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      Technically Staff chat, but too great to not post.

      [23:35:32] <@spellbee2> Meenage Tutant Dyslexic Turtles! Shurtles in a Taft Hell. Purtle Tower!
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      [13:27] == OneUp [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
      [13:28] <OneUp> !bacon me
      [13:28] <BaconBot> Need... Moar... Bacon!
      [13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares me a hot steamy pile of bacon.
      [13:28] <OneUp> !bacon OneUp
      [13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares OneUp a hot steamy pile of bacon.
      [13:28] <OneUp> wtf
      [13:28] <OneUp> !bacon himself
      [13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares himself a hot steamy pile of bacon.
      [13:28] <OneUp> there we go
      [13:29] <OneUp> aright thats all I needed
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      [21:59] <JadeGreen> !ping
      [21:59] <BaconBot> pong

      Lool

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      [19:25] <Mismagius> ♫Oh spellbee, spellbee, wha'cha gonna do? Got a warrant out for you~♪
      [19:28] <spellbee2> ♫You'll never catch me, so you better not snore. Though I just paid off my speeding ticket, I'm not afraid to get more.♪
      [19:31] <Mismagius> ♫Spellbee, spellbee, you program quite well but you're still gonna go to hell♪
      [19:32] <spellbee2> ♫You're never gonna catch me, you'll never get the bust. Because I am an expert in C++ ♪
      [19:35] <Mismagius> ♫spellbee's skills are quite a thrill but he's still going down hill!♪
      [19:36] <spellbee2> ♫Of course I am, don't you know me? The only law I follow is the one of gravity.♪
      [19:38] <spellbee2> ♫I'll soon have you off running scared, at a rate of 9.8 meters per second squared.♪
      [19:39] <spellbee2> ♫You better back off before I hurt ya, with my sick flow's momentum and inertia.♪
      [19:40] <Mismagius> ♫Don't forget Murphy's Law, everything you touch turns to dust♪

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      [18:25] == Mismagius^^ [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 90 seconds]
      [18:26] <@spellbee2> Enemy Mismagius^^ has fainted.
      [18:26] <@spellbee2> Mismagius earned 24 XP
      [18:28] * Mismagius levels up to level 28
      [18:29] <@Mismagius> lol
      [18:31] <@spellbee2> Mismagius is trying to learn FLY, but Mismagius can't hold more than 4 moves!
      [18:31] <@spellbee2> Delete a current move to make room for FLY?
      [18:32] <@Mismagius> YES
      [18:34] <@spellbee2> Choose move to get rid of: SNEEZE | MAKE RAMEN | MODERATE | BE AWESOME
      [18:35] <@Mismagius> Oh wow, that's a pretty easy one. SNEEZE
      [18:36] <@spellbee2> 1, 2, and.... POOF!
      [18:36] <@spellbee2> Mismagius forgot SNEEZE...
      [18:36] <@spellbee2> and Mismagius learned FLY!
      [18:37] == Mismagius^ [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
      [18:37] == mode/#DVLounge [+o Mismagius^] by anderj101
      [18:37] <@spellbee2> A wild Mismagius^ appeared!
      [18:37] <@spellbee2> Go, Mismagius!
      [18:37] <@Mismagius^> Sorry, was so excited I flew out of range of my wifi
      [18:37] * Mismagius^ kicks Mismagius in the shins
      [18:38] <@spellbee2> Mismagius^ used KICK.
      [18:38] <@spellbee2> It's super effective!
      [18:39] == Mismagius [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 90 seconds]
      [18:39] <@spellbee2> Mismagius has fainted.
      [18:39] <@spellbee2> spellbee2 has no more usable Pokemon!
      [18:40] <@spellbee2> spellbee2 blacks out...
      [18:40] * spellbee2 [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 90 seconds]
      [18:40] <@Mismagius^> lool
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      We need more crappy drawings, so here's mine.

      Quote Originally Posted by Lichi View Post
      [21:59] <JadeGreen> !ping
      [21:59] <BaconBot> pong

      Lool
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      Old, but too good not to reply with.


