Tell Me About The Grossest Thing You've Experienced!

[Clairity]

Ok.. so I'm stuck in traffic and I casually glance to my right and catch this old guy digging for buried treasure in his nose!!! :makeitstop:
HELLOOOOO.. I can see you!! YUCK & ICK!! :disconcerted:

Well this triggered a memory long buried (at least 10 years) that I had the "pleasure" of witnessing.

I was inside a movie theater waiting to buy tickets when I noticed yet another "old" man over by the long glass windows. He was kinda hidden by a fake potted tree but (lucky me) I had a clear view.

He too was digging in his nose.. when he suddenly took a quick look around .. and FLICKED THIS HUGE BOOGER onto the glass window!!! :eek:

OMG!! I can still picture it.. this large greenish/yellowish blob suction cupped to the glass!! :barf:

With the above in mind.. I thought it would be fun (in a twisted kind of way) to have everyone share the most disgusting thing that they've ever "seen", "heard", "felt", "smelled" or "tasted" (the five senses ya know).

So on your mark.. get set.. post!! :bigteeth:

[NeAvO]

Charming...

Hrm is this the grossest things we've done or seen?

I'll just go and say what I've experienced...One time when I was younger I was at the zoo with my family and me and my brother would run up and down the gorilla area playing with the gorillas, with them following us.
Then we go to sit down with my mum and dad when one of the gorillas picks up some "brown stuff" and throws it at us. Luckily it missed me my mum and brother but it hit my dad on the chest :rolllaugh:

[ShYne123]

Ok im not going to mention any names because this could land somone in jail.


I was watching a movie with "people"

There was a old man at the house, it was dark, he was sitting next to me.

I was 14?

He grabbed my leg, i was like wtf, i scooted a little farther away.

He grabs my leg, again, i get up to casually walk into the kitchen and get away.

As im walking i glance over at him, he is masterbating.

What the hell.

I call my friend out of the room, he is like what?

I tell him what happened.

We walk back in a hour later, he is asleep with his penis out :-/

[Burns]

I was in 11th grade on a bus on the way to a basketball game with the rest of my team. We were on the expressway and I looked out my window and down into a car riding along beside the bus. The driver had his pants down and was jerking off, looking into the bus... :barf: wtf is the matter with people???

[ranma187]

the only time i ever got talked into doing "red wings" I almost threw up.

[ExoByte]

4chan...

But other than the obvious. One time I broke my arm badly, it was one of those breaks where the bone pierces out of the skin... So I was lying there and I look over at my arm and I just see a rip in it with the bone coming out and blood everywhere. I got morphine for that :P

[Vex Kitten]

the only time i ever got talked into doing "red wings" I almost threw up.[/b]
Wimp.
:P


I've seen so many disgusting things in my life time that I think I've become desensitized to almost everything. OH! The one time I was about 10 or so I walked in on my grandmother and her main f-buddy, both bare ass naked, going at it doggy style on the living room floor. That'll scar a kid something terrible. :eek:

[Burns]

The one time I was about 10 or so I walked in on my grandmother and her main f-buddy, both bare ass naked, going at it doggy style on the living room floor.[/b] Vex --->http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/burns91/Emoticons/eek2.gif

haha

[Vex Kitten]

^^^ :lol: ^^^

Yeah, that's more like it.

[Clairity]

OH LORD.. your stories are bringing back memories for me.. I'm having flashbacks!! (what did I start?!) LOL!!

Vex, wow.. I mean.. wow! When I was about 9 I walked in on my naked elderly aunt getting out of the bathtub! I had never seen another person naked before and I was soooo not prepared (shudder). I couldn't look her in the face for a LONG time!

ShYne123, what the hell! This guy's still wandering around loose!? When I was about 13, I had just gotten out of school and had gone across the street to a convenience store to get a snack. I was in line when this little old man gets in line behind me and as I was getting ready to leave after paying I felt his hand on my butt!! I was so shocked I couldn't even react.

NeAvo, I bet no one wanted to sit next to dad on the ride home! LOL!!

ExoByte, I need morphine just reading your post!! YEE-OUCH!!

Burns, it would have served him right if he'd have wrecked and wasn't able to get his pants back up before the police came!

