I Messed Around With A Penguin

[cocoastar]

:rolllaugh: I messed around with a penguin because I was drunk. This is completely senseless. I got this in an email and it is just too funny! What are other's combinations?


Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: my finger
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Dick Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: a flamingo
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and I liked it
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and it was boring
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

[poeticDreamer]

I shot Michael Jackson for the money.

[Ynot]

I felt up Michael Jackson for the money

[Gwendolyn]

I dressed up as an apple, but my mom told me to.

My fiance got this one:

I got married to a box for the hell of it.

[Barbizzle]

I dressed up as a Porn Star beacse I was drunk.

[Oneironaut]

I got married to a ninja, but my mom told me to. 8)

You know...this one actually sounds probable. Hehe.

[Krrish]

I had babies with some random girl for a shopping spree.

[scorpifly]

I got married to Dick Cheney because I was drunk.


Damn that Crown. hehe.

[fourth_esper]

I peed on a box for the money...

w00t go me

great topic btw ^^

[justme]

I beat up Frankenstein for the hell of it :D

[Henfe]

I partied with a pornstar for my girlfriend?? Wtf?

[Gwendolyn]

^ :lolxtreme:

[Night Wolf]

I felt up an apple because I was drunk. :D

Oh, like I'm the only one that's done it.

[InTheMoment]

I had drunken sex with Ron Jeremy, because I was drunk.

and because that kind of opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime. ;)~

[Fetish]

I messed around with George Bush because I was drunk

he is as bad a lover as he is a president... but the twins were a nice touch

[TygrHawk]

I got married to my best friend in the dark.


And that's true. Well, okay, it wasn't dark, but still...

[A Lost Soul]

I peed on myself because it was fun.

...that's not funny. Couldn't I have at least been drunk first? Or got money for it? :| Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know. WHERE'S MY MONEY!?

[Wezel]

I partied with a chair in the dark.

Now that makes me feel all poetic inside...

there once was this chair with no style
her face showed a cold wooden smile
but in the end
the time that we spent
turned out to be more than worthwhile

:hump:

[Ynot]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know.

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Those sick fucks

** shakes fist **

[Rakkantekimusouka]

...and I shot a chair! :rolllaugh:

[Lucius]

I robbed a flamingo...

to be cool!!

Thats the most coolest thing to do right, rob a flamingo? :lol:

[Scruffy]

I had drunken sex with a hippo and it sucked.

I was born on the WRONG day of the month. :o

[A Lost Soul]

Originally posted by Ynot


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Those sick fucks

** shakes fist **
WHERE'S MY MONEY! :movingmrgreen:

[PhowaBoy]

I peed on a statue and it sucked :?

I've done this in the past and it didn't suck - it was fun and exciting.

[kafine]

I messed around wihth my english teacher and I had twins.


OMG, scandal!

[andorf]

i partied with frankenstein and it was fun, :)

weird i never thought frankenstein seemed like a party kind of thing

[jaded]

I partied with my shoes for the money.

[deeptrance]

I beat up a Tellytubbie for the money.

I was paid by the religious right to beat that gay one because it was poisoning the minds of our country's youth.

[Vex Kitten]

I peed on a cat because it was fun.

That's kinda funny considering my user name is Vex Kitten.

:lol:

[gameover]

I messed around with a prostitute and I liked it...

...this is so senseless....

Oh right!

[OpheliaBlue]

I dressed up as my English teacher at school


(and for real I dreamt the other night that I repeatedly slept with my boyfriend's cat...and liked it)

[Alucinor Architecton]

I got married to a penguin and sometihng shrank.


(and for real I dreamt the other night that I repeatedly slept with my boyfriend's cat...and liked it) [/b]

why the hell did you have to say this . . .

[AlternateReality]

I ate my best friend for the money.
My dog dressed up as a flamingo and liked it.
My mom felt up a penguin for the hell of it :eek: