't try to hide the sandwich, and then they came in.

Mama was sitting on the couch in the living room and listening to "our" adventures at the place they had went to. Apparently Dakota and Jon had taken "me" with them (though I didn't remember that at all--was it a clone, perhaps, or had I just sort of "switched" into a new dream character?). They said that Dakota's mom and her boyfriend had started off cool and said that they were going to make Halloween "all about me," [as in me, and not her--I'm not sure why Halloween would be all about me haha] but after that they just sort of left and did their own thing. Apparently everyone there was pretty crappy, too, and Mama said that she could tell everyone there just sucked.

Later on, the two of them were in my bedroom, and I think they were about to smoke pot. They opened my door and set a chair at the entrance, and then proceeded to try to barricade us in by placing numerous blankets on there (including the small red one that they had used in real life for a while, and my black one with white and gray). In hindsight it didn't make sense; why do that when you could just close the door?

Dakota and Jon were talking about a television show that they had seen over at the place they had been. It was apparently based off a bunch of kids at a law school and lasted an hour long. The acting sucked--or at least that's what I thought they were getting at. They said "the gays sucked, the lesbies sucked, the trannies sucked, everybody sucked." Despite that, Dakota had apparently attempted to watch all of the episodes, but he was only able to catch one.

Romeo sort of crawled under the blankets and chairs that blocked off my doorway from the hallway, and when Dakota seen that and looked at him he said, "I like it when Romeo walks around like he cares about himself," or something like that.

I remembered that I also dreamed Dakota and I were playing Spyro: The Year of the Dragon. I wish there was something else I could recall, but there isn't anything.

Unfortunately my phone has decided to mess up, so I didn't have an alarm. I woke up too late in the day (which was actually just eight-something), the sun was too bright, and so I couldn't take a nap to have a lucid dream. :/

I don't remember much at all, except a bunch of cops were in front of the trailer. They weren't there as cops, though--or at least I don't think they were.

Later on, Dakota, Jon, and I were walking up a hill of a cemetery. It was at night.

After writing down the dreams from earlier I took a nap. Note: The dreams from earlier happened in five hours, and the nap occurred ninety minutes later.

I don't suppose that I have been working hard enough to set a lucid dream intention, because even though I had a LD it was disappointing, in a way. Almost because of my nightmarish personality in it, and not because I didn't get done what I wanted to (I can do that good stuff tomorrow).

I'm not sure how I became lucid; all I know is that I was in the dream and just was. In the dream my mother, Dakota, and Jon all lived together (which is correct). I was in my bedroom doing . . . something, but then the rest of them all went with one of Mama's co-workers for their birthday party. When they were leaving out I looked out a window and Dakota had nailed a fake book to his finger (it was like a piece of jewelry, so imagine it like a very little book that was a ring) and wrote a long message on the ground. I don't remember what it was, but I remember that Jon was telling him he should probably be really careful to make sure that the "ring" didn't get infected.

When they were gone I proceeded to choke a cat. Seriously. The poor kitty was terrified but I kept going . . . and then when I guess it just got too scared for me and I felt guilty I turned it into my own dog and kept holding him. He was scared, too, but I kept trying to hold him and comfort him. It worked a little bit, but not much.

I believe it was at that point when I wasn't quite sure if I was dreaming anymore. I knew all of that had been real, but I wasn't sure if I had woken up. The more I walked around, however, the heavier I felt, and the more convinced I became that I was indeed still dreaming.

I went back into my room to put on a skirt so I could be a whore outside ???????, but instead I went into the girl's bathroom. It was fairly big and was more like the kind of bathrooms that schools and Wal-Mart have. There was a sign at the door that was written to parents about their children acting up, but I didn't pay too much attention. My mother called me, and so I woke up.

(Continued.)

Dream 4: It's the end of the world again, but this time I'm Remus Lupin. I think I'm/he's a bit younger than what he is usually presented as--perhaps in the twenties. It was, once again, the apocalypse, but it was a planned one. Everyone had a choice as to how they would die or leave Earth. I remember that at one point when I went outside I looked up to see a huge floating restaurant, with bright lights and expensive food. A triple-decker bus then flew by and picked several of the people there up and then flew away, but a strong wind (or a tornado in the air, or a black hole, or something or another) then knocked the rest of the people off, and then I could see the bus following them not far behind.

