10 ways on how you know youve LD to much

[HyperNova]

please state if you mean in real life or in a dream. Sorry if this is already been done.

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(gota love that emoticon)

1: (real life) You fly out of your window and :flyaway: ...... SPLAT
2: (real life) You see some Chavs start swearing at them, run but get caught because you didnt walk thorugh a wall. :putemuppunk:

I cant think of any right now but there are LOADS so send them. (doesnt have to be 10, sorry mine were crap!)

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[wombing]

-(waking life)- the digital clock malfunctions while visiting your parents' house, and you give your mom a teeth-rattling bitchslap for kicks before realizing it was just an electrical short.

-the only time you make time for your partner in bed is the one hour window at 4am while doing a WBTB....the rest of the time they are only wasting your precious sleeping time, and keeping you away from your incubated brothel.

[nesgirl119]

~You say right in the middle of a public place on vacation, "I know I am most certainly dreaming!"
~You read too many open books, and are forced to discard too many in real time.

[pj]

You grab your nose and RC every hour on the hour, even when completely inappropriate.

You refuse any contact, distraction or conversation in the morning until you do your dream journal entries.

You sleep... and sleep... and sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep.

You try to spin yourself out of a roadside sobriety test.

[Burns]

Originally posted by pj
You try to spin yourself out of a roadside sobriety test.

LOL - I can picture wombing trying that :lol:

[wombing]

Originally posted by Burns


LOL - I can picture wombing trying that *:lol:

:lol: how well you know me...the first thing that happened when i read pj's post was having a mental image of me twirling around by a flashing police cruiser for twenty seconds, and then peeking out of the corner of my eye and going: "...awww, shit..." hehe 8)


*You refuse any contact, distraction or conversation in the morning until you do your dream journal entries[/b]

this one's actually true personally :P

[HyperNova]

(real life) you ditch your g/f because a DC g/f is getting jelious.
(dream) youve LD so much that the fabric of your dreams have been destroyed and so youve become an insomniac.
(real life) you cant understand why no one is having sex with you when you ask them to - also the same with too much porn (Friends episode)
(real life) you jump into a river because you were bored with the scenary.
(real life) sex bores you
(real life) every day for the whole day you plan your next LD.

I realy thought this thread would get more publicity :(