Humerous Comeback

[PSmolik90]

So, there is this individual of the female persuation who I was practicly addicted to. Any how, I have slowly given up, with hopes I might still get some with out getting something out of it. Pretty sure that is over, but wow...the wit on her little comeback just sorta makes me chuckle

After some playfull flirting, she takes something to heart gets up and storms off. She leaves her bag so i pull it over towards me. Then she is like "MIKE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ANNOYING AND I HATE YOU", so I respond with "jesus, what crawled up your ass and died". She then responds with "YOUR FAT ASS". Yes, My fat ass crawled up her ass and died. How does that even work? Oh yeah, by the weigh. Yeah its alot. Any how, with that said, any one else have a really shitty come back to a comment some one has made, or a decent one?

[WerBurN]

Originally posted by PSmolik90
Oh yeah, by the weigh. Yeah its alot. Any how, with that said, any one else have a really shitty come back to a comment some one has made, or a decent one?

nice pun, i appreciated it.........





.....fatty ;p

[nerve]

I usually end little squalls like that becuase my comebacks are just THAT AWESOME and the other person can't think of anything good enough to match it.


remember this LC? :-P

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>Originally posted by Lowercase Society@
<!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
i want to have a gigantic orgy with all the members of the band LINKIN PARK, because they rock my panties off. but oh, my panties are too far up my butt, i cant get them out.



(that was cold, i know, but you made fun of incubus
and brandon boyd is a great man.)



hmm...yeah, that WOULD be true, but the members of Linkin Park have no dicks, and I'm wearing boxers. :-P[/b]

[ffx-dreamz]

Hehe thats hilarious paperdoll. :lol:

[azwe_echo]

YOU MADE FUN OF INCUBUS?! :mad:
What is there to make fun of? Even if you don't like them... :| ...i don't see how it would be more than personal preference. Everyone in incubus just flat out rocks, and you can't deny that they're just great people in every way. And what's wrong with Linkin Park? ok, ok...let me rephrase that, what's wrong with Linkin Park other than Mike Shinoda's rapping? He doesn't ruin the band for me personally, but it's hardly fair to deny Chester Bennington any respect because of Mike or whoever else - Chester is a good vocalist...he's got passion.

In any case...
There's this kid in my school with large ears that kind of stick out...and I hear people call him Dumbo. I don't partake in making fun at others' expense...but even I can tell that's just middle school level stuff.

[PSmolik90]

HAHAHA YOUNGIN AZWE IS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

[WerBurN]

:roll:

[ffx-dreamz]

And you know that because of what kind of music he listens to?Yeah..thats like calling the Ice man himself a preteen girl because he likes pop.

Personally, I love Linkin Park, there my type of music, does that make me a middle schooler?Yes it does.

Damnit I just proved his point.. :D

[jacobo]

i'm partial to the 'yo momma' quips.

example 1:

boy 1: you're a fatty.

boy 2: yo momma's a fatty.

boy 1: my mom's dead you bastard!

boy 2: #%&$!

example 2:

*meth head grabs boy xj9er's lighter*

boy xj9er: what the hell you meth head?!?

meth head: yo momma's a meth head.

boy xj9er: go f*ck yourself you adolescent douche bag.

meth head: i think i will... and i'll throw your lighter off this balcony to prove my adolescence to the entire party.

boy xj9er: go f*ck yourself you adolescent douche bag.

(i had a rough night give me a break)

:mrgreen:

psst, i'm boy xj9er

[nerve]

Originally posted by azwe_echo
YOU MADE FUN OF INCUBUS?! :mad: *
What is there to make fun of? Even if you don't like them... :| ...i don't see how it would be more than personal preference. Everyone in incubus just flat out rocks, and you can't deny that they're just great people in every way. And what's wrong with Linkin Park? ok, ok...let me rephrase that, what's wrong with Linkin Park other than Mike Shinoda's rapping? He doesn't ruin the band for me personally, but it's hardly fair to deny Chester Bennington any respect because of Mike or whoever else - Chester is a good vocalist...he's got passion.





chill out man, I was just making fun. >:|

[Kaniaz]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP

chill out man, I was just making fun. >:|

Ditto. o_o

boy 1: you're a fatty. *

boy 2: yo momma's a fatty. *

boy 1: my mom's dead you bastard! *

boy 2: #%&$! *
[/b]

Reminds me of tihs:

Kid 1: Your mom's a right b*tch, she <valid reason here>
Kid 2: My mom is dead!
Kid 1: No she isn't!
Kid 2: My entire family is dead!
Kid 1: I saw your mom perfectly healthy walking down to the grocery store the other day!
Kid 2: Your making fun of my family! I'm gonna report you!
Kid 2 runs off.
Kid 1: Pussy.
Kid 2 (far away): My cat is dead too! You're in trouble now!
Kid 1: o_O

[azwe_echo]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
chill out man, I was just making fun. >:|

Likewise - my first line, which is the only one that warrants any sort of "chilling out," was also poking fun. The rest was merely voicing an opinion... besides, I did not discern any fun at all... :? so pardon me, I'm just a middle-schooler...right ffx? :tongue:

hmm, I enjoy a play on words that emphasizes action in order to make it sound dirty! :ohyahbaby:

example
person1: Man, I like Mountain Dew...
person2: I'll Dew your Mountain!

I dunno...I'm just really imaginative in my satire and sarcasm...I don't have set way of being silly.

[CT]

Choo choo! chk-chk-chk-chk Choo choo!

[Truthbearer]

I just like to add a "your face" everytime my sister try to insult me. They get pissed off cause it doesn't make any sense, which is the point anyway.

For example:

Dumb Biatch #1: You're an ass
Me: Your face
Dumb Biatch #1: That makes no sense
Me: Your face
*Dumb Biatch #1 gets pissed and leaves*

[Death-Wuad]

person: you stupid asshole
me: at least i didnt try to have sex with it
person: you're pretty sick
me: at least i didnt try to have sex with it

girl: go f*ck yourself
me: join in baby (say it in a very suave fashion)

[Truthbearer]

I have to say your comeback is funnier...but mine makes less sense :P