View Full Version : Funniest dream...
Naruto
03-02-2004, 04:04 PM
Wow, I had the wierdest dream ever and I laughed with RedStar for like an hour about it. It wasn't lucid or anything, but it was hillarious:
Me and my friend were on a bus sitting beside one another. There was a georgous black woman sitting in front of us and I said "Wow! Isnt she amazing?!" And my friend asked who, so I pointed her out saying " the black woman in front of us." The instant I said "black woman" Everybody on the bus started freaking out on me and calling me a racist, it was hillarious although I was super scared. I pulled the dinger thing on the bus cause I was right near my house, but the bus driver kept on going. We stopped off at McDonalds and there was a big group of people there. The bus driver got off and started talking to the crowd. He was saying " There's a racist on that bus!! Get him!!" So I ran. and somehow the bus driver got in front of me and wouldnt let my get past, so I pulled out an airsoft gun and pretended it was real, waving it around like a maniac. the bus driver was like " GET DOWN HES GOT A GUN!!" But still, he wouldnt let me past, so I shot him right near the eye and he screamed, fell on the ground and yelled " ITS NOT A REAL GUN!! GET HIM!!" I ran again, and found myself in a crowd of "mes" There was thousands of me. I was diguised as an old lady, and was dodging through. The bus driver was pushing through all the people yelling "WHERE IS HE?!! WE GOTTA FIND THE RACIST!!!"
That's pretty much it :P sorry for long post, I thought it was hillarious... Urr... You had to have been there!!!1 * runs away screaming*
Blissful
03-02-2004, 04:13 PM
No no nooooo.. this IS funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The story is not long at all. Soo funny...
Tell me, how freaky was it to see a million "yous" and you find yourself dodging yourself!
Thanks for sharing. and again.. yes it's funny cause I even got a good chuckle out of that one.
Blissful
Naruto
03-02-2004, 04:19 PM
I don't even know :P It was so wierd when I woke up to remember millions of mes, but I just remembered thinking why are all these people me?? Didn't think much of it, as I was running through all those me though. haha
RedStarSoldier
03-02-2004, 05:06 PM
The best part was the bus driver's voice... omg I'm still laughing about it.. :rolllaugh:
Blissful
03-02-2004, 06:47 PM
What about the black girl? Do you usually date black girls? I'm assuming because the people in your dream claimed you to be a racists that you are white? Also, do you recall what features you liked so much that made you say she was beautiful.
Just curious.
Blissful
yes, it's hilarious :lol:
I imagine his voice....
Lowercase Society
03-03-2004, 05:31 AM
If the bus driver would have had Chris Farely's voice....oh god....i would have pissed my pants laughing
Naruto
03-03-2004, 05:52 AM
haha, yeah if you woulda heard.. Me and RedStarSolider are going to do a cartoon about it, haha... Yeah I'm not sure, I don't really date much, cause I'm 15, and I think its pointless, but I remember not thinking she was "hot" but actually really beautiful.. I dont know.. I guess its like I could have seen inside her to see what a beautiful woman she was on the inside, too?.. If that makes any sense..
Blissful
03-04-2004, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Naruto
haha, yeah if you woulda heard.. Me and RedStarSolider are going to do a cartoon about it, haha... Yeah I'm not sure, I don't really date much, cause I'm 15, and I think its pointless, but I remember not thinking she was \"hot\" but actually really beautiful.. I dont know.. I guess its like I could have seen inside her to see what a beautiful woman she was on the inside, too?.. If that makes any sense..
aaaawwwww... you will make a GREAT husband someday I'm sure... any man who can see past the physical body and looks deep into the soul to find the true beauty of a woman is a man I want to die with.
This was a funny dream and a "beautiful" one too.
Blissful
Truthbearer
03-04-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Lowercase Society
If the bus driver would have had Chris Farely's voice....oh god....i would have pissed my pants laughing
"This guy's a racist!!!! He is a rabid racist!!! Get him!!!!! Quickly, he's heading towars my home; where I live IN A BAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!"
Yeah...that guy was hilarious...
Anyway, that dream seems pretty funny and the weird part is that nowadays you really have to be carefull about stuff like that, maybe not about calling someone black, but the lines are getting thiner and thiner everyday...
Lowercase Society
03-04-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Lowercase Society
If the bus driver would have had Chris Farely's voice....oh god....i would have pissed my pants laughing
\"This guy's a racist!!!! He is a rabid racist!!! Get him!!!!! Quickly, he's heading towars my home; where I live IN A BAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!\"
Yeah...that guy was hilarious...
Anyway, that dream seems pretty funny and the weird part is that nowadays you really have to be carefull about stuff like that, maybe not about calling someone black, but the lines are getting thiner and thiner everyday...[/b]
Is'nt it... A VAN DOWN THE RIVER...?
LOL.
Truthbearer
03-04-2004, 02:40 PM
Don't know, could be...
Still funny, though.......
WerBurN
03-04-2004, 02:41 PM
not if you're a mod...then its a Ban down by the river...
RedStarSoldier
03-04-2004, 08:19 PM
Hehe Ok we made a three part mini series of the dream, it's called Story Time with Spencer (Spencer is the character we created to be the main character). Go on Kazaa and dl all three now, they're pretty bad, but we had fun making them. Eventually we're gonna turn Story Time with Spencer into a series, with a script, that'll actually be really funny. What we just did with these three is just totally random stuff that popped to mind. Anyway, waste no more time, and check them out.
Truthbearer
03-05-2004, 09:34 AM
Cool!!!!!
Don't have kazaa at work, don't have internet at home...:doh:
But when I get a chance I'll download it at a friends house...
Lowercase Society
03-05-2004, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by WerBurN
not if you're a mod...then its a Ban down by the river...
:rolllaugh:
Naruto
03-05-2004, 03:51 PM
I tried dling it on Kazaa but since theres only 1 seed I couldnt find it.
Naruto
03-05-2004, 04:09 PM
Oh, and thanks Blissful :D
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