Abusing my new powers

[Rtex]

This is just a test thread to try out my new powers

This is seeker, can I play too?

(Rtex)Sure, And just as a side note, anything you say in here, is subject to be bent and twisted to my own will. Seeing as how I'm testing my powers! Muhahahaha! So be careful! and stay safe, (seeker)Do do drugs, and be cool abotu fire safety! (seeker)Only you can cause forest fires!

[WerBurN]

You are the bomb Rtex! I wish I could be more like you(Edited version)


(Real version: perhaps the power has gone to your head? ;p)

^^^^^^^^
Not at all, I think I'm coping quite well
:D

[Artelis]

Can you make me your God?

[icedawg]

(GASP)

someone went and made this no-longer-an-announcement! now who would go and do such a thing? :bigteeth:


ME, BECAUSE I'M A DORK! (couldn't resist. won't do it again.)

[GestaltAlteration]

OH, I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER... THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BEEEEE... CUZ IF I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER... EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME...

[icedawg]

Originally posted by icedawg
ME, BECAUSE I'M A DORK! (couldn't resist. won't do it again.)

apparently i've just, unknowingly, called myself a dork. perhaps i'm developing Tourette's Syndrome?

(narf!) Well what are we going to do tonight Brain?

[nerve]

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div><!--QuoteBegin-icedawg
ME, BECAUSE I'M A DORK! (couldn't resist. won't do it again.)

apparently i've just, unknowingly, called myself a dork. perhaps i'm developing Tourette's Syndrome?
[/b]

hm... :-P perhaps...

[Dream_Walker]

Originally posted by Rtex
SCREW responsibility, these things are freaking cool, I want to go screw with some people!


I voted for that. Please get crazy with your mod powers and USE THEM ON ME!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! :bowdown:

I voted for that. Don't get too crazy with your mod powers and don't use them on me. ;) (original quote)

[nerve]

Originally posted by icedawg

(narf!) Well what are we going to do tonight Brain?

try to take over the world...

[icedawg]

Originally posted by icedawg
(narf!) Well what are we going to do tonight Brain?
hrm. apparently i now spontaneously quote the Animaniacs. how odd.

someone seems to have unstickied this. i sure don\'t know anything about that. *whistles*

[icedawg]

Originally posted by GestaltAlteration
OH, I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER... THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BEEEEE... CUZ IF I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER... EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME...

really... well, good for you. i think you should go with that. :bigteeth:

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL!

:bowdown:

[Lunarian Moogle]

Emperor rules. m/

[Ginko]

I've been very impressed with the attitude and demeanor of our highly revered leader, icedawg, lately. He is an inspiration to us all, especially to myself. Surely, I say to you all, he is quite the charming lad. I feel he should be commended for all the hard work he has been putting in. In fact, I think we should really all consider a monetary donation.

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL! x2

:bowdown:

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL! x3

:bowdown:

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL! x4

:bowdown:

[jacobo]

Emperor rules. m/

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL! x5

:bowdown:

[jacobo]

did I mention how much I love Emperor? :mrgreen:

[jacobo]

ALL HAIL QUEEN PAPERDOLL, RULER OF ALL! x6

:bowdown:

HAHA IM PAPERDOLL, RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! BOW TO ME MY LITTTLE PAWNS!!! BOW!!!

[icedawg]

har har.

i can make very bad things happen to you, ya know. very bad indeed. :evil:

[jacobo]

haha sorry, just a little non-moderator revenge. :D

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Shawndow
I've been very impressed with the attitude and demeanor of our highly revered leader, icedawg, lately. He is an inspiration to us all, especially to myself. Surely, I say to you all, he is quite the charming lad. I feel he should be commended for all the hard work he has been putting in. In fact, I think we should really all consider a monetary donation.

(sniff) ... thanks shawn. those are perhaps some of the kindest words anyone has ever said about me. i really appreciate it! and no, you can't be site administrator now. (nice try though!)

