jacobo
04-19-2004, 08:12 PM
sorry it's long... i think wasup has helped me reach my inner spirit... thanks to him i now realize that i'm gay. thanks wasup!
Crouching Lotus0 (7:33:26 PM): kill your tv
Auto response from AZadidas302 (7:33:26 PM): we are game-playing, fun-having creatures, we are the otters of the universe. we cannot die, we cannot hurt ourselves any more than illusions on the screen can be hurt. be we can believe we're hurt, in whatever agonizing detail we want. we can believe we're victims. killed and killing, shuddered around by good luck and bad luck.
AZadidas302 (7:36:35 PM): always
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:46 PM): yup
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:49 PM): I like tv though
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:51 PM): =-O
AZadidas302 (7:37:00 PM): tv is all that's wrong with this world
AZadidas302 (7:37:08 PM): if there was no tv there would be no hate
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:15 PM): don't worry
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:17 PM): no mtv
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:18 PM): or fox
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:20 PM): or cnn
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:24 PM): movies though
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:28 PM): and maybe cartoons
AZadidas302 (7:37:39 PM): movies arent tv
AZadidas302 (7:37:48 PM): i watch movies all the time
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:48 PM): HBO
AZadidas302 (7:37:57 PM): yea thats not filled with propoganda
AZadidas302 (7:38:01 PM): thats a movie
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:01 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:06 PM): except
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:08 PM): on commercials
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:14 PM): you hate commercials right?
AZadidas302 (7:38:37 PM): yeah but hbo doesnt have them
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:46 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:20 PM): do you watch cartoons
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:33 PM): beb
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:35 PM): brb
Crouching Lotus0 signed off at 7:39:44 PM.
Crouching Lotus0 signed on at 7:39:47 PM.
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:53 PM): do you watch cartoons?
AZadidas302 (7:40:36 PM): nope
Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:48 PM): how about porn
Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:49 PM): lol
AZadidas302 (7:41:43 PM): not so much
Crouching Lotus0 (7:41:51 PM): lol
AZadidas302 (7:42:01 PM): believe it or not the last time i watched porn was with my girl friend
AZadidas302 (7:42:07 PM): it was damn funny
Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:24 PM): did you have oral sex with her
Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:36 PM): at the same time
AZadidas302 (7:43:34 PM): haha i like how you phrased that
AZadidas302 (7:43:42 PM): no. no we did not
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:45 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:50 PM): you just watched that?
AZadidas302 (7:43:52 PM): this was in the begining of the relationship
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:57 PM): wouldn't it be kinda ackward
AZadidas302 (7:44:06 PM): yeah we were at my friends house and saw it
on the VCR
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:07 PM): I would think you would try to compete with the people on the screen
AZadidas302 (7:44:17 PM): so we popped it in
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:18 PM): and have better sex with your girlfriend then they are having
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:21 PM): WAIT
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:26 PM): POPPED WHAT IN WHERE?!?!
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:50 PM): ?!?!?!?!?!!?
AZadidas302 (7:45:03 PM): tape into the vcr you sick lil kid you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:13 PM): oh...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:21 PM): oh cmon
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:26 PM): your hiding SOMETHING
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:32 PM): you can't just "watch" it with your girlfriend
AZadidas302 (7:46:16 PM): yeah, yeah we can
AZadidas302 (7:46:24 PM): its nothing we havent seen
Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:30 PM): did she get an erection
AZadidas302 (7:46:33 PM): well some of it i hadnt seen but i got the idea
of it
AZadidas302 (7:46:38 PM): ???
Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:43 PM): wait you only saw part of her erection?
AZadidas302 (7:46:51 PM): hmmm
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:01 PM): did you touch it
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:03 PM): well...
AZadidas302 (7:47:12 PM): boy you got some problems
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:13 PM): I THINK
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:17 PM): your girlfriend
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:19 PM): is a guy
AZadidas302 (7:47:32 PM): ahhh i see
AZadidas302 (7:47:44 PM): and how did you come to this conclusion?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:51 PM): because she had an erection
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:53 PM): DUH
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:09 PM): giirls don't have erections
AZadidas302 (7:48:13 PM): ahhh yes... your powers of deduction are brilliant
AZadidas302 (7:48:25 PM): well they sort of do
AZadidas302 (7:48:29 PM): two of them to be exact
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:35 PM): WTF?!!?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:40 PM): girls have TWO erections?
AZadidas302 (7:48:41 PM): but lets not let that cloud your logic here
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:46 PM): well... "sort of:" erections?
AZadidas302 (7:48:48 PM): they get 'erect'
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:56 PM): you mean their nipples
AZadidas302 (7:49:05 PM): 2 points for you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:10 PM): eww
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:12 PM): I'm not into guys
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:20 PM): I will not touch your nipples.
AZadidas302 (7:49:24 PM): i never said you were
AZadidas302 (7:49:29 PM): i never said you would
AZadidas302 (7:49:42 PM): i think freud was right...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:52 PM): but you were thinking it
AZadidas302 (7:50:06 PM): these compensating behaviours of yours are damn revealing of your true motive and character
AZadidas302 (7:50:32 PM): you push your fears onto other instead of
dealing with them
AZadidas302 (7:50:56 PM): don't hide my friend... be free
AZadidas302 (7:51:05 PM): : P
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:06 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:08 PM): I'll admit it
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:12 PM): I'm incredibly horny
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:15 PM): and like to reveal
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:19 PM): the homesexuality
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:21 PM): of others
AZadidas302 (7:51:32 PM): thats not what i was talking about willis
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:43 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:46 PM): okay I'm sorry
AZadidas302 (7:51:51 PM): i'm talking about your pushing homosexual tendencies onto others
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:56 PM): I know you are homophobic
AZadidas302 (7:52:03 PM): now youre doing it again
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:07 PM): ahh...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:08 PM): but
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:14 PM): you are admitting to be homosexual
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:28 PM): you say you have homosexual tendencies on you now
AZadidas302 (7:52:31 PM): well gee let me get this... im either gay or a homophobe?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:37 PM): both
AZadidas302 (7:53:24 PM): you're really making sense here... keep it up
sport... maybe one day you feel a boobie and know a little something something about that part of life
Crouching Lotus0 (7:53:43 PM): have you ever had pussy lips wrapped
around your head
AZadidas302 (7:54:03 PM): cant say that i have, or even that i would want to be in that situation
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:17 PM): you haven't?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:21 PM): did you come out the wrong end?
AZadidas302 (7:54:46 PM): i'm sorry i was a little young at them time, i guess that day sliupped from my memory
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:55 PM): sliupped
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:56 PM): ?
AZadidas302 (7:54:58 PM): yes i suppose i have been in that situation
once
AZadidas302 (7:55:04 PM): slipped
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:05 PM): I bet you want it again
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:08 PM): O_O
AZadidas302 (7:55:20 PM): you're truly a master of deduction
AZadidas302 (7:55:24 PM): my hat comes off to you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:31 PM): deduction?
AZadidas302 (7:56:01 PM): problem solving... more over solving other
peoples problems... vices... inhabitions
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:18 PM): / / / / ========== see buddy icon
AZadidas302 (7:56:32 PM): a.d.d.?
AZadidas302 (7:56:39 PM): yeah i know
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:39 PM): :-D
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:40 PM): lol
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:46 PM): tell me what happened today
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:48 PM): I will translate it
AZadidas302 (7:56:52 PM): ahh ok
AZadidas302 (7:57:04 PM): well i woke up and wrote down 6 dreams into
my dream journal
AZadidas302 (7:57:09 PM): then i took a shower
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:21 PM): stop right there
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:25 PM): i'm picking up a lot from that
AZadidas302 (7:57:25 PM): then i ate a bagel with blueberry cream cheese
AZadidas302 (7:57:29 PM): ok ok
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:32 PM): you write down your dreams
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:38 PM): because you want to remember any
sexual dreams you have
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:44 PM): because of your lack of sexual drive
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:47 PM): you take a shower
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:01 PM): in the desperate hopes of having a "girl"
noticing you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:07 PM): while you really don't care if a guy comes
onto you to
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:14 PM): you ate the bagel
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:26 PM): because you were hungry
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:27 PM): now go on
AZadidas302 (7:58:47 PM): i then contiuned to school...
AZadidas302 (7:58:50 PM): go on?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:53 PM): yes
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:56 PM): until I say stop
AZadidas302 (7:59:35 PM): i arrived at school at approximately 7:45 am
on the day of april 19th year 2004
Crouching Lotus0 (7:59:46 PM): I see go on
AZadidas302 (7:59:50 PM): i continued to my pre algebra class
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:00 PM): stop rightthere
AZadidas302 (8:00:12 PM): opps sorry pre calculus
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:16 PM): you continue to go to school
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:24 PM): because you want to be a big rich ass
when you get older
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:31 PM): because there would be no other way to
get a girl
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:42 PM): you remembered what time you went to
school
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:50 PM): because there was a gay pride parade
then
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:55 PM): and you video taped it
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:01 PM): and watched it over and the date was on
it
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:21 PM): you mistaked what class you were in
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:34 PM): because you were too busy staring at the
girl in front of you's ass
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:37 PM): now go
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:38 PM): on
AZadidas302 (8:01:58 PM): k, i took a test then conversed with christy,
ashley, and shawna
AZadidas302 (8:02:27 PM): after this i went on to my college writing class
Crouching Lotus0 (8:02:48 PM): speed it up a notch
AZadidas302 (8:02:52 PM): in this class i sat and put my head down on
the desk
AZadidas302 (8:03:04 PM): mariah came in and rubbed my back
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:05 PM): (thinking of that porno site you went on
last night)
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:15 PM): (but later you realized it was marcus)
AZadidas302 (8:03:16 PM): i said "hi"
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:29 PM): (you really said "a bit lower")
AZadidas302 (8:03:43 PM): the class was boring
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:51 PM): (because marcus stopped early)
AZadidas302 (8:03:56 PM): after class i walked with mariah and rachel to
art
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:10 PM): (and marcus )
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:16 PM): hey
AZadidas302 (8:04:21 PM): becca was back from her vacation to oregon...
we talked about her trip
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:27 PM): I think we covered a lot of important points in this conversation
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:29 PM): don't you
AZadidas302 (8:04:39 PM): one might be led to think that
AZadidas302 (8:04:56 PM): if one was indeed a spaztic donkey
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:57 PM): wait a sec
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:10 PM): who is this marcus character you were
talking about again?
AZadidas302 (8:05:24 PM): i think you read wrong, her name is mariah
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:36 PM): NO BACK TALK BIIIIOOOOOOTCH!
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:39 PM): Tell me about marcus.
AZadidas302 (8:05:51 PM): i dont know a marcus im sorry
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:59 PM): just tell me about him
Crouching Lotus0 (8:06:04 PM): make him up if you have to
AZadidas302 (8:06:43 PM): marcus is this kid...
AZadidas302 (8:06:58 PM): he it tallish short with longish short hair
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:00 PM): (so far I have concluded you are a
pedophile)
AZadidas302 (8:07:11 PM): he has brownish blue eyes
AZadidas302 (8:07:30 PM): and goes by the name jefe
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:37 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:40 PM): stop there
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:46 PM): Ultimate conclusion.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:50 PM): You are gay.
AZadidas302 (8:08:05 PM): i dont know how mariah is going to feel about
this
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:06 PM): You like to make up your :"dream man".
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:14 PM): You have men rubbing your back.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:25 PM): You take showers in hopes of a guy liking you.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:30 PM): you should save this chat
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:31 PM): okay?
AZadidas302 (8:08:54 PM): could it be you pressured me to creat a
mythical man so you could sit back and imagine him whispering sweetin
nothing into your ear whilst he carreses you thighs
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:18 PM): ah ha
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:21 PM): there we go again
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:28 PM): talking about what your doing
AZadidas302 (8:09:39 PM): im sorry... its not my place to juge people
when i know nothing about them
AZadidas302 (8:09:45 PM): judge*
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:53 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:54 PM): good
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:57 PM): save this chat
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:59 PM): okay
AZadidas302 (8:10:01 PM): why
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:08 PM): its important
AZadidas302 (8:10:11 PM): shall i post it in senseless banter?
AZadidas302 (8:10:13 PM): i think i will
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:16 PM): yeah
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:18 PM): HAHAH
Crouching Lotus0 (7:33:26 PM): kill your tv
Auto response from AZadidas302 (7:33:26 PM): we are game-playing, fun-having creatures, we are the otters of the universe. we cannot die, we cannot hurt ourselves any more than illusions on the screen can be hurt. be we can believe we're hurt, in whatever agonizing detail we want. we can believe we're victims. killed and killing, shuddered around by good luck and bad luck.