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      ^^^ OMG!! YES!


      [16:28:10] <@spellbee2> like Mavis Beacon or whatevs
      [16:28:17] <@spellbee2> call it Bavis Meacon
      [16:28:20] <@Mismagius> ooh
      [16:28:22] <@Mismagius> haha
      [16:29:47] <AstralMango> s/Beacon/Bacon/
      [16:29:48] <BaconBot> Who moved my bacon?
      [16:29:50] <BaconBot> <spellbee2> like Mavis Bacon or whatevs
      [16:30:13] <AstralMango> I ate your bacon. Sorry, not sorry, Baconbot
      [16:31:38] <BaconBot> AstralMango: You did what to my bacon???
      [16:31:47] <@anderj101>
      [16:31:52] <AstralMango>
      [16:32:03] <@anderj101> We're getting bacon pizza tonight.
      [16:32:07] <@anderj101> Bacon and garlic.
      [16:32:10] <AstralMango> Oh yum
      [16:32:14] <AstralMango> Two of my favourite things
      [16:32:17] <@spellbee2> dang it, stop making me hungry
      [16:32:22] <@anderj101> It will keep the vamps away and make he happy at the same time!!!

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      [15:24] <@spellbee2^> you're making me bee-lush
      [15:24] <AstralMango> :p
      [15:24] <KingCobra> lol
      [15:24] <AstralMango> I can't bee-lieve you just made that pun
      [15:24] <@spellbee2^> i know, i really should bee-have better
      [15:25] <KingCobra> You can bee funny with those puns
      [15:25] <Kalico> XD
      [15:25] <@Mismagius> You beeter stop that now
      [15:25] <@gab> is that the image that's full of misinformation?
      [15:26] <@spellbee2^> would it bee-hoove me to stop?
      [15:26] <Kalico> brb
      [15:26] <@gab> bee all you can bee
      [15:26] <@spellbee2^> bee are bee?
      [15:26] <@gab> bee what hooves you
      [15:26] <AstralMango> lol
      [15:26] <@gab> all I cut today was pineapple
      [15:26] <AstralMango> Stop it guys, these puns are giving me hives
      [15:27] <@spellbee2^> too bad, honey
      [15:27] <@gab> you mean bee-hives
      [15:27] <@gab> or bee-hinds?
      [15:27] <AstralMango> Me thinks this should be on DV quotes >u>
      [15:27] * spellbee2^ shakes his bee-butt
      [15:27] <Kalico> back
      [15:27] <@gab> "then I saw her face, now I'm a bee-liever"
      [15:27] <AstralMango> wb
      [15:28] <Kalico> Im printing stuff out for tonight
      [15:28] <KingCobra> These bee puns are just WINGING it
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      [13:51] <@spellbee2> my forehead is so oily that i just stuck a quarter to it
      [13:52] <@spellbee2> just felt like sharing
      [13:52] <@Mismagius> lool
      [13:52] <@spellbee2> just putting in my two cents... or should i say, my 25 cents :P
      [13:54] <@spellbee2> okay, i just added a ton more. now my forehead is worth $1.10
      [13:54] <@spellbee2> i'm very bored
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      Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

      [08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
      [08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
      [08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
      [08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
      [08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
      [08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
      [08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
      [08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
      [08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
      [08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
      [08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
      [08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
      [08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
      [08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
      [08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
      [08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
      [08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
      [08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
      [08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
      [08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
      [08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
      [08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
      [08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
      [08:40] <orationem> lol
      [08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
      [08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
      [08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
      [08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
      [08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
      [08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
      [08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
      [08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
      [08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
      [08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
      [08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
      [08:43] <orationem> ooh
      [08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
      [08:43] <orationem> lol
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
      [08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
      [08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign
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      [19:50:42] <JadeGreen> I think the true purpose of the dreamviews chat is to walk in on such a random conversation that you have no choice but to reality check.