And lastly, Ranma187, what the heck are "red wings"?

[Eldritch_of_Fire]

The first time my family got the internet.. i think around 7 or 8 years ago, we were ust typing random things into the browser...they JUST SO HAPPEN to type in ROTTEN.com...i think you all can imagine the images from that point on

[Pyrofan1]

I was chewing on one of those liquid filled plastic ice cube and it burst in my mouth, I threw up. It was sick.

[ranma187]

Wimp??? no that's just gross! I like to be fresh and clean.

Clarity. When a guy get's his red wings, it's when he has sex with a girl oral or intercourse, while she's on her period. glad you asked... aren't you!

[Clairity]

Eldritch_of_Fire.. nothing like "family" time around the ole 'puter! :bigteeth:

Pyrofan1.. you're lucky you didn't have to call poison control (plus throwing up might have spared you having to get your stomach pumped!

glad you asked... aren't you![/b]
LOL.. there's actually a name for that! Umm.. now I don't feel so good! :lipssealed:

[In My Own World]

I broke my leg playing soccer and saw the bone and...stuff =/

It was pretty nasty....

[slimslowslider]

Other people's bogies? Yuk! My own are quite tasty though.


Anyway a few notable moments include:

I was feeding the chickens on the farm where I grew up, and there were baby chicks running around everywhere.
I accidentally trod on one, and the contents of its body squirted out from under my boot.

I've had dysentery a few times on my travels - amoebic dysentery, giardia etc. Then there was bacillic dysentery (Shigellosis). Apart from feeling very ill of course, the worst thing was the site of what came out of my arse - snot-like mucus with blood.

However, probaby the grossest thing I've ever experienced:

I was the first to arrive at the site of a head-on collision between two lorries on a country road. I have some paramedic training and thought there might be something I could do. There wasn't.

Now I feel sick :(

[ShYne123]

Lol Red wings, never herd of that.

And please god, i never want to experiance it.



LOL talked into it Ranma? How did that conversation start.

"I dare you to have oral/sex with me while im on my period?"

:barf:

[Lunalight]

This girl Shawn was dissecting a shark in 7th grade, and when she cracked it's jaw some of it's skin and bone, (covered in oil from its liver BTW) flew up and hit her in the mouth. Her mouth was open.

Kid in my class picks his nose and eats it. *shudders*

Another kid in my class (who is really fat) took his stomach fat, while he was sitting down, and laid it on his desk. Eww.

Edit: You know those punching bags that are small and attached to those concrete things? Kinda like this, except the thing at the top is like concrete.

http://www.motivators.com/resize.asp?path=...BLU.jpg&v=1 (http://www.motivators.com/resize.asp?path=products/PL460BLU.jpg&v=1)

My brother's friend was punching one, missed, hit the concrete thing, and skinned his knuckles. You could see the bone. The same kid also broke his leg and got a concussion when he was waterskiing.

[Burns]

Ugh /me makes mental note not to read this thread while I'm eating. :?

[BeautifulDreamer]

Ok.. so I'm stuck in traffic and I casually glance to my right and catch this old guy digging for buried treasure in his nose!!! :makeitstop:
HELLOOOOO.. I can see you!! YUCK & ICK!! :disconcerted:

Well this triggered a memory long buried (at least 10 years) that I had the "pleasure" of witnessing.

I was inside a movie theater waiting to buy tickets when I noticed yet another "old" man over by the long glass windows. He was kinda hidden by a fake potted tree but (lucky me) I had a clear view.

He too was digging in his nose.. when he suddenly took a quick look around .. and FLICKED THIS HUGE BOOGER onto the glass window!!! :eek:

OMG!! I can still picture it.. this large greenish/yellowish blob suction cupped to the glass!! :barf:

With the above in mind.. I thought it would be fun (in a twisted kind of way) to have everyone share the most disgusting thing that they've ever "seen", "heard", "felt", "smelled" or "tasted" (the five senses ya know).

So on your mark.. get set.. post!! :bigteeth:[/b]

Pain Olympics. Google it.... UGHH. I'll spare you the details.

