Things Not To Say During Sex.

[Man of Shred]

"We are SOOO, making a baby right now."

"Your sister was better."

"wanna find the reason behind my nickname : 2 minute andy?"

"What the hell is that sound?"

aight mine are lame but i'm sure there are better ones:P

[NeAvO]

My wife is better.

I was disappointed, how about you?

I think it split...

So when are you going to meet my parents?

[Artelis]

And if you tell mommy...

[Man of Shred]

f***! i told you we shoulda used a condom.[size=1][size=1][size=1]

[Kaniaz]

"I have AIDS". I think this is a pretty obvious one. Not only is it a little bit of a downer, but I do believe it's a federal offence. (Holy shit, it's spelled "offense" in America? Are you guys retarded?)

[Led]

"I have AIDS". I think this is a pretty obvious one. Not only is it a little bit of a downer, but I do believe it's a federal offence. (Holy shit, it's spelled "offense" in America? Are you guys retarded?) [/b]
How else would you spell it?
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Oh sorry wrong room.

sorry, um, what's your name again?

[Kaniaz]

How else would you spell it? [/b]
Offence

[arby]

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always. Oh, I'm Canadian BTW. So I get to be the third party vote =P

[Led]

whoopdeedoo

[Universal Mind]

Things not to say during sex:

I think we should just be friends.

Oink so I can pretend you're a pig.

How much did you say it is?

I know somebody I want to set you up with.

Why didn't you do the fucking dishes?

Bobby, bring me your report card.

What do you think about dieting?

After this, I am going out to get me some. What are you going to do?




That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always.
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... and then we landed on the moon.

Apparently, no thread is above America bashing. Be careful. You don't want us taking over Canada in under six hours. :wink:

[Volcon]

hm, you dont want to scream "mom!" when you orgasm, or worse yet "DAD!"

[MSG]

As much as I agree with most of the non-American spellings of things, I don't see why you guys care so much.

[AlternateReality]

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...
[/b]

wow we do suck for that one.
who the hell decided to make it aluminum?
i have never even heard the word aluminium

the only ones i like are the changes such as color and armor.

[Replicon]

"You know, my great aunt Beatrice died in this bed!"

[Taiji X]

"Checkmate"
or
"You have been terminated" (in an arnold voice of course)
right after you blow a load.

Actually, I fully intend to use one of those as a way to break up with a chick.
It's mean but it's funny.

[arby]

Apparently, no thread is above America bashing. Be careful. You don't want us taking over Canada in under six hours. :wink:
[/b]
You've tried once before and we kicked your sorry asses =P

Good ol' 1812.

And I can't help it, its too easy =P

[Man of Shred]

"Checkmate"
or
"You have been terminated" (in an arnold voice of course)
right after you blow a load.

Actually, I fully intend to use one of those as a way to break up with a chick.
It's mean but it's funny.
[/b]

haha I've almost called my FWB the wrong name several times. This happens if i have a hard time reaching an orgasm, i'll imagine her as someone else.

[Universal Mind]

You've tried once before and we kicked your sorry asses =P

Good ol' 1812.

And I can't help it, its too easy =P[/b]

The war was fought for many reasons. The fact that we didn't take the bit of Canadian land does not mean you won. The War of 1812 is also known as "the war that nobody won". It is still a debated topic. Many scholars say the United States won. I'll tell you what's really important. We kicked your asses in the Revolutionary War, and you didn't get your power back in 1812. Then we went on to landing on the moon and being the most powerful country and having the greatest economy in the world. We could take over Canada with just a few platoons today, and it would be laughable to watch Britain try to stop us. Your turn...

[NeAvO]

We could take over Canada with just a few platoons today, and it would be laughable to watch Britain try to stop us. Your turn...[/b]
Why did you mention Britain? and why did you go on about the moonlanding ect? He was talking about the 1812 fight, not what country is the best/most powerful.

[Universal Mind]

Why did you mention Britain? and why did you go on about the moonlanding ect? He was talking about the 1812 fight, not what country is the best/most powerful.[/b]

Read the thread. He brought up Britain. He also initiated the country bashing game.

[joey11223]

here's a few:

1) "Holy crap what is that!"

2) "Wait a sec i need a piss... nah i'm ok now "( sick i know but itmade me lol :bigteeth: )

3) you yawn

4) " Wow check out that ad!"

[Universal Mind]

he must just take Any opportunity to brag about america, even if the thread topis is things not to say during sex......[/b]

Read the thread, moron. And by the way, my country can kick your country's ass. We also dominate world business and landed on the moon. :wink:

[Neruo]

lol.

interesting to see someone else then ME hijacked a topic and turned in into American-bashing. Maybe it is just Universal Mind that causes American-Bashing conversations... Maybe he likes it... OMG FREUDIAN SLIP, or something like that :0

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Okay, nevermind.

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"I should have sex with living people more often."

[13redfan]

"I should have sex with living people more often."[/b]
lol necrophelia is dead boring....

"Which hole is the right one again?"
"I'm so glad I had the op done..."