[WerBurN]

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Shawndow
I've been very impressed with the attitude and demeanor of our highly revered leader, icedawg, lately. He is an inspiration to us all, especially to myself. Surely, I say to you all, he is quite the charming lad. I feel he should be commended for all the hard work he has been putting in. In fact, I think we should really all consider a monetary donation.

(sniff) ... thanks shawn. those are perhaps some of the kindest words anyone has ever said about me. i really appreciate it! and no, you can't be site administrator now. However, maybe WerBurN would make a nice mod...i mean hes the coolest, perhaps cooler than me! *gasp*[/b]


na, my coolness is too great for this tiny forum! MWAHAHA lol...this is pretty much my extent of power tho...kinda sad...changing quotes and all...not that, i did, or anything :tongue:

btw...what did my origional message even say before it was changed? i dun remember...did i say that? hmmm...this will be looked into further...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Ginko]

ROLMFAO


You so wish i said that.

[GestaltAlteration]

hm... GREAT JOB but... RANDOM REBELION! BWAHAHHAHA.......... bombs bombs bombs!


You know I left the last board I was on because I was too rebelious to the mods.. (one warning to many.. Got pissed off by everyones arrogance) then again they were all idiots :-P This place is well built and there are very intelectual people on it. All hail this place! :D

*Gets arrested by moderators for saying the word bomb in a secure place*

[Ginko]

"I did not affairs with monica luiweinski"

oops wrong speech :)


I did not say Icedawg was great, in fact, i think we should overthrow him some how.


Any 1 have any ideas.


ps: adidas whats your fasantion with hailing IceDawg

[icedawg]

Originally posted by icedawg
However, maybe WerBurN would make a nice mod...i mean hes the coolest, perhaps cooler than me! *gasp*

hrm. i don't RECALL saying that, but, i have been blacking out lately and awaking with large gaps of unaccountable time... guess i better just add WerBurN to the list of potentials for the next election, just in case!

[GestaltAlteration]

Title: Macadamia-Fudge Designer Brownies
Yield: 4 Dozen

2 1/2 c Sugar
1 1/2 c Butter
5 oz Unsweetened chocolate
6 lg Eggs; lightly beaten
2 c Flour
1 c Coarsley chopped macadamia
.. nuts or almonds
Chopped macadamia nuts for
.. garnish

---------------FUDGE FROSTING------------
1 c Whipping cream
12 oz Semisweet chocolate

Brownies:

Combine sugar, butter and chocolate in a large
saucepan; cook over low heat, stirring often,
until chocolate melts. Remove from heat and cool
10 minutes.

Stir in eggs, flour and nuts. Pour into a greased
13x9x92" pan.

Bake at 350°. 30-35 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.

Pour frosting over top; chill 15 minutes, and cut
into aquares. Garnish if desired.

Makes 4 dozen.

Frosting:

Heat whipping cream in a medium saucepan over
medium heat; add chocolate, stirring until smooth.
Remove from heat and cool to room temperature.

Makes 2 1/2 cups.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Shawndow
ps: adidas whats your fasantion with hailing IceDawg

i was more intrigued with GestaltAlteration breaking into song about hot dogs. but whatever.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by GestaltAlteration
Title: Macadamia-Fudge Designer Brownies


Ewww, man c'mon, thats so nasty. How bout something cool, like rice crispies or something. And btw, I am thinking about shutting the site down. Because I am so tired of people misusing their mod powers. Or maybe I could just fire them..... *thinks to himself* Why didn't this happen with seri?**

[Ginko]

I love the band Emperor!

[Lowercase Society]

yeah me too! it's my favorite band! :mrgreen:




http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devilish.gif

[Seeker]

Originally posted by icedawg
Man Seeker goes to bed and all the loonies come out to play!


Sorry 'Dawg, gotta sleep sometime.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div><!--QuoteBegin-GestaltAlteration
Title: Macadamia-Fudge Designer Brownies


Ewww, man c'mon, thats so nasty. How bout something cool, like rice crispies or something. [/b]

hrm. i love brownies, but apparently i just called them nasty. perhaps i'm beginning to develop multiple personality disorder? :shock: i must be losing my mind, because only someone on the borderline of insanity could prefer rice crispies to BROWNIES! :disconcerted:

[Dream_Walker]

hey...