AZadidas302 (7:36:35 PM): always
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:46 PM): yup
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:49 PM): I like tv though
Crouching Lotus0 (7:36:51 PM): =-O
AZadidas302 (7:37:00 PM): tv is all that's wrong with this world
AZadidas302 (7:37:08 PM): if there was no tv there would be no hate
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:15 PM): don't worry
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:17 PM): no mtv
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:18 PM): or fox
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:20 PM): or cnn
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:24 PM): movies though
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:28 PM): and maybe cartoons
AZadidas302 (7:37:39 PM): movies arent tv
AZadidas302 (7:37:48 PM): i watch movies all the time
Crouching Lotus0 (7:37:48 PM): HBO
AZadidas302 (7:37:57 PM): yea thats not filled with propoganda
AZadidas302 (7:38:01 PM): thats a movie
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:01 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:06 PM): except
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:08 PM): on commercials
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:14 PM): you hate commercials right?
AZadidas302 (7:38:37 PM): yeah but hbo doesnt have them
Crouching Lotus0 (7:38:46 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:20 PM): do you watch cartoons
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:33 PM): beb
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:35 PM): brb
Crouching Lotus0 signed off at 7:39:44 PM.
Crouching Lotus0 signed on at 7:39:47 PM.
Crouching Lotus0 (7:39:53 PM): do you watch cartoons?
AZadidas302 (7:40:36 PM): nope
Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:48 PM): how about porn
Crouching Lotus0 (7:40:49 PM): lol
AZadidas302 (7:41:43 PM): not so much
Crouching Lotus0 (7:41:51 PM): lol
AZadidas302 (7:42:01 PM): believe it or not the last time i watched porn was with my girl friend
AZadidas302 (7:42:07 PM): it was damn funny
Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:24 PM): did you have oral sex with her
Crouching Lotus0 (7:42:36 PM): at the same time
AZadidas302 (7:43:34 PM): haha i like how you phrased that
AZadidas302 (7:43:42 PM): no. no we did not
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:45 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:50 PM): you just watched that?
AZadidas302 (7:43:52 PM): this was in the begining of the relationship
Crouching Lotus0 (7:43:57 PM): wouldn't it be kinda ackward
AZadidas302 (7:44:06 PM): yeah we were at my friends house and saw it
on the VCR
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:07 PM): I would think you would try to compete with the people on the screen
AZadidas302 (7:44:17 PM): so we popped it in
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:18 PM): and have better sex with your girlfriend then they are having
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:21 PM): WAIT
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:26 PM): POPPED WHAT IN WHERE?!?!
Crouching Lotus0 (7:44:50 PM): ?!?!?!?!?!!?
AZadidas302 (7:45:03 PM): tape into the vcr you sick lil kid you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:13 PM): oh...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:21 PM): oh cmon
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:26 PM): your hiding SOMETHING
Crouching Lotus0 (7:45:32 PM): you can't just "watch" it with your girlfriend
AZadidas302 (7:46:16 PM): yeah, yeah we can
AZadidas302 (7:46:24 PM): its nothing we havent seen
Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:30 PM): did she get an erection
AZadidas302 (7:46:33 PM): well some of it i hadnt seen but i got the idea
of it
AZadidas302 (7:46:38 PM): ???
Crouching Lotus0 (7:46:43 PM): wait you only saw part of her erection?
AZadidas302 (7:46:51 PM): hmmm
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:01 PM): did you touch it
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:03 PM): well...
AZadidas302 (7:47:12 PM): boy you got some problems
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:13 PM): I THINK
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:17 PM): your girlfriend
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:19 PM): is a guy
AZadidas302 (7:47:32 PM): ahhh i see
AZadidas302 (7:47:44 PM): and how did you come to this conclusion?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:51 PM): because she had an erection
Crouching Lotus0 (7:47:53 PM): DUH
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:09 PM): giirls don't have erections
AZadidas302 (7:48:13 PM): ahhh yes... your powers of deduction are brilliant
AZadidas302 (7:48:25 PM): well they sort of do
AZadidas302 (7:48:29 PM): two of them to be exact
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:35 PM): WTF?!!?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:40 PM): girls have TWO erections?
AZadidas302 (7:48:41 PM): but lets not let that cloud your logic here
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:46 PM): well... "sort of:" erections?