[arby]

We kicked your asses in the Revolutionary War[/b]
What? "We beat you while we were fighting ourselves"

And we burned the whitehouse to the ground. I call that victory enough. =P

Meanwhile, while you're off invading Canada, every other country in the world (who arn't too fond of your country right now) are gonna join up against you.

ANYWAYS, where did this begin? Oh, right... We were talking about an intulectual topic before you resorted to "We could invade you, HA!"

[dearly]

"Sorry"

[Kamikaze]

"Hey, lets invite your sister in here!"

[Man of Shred]

"Hey, lets invite your sister in here!"[/b]


haha I've pulled that off without being slapped. all i had to do was hit the right spot!

[CoLd BlooDed]

"Sorry"[/b]

For some reason, I find that fucking HILARIOUS! :lol:

I'm going to stay out of the Canadian-American 'debate' we got going on here. It's pathetic to think that either country is greater than the other.

[Universal Mind]

What? "We beat you while we were fighting ourselves"

And we burned the whitehouse to the ground. I call that victory enough. =P[/b]

Oh, okay. I was thinking we won our independence from England. I think we still have it too. Try to take it from us and watch what happens. :-P

Meanwhile, while you're off invading Canada, every other country in the world (who arn't too fond of your country right now) are gonna join up against you.[/b]

Oh no, wwwwwoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!! :eek: Please dont' hurt us. What are you going to do? Kill us all and have nobody to protect the free world? That would be smart, if you could actually do that. :chuckle:

ANYWAYS, where did this begin? Oh, right... We were talking about an intulectual topic before you resorted to "We could invade you, HA!"[/b]

It's funny how America bashers always have to resort to lying. Think about that. It actually started here...

That or they just can't grasp english. Take Aluminium for example. They just drop the last i and totally destroy the word and make it so it doesn't fit with the rest of the similarly named elements...

British spellings > American spellings always. Oh, I'm Canadian BTW. So I get to be the third party vote =P[/b]

Then I continued the story with facts that piss you off. I'll tell you what. Look at a map of North America. You will see three countries. Focus on the upper two. You will see an enormous country and a much smaller one right under it. The little one protects the big one.

Do you know what you call the Canadian military? The United States military. But keep showing your lack of gratitude. We'll provide your security, business, technology, and entertainment any way. It's like a parent who takes care of his kid no matter how much of an ungrateful little shit the kid is. :wink:

[Universal Mind]

isn't that a good thing for Canada? they don't have to pay for your military but it protects them anyways? And America provides security, business, technology and entertainment? Looks like the joke is on you and your beloved america universal. from what you said, sounds like Canada is just using america...and you didnt even mention how rich canada gets selling trees and car parts and shit like that to america. ; )[/b]

That's right. And look how grateful some of them are.

[Led]

AHEM.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

really guys we are supposed to be friends now so we can fight together. Against the French!
I know you Canadians are half French, but I am willing to overlook that.

NOTE: I do not really hate the French. Most British and American culture came from them. It's them dirty Dutchmen that should go down! except they make good chocolate. OH damn it I can't think of which country to bash...

I KNOW!
North Korea! YOU ARE COMMUNIST & wear large glasses HAHAH!

[Universal Mind]

OH damn it I can't think of which country to bash...

I KNOW!
North Korea! YOU ARE COMMUNIST & wear large glasses HAHAH![/b]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Oh my GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Somebody wants to initiate a country bashing, and it's not against the United States?!!! On this web site???? Dude, you are a famous first around here now. And you actually want to bash a country that does zero good for the world and a whole lot bad. What an idea! Maybe your idea will light a spark in some of the washed brains programmed to hate exclusively the United States and Israel. Well, that's probably wishful thinking.

[bro]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Oh my GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Somebody wants to initiate a country bashing, and it's not against the United States?!!! On this web site???? Dude, you are a famous first around here now. And you actually want to bash a country that does zero good for the world and a whole lot bad. What an idea! Maybe your idea will light a spark in some of the washed brains programmed to hate exclusively the United States and Israel. Well, that's probably wishful thinking.[/b]

I concur. Country bashing does no good. (but it is fun)I am willing to bash Iran, Syria, North Korea and the government of the Sudan. With the U.S and Israel we'll get nowhere let me tell you, I could go on forever, like some people here probably would.

So anyway, how bout them nukes?

[Artelis]

AHEM.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH![/b]
Lick my balls and suck on my cock.

[13redfan]

Lick my balls and suck on my cock.[/b]
Well polish my nuts and server me a milkshake. Of course, "Blame Canada!" is a perfectly acceptable thing to say during sex.

Canada isn't even a real country.

"What's that smell?"
"Your mom taught me this thing, just lift your legs up a little higher and I'll show you...."

[Nyx]

"My dick hurts alot."

"Ok now do me." *Bends over*

"AAAAAARGGGGHHHHARAAAGGHHH!!!"

"Oh yeah baby! OH YEAH BABY!"

[13redfan]

"Ok now do me." *Bends over*[/b]
:bowdown: :bigteeth: lol that's the best one so far! ROFLMFAO

What about:
"I'm the winner!"

