DV Chat Quotes

**Banana** · 08-31-2009 06:46 AM

only quotes from the chat

edit: just fyi, Xox told me to make this

**no-Name** · 08-31-2009 06:54 AM

...What's wrong with the current DV quotes?

Other than it's rampant senselessness, that is.

**Banana** · 08-31-2009 06:57 AM

DV quotes is getting overrun with quotes from chat and 99% of them are quite vulgar and inappropriate.

This is the place for those vulgar quotes

**AmazeO XD** · 08-31-2009 09:46 AM

Banana: I like wearing polka dotted underwear!
AmazeO XD: Whoa.

From chat, of course.

**Banana** · 08-31-2009 10:01 AM

please dont spam

honestly

**Tarsier** · 08-31-2009 10:10 AM

this sux to be honest with you

**Banana** · 08-31-2009 10:32 AM

take it up with xox

shes the one who told me to make this thread

**C911** · 08-31-2009 02:48 PM

Atleast now we can post our horrible quotes. The ones that you know, we dont let ANYONE outside of the chat see

**hellohihello** · 08-31-2009 07:22 PM

Kiza: PENIS

**Xox** · 08-31-2009 09:24 PM

Lol at everyone.

**AmazeO XD** · 09-01-2009 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Banana

take it up with xox

shes the one who told me to make this thread

Hahahahahahaha.

Why the fuck wouldn't Xox just make it herself? She's a moderator.

In other news.

Banana: Hai guise.
AmazeO XD: gtfo.

From chat.

**CarmineEternity** · 11-14-2009 06:01 AM

This is the place where humor goes to die.

Oop, there it goes now.

Nice knowing you.

/me sideways

**Sora** · 11-16-2009 02:50 AM

****[Moose] 8:46 pm: *<3* TO EVERYONE except A Roxxor, Abra , AbstractAsylum , C911 , CanceledCzech , CarmineEternity , dtc119 , Grod , Kromoh , Mark75
, tnemrot , and Xox

I win.

**CarmineEternity** · 11-16-2009 02:53 AM

;_;

**Banana** · 11-17-2009 01:39 AM

i wasnt on that list

and since dv quotes got pwned by mods we can post our quotes here for now

**Lulian** · 11-17-2009 03:45 AM

[Siиdяed] 9:44 pm: "I called you a loser, bitch!"
InvisibleWoman staggered back, her mouth ajar, her eyes wide. "Wh-what?"
"A loser, a pathetic, miserable, aimless..." Mrs InvisibleWoman advanced on her
daughter, half-shaking as she roared. "A loser! A good for nothing-"
InvisibleWoman didn't think as she moved wordlessly into her mother's embrace. Her
lips locked onto those of the older woman, and her legs slipped around ther other's,
fixing them together, entwined, a mergeless genetic completion, all sighs and..
[Siиdяed] 9:44 pm: What.

**slash112** · 11-17-2009 07:19 PM

What was wrong with the old Quotes thread? It got locked and some posts deleted, and now it disappeared...

**CoLd BlooDed** · 11-17-2009 07:31 PM

It's because you guys ruined it by being unfunny/tried to hard to make it into quotes.

**Tyler** · 11-17-2009 08:11 PM

Yeah.
Most of those quotes were extremely unfunny.

**Jeff777** · 11-18-2009 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by slash112

What was wrong with the old Quotes thread? It got locked and some posts deleted, and now it disappeared...

We're flirting with the idea of creating a separate thread for quotes that are of the same nature of the ones we had to delete from the quotes thread. Ultimately, we're still deliberating on what to do about the whole quote mess. When I know more, you all will know more.

**Xox** · 11-18-2009 02:46 AM

I'm pretty sure it was decided that we'd separate it into two threads: DV Forum and DV Chat. The quote clean up has been done one too many times. It's quite evident that members will continue to post perverted/unfunny quotes in the quote thread. There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.

I guess DV Quotes is on a temp. leave while we sort this out.

**Lulian** · 11-18-2009 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Xox

perverted

Sindred: Slayer bit his lower lip, and nodded his head. "You heard me, Lulian. You're...banned. You've been a real...mm...bad boy."
Lulian offered Slayer nothing but a wry smile. Then his hands reached down, grasping and unlocking his belt in one smooth, confident grunt of a gesture...
[dreamnoob] 10:21 pm: lol
Slayer bleated in meek protest as Lulian's weight slammed him back against the rough, brick wall.
"I think I'm going to have to see that Ban Hammer, Slay-er."
Lulian hesitated in his thrusting. He shifted and frowned. "Slayer...is that...is that clingfilm? You just carry around a roll of that in your
pocket?"
"Uh..." Slayer blushed. "Yeah...there was a...I had a cooking class...I mean...is...is that a problem?"
Lulian's eyebrows raised. He smiled, slippery as a serpent. "Not at all. I LOVE clingfilm."
Slayer and Lulian stopped, grunting, and then tried to move apart. The clingfilm rustled, but clung them together unmoving. They struggled
for a moment, and then collapsed in a plasticky heap of sweat and loose flabby folds.
"We're stuck together?" Slayer gasped. "and there's an administrative meeting in here any minute now?"
Lulian closed his eyes, and exhaled. "Public exhibitionism, yes! That was the trick. Done now. What were you saying?"
And wacky hijinks ensued.