Zelkova's Dream Jounral: Part Two

October 18, 2011.

Yea, it been a while since I wrote anything.

Anyway I look at a mirror and my eyes were roll all of the way to the back of my skull. I lift my eyelids as high as I can (without using my hands) to see that my eyes were looking to the top of my skull.

Beside being freak out I look at my hands and they seem so real so that reality check failed. Normally I can tell right away if something a dream or not but this one was the rare case where I couldn't. I start panicking thinking I was going brain dead or something.

Damn that mirror...

September 27, 2011

I was in some kind of army training program. It was like the 2nd of week one and the guy require us to do random tasks just to be a dick. (It was kinda like boot camp...They are being pay to be dicks.)

Anyway I forgot what the first girl had to do but he told a guy name Matt to punch me in the face with a baseball. He took the baseball casually out of his pocket and hand it to Matt. Matt didn't really hit that hard, he punch me between my eyes and my nose...If done hard enough I guess he could have broken my nose.

He only gave three easy taps...Way too painless for a baseball. I just stood there being a good boy but it seem like the commander was impressed and not only counted that as my random task but also salute to me (which I salute back) and let me pick between the last two girls. I choose the black one honestly because it didn't matter and she was closer at the time.

Before the commander could say anything the huge black commander said "Why do you still have that cake from your prom?" The black girl suddenly somehow obtain a car seat (for babies) and start hiding behind it. The commander said "stop hiding behind something made for your behind".

(That was clever even for me...My subconscious is quite funny sometimes.)

A guy look in the fridge (which was outside with all of us) and said there nothing there though in plain sight there was a orange cake with white icing. God I love that cake...

Once pointed out THAT was the cake he said "I thought it was pudding or something." I guess he was looking for a stereotypical cake. I woke up at this point.

September 24, 2011

I had a few fragments before today but I couldn't write as I hardly remember anything. I remember one was able finding a game I was searching for on a top 100 site. Was searching for that game for weeks but woke up before I got the name.

Lucid dream non-lucid:

My dream was basically a tutorial video of "right of way" (In the US we drive on the right side of the road) and it have a GTA feel to it.

A odd cartoony car part happen but I can't even describe that into words. Basically I now unlocked i a GTA kind of way a unlimited supplies of fold up buckets. (I don't even know...) Which all seem to be the color red.

I was at my storehouse where a guard saw me. He was taking out a taser to stun me I was trying to tell him that be better not and the dumb ass did it anyway.

After I recover I told him that I OWN the place and that HE is fired. I was piss the fuck off. Anyway a woman was cussing out a different guard up front calling him a dumb ass. I walk up to her and we had an unspoken agreement. She said how she hated the bucket place which I reply "sorry, my bad. I own the place." which even then she seem to respect me enough to not cuss me out.

I walk outside, at first it look like new york but it turn out to be a collage area with a BIG school. My storehouse was the school. I look at both of my arms and hands to notice that I was dreaming.

Lucid:

I took off a ton of bracelets and just toss them to the sides til my arm was clean. One of which hit a dream character in the head. I just laugh.

I grew demon wings and try to fly...Right away I knew it was failing so I glade downhill. At first my hands where interlock with each other but seeing my shadow and myself in 3rd person I notice how stupid I look. I relax them so they are more claw-like.

Walking away from the main area to the side of the school my wings are no longer there. I decided to fly to the top of the building. I float up to notice the school is like a building stack on a building and so on. I notice I started to slow down then I finally hit my height limit to where I fall to the ground. It didn't hurt...I not the type to allow myself to feel pain in dreams.

I walk some more to see a giant garden. Flowers everywhere. Purple, yellow, red, blue...But seem kinda random. I was thinking of waking my self up so I can write this into my dream journal but decided that for once I going to fully enjoy my dream.

Getting past the garden the sky was suddenly night. I was thinking of a dog barking at me and how awful that would be right about now...Guess what happen?

A dog started barking at me...It look like a friendly dog, white with black spots. Kinda like a sheep herding dog. While friendly looking he clearly didn't want to play...He was barking to be barking...Not being mean or playful.

A woman came out of the trailer. It was Velma from Scooby Doo. He was all redneck though. Daphine soon join her to tell their mutt who happen to be the brown Scooby Doo now to shut up. I went inside to see a very small trailer space. Fred was making breakfast and I ask if he needed something because he was walking near me and it was a small area but he said no. Causing a lot of trouble he got to the microwave to put his cereal (include milk and a spoon) in. He ask how long does it take to cook but then randomly put it on 30 mins. Even in a dream I remember metal + microwave = bad. I turn it off and said nothing about it. I sadly woke up.

September 20, 2011

Fell asleep and dream that I was in my living room with my bro on the couch and my dad on the chair.

Sitting on the floor beside the table I was petting a rat that my dad have gotten me. The rat cough up a red ball which hit the floor while I was petting it. I notice he was trying to give it to me. Holding out my hand he cough up a yellow and blue ball. I pick up the red and lay them near him. He ate them and cough them up onto my hand again.

I said "wow, this rat know tricks. He must be well trained". I spent some of my time petting him and overall he was VERY still. Finally he decided to run to the chair my dad was sitting and run behind him to the other side. My dad casually try to block him but he hop over his hand and went to the bathroom.

I was making my way there but woke up. I can only wonder if the rat was potty trained also.

September 18, 2011

During a nap I dream of myself being in my bedroom which was very dark. I was sitting up in bed looking at a clock. It wasn't a nightmare but easily could have been one. The clock is a old one and I was able to see behind of it while looking at the front. It was like space itself was bending around the clock (time and space? lol) I believe my dream was 4D.