[tyrantt23]

Warning: If you're enjoying a nice meal, a snack, or hell, even just a cup of coffee, I wouldn't read this right now if I were you. :)

So the grossest thing that happened to me, came out of me. heh.
I was about 10, traveling with my parents and sister on some city in Brazil. We went on a boat ride, and they were selling grilled shrimp. Well, I was loving those things, so I ate about 30 of them. Then when there were almost none left, the guy decided to sell the rest for very little money, so off I go and eat about 20 more.

Needless to say, I got food poisoning... as bad as I had ever had it... lol. I sat down on the toilet that night and shat some nasty diarrhea, then I felt like throwing up... I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.

It was about 8 years before I could eat shrimp again.

[RooJ]

tyrantt23,
Haha.. thats the worst holiday ever heh

Not half as disgusting as some of these stories but i might aswell share:
I remember once when i was cutting my toe nails and decided to put the clippings in an empty walkers crisp packet. It must have been all of about 30 fu**ing seconds when i went to bin the crisp packet.. shook it.. thought there was some crisps left and poured the contents into my mouth...

MMmmmMmmm yummy!

[Burns]

I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.[/b]
Now that's just evil to make your sister clean it! o_O

[kage]

yeah, i think about the grossest things i've ever seen were on rotten.com... i haven't experienced too many really gross things in real life, thank god!

[Elwood]

Warning: If you're enjoying a nice meal, a snack, or hell, even just a cup of coffee, I wouldn't read this right now if I were you. :)

So the grossest thing that happened to me, came out of me. heh.
I was about 10, traveling with my parents and sister on some city in Brazil. We went on a boat ride, and they were selling grilled shrimp. Well, I was loving those things, so I ate about 30 of them. Then when there were almost none left, the guy decided to sell the rest for very little money, so off I go and eat about 20 more.

Needless to say, I got food poisoning... as bad as I had ever had it... lol. I sat down on the toilet that night and shat some nasty diarrhea, then I felt like throwing up... I turn around, face the toilet to throw up, and at the same time I start throwing up, some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom. My mom made my sister clean it up... lmao. Arg... it smelled of death.

It was about 8 years before I could eat shrimp again.[/b]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

LMDO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (laugh my dick off)

lol


I caught my grandpa beating off........TWICE!!! Once just wasnt enough!

And my schools trash cans. OMG they re f-ing sick

[slimslowslider]

yeah, i think about the grossest things i've ever seen were on rotten.com... i haven't experienced too many really gross things in real life, thank god![/b]

:shock: :barf:
ummm... thanks for that link!

[petersonad]

I knew of someone who would keep a spit bucket in her room. And would allow the bucket to be filled with spit and all sorts of regurgitation until she felt like throwing it away. Not the best idea to sit near that if you have to eat in her room.

[dodobird]

Well...

When I was a kid I was walking away from my house to the video place or something like that. And I began to feel that I need to do... 'something'... But I thought I could hold it, so I kept on walking... After a while I decided it's a better idea to get back. So I started to walk back, then graudally the walk turned into a trot, the trot into a run, the run into a world record breaking sprint, and guess what? I was one second too late. :(

[King and God]

One of my childhood friends - who is retarded but a really nice guy - took a dump in the woods when I was 7 and him 8. He did it right infront of me, and then he started to wipe his ass with paper he had brought from home. But that wasn't the most disgusting part. After he had wiped his ass with the paper he put it into his pockets.

[Fordy]

Once we were at the zoo and we witnessed a gorilla defecate into his hand and eat it.

And in kindergarten, someone called Tess was standing in front of the whole class and she wii'd

[Vex Kitten]

Tyrantt23... that may be the most disgusting thing I've ever read. And first thing in the morning... what a way to start off the day. :eek:


Petersonad, your story reminded me of something my sister done once. She was really sick and contsantly hacking up jelloy chunks of pleghm. Instead of go to the bathroom to spit it out every couple of minutes she found an old chip bag and sat it beside the couch, simply spat into that for a couple of hours.

My aunt and her kids came over, the youngest ran for the chipbag, snatched it and plunged his hand into it. It was great to see the transformation on his face, that greedy, smart ass smirk turn into jaw drop. He pulled his hand out and it was totally covered with thick strings of snot like spit and large gobs of quivering phlegm.