AZadidas302 (7:48:48 PM): they get 'erect'
Crouching Lotus0 (7:48:56 PM): you mean their nipples
AZadidas302 (7:49:05 PM): 2 points for you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:10 PM): eww
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:12 PM): I'm not into guys
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:20 PM): I will not touch your nipples.
AZadidas302 (7:49:24 PM): i never said you were
AZadidas302 (7:49:29 PM): i never said you would
AZadidas302 (7:49:42 PM): i think freud was right...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:49:52 PM): but you were thinking it
AZadidas302 (7:50:06 PM): these compensating behaviours of yours are damn revealing of your true motive and character
AZadidas302 (7:50:32 PM): you push your fears onto other instead of
dealing with them
AZadidas302 (7:50:56 PM): don't hide my friend... be free
AZadidas302 (7:51:05 PM): : P
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:06 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:08 PM): I'll admit it
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:12 PM): I'm incredibly horny
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:15 PM): and like to reveal
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:19 PM): the homesexuality
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:21 PM): of others
AZadidas302 (7:51:32 PM): thats not what i was talking about willis
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:43 PM): oh
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:46 PM): okay I'm sorry
AZadidas302 (7:51:51 PM): i'm talking about your pushing homosexual tendencies onto others
Crouching Lotus0 (7:51:56 PM): I know you are homophobic
AZadidas302 (7:52:03 PM): now youre doing it again
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:07 PM): ahh...
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:08 PM): but
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:14 PM): you are admitting to be homosexual
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:28 PM): you say you have homosexual tendencies on you now
AZadidas302 (7:52:31 PM): well gee let me get this... im either gay or a homophobe?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:52:37 PM): both
AZadidas302 (7:53:24 PM): you're really making sense here... keep it up
sport... maybe one day you feel a boobie and know a little something something about that part of life
Crouching Lotus0 (7:53:43 PM): have you ever had pussy lips wrapped
around your head
AZadidas302 (7:54:03 PM): cant say that i have, or even that i would want to be in that situation
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:17 PM): you haven't?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:21 PM): did you come out the wrong end?
AZadidas302 (7:54:46 PM): i'm sorry i was a little young at them time, i guess that day sliupped from my memory
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:55 PM): sliupped
Crouching Lotus0 (7:54:56 PM): ?
AZadidas302 (7:54:58 PM): yes i suppose i have been in that situation
once
AZadidas302 (7:55:04 PM): slipped
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:05 PM): I bet you want it again
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:08 PM): O_O
AZadidas302 (7:55:20 PM): you're truly a master of deduction
AZadidas302 (7:55:24 PM): my hat comes off to you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:55:31 PM): deduction?
AZadidas302 (7:56:01 PM): problem solving... more over solving other
peoples problems... vices... inhabitions
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:18 PM): / / / / ========== see buddy icon
AZadidas302 (7:56:32 PM): a.d.d.?
AZadidas302 (7:56:39 PM): yeah i know
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:39 PM): :-D
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:40 PM): lol
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:46 PM): tell me what happened today
Crouching Lotus0 (7:56:48 PM): I will translate it
AZadidas302 (7:56:52 PM): ahh ok
AZadidas302 (7:57:04 PM): well i woke up and wrote down 6 dreams into
my dream journal
AZadidas302 (7:57:09 PM): then i took a shower
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:21 PM): stop right there
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:25 PM): i'm picking up a lot from that
AZadidas302 (7:57:25 PM): then i ate a bagel with blueberry cream cheese
AZadidas302 (7:57:29 PM): ok ok
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:32 PM): you write down your dreams
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:38 PM): because you want to remember any
sexual dreams you have
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:44 PM): because of your lack of sexual drive
Crouching Lotus0 (7:57:47 PM): you take a shower
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:01 PM): in the desperate hopes of having a "girl"
noticing you
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:07 PM): while you really don't care if a guy comes
onto you to
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:14 PM): you ate the bagel
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:26 PM): because you were hungry
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:27 PM): now go on
AZadidas302 (7:58:47 PM): i then contiuned to school...
AZadidas302 (7:58:50 PM): go on?