I ran off and into the main part of town, where I could see several different shops and houses. Many of them were from Harry Potter, and others were from the real world. I think I was scouting around, but I can't be too sure.

The dream then changed positions for just a bit, and I was me again watching Dakota play Final Fantasy IX. I don't remember much about it, except he was in a grassy place and every time someone talked he would listen, unless it was from one of the "extra" characters, such as the knights and servants of the main characters.

I was then back to being Remus, except instead of my hometown I was on the streets of London. I felt like it was a game (how is this a game, really? <--- look, I was almost questioning things!) that allowed me a lot of freedom. I remember seeing one shop that had two others, including a lemonade stand and a Davrish and Banges.

This is continued from the previous entry!

Dream 3: My dog was a fluent speaker and he and I often had conversations, so long as he was sure that we were the only ones there. Now I can't remember what we would talk about, but I do remember that I never told anyone, even though I really wanted to. You see, my dog could talk because he was actually Kevin Bacon, a tulpamancer [I don't know.].

One time the two of us (my dog and I) went to a cathedral and spoke for a really long time, but then some church-goers that were somewhat older came in and seen us. They didn't hear him talking, but they did pull up something or another that was supposed to tell me how I really feel (or something; I really can't remember this point very well). One older man was confused, but a middle-aged woman, who I think was my old school's librarian, told him that I was "always like this" and not to worry about it.

I finished whatever they wanted me to do, went out--and then I think I went back in, because the things that happen next happened in a cathedral; no one was there, though.

Romeo and I were talking again, but this time Jon and Dakota came in the door. I suppose I could no longer hold the secret after years of doing so well, because I got Jon to the side and explained to him that I talked to my dog--frequently. He got this wide-eyed look about him and proceeded to tell me that "It's okay, everyone's insane about something." I tried to get him to believe that I wasn't crazy and that Romeo really could talk. Jon seemed to believe me, but I really couldn't be sure. Shortly thereafter Dakota came to join us so we could tell him. I explained to him further that Romeo was actually Kevin Bacon, and he seemed to accept that.

You guys, I'm really disappointed my dog can't talk. XD

Dream 1: I dreamed something about either the car crash I had the other day, or something to do with it.

Dream 2: It was the end of the world, and I was Harry Potter. The dream seemed to take place at my old school, and it was at night. We (students, teachers, Order of the Phoenix, etc.) had just defeated someone--presumably Voldemort and the Death Eaters. This was a much more wide-spread defeat, however, and there were quite a few Death Eaters that had gone to our side. At one point we were all running across the school, and some were hopping in their cars. We all had to meet up over there to "finish the job." I seen Lucius Malfoy, who had been one of the people to join us, running, yelling, "I can't believe he didn't believe me!" He said it joyfully.

Remus Lupin was a distance behind him in his car, and he was also happy. He slowed down as he came to me and said, "I've asked at least twenty-one people if they're really on our side." He then asked me if I wanted to catch a lift with him.

"Nah man, I'm just gonna run," I said (keep in mind that this is Harry Potter, also).

I did run. Fairly fast. Just under thirty miles-per-hour.

There was definitely more to this dream than I can remember.

I know that we (Dakota and I) were outside of the trailer park. The place seemed to be a bit more popular than what it actually is, and I think the vice principal of my old high school was in the trailer closest to the road. He was sitting out at the side, on his porch (which doesn't actually exist) when we walked by. I remember that the stars seemed to be doing something strange . . . I believe there was a very detailed constellation of a little girl in the general area that Orion is at these mornings.

I'm sure that we were causing some manner of mischief, but I don't know what.

After that, at some point I was on either this site or tulpa.info, and someone (a member called Fede, I believe) was talking about lucid dreaming.