As funny as it was I still could barely keep myself from gagging at the sight of his hand.
:|

[Folqueraine]

tyrantt23, I did almost the same... I was 10 and caught gastro enteritis from my cousin... I went to throw up down the loo and... well, let's say the same thing happened. Luckily (if I may say) I still had my pyjamas on, so there was less mess, I just put it in the washing machine.

[tyrantt23]

tyrantt23, I did almost the same... I was 10 and caught gastro enteritis from my cousin... I went to throw up down the loo and... well, let's say the same thing happened. Luckily (if I may say) I still had my pyjamas on, so there was less mess, I just put it in the washing machine.[/b]
Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one. At the time I felt like I was dying, not to mention it was really "yuck" to say the least, but nowadays me and my sister get a good laugh out of it from time to time.
By the way, this is the first time I told anyone else about it. Figures... I never told anyone, then I go and post it on the internet. :doh:

[King and God]

My aunt and her kids came over, the youngest ran for the chipbag, snatched it and plunged his hand into it. It was great to see the transformation on his face, that greedy, smart ass smirk turn into jaw drop. He pulled his hand out and it was totally covered with thick strings of snot like spit and large gobs of quivering phlegm.

As funny as it was I still could barely keep myself from gagging at the sight of his hand.
:|[/b]

Haha, that's disgusting yet hilarious.

[QwinsepiaSquared]

Hahahaha, these stories are hilarious and nautious at the same time! What a great combination.

Alright, so this happened to my cousin, not me. He shares a dorm with 4 other guys at college. Late one night one guy comes home drunk, when everyone's asleep. My cousin gets up around 3 in the morning to go to the bathroom. When he enters he hears a squish squish when he steps (apparantly he never turned the lights on), decides he doesn't want to know what it is, and leaves. Gets up later to find vomit, turds, and God knows what else all over the bathroom, hallway, and bedroom. Mixed in with the carpet and everything. But the best part - the janitor made them clean it up themselves! :lmao:

Let me tell you, it wasn't fun to hear that during Easter dinner. Completely ruined my dessert.

[Beef Jerky]

some nasty, smelly diarrhea shoots out of my ass and sprays the wall of the bathroom.

I lol'd :P

Nothing really gross has ever happened to me. Although I once fell off a small rocky ledge (3ish metres) face first onto rocks. My vision was wonky for a few hours :(

[Lucid Seeker]

This was recently actually, very sickening, i was linked to a video which i was told to be a report done in iraq about the war, and as i was watching there was a dead guy in the sand with a bag over his head, then some soldier can with a big knife and began to cut off his head starting from his lips, the fact that it was real made it worse. Gives me chills

[Chaos]

The first time my family got the internet.. i think around 7 or 8 years ago, we were ust typing random things into the browser...they JUST SO HAPPEN to type in ROTTEN.com...i think you all can imagine the images from that point on

Yeah.. I've been there once b/c some friends of mine told me about it. Needless to say I haven't been back.

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one. At the time I felt like I was dying, not to mention it was really "yuck" to say the least, but nowadays me and my sister get a good laugh out of it from time to time.
By the way, this is the first time I told anyone else about it. Figures... I never told anyone, then I go and post it on the internet. :doh:

Well, I had a stomach virus once and was having the same problems, except, luckily for me, my sink is right next to my toilet, so I didn't have too much of a problem there.


Most of the discusting things I see involve my dog. He likes to go outside and eat shit, then throw it up all over the floor. Lovely...

Though, we used to raise chickens for food at our house, so I had to watch my step dad kill a bunch of them, and then my mom and I had to skin them. Yeah... That was just discusting...:(

[MrGrEmLiN]

Well, not long ago me and a friend of mine got really drunk one night and she came to sleep over at my place. So when we got home I was really happy(drunk) but my friend was a little over the edge so I asked her if she was ok and she said yes. Then suddenly she started puking on my living room floor so I went to get a bag for her. After she puked some more into the bag, we realized it had a hole... And the puke was dripping to the floor... So I had to carry the bag to the garbage can while the puke ran through my hand and then I had to clean the rest of it in the living room... Glad I was drunk or I would have puked myself!!!