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:53 PM): yes
Crouching Lotus0 (7:58:56 PM): until I say stop
AZadidas302 (7:59:35 PM): i arrived at school at approximately 7:45 am
on the day of april 19th year 2004
Crouching Lotus0 (7:59:46 PM): I see go on
AZadidas302 (7:59:50 PM): i continued to my pre algebra class
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:00 PM): stop rightthere
AZadidas302 (8:00:12 PM): opps sorry pre calculus
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:16 PM): you continue to go to school
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:24 PM): because you want to be a big rich ass
when you get older
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:31 PM): because there would be no other way to
get a girl
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:42 PM): you remembered what time you went to
school
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:50 PM): because there was a gay pride parade
then
Crouching Lotus0 (8:00:55 PM): and you video taped it
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:01 PM): and watched it over and the date was on
it
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:21 PM): you mistaked what class you were in
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:34 PM): because you were too busy staring at the
girl in front of you's ass
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:37 PM): now go
Crouching Lotus0 (8:01:38 PM): on
AZadidas302 (8:01:58 PM): k, i took a test then conversed with christy,
ashley, and shawna
AZadidas302 (8:02:27 PM): after this i went on to my college writing class
Crouching Lotus0 (8:02:48 PM): speed it up a notch
AZadidas302 (8:02:52 PM): in this class i sat and put my head down on
the desk
AZadidas302 (8:03:04 PM): mariah came in and rubbed my back
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:05 PM): (thinking of that porno site you went on
last night)
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:15 PM): (but later you realized it was marcus)
AZadidas302 (8:03:16 PM): i said "hi"
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:29 PM): (you really said "a bit lower")
AZadidas302 (8:03:43 PM): the class was boring
Crouching Lotus0 (8:03:51 PM): (because marcus stopped early)
AZadidas302 (8:03:56 PM): after class i walked with mariah and rachel to
art
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:10 PM): (and marcus )
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:16 PM): hey
AZadidas302 (8:04:21 PM): becca was back from her vacation to oregon...
we talked about her trip
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:27 PM): I think we covered a lot of important points in this conversation
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:29 PM): don't you
AZadidas302 (8:04:39 PM): one might be led to think that
AZadidas302 (8:04:56 PM): if one was indeed a spaztic donkey
Crouching Lotus0 (8:04:57 PM): wait a sec
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:10 PM): who is this marcus character you were
talking about again?
AZadidas302 (8:05:24 PM): i think you read wrong, her name is mariah
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:36 PM): NO BACK TALK BIIIIOOOOOOTCH!
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:39 PM): Tell me about marcus.
AZadidas302 (8:05:51 PM): i dont know a marcus im sorry
Crouching Lotus0 (8:05:59 PM): just tell me about him
Crouching Lotus0 (8:06:04 PM): make him up if you have to
AZadidas302 (8:06:43 PM): marcus is this kid...
AZadidas302 (8:06:58 PM): he it tallish short with longish short hair
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:00 PM): (so far I have concluded you are a
pedophile)
AZadidas302 (8:07:11 PM): he has brownish blue eyes
AZadidas302 (8:07:30 PM): and goes by the name jefe
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:37 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:40 PM): stop there
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:46 PM): Ultimate conclusion.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:07:50 PM): You are gay.
AZadidas302 (8:08:05 PM): i dont know how mariah is going to feel about
this
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:06 PM): You like to make up your :"dream man".
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:14 PM): You have men rubbing your back.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:25 PM): You take showers in hopes of a guy liking you.
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:30 PM): you should save this chat
Crouching Lotus0 (8:08:31 PM): okay?
AZadidas302 (8:08:54 PM): could it be you pressured me to creat a
mythical man so you could sit back and imagine him whispering sweetin
nothing into your ear whilst he carreses you thighs
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:18 PM): ah ha
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:21 PM): there we go again
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:28 PM): talking about what your doing
AZadidas302 (8:09:39 PM): im sorry... its not my place to juge people
when i know nothing about them
AZadidas302 (8:09:45 PM): judge*
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:53 PM): okay
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:54 PM): good
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:57 PM): save this chat
Crouching Lotus0 (8:09:59 PM): okay
AZadidas302 (8:10:01 PM): why
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:08 PM): its important
AZadidas302 (8:10:11 PM): shall i post it in senseless banter?
AZadidas302 (8:10:13 PM): i think i will
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:16 PM): yeah
Crouching Lotus0 (8:10:18 PM): HAHAH