My friend and I once had a bet to see who got the best response, we both went home one night and took our girlfriends from behind, and in the heat of the moment screamed "STEVEN GERRARD!!!!" as loud as we could. Both our girlfriends burst out laughing. It really broke my concentration lol

[Neruo]

"Ha, I told your mom I would make her regret arresting me for raping her"

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p.s.: America sucks balls at 'defending' the 'free world'.

[Nyx]

"Let me CUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!"

"SUCK THAT COCK!"

*whispers* "I do cocaine."

[arby]

What are you going to do? Kill us all and have nobody to protect the free world?[/b]
...lol. Took you long enough to get around to your honorary buissness during the world wars.....It's funny how America bashers always have to resort to lying. Think about that. It actually started here...[/b]Where I was arguing about the variations we each had in the english language right before you went "We can invade you lolololololololol"?Then I continued the story with facts that piss you off. I'll tell you what. Look at a map of North America. You will see three countries. Focus on the upper two. You will see an enormous country and a much smaller one right under it. The little one protects the big one.[/b]Random fact of the day!We'll provide your security, business, technology, and entertainment any way.[/b]
Actually, I think we provide ourselves with business, technology, and entertainment..... And if you pull something out of your ass like "Theres so much American buissness in your country!!!!" OF COURSE THERES AMERICAN BUISSNESS HERE. Just like theres Canadian buissness in America..... Its called international buissness fool.

But anyways.... lets stop this mmkay? This is a quite nice ripoff thread of the thread I started a while back and I want to see it work out well =)

"Not tonight honey, i'm too tired"

[13redfan]

"Up the bum no babies"

[Man of Shred]

Lick my balls and suck on my cock.[/b]

actually it's "Lick my butt and suck on my balls"

[NeAvO]

Guys stop the country bashing!

[Artelis]

Guys stop the country bashing![/b]
England sucks.

[NeAvO]

England sucks.[/b]
You are so going down! :pissed:

But then I sort of agree too meh...

[13redfan]

You are so going down! :pissed:

But then I sort of agree too meh...[/b]
Hey, aren't you from England?

[Universal Mind]

...lol. Took you long enough to get around to your honorary buissness during the world wars.....Where I was arguing about the variations we each had in the english language right before you went "We can invade you lolololololololol"?Random fact of the day!
Actually, I think we provide ourselves with business, technology, and entertainment..... And if you pull something out of your ass like "Theres so much American buissness in your country!!!!" OF COURSE THERES AMERICAN BUISSNESS HERE. Just like theres Canadian buissness in America..... Its called international buissness fool.[/b]

Oh, your talk about "variations we each had in the English language" was so innocent and respectful.

Canada: The business capital of the world. Wait... That's the United States. But thank you for leading the fight to drive the Nazis out of Western Europe.

p.s.: America sucks balls at 'defending' the 'free world'.[/b]

Then why do you still have the freedom to type "America sucks balls at 'defending the 'free world'," on the internet? I guess freedom just falls from the sky onto Holland, despite the fact that so many powerful people in the world would LOVE take it away from you. Smoking pot with a wooden shoe pipe under a windmill doesn't do the trick.

Things not to say during sex:

"I'm from Canada. Our claim to fame is that we border the United States. We're protected by the United States."

"I live in Holland. Have you heard of us? We're protected by the United States."

[NeAvO]

Hey, aren't you from England?[/b]
I am.

I've gone off topic enough here.

"You're not worth the money."
"I am so disappointed right now."
"What the hell is that?"

[Man of Shred]

here's something a Canadian should not say while making love to an american woman "eh...eh...eh..EH..EH...EEEHHHHH!!!!...eh...eh...eh ..."

[Universal Mind]

here's something a Canadian should not say while making love to an american woman "eh...eh...eh..EH..EH...EEEHHHHH!!!!...eh...eh...eh ..."[/b]

I like it when they say it to me. :-P

Something not to say during sex (Well, really I encourage it.):

(Darth Vader voice) "I am your father!"

[FreshBrains]

Not really 'saying' something, but making a popping noise whenever it gets relatively quiet.

[joey11223]

i shalt end le country bashings!

Lets all agree that every country has done good things and bads things for thw world, no one is perfect so no one has the moral high ground here. Anyway our countries get along relatively ok. We have cool clubs like NATO, UN, EU and other cool party gangs!

[honyagenga]

"you know, your mums quite attractive isn't she"

or

"you know, your dads quite attractive isn't he"

[CoLd BlooDed]

"Hey, my friends were right! You ARE good!"

[Man of Shred]

so that will be $40?

[Oneironaught]

Moan and shout your own name.

or

"What's that stench?"

[Neruo]

I was out of condoms, so I cut your cat open and am using it's bowels as a condom, the cat is still alive bungling besides the bed, I thought it would be okay.

[Man of Shred]

*hand her the full condom* shows this off to your girlfriends now. spread the message!

[Oneironaught]

"Will you sign this waiver?"

[Lunalight]

April Fool! (I had to say it, I couldn't just let it sit in my brain)

[Oneironaught]

"Nurse, hand me the scalpel and rib splitters."

(I'm going straight to Hell. :eek: )