Side note: I'm very glad that I dreamed about lucid dreaming! Even though I'm really only shooting for LDs during the weekends, I'll be more than happy to have them on the weekdays, too. I had four hours of sleep, so perhaps I should take note of that.

There is little I can remember about my dream, unfortunately, and it doesn't help that I decided to wait for a while before writing it down. That being said, I do remember Dakota in my dream, and my mother--she had just had another child. We talked to her for a short while before turning to another girl that I sorta-kinda (but not really) used to be friends with, and she had a child as well.

Later on I was taking a shower, but when I was finished and opened the curtain I realized that the door to the bathroom was wide open. A Japanese man named Nekomata was standing in the room across from the bathroom, staring. At first I didn't realize what his problem was, but then I remembered that I have boobs and quickly tried to cover them up with a towel.

Dream I:

There's very little that I can remember from this dream, but Dakota and I were at another house. I believe that we lived there together. Anyway, there was a fire up above--it's very difficult to explain, but we could see the fire because it was like the first level of the house had a porch and so did the second, and you could see the second porch from down on the first. There was even a ladder to get to it. As I was saying, there was a fire up top, and when he and I noticed we began working to extinguish it. It was very isolated, though, and although we knew it could spread it wasn't at the time. I believe we did end up getting rid of it.

Dream II:

Either I was playing a video game or the dream was like a video game, because the objective was to save the king by defeating these levels.

Throughout the dream I was somewhat conscious of my tulpa, Augustus, and I think I was wishing that I knew someone else who had a tulpa of their own. That being said, I couldn't afford much attention to Augustus because I was a knight for His Majesty, and it was imperative that I be the person to reach and save him before the others.

Most of the levels were very easy, because although the enemies were shooting at me I was protected in some sort of vehicle, and therefore I was able to kill them off before they were able to do the same to me. On the last level, however, I was without any form of protection, and so they shot me several times. I died, but I kept trying again (which is why I think of this as a sort of video game) until I finally shot and killed all of them.

Then, finally, I was near the king. He was at a Chunin Exams sort of place, and all of us (the knights) jumped out and tried to reach him first. I know that the rest of them were Naruto characters, but the only one I definitely remember was Tenten, who was dressed in more of a masculine style from the Renaissance era.

She got to him first and somehow stopped the oncoming attack--I don't remember how. I remember that the king--who was a bit pale, with sort of longish hair that came to his shoulder blades--looked bewildered, totally confused. I remember feeling a bit of fear, because I wasn't the one who got to him first (what would he do with me?). But the king was just fine and amiable, and he did not hate anyone for not getting to save him. I suppose he was too grateful for Tenten to be hateful!

After that, Tenten and I hung out a bit. I knew that she said she had a tulpa, but I wasn't sure if I believed her. I remember her cooking for me, though; I think she was trying to show me how to make something. Fire rose from the pan, and I had the distinct impression that her tulpa was right behind her, and I believed her.

I stand before a mighty king, surrounded by his advisers. We are all in front of a small wooden building, surrounded by strong stone walls, all sitting atop a tall plateau in the middle of a desert. There is a woman next to him who appears to be some sort of necromancer. I talk to her, and am able to receive visions of exactly what the surrounding area looks like. It seems to work by flying my field of view radially outward in a straight line at any angle I wish. I spy to the West, and see not much but sand. Snapping back to myself, I do it again, but a little South-West this time, and see a giant cave, with a huge demon beast guarding it, and some sort of portal inside. There are smaller demons surrounding him, and the whole area sits in a large crater with a tall ridge around it.

Suddenly, I am teleported to the edge of the sandy crater. Terrified of these demons, they are much stronger than I am, and I have no ability right now to fight them, I try not to get too close. Still curious about what else is around here, I look around, and peer over the top of the crater's edge. A giant half boar, half human creature wielding an axe spots me, and starts jogging in my direction. I turn to run, and see the woman who summoned me here just floating ahead of me, about 10 ft above the hot sand, smiling with a mischievous grin as she watches me run for my life. She gets the attention of a few giant animated skeletons, and sends them to attack me as well.