EMPEROR RULES!

[icedawg]

yeah! they kick ass! and so does paperdoll! :mrgreen:

[Seeker]

That requires a greater power.. That required 'Dawg power!

Icedawg?

[Lowercase Society]

...btw, rice chrispies suck.

your having WAY to much fun, ice. too much. :rolllaugh: what else can you do, funny guy? ok that sounded like some low budget Sylvester Stalone movie.

[nerve]

for a second there I thought Shawn said something intelligent.


and this thread is...insane.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
and this thread is...insane.(yeah and I blame the Dawg!!!!!

indeed. i feel the brownie recipe was a nice touch. :mrgreen:

hehe seekers had too much to drink tonight!!

[Lowercase Society]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
for a second there I thought Shawn said something intelligent.


Isn't that SOOOO ironic? :shock:

[nerve]

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
and this thread is...insane.(yeah and I blame the Dawg!!!!!

indeed. i feel the brownie recipe was a nice touch. :mrgreen:

hehe seekers had too much to drink tonight!![/b]

I never said that. and because of this threads insanity, I can't tell who's saying what.

[Lowercase Society]

did I mention my favorite band is Emperor?

:cheers:

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
\"i'll tell you my secret... I love Bob\"

nice try. any idiot on this board knows that you always capitalize your "I"s, and thus you cannot be the one to have typed that nonsense. :upsidedown:

[GestaltAlteration]

XnexmanaX: max payne is insanely addicting and fun har har
MileFromNorma: lol
MileFromNorma: ar ar
XnexmanaX: I''ve just been in a very third person mind set today thats 'bout ot
XnexmanaX: it
MileFromNorma: bummer
MileFromNorma: i still got no school for a week thought
XnexmanaX: its not a bummer situation >_< *sigh* yeah I know lol
MileFromNorma: lol
MileFromNorma: WOTOO
XnexmanaX: Hardihar - har
XnexmanaX: ................... -.-
MileFromNorma: bwhahahahahhahahaha
XnexmanaX: Rub it in why dont you!!!
XnexmanaX: *runs off crying like a baby*
MileFromNorma: * rubs*
XnexmanaX: your rubbing to hard! ARGH!
.....
MileFromNorma: ...ok now thats just wrong
GestaltAlteration: You must find the jade monkey by midnight! Run run little man!!!


WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE, AND WHY IS HE READING MY HARD DISK!?!

[Ginko]

alrighty then.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Shawndow
alrighty then.

indeed. so you, too, have noticed GestaltAlteration is making less and less sense in this thread eh? quite the odd fellow. :bigteeth:

[icedawg]

Originally posted by GestaltAlteration
WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE, AND WHY IS HE READING MY HARD DISK!?!

erm. i'm afraid i don't know the answer to that one, chum. :shock:

[Lowercase Society]

and on top of that I love Emperor!!1

teh edn.

[nerve]

and thusly I have owned this thread. go ahead, read the whole thing. :-P


goodnight.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by icedawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(icedawg)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
\"i'll tell you my secret... I love Bob\"

nice try. any idiot on this board knows that you always capitalize your \"I\"s, and thus you cannot be the one to have typed that nonsense. :upsidedown:[/b]

any idiot knows "and thus" is overkill; only one linking word is required. Thus, it was *NOT* me who wrote that.

P.S. who locked this? I'll fix that. :mrgreen:

[nerve]

oops, in about 5 minutes my hand is going to slip and this thread will be no more. :-P

[icedawg]

apparently i like a band called, "Emperor." What's more, i'm not alone in my supposed affinity for them, because quite a few others seem to have claimed the same in this thread. oddly enough, i'm sure i don't recall reading that in the previous posts before. spooky.

[nerve]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
and thusly I have owned this thread. go ahead, read the whole thing. :-P


goodnight.

READ ICE, READ!

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
and thusly I have owned this thread. go ahead, read the whole thing. :-P


goodnight.