[Oneironaught]

Back in 1990-91, I was driving my first car (had it for three months tops) and had some passengers. A drunk guy pulled out right in front of us, totalling both cars. After we spun around three full revolutions, one of the guys in my backseat got out and half of his scalp was hanging down over his ear and face. He had been partially scalped by my dome light.

Seeing that dude's exposed skull as he walked around in circles laughing and lethargic from the shock was quite disturbing. I had just met him an hour before that :?

[Clairity]

Oneironaught, OMG.. that is horrifying!! Is the guy ok?

Seeing something like that (and the fact that it happened in my car) would bother me for a LONG time. :( Does the thought of it still get to you?
.

[Oneironaught]

Oneironaught, OMG.. that is horrifying!! Is the guy ok?
As far as I know, yes. I never saw him again, personally, but I heard that he was doing fine.

Seeing something like that (and the fact that it happened in my car) would bother me for a LONG time. :( Does the thought of it still get to you?
.
I stood there at the hospital watching the nurse stitch his head back together. I handled it alright but it did freak me out a bit. He, on the other hand, sat there laughing and giggling the whole time. The drugs they gave him had him feeling quite nice I imagine.

The thought doesn't bother me. But it certainly isn't a pleasant thought, by any stretch of the imagination. Now, if it were my fault I would have felt very bad, worse than I did already.

I was in sore shape myself. A bunch of my teeth were loose, my gums hurt and stung like hell and some other minor pains that lingered for a good while. A little lock of my hair was left hanging from the spider-webbed windshield. Good times :D

The guy who was in the front passenger seat (who's now my Mom's Husband of 13 years) had his left hand broken up quite a bit. The only thing saving me from guilt on that one is that his hand was already "lame" due to a problem that occurred during open-heart surgery he had as a child.

The final guy - in the rear passenger-side seat - was relatively unscathed. I think he may have fled the scene for some reason but I can't say for sure. I just know that I never saw him after the wreck.

the only time i ever got talked into doing "red wings" I almost threw up.

Oh God. Did it taste like rusty old coins? I don't think I could handle that at all.

[joey11223]

Well when i was 9 my 16 year old cousin introduced my to rotten.com.... i was an innocent child until that day... I SAW A DAMN BABY HANGING OF A FUCKING FENCE POST WITH ITS ORGANS HANGING OUT!!! holy crap i mean are those pictures real or not?

but real life situation, although this doesn't sound too digusting it made me feel really sick for some reason. Me and some friends were walking and talking in school, anyway these two yr 7s( so 11-12) were messing about and one of them trips and falls backwards onto the small slope of dirty and rocks and we here this horrible crack sound from his back. Ugh it sounded so loud and nasty, so anyway the kids laying there like laughing weirdly at he obviously cant move. Ambulance came, turned out he was ok, came back to school a few weeks later, small fracture i guess but it was nasty.

[Oneironaught]

Well when i was 9 my 16 year old cousin introduced my to rotten.com.... i was an innocent child until that day... I SAW A DAMN BABY HANGING OF A FUCKING FENCE POST WITH ITS ORGANS HANGING OUT!!! holy crap i mean are those pictures real or not?
Yeah, there's some bad crap on Rotten.

[Mes Tarrant]

The one I can think of off the top of my head is when I was about 7 or 8, I lived in this place that had a lot of frogs .. ? I dunno, uhhh... but there were a lot of frogs around my house. One of them was on our driveway, and I accidentally (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) ran over it with my bike and its pinkish insides squirted off to one side. Poor thing.

[Oneironaught]

The one I can think of off the top of my head is when I was about 7 or 8, I lived in this place that had a lot of frogs .. ? I dunno, uhhh... but there were a lot of frogs around my house. One of them was on our driveway, and I accidentally (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) ran over it with my bike and its pinkish insides squirted off to one side. Poor thing.
If that's the worst you've experienced then you've lived a wonderful life thus far.

[CoLd BlooDed]

You know... I think I've repressed all my gross memories at the moment. Let me try and think and I'll be back...