"Clearly, we have been deceived by her, as she is helping these demon creatures more than us." I think, as I run for my life back toward the stronghold. She morphs me into a wolf so I can run faster, but then casts a spell on me, that slows me down even more so than I was going before. Cackling with her head back as she does so, she slowly floats behind me, amused by my struggle. Still determined to make it to safety, I push on, and will myself to still be faster than my pursuers.

It works, and I manage to climb up a rocky cliff next to a waterfall, out of reach of the skeletons and boar thing. They don't seem to want to climb at all. The waterfall is coming from a river that flows through the stronghold, so this is a potential entry point to a safer location. I sense that my mom would want me to just climb back down, and use the side entrance gate, but that seems too risky with those beasts down there. Plus, this looks like an easy climb. I see that there is a 2 ft wide ridge, one side - a raging waterfall, the other side - a steep plummet to death. Stakes being a little high, I play it safe, and crawl forward on all fours, hugging the ridge as I make my way up.

The going gets much steeper, and I have to climb more than crawl. Still pretty easy though. Then, without warning, the waterfall surges strongly, overflowing the side of the cliff bank that I'm climbing on - nearly knocking me off. I pull a few boulders loose as I struggle to hang on, and hear them crash down the cliff, breaking other rocks away as they fall. The surge dies down, and I climb onward. One hand in front of the other, I pull myself up the edge. The incline lessens to about 60 degrees from horizontal as I near the summit. Right when I feel like I've made it, another massive surge comes out of no where, stronger than the last. I hold on to what seem like strong hand holds, but they pull loose from the ground. My footing also breaks loose as the water pushes me back. Determined to make it, I push my hands deep into the sand, up to my forearms, and hold myself in place.

The water, now covering me up to my shoulders, I feel very precariously stuck in this spot. Barely able to keep from being pushed down to my death, if I life a hand or a foot to make any forward motion, I will not have enough traction to keep myself in place against the force of the water. A woman in the stronghold sees me, and runs to get help. Two young kids walk up to me. They look like they're between 4 and 6 years old. The girl is dressed in a red dress, and the boy is wearing all blue. They just look at me calmly and smile from the grassy flat plateau just above me.

I feel my grip start to move in the sand, and know that help won't be here in time. I kick myself forward, using just my calves, and claw by just flexing my fingers, and in this way, painfully make slow forward progress. But it works! Another big wave of water hits me, but I continue to crawl forward and make it, cresting the ledge to safety.

The kids immediately take the form of West Highlander White Terrier dogs. They wear vests of the same color they had on before: the girl in red, the boy in blue. I recognize them now as enlightened beings, and thank them for helping me find the strength to survive and make it to safety. I hug the boy, and he bites me in the face, one of his teeth pulling at my right eyelid! I recoil, turning away and stepping back. I hug the girl dog, and she is much nicer, wags her tail, and licks me. I pet the boy dog, and he tries to bite me again. I don't understand why yet, but I still know they're enlightened beings and are helping me in some way, even if I can't understand it yet.

I walk up to the main stronghold area to where the king was before, and find him talking to the woman from earlier. He seems to now be aware that she is a spy, but is planning to use her for scouting the nearby terrain anyway. He tells her that she must explore the Southern and South-Eastern coasts of the huge island we are on. I watch as he gestures to the particular areas on an animal skin map, that is divided into named zones. As he gestures to it, new zones appear. He tells her, "Also, make sure you go South, to Dakota. Not South-Dakota, but New-Dakota, which is just North of Dakota." On the map, a glowing green line of light appears, outlining two new Dakota areas, one of which is then labeled as "New Dakota".