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      <CaioContieri> did rarecola and cannislucidus disappear for good ?
      [10:39] <CaioContieri> where r the old peeps
      [10:39] <@gab> I'm sure they'll be back
      [10:39] <IBeauty>
      [10:39] <naturespirit>
      [10:39] <CaioContieri> tell us the dream IBeauty
      [10:39] <CaioContieri> don't be sad
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      [10:40] <CaioContieri> did depression just hit the whole chat?
      [10:40] <CaioContieri>
      [10:41] <naturespirit> :'‑(
      [10:41] <DannyCool> yipedeeeedoooooooooodahhhhhhhhhhhh
      [10:42] <DannyCool> ((

      Immense depression.. :'-(
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      [15:39] <@spellbee2> all my ads on webpages are for 5V Step-Dwon Voltage Regulators.
      [15:40] <@spellbee2> i don't know whether to be more scared of the ad service's tracking capabilities
      [15:40] <@spellbee2> or more ashamed of my own hobbies and lifestyle choices
      [15:46] <DannyCool> Rex Tillerson has a lot to be ashamed of. Exon Mobile has covered up climate change for years and promoted oil even though they knew about climate change in the 70s
      [15:47] <@spellbee2> oh, well that really puts my apparently insatiable appetite for 5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators into perspective then
      [15:47] <DannyCool> lol
      [15:48] <@spellbee2> "5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators" is a fun phrase. it's kinda like that "Lightly Fried Fish Filets" thing from that one meme
      [15:48] <@spellbee2> http://i.imgur.com/7QpXVky.jpg
      [15:48] <DannyCool> Tillerson is a petroleom engineer not a 5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators
      [15:49] <@spellbee2> maybe not
      [15:49] <@spellbee2> but it's obvious he needs to Step Down
      [15:49] <@spellbee2> OHHHHHHHHH bringing it full circle
      [15:49] * spellbee2 places the crown of comedy upon his Voltage-Regulated head
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      Quote Originally Posted by AstralMango View Post
      Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

      [08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
      [08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
      [08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
      [08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
      [08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
      [08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
      [08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
      [08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
      [08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
      [08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
      [08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
      [08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
      [08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
      [08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
      [08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
      [08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
      [08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
      [08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
      [08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
      [08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
      [08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
      [08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
      [08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
      [08:40] <orationem> lol
      [08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
      [08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
      [08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
      [08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
      [08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
      [08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
      [08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
      [08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
      [08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
      [08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
      [08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
      [08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
      [08:43] <orationem> ooh
      [08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
      [08:43] <orationem> lol
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
      [08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
      [08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
      [08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign
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      [22:44] <JadeGreen> I "died" and got reincarnated as Luke Skywalker and I had to blow up the death star
      [22:44] <@spellbee2> pfft, okay then
      [22:44] <JadeGreen> but somehow In my semi lucid state I got the idea to get out of my ship in a space suit and sit in the middle of the laser dish
      [22:45] <JadeGreen> then when the laser fired I pulled out my lightsaber and deflected the death star beam back at itself
      ...
      [22:50] <JadeGreen> (also I'm pretty sure some hardcore star wars fan could tell me why my plan to destroy the death star wouldn't work.)
      [22:50] <@spellbee2> well it's fairly obvious that you weren't in the laser dish, you were in the satellite TV dish
      [22:50] <@spellbee2> so all you did was deflect the signal from the Super Bowl, right at the end of the 4th quarter
      [22:51] <@spellbee2> which probably made Vader even angrier, so he'll probably blow up another planet to relieve the stress
      [22:51] <JadeGreen> If there's one thing stormtroopers won't miss, it's the super bowl
      [22:52] <JadeGreen> Though I heard the Rebel Alliance quarterback is a Rancor
      [22:52] <Him> They miss everything
      [22:53] <@spellbee2> hehe