I was wondering but didn't ask the right question of "am I dreaming?"

September 19, 2011

Assume I was dreamless during the long period that I didn't write anything and last night.

September 15, 2011

Me, my bro and Billy (my bro friend) are trying to sleep in a king size bed plus one. This bed was HUGE and was in the middle of my Grandmother living room.

Anyway The two problems were Duke the giant dog who want to sleep with us and a baby sleeping on the couch.

The baby start crying and my bro + Billy try to make her go back to sleep. I got up for some reason and my grandmother came out saying she was going to punish us.

I said "who, me or them?" thinking it was me she was talking to as I was out of bed. She said them because they didn't try to help the baby go back to sleep.

I explained that they did help and *I* was the one who was too lazy to get out of bed. Lucky for them I woke up before they got punish.

September 15, 2011

Finally I had a dream again. First one I forgot and 2nd is private. So nothing to report though.

September 9, 10 and 11, 2011

Lack of dreams.

Maybe I should watch Waking Life again? Been a while...

September 08, 2011

Went to bed around 2:30 AM to wake up at 5:30 AM...

No recall.

September 06, 2011

Dream of nothing.

September 07 2011

Fragments which I can't remember at the moment.

September 04, 2011

I didn't sleep that night but took a nap that day and had a dream but lost it.

September 05, 2011 (Today entry)

My god...I trying to be a boss at sleep paralysis but that was a dream...

I woke up (false awaking) and was unable to move and saw all kind of things and I was just acting like a God and pay no mind and was quite enjoying it. I saw a teddy bear that my bro left in my room have moved to a non-existing chair. I pay no mind.

I went to the bathroom and took a piss. As I am about to push the handle I saw a baby shadow leaving my own shadow. I like "lol go ahead" but it went back to normal when I stand back up. I gone and push the handle and just stay that way to watch the baby shadow run to my room.

I walk into the room being Godly forgetting the "paralysis" part of sleep paralysis. I went to bed and not only wasted time in a dream but have a good damn chance of becoming lucid. FML.

*Facedesk and broke the desk in half*

O well...Note to self, do more reality checks.

September 03, 2011

Forgot the last two dreams but funny enough remember the first two.

Dream 1:

I was in my old bedroom which have a bump bed. I notice my remotes were on my dresser I had a little bitching moment and place them in their rightful place. I turn on the TV and it must been late as my brother in bed was complaining. It was a new episode of Futurama about everyone having a clone which in this case was a cat--face clone.

This was a total ripoff of the real episode about the two boxes paradox. Anyway beside Fry being mostly one color and Bender was mostly green it was pretty close to the same.

I was going to bed seeing a monkey under the sheets. After that it got kinda fuzzy.

I only remember the idea of "which bump you slept in could totally effect you later..." for example a fat blond ugly Leela was somehow a choice if she slept on the wrong bump.

Seem like my life would been the same either way but if my bro slept on top then his life greatly improved.

A weird dream that only make sense while you are in it.

Dream 2:

Embarrassing dream that I not even going to write on my private journal.

At one point I start thinking about dreaming in general like I often do in life. Of course I knew this was a dream but I decided to look at my right hand. At that point the dream character disappear and what used to be a building became a dark forest. I flew like I often do when lucid but I saw a man turn into a wolf. Not a werewolf.

If anyone been reading these then you know I don't have any real fears but I HATE being chased. I flew as fast as I could but he was on my tail then to my right. I said "fuck this" and woke up.

So annoying...

I had two other dreams (not fragments) so my recall is coming back.

September 01, 2011

Fool! My subconscious dare give me another dream about Soul Eater!

It was a nice dream though. I was at the school and basically learning the boring stuff. A girl asked for gum when the class was released so I gave her a mint gum.

Next class had Lord Death (sorry, watched the dubbed first so he is known as Lord Death to me) teaching the class as a special guest. Right when it say his little "hi" I said it at the same time lending over the girl sitting next to me. He seem fine by this though the girl seem a little annoyed.

He was wearing pants as this classroom was tight as hell. He start writing stuff on the board and notice a student sleeping. He wrote him up and asked him to write on the board.

The guy wrote pretty much everything RPG-like you can think of. Ice > fire, etc. Death kept on saying "no" and sooner or later started to say "stop" but the kid kept on writing hoping to get the correct answer to the unasked question.

After wasting a huge amount of time it was time for the next class. The same girl wanted a new stick of gum while a new girl wanted one too. I gave the new girl a stick but she said it was already open. I threw it away and gave both a stick of gum.

I gave myself one even though I hate mint. I woke up.

August 31, 2011

Woke up around 3:30 AM thirsty as hell, beside having cottonmouth nothing I recall dream related.

August 30, 2011

I have a ton of fragments and two dreams which one of I have forgotten.

The dream that I remember, I was basically watching an anime. A blond guy was walking and some kid (can't remember if male or female but pretty sure it was male) knock him on his face. Getting up the blond guy had a bloody face which must have scared the crap out of the kid as he got on his bike and took off as fast as he could.

The blond guy chase after him and right when the kid about to hit the giant (about the size of a big screen TV if not bigger) puddle a rock flew from his back tire and hit the blond guy in the face.

I heard someone said "OMG God got hit by a rock!" as if it was a group of friends watching an anime.

The blond kid fell face first into the water and while still face first in it he said "do you want to grab a beer?" with of course bubbles coming up and making it hard to understand.

Later the two was at a bar drinking and it was mostly quite.