I just woke from a nice, vivid, string of lucids. This is the best quality string I have put together since I got back into practice, by far. Hope you enjoy...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 186: Kodiak Attack
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 3
around 9:00pm
DILD

Category - Horror/Action


First thing I remember is being at my house. Wes J calls me and we start talking on the phone. About midway through the conversation, he is at my house and we are no longer on the phone. I give him the tour of my house and my cat (Miyu) violently attacks his hand. I suggest that she smells other animals on his hand and he proceeds to put lotion on them. We walk outside (onto the back deck) and I begin to telling him about this massive spider web that I saw earlier. Suddenly, I notice there is a canopy overhead made of spider web. It is thick and seems to house quite a few spiders. I quickly jumped off the side of the deck and backed far away from it. I could feel my heart pounding in fear of the spiders. I have arachnophobia. I see Wes grab the canopy-like web on the deck and pull it down. He then begins shaking it and spiders are falling out onto the yard. I said "F*** this!" and took off running around the house, dodging/ducking under several different spider webs and entered the front door. I walked through the house to the sliding glass door, which leads to the deck.

The deck was now spider free, so I joined Wes outside. Apparently my mother was now at my house and she told us that she had saw a bear outside. We noticed there were several dogs running around the back yard. As the dogs ran around, they slowly began to resemble a black bear. After a bit, there were three very small black bears running around my yard. I wondered where the momma bear was. Suddenly, a large black bear emerges from the nearby forest. It walks over to its cubs and then quickly jerks its head in our direction. I immediately told everyone to run inside. The bear came barreling toward the deck. I was about to enter when I noticed my mother was still outside and couldn't make it in before the bear. I left the door open and ran to the end of the deck. I whistled at the bear (the same way I whistle at my cat in real life, lol). It came walking up to me in a slow, dramatic manner. It snarled its teeth as I motioned for mom to get inside. She ran up behind the bear and entered the house. I immediately jumped off the back deck (the highest point of the deck). I figured the bear wouldn't follow so easily. As soon as I landed I looked up and saw the bear, which had now turned into a giant Kodiak Grizzly, leap off the same way I did. I turned and hauled ass. It caught up to me and I managed to grab the back of its neck with one hand. I kept my arm locked and pushed back as I ran in hopes of delaying my capture.

I suddenly got an idea and began scratching the bears neck. It seemed to like it. We slowed down to a walk and I scratched the bears neck and patted it on the head. It was holding out its tongue like a dog and seemed to be enjoying the attention. I walked him around to the front of the house and began petting him and playing a little. I said, "Ok, meet me around back!" I acted like I took off around one side of the house and he barreled happily around the other. As soon as the bear turned the corner, I whistled and said, "Ok, now is the time!" A group of ghostly dogs (not the lunar wolves) came running to my aide. There were lead by my deceased golden retriever/chow chow mixed dog, "Dakota." I ran inside and out to the back deck once again. I watched an epic battle between the towering grizzly and the pack of dogs. The grizzly dominated most of the fight, but the dogs managed to get him rolled over on his back. Dakota swiftly leapt to the bears neck area and tore out his throat. Blood spewed like a fountain as the bear struggled for a few moments and then collapsed. I had been commentating the whole fight and I began scream cheering/commentating the end like it was a last second, super bowl touchdown for the win.

A few moments later I walked by the computer and a beam shot out and began transferring me to inside the computer. I knew I was being transported to the same world as Tron. I thought, "Wait a second! Transferred to Tron's world?" I slowly began to feel lucidity coming on. Finally, I reached up my hand and performed a nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming. I was being pulled into a strange place by a tractor beam. I eventually stopped in a neon world similar to Tron's level in the game Kingdom Hearts 2. Several neon glowing robots attacked. I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade (the snakes weren't wrapped around it as it seemed to not be fully powered up). I slashed through the robots and ran down a long neon corridor. I was looking for Tron. I called out his name a couple of times and eventually found him laying face down in a cell. I cut open the bars and helped him to his feet. I asked him what happened and he asked me if I was a "user." I told him I was and he told me that we had to get out of here because Sark had started the self-destruct sequence. He lead the way as we battled through some more robots. There was a giant set of black stairs. We ran up them and jumped into the glowing light that hovered above them. I heard explosions going off behind us as we entered into the light.