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      [22:01:51] <@spellbee2> Actually... I wonder if I could swipe out a sentence with my tongue.
      [22:02:20] <Him> I'm sure you could
      [22:02:25] <@spellbee2> Oh no, now I'm super curious.
      [22:03:12] <@spellbee2> Alright, I'll hold out my tongue to dry it out so I don't get a ton of saliva all over my screen.
      [22:03:26] <@spellbee2> Someone give me a sentence to type.
      [22:03:53] <JadeGreen> the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
      [22:03:58] <JadeGreen> or whatever that sentance is
      [22:04:08] <JadeGreen> the one that uses every letter of the alphabet
      [22:04:48] <@spellbee2> Alright, I'll do that. Here I go. Starting...
      [22:04:49] <@spellbee2> Now
      [22:05:33] <@spellbee2> The wino Brian Fox í obey the posy roof.
      [22:05:45] <@spellbee2> Did I do it?
      [22:05:55] <JadeGreen> sort of ...
      [22:06:18] <@spellbee2> That was super hard.
      [22:06:23] <@spellbee2> And now my tongue hurts.
      [22:07:17] <@Mismagius^> lool
      [22:07:32] <@spellbee2> The things i do for this forum, man...
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      [22:20] == JadeGreen [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
      [22:20] * JadeGreen flies in
      [22:20] * JadeGreen lithobreaks
      [22:20] * spellbee2 super jumps and lands on JadeGreen's head
      [22:20] * JadeGreen dies
      [22:21] * JadeGreen 's ghost rises up
      [22:21] <JadeGreen> aw crap i'm dead
      [22:21] <@spellbee2> at least you're a ghost
      [22:21] <@spellbee2> and not a zombie
      [22:22] <JadeGreen> yeah but if I was a zombie at least I could still eat something
      [22:22] <JadeGreen> now I cant touch anything
      [22:22] <JadeGreen> I wonder
      [22:22] <JadeGreen> can a ghost stick their own arm through their own body?
      [22:23] * JadeGreen observes self-intangibility
      [22:23] <@spellbee2> i've always imagined so, yeah
      [22:23] <JadeGreen> well i'm going to go haunt that kid from my third grade class who never let me have a turn on the teeter totter
      [22:24] <@spellbee2> good, sounds like he deserved it
      [22:28] * JadeGreen comes back
      [22:29] * JadeGreen looks like he's seen a ghost
      [22:30] <@spellbee2> did you pass a mirror?
      [22:30] <JadeGreen> sort of
      [22:30] <JadeGreen> remember that kid I said I was going to haunt
      [22:30] <@spellbee2> yeah
      [22:30] <@spellbee2> is he dead too?
      [22:31] <JadeGreen> no he was taking a shower
      [22:31] <@spellbee2> ewwww

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      JadeGreen just blew my mind!

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      [19:18] * JadeGreen warps into the shared dream
      [19:19] <FireFlyMan> voip
      [19:19] * JadeGreen realizes he's upside down
      [19:19] <FireFlyMan> how's it going JadeGreen
      [19:19] <JadeGreen> cartoon gravity kicks in
      [19:19] <JadeGreen> good. Hi FireFlyMan
      [19:20] <madmonkey|BRB> wut
      [19:20] <madmonkey|BRB> !back
      [19:20] == madmonkey|BRB has changed nick to madmonkey
      [19:20] <madmonkey> dude why did you mention shared dreaming?
      [19:20] <JadeGreen> just as a joke
      [19:21] <madmonkey> i just had a wonderful conversation with someone on here about shared dreaming
      [19:21] <JadeGreen> pretending the chat is a shared dream
      [19:21] <madmonkey> that must mean dreams are magic and we are in a multivers made out of dream bubles
      [19:21] * madmonkey is being sarcastic of course
      [19:21] <JadeGreen> hey could somebody do me a favor and mash their number keys a bit
      [19:21] <madmonkey> but really though shared dreaming stuff is so interesting haha
      [19:21] <madmonkey> 4845154154612652
      [19:22] <JadeGreen> perfect
      [19:22] <madmonkey> the chat is now a random number generator
      [19:22] <madmonkey> is there anything this chat cant do?
      [19:22] <JadeGreen> four quadrillion eight hundred and fourty five trillion one hundred and fifty four billion one hundred and fifty four million six hundred and twelve thousand six hundred and fifty two
      [19:22] <madmonkey> woh

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