READ ICE, READ![/b]

OH NO YOU DON'T! some of us are having too much fun for it to suddenly disappear!

[icedawg]

just move it to senseless banter.

[nerve]

well I've changed everything to my liking. why not quit while I'm ahead? :-P

[Seeker]

Bob was here looking for Paperdoll

[Kaniaz]

*snorts*

I'll start the Paperdoll fan club. Includes:

[list]Pictures of Paperdoll's avatars!
Pictures of Paperdoll in real life!
Pictures of Paperdoll walking her dog!
Free posters of Paperdoll!
Free Autographs from Paperdoll*
Paperdoll's Real Life Address!
Paperdoll's Family Tree!
A Small Clip of Paperdoll's Hair!**
A BIG Clip of Paperdoll's Hair!***
Paperdoll's Kitchen Utilites!
Paperdoll's Hair Curlers!
Paperdoll's Exercise Bike!
A brick from Paperdoll's House!
Paper dolls![list]

*Forged, sorry.
**Subject to aviability, it takes a while for hair to grow back
***Subject to how much you just paid us


[now where's the fun in that? ]

Oopsie. :D

[nerve]

*spits coffee all over her monitor* :lol:

[Lowercase Society]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
*spits coffee all over her monitor* :lol:

ah, darn, we can get Shawn to clean it for you...if you dont remember, dont ask.

[icedawg]

(GASP)

Paperdoll deleted the other thread on abusing powers! I was so proud of myself for something i had done in there. Don't worry everyone, as soon as A Lost Soul gets back to me on switching forums with Paperdoll, we can start having fun in here again, promise! :mrgreen:

[nerve]

check the thread "it's true". :D

[nerve]

Originally posted by icedawg
(GASP)

Paperdoll deleted the other thread on abusing powers! *I was so proud of myself for something i had done in there. *Don't worry everyone, as soon as A Lost Soul gets back to me on switching forums with Paperdoll, we can start having fun in here again, promise! *:mrgreen:

I've grown attatched to banter... :(

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
check the thread \"it's true\". * :D

ah. clever girl. your day cometh. :P

[Kaniaz]

I must be the only person alive to ever use WHOIS and run around posting their address everywhere. (WHOIS is a service that gives you the addresses of website owners. I did it on Craig Ryan/Ryan Craig/icedawg's domain, and got his address and telephone number :P)

Use WHOIS (http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/index.jhtml)

[Lowercase Society]

ice has a new stalker!


I Confess, It\'s me oh God Why did I do It? I must have been wanting the attention, oh God It was me!

[icedawg]

ice has subsequently rendered his account private. :mrgreen:

But we know where fo find him, eh?

[Stalker]

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
ice has a new stalker!

So there's another stalker here then.

[Kaniaz]

You can still get the bulk access contract, though :P

I only look them up out of boredom. I mean, what's the point in making an international call to icedawg? Unless you want to say "OMG HI!" :D

Herndon, VA. Yeah, right :P

[Lowercase Society]

real funny. real funny, seriously, im laughing. fine, no im not, you WONDERFUL MODERATORS :bowdown:

[Aquanina]

HOLY SHIT.

I am so bringing this back to life...why? Because it's the funniest crap I've read in a long time.

I'm still laughing...

....but sad too. *sighs* where have you people gone to!!!!!

[Fetish]

they have been rencarnated as newer members

[Truthbearer]

not unless the process of reincarnation renders people uninteresting morons with no sense of humor, for the most part.... :wink:

[Rtex]

*Looks around*

*Trys to manipulate things*

Hmmm, Nope, not dreaming....

*tries to edit posts*

Wha?

*tries to make icedwag mispell his name*

My powers! They..... vanished!

*whimper*

[nerve]

well SO DID YOU!

[Seeker]

Originally posted by hysteria
well SO DID YOU!

Yep, can't have those powers just floating around in a vacuum, too dangerous.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Seeker


Yep, can't have those powers just floating around in a vacuum, too dangerous.