I landed on solid ground and everything around me was white. Slowly a scene started to fade in and I was back in my house with Tron. He thanked me for saving him and I told him he could thank me by joining my empire. He shook my hand and agreed to join us. Tron becomes Star #5, the Program Star. I told him to follow and we would head to the castle. I dove headfirst out of the sliding glass door. The door popped off the house clean and intact. I landed on the deck and leapt off. We began running down the street when the dream began to fade. I immediately decided to DEILD...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 187: To the Castle
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I was back in the my living room. Tron was nowhere to be seen, so I figured he had went on ahead to the castle. I exited through the back door of my house. Dakota (my deceased dog) was floating/running around the yard. I whistled for him and he floated up to me and licked my face. I told him that I wanted him to join our empire. He could command his ghost dogs alongside Seine and his lunar wolves. I've decided to call them the "Canine Legion." I told him to meet me at the castle. He nodded, sniffed the air, and then disappeared. Acquired star #6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star. I turned and leapt over my house and landed on the front porch. I vaulted high into the air, performed a back flip and slammed down onto the hood of my car (Hancock style). The car smashed into the driveway and glass shattered around me. The glass came from nowhere because all the windows in my car were still in perfect condition. I decided to look for Kate before I headed to the castle. I took flight and flew up to the clouds. I was flying through cloud after cloud. The clouds felt and smelled exactly like when you put your face up to a vaporizer (if you have never done that...DO IT...it is f***ing awesome, lol!). I dipped below the clouds in search of Kate, but I was too high up. I attempted to fly closer to the ground, but the ground suddenly changed into the sky. I was afraid to land because I didn't know where I would end up. After a moment or two, the ground turned back normal again. Once again I attempted to get closer to the ground, but it changed into the sky. I looked above me and saw the ground was overhead. It was really quit trippy. I rotated over to flying on my back and I was instantly flying normal with the ground below me. I approached the ground once more and it changed into the sky. I decided to land anyway. I landed on a cloud which was more like fog. The ground below me was solid and as I walked, it slowly turned into a foggy marsh-like area.

I began calling out for Kate. My voice echoed in a rather creepy manner. The sky was now almost a brown color and I was walking along some rolling hills. It was pretty windy. I walked up on a group of people who were animated. They were children and didn't resemble Kate at all. I called her name out again and saw another group of people. I noticed a brunette standing among them and knew it was her. As I approached I noticed she was animated as well (reminded me of the animation used in the film, "Waking Life"). She was absolutely beautiful though. I hugged her and told her to take us to the castle. She took my hand and we took flight together. She was no longer animated and she was wearing a short dress. The wind blew up the back of her dress as we flew and I could see her perfectly round ass. I placed my hand on it and gently squeezed. I said, "I f***ing love your ass!" She laughed playfully and continued to fly. I separated her legs just a bit so I could see those perfect lips (if I ever met a girl irl with a pussy THAT perfect, my face would be in it all day!). I got a hard on looking at her. I then position myself up behind her and placed "myself" between her thighs. There was no insertion...she just straddled my cock (my hard-on was apparently much larger than it should have been ). I wrapped my arms around her waste, as she rode me like a witch on a broomstick. We flew for a while before crashing into the roof of a building.

It was a surprisingly smooth crash. We were in a large shopping mall (it looked like we had landed in a JC Penny store). Kate told me that she needed to buy some things for the castle. I told her that she could just meet me there later. I first bent her over the glass sale counter and inserted myself. I only performed 4 or 5 thrusts and then stopped. I told her the rest was waiting for her at the castle. I kissed her for a bit and then flew out of the hole we had made in the roof. My father was now with me and he was leading the way to the castle. He was flying very slow, btw. Eventually we landed in a neighborhood and dad proclaimed that we had arrived at the castle. I looked around, but only saw a log cabin, a convenient store, and a Rite Aid. He then lead me behind the log cabin and I saw the stone castle. It wasn't very big for a castle. In Suikoden, the castle starts small and grows as new members are recruited, so I figured this piece of shit castle was perfect. It was about the size of a large house. I entered and made my way up to one of the lookout towers. The wooden steps that lead to the tower creaked as I ascended. I looked out and noticed there was a McDonald's behind the castle as well. I began looking for everyone else.