Yeah...& you can't just give them to people who wouldn't know how to wield them. It is just like jobs today. It is very rare to actually get a job at age 16 now....you actually have to be 18 here in UT(& even then, you usually have to have college experience), but luckily, my boss hired me anyways.
Also, when someone is deemed worthy & feels ready, they will get promoted, but I am not ready(not yet anyways)! :D

[Fetish]

*gasp* seeker engagind in a frivoulus use of Mod powers!!!!!!


Its unheard of XD

[Aquanina]

ugh now I regret bringing this thread back to life...I should have known better

[Merck]

I think some people will never be ready.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Merck
I think some people will never be ready.

That is correct!! :D & so true!

[nerve]

Originally posted by Truthbearer
not unless the process of reincarnation renders people uninteresting morons with no sense of humor, for the most part.... :wink:

¿no está la verdad? :lol:

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by nesgirl119
Yeah...& you can't just give them to people who wouldn't know how to wield them.
yeah....or people that can weild them, pour their heart into their job and do a great job at it, but aren't yes-men :mrgreen:

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Truthbearer

yeah....or people that can weild them, pour their heart into their job and do a great job at it, but aren't yes-men :wink:

That's right! They have to be loyal to the promoter (the manager)! :D

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by nesgirl119


That's right! They have to be loyal to the promoter (the manager)! :D
INDEED!!!!!1111 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Truthbearer

INDEED!!!!!1111 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

It is almost never, but sometimes bosses'll promote you, even if you are not ready (& it is best never to diss your boss!)...if that happens, even if you aren't ready, just give it your best shot (like the time at my job where I was made a teacher, & not quite ready, but I didn't want to diss my boss!)

[Fetish]

Originally posted by nesgirl119


It is almost never, but sometimes bosses'll promote you, even if you are not ready (& it is best never to diss your boss!)...if that happens, even if you aren't ready, just give it your best shot (like the time at my job where I was made a teacher, & not quite ready, but I didn't want to diss my boss!)

Icedawg stinks

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Fetish


Icedawg stinks

Hey! No put downs on my buddy!! :madtongue:
Oh, & if you are wondering why I favor him it is b/c he helped me revive my website when it was down. :D

[Fetish]

nessgirl I think you were born without the critcal "Its a Joke gene" you said something about not insulting a boss and I insult icedawg the forum leader

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Fetish
nessgirl I think you were born without the critcal \"Its a Joke gene\" you said something about not insulting a boss and I insult icedawg the forum leader

You know I was kidding! I put that tongue thing on to be funny!! But seriously, please don't insult him! :D

[Umbrasquall]

She learns.

Ahem...

Penis.

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Rtex
*Looks around*

*Trys to manipulate things*

Hmmm, Nope, not dreaming....

*tries to edit posts*

Wha?

*tries to make icedwag mispell his name*

My powers! They..... vanished!

*whimper*


damn you rtex, why'd you have to go and leave? WHY?! WHY DAMNIT!?!?! :cry:

*sniff*

[Aquanina]

Originally posted by icedawg
damn you rtex, why'd you have to go and leave? WHY?! WHY DAMNIT!?!?! :cry: *sniff*

*nods*

[Merck]

If I'm not mistaken he was here the other day.

[Umbrasquall]

Last Visit: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:38 pm

Yes he is still alive.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by icedawg



darn you rtex, why'd you have to go and leave? WHY?! WHY DAMNIT!?!?! :cry:

*sniff*

So, couldn't you just Email him??

[Rtex]

Originally posted by icedawg



damn you rtex, why'd you have to go and leave? *WHY?! *WHY DAMNIT!?!?! * :cry: *

*sniff*

Wait, Icedawg. You missed me? wow... I feel... loved.... And appreciated.... And warm inside...


*sniff*

[icedawg]

*Oprah moment*

[wasup]

http://www.iun.edu/~wostnw/history/images/Oprah_Winfrey.jpg http://www.burlingtonnews.net/oprah.JPG http://www.nrk.no/img/432426.jpeg http://www.dirtyflower.com/wp-content/oprah.jpg