First I called out to Tron and searched the house until I finally found him. Next, Kate was easy to find and I told her to go fetch Gaia from her room (which worked perfectly). Gaia was wearing a completely see-through gown and I resisted the urge to have my way with her right there. (As we traveled around the house, I kept an eye on everyone, so they wouldn't be lost or change to someone else). We climbed some stairs to the third floor of the castle and exited onto the outside platform area. I whistled and looked out toward the woods. After a few moments Seine walked out of the woods and flew up to us. I sent him back to fetch Dakota. I had to whistle again after a bit and several canines (wolves and dogs) came out of the woods (about 7 in all). Seine and Dakota was among them (I assumed the others were important pack members). I looked around at my group and was actually quite impressed I was able to summon them all together like this. I then began discussing future expansion plans. I said we would destroy the McDonald's first, but Tron suggested that we just invade the McDonald's and make it a part of the castle. He claimed that 1$ double cheeseburgers was a hard deal to beat. I agreed. I then asked if anyone knew of a good builder/construction person who we could recruit, but the dream began to fade before I got an answer. I decided to DEILD once again...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 188: The Lemon Pledge Star
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 5
DEILD

Category - WTF


...I was still in the castle, but on the 1st floor. I stood up and stabilized the dream (which was crystal clear and didn't really need it). There were several people sitting at a table behind me. There was a guy with a long red beard, the sumo sized guy from the movie "Shallow Hal," and actor, Bill Hader. I remembered Bill's opening scene in the movie, "Pineapple Express," so I reached in my pocket and felt around until I found a blunt. I pulled it out and smoked it with all of them. About halfway in, I was feeling super baked. I heard a noise behind me and saw someone climbing in through the window. It was actor, James Woods. He was singing a song that made fun of Henry Winkler. He seemed to be extremely drunk. I passed him the blunt, he paused from his singing, hit the blunt, and then began singing the song again. I can't remember the lyrics, but they had me geeking in the dream. I finally got him to stop singing and sit down at the round table with us.

I looked at Bill Hader and said, "When did you guys get here?" He looked a little nervous and said, "Well the front door was open, so I figured we would crash here. I told the hot chick at the counter that our band was looking for a place to stay." I asked him what his band was called. he told me they were a traveling band that went by the name, "The Nameless Band." I laughed and asked where the name came from. He said, "We couldn't think of a name, so we decided to be nameless." I fired up four blunts and started passing them between the five of us. I told the band that they could stay in the castle and be the house band for my empire. I Bill accepted the offer and become star #7, the Rock Star. James Woods said he wanted to join as well. I asked, "So, what can you do for us James Woods?" He replied, "Well, I like to clean stuff. Like this room...I would love to clean this room." Clearly, James Woods was tripping balls! He continued, "I know! I could be the head maid here." I laughed and told him that it was a deal...as long as his entourage included hot female maids. James Woods became star #8, the Lemon Pledge Star.

A few moments later the light cut out in the room. James Woods got scared and said ghosts would get him. I yelled at him, "Don't say shit like that in a dream you imbecile!" I pushed the ghost thoughts out of my head and attempted to turn on the light switch. It didn't work. I looked at James Woods and said, "Your first duty Mr. Maid...fix that light." He asked where the bulbs were and I called him an idiot and told him to fix it with dream control. He then held out his hand and turned the light back on. A few minutes later the back porch light cut off. I walked out and attempted to fix it myself. I saw a small glow and was slowly expanding it when James Woods popped a balloon in my face. They all busted out laughing and I got mad and told them I almost had it. Woods made a "leave the maid duties to me" joke. I then attempted to turn it on again. I shouted, "Let there be light!" It lit up and then immediately fizzled out. James Woods began laughing at me and said, "Maybe you should sing, 'This little light of mine.'" They all laughed so hard they were in tears. I lit another blunt and smashed the light bulb with my fist out of frustration. The surge in anger caused the dream to become unstable. I decided against another DEILD chain in fear of forgetting everything thus far. I awoke.

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 5 - Tron - The Program Star
NEW 6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star
NEW 7 - Bill Hader - The Rock Star
NEW 8 - James Woods - The Lemon Pledge Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!