[sourcejedi]

although this doesn't sound too digusting it made me feel really sick for some reason. Me and some friends were walking and talking in school, anyway these two yr 7s( so 11-12) were messing about and one of them trips and falls backwards onto the small slope of dirty and rocks and we here this horrible crack sound from his back. Ugh it sounded so loud and nasty, so anyway the kids laying there like laughing weirdly at he obviously cant move. Ambulance came, turned out he was ok, came back to school a few weeks later, small fracture i guess but it was nasty.

I think you're right to feel sick about that. I don't like thinking about the sound of bones breaking and if it was in his back he could well have his body paralysed from that point down for the rest of his life. And if there's one thing more worrying than someone who's obviously in pain in that sort of situation, it's someone who doesn't seem to feel it. I'm sure weird laughter doesn't improve matters.

Happily for me I can't think of anything to contribute to this thread.

[.:Rob:.]

I remember when my best mates brother broke his arm falling off a playground. I know it doesn't sound that bad, but there's something about when the bone pokes out, pushing into the skin that just makes me feel pretty queasy. I can put up with most things; face plants, those nasty beatings you see in fight vids all over the internet and most other stuff like that, but when it comes to broken bones there's just something more wrong and nasty about it. Like arm wrestlers breaking each others arms - if I did that to someone else I'd probably throw up.

[Vex Kitten]

I hate that bone poking up in the flesh look too. I don't mind looking at a bone already protruding out of the flesh but for some reason seeing it pushing up against the skin but not breaking through is hard for me to look at.

[Marvo]

Hah, Rob and Vex, that once happened to one of my friends aswell. His elbow had the arm-bone poking the skin, like 2 centimeters. When I saw it, and he said "Oh damn, this hurts, you gotta get some help man!!!", I was so close to rolling around laughing. For some reason, that kind of stuff just looks hillarious to me :P

But em yea, nasty stuff you say. Let me think.

[Eligos]

"Back in 1990-91, I was driving my first car (had it for three months tops) and had some passengers. A drunk guy pulled out right in front of us, totalling both cars. After we spun around three full revolutions, one of the guys in my backseat got out and half of his scalp was hanging down over his ear and face. He had been partially scalped by my dome light.

Seeing that dude's exposed skull as he walked around in circles laughing and lethargic from the shock was quite disturbing. I had just met him an hour before that "

Ahh, dude... Walking around LAUGHING? That's something I'D do!

Alright, heres my gross story! *Enter MTV lawsuit here...*

Alright, so I'm about 8 years old, and skateboarding. Within two days, I had lost 2 teeth, from skateboarding, I laughed, and joked about how I was beat up, but seeing my blood, and teeth on the ground was.. Ew.

Lets travel back in time. I'm 6 years old, and I have the miny-plastic shovels used for kids, well.. I tossed it up in the air, and for some reason it didn't come down, great. I looked up, just as I fell from a roof. I caught me just under the eyebrow, just above the eye.. Milimetres, no lie. Kinda funny, afterwards. I was pretending to be a Zombie untill I was told I needed stitches... Smart, eh?

Snowboarding with some kid, and don't ask me how, his leg twisted as he fell, and the bone punctured THROUGH his knee cap, so it was in broad sight, funny thing is, is that he laughed.

Erm, snowboarding, falling, and crawling off the hill, spewing blood from my mouth... Atleast Sean found me. :cool:

There's more, I just can't think of 'em right now.

Eligos :bump:

[Lord Toaster]

Crap there's some nasty stuff out there... I googled Pain olympics and Rotten.com :shock: not nice. WTF's wrong with the world :? Urgh, really, seriously messed up people

Nothing bad's really happened to me... when I was like 10 my sister was spinning round with a boomerang in her hand and she let go... it went straight into my face. I had a bad cut just on that bit of bone next to my eye. I'm told you could see the fat underneath the skin.
Also we cut up a heart today in Biology :p - was quite nasty, but everyone just laughed... stuck fingers through the different passageways throughout the heart :D
Urgh, I just remembered seeing a dead rabbit, the skin from its head was gone and it was literally crawling with maggots.

[Horizon_Diver]

Well...I'll tell you about one of the grossest things I witnessed, lol. One of the guys in my platoon and I got picked for the feces burning detail one day at patrol base swamp. So we went out to the crappers, lifted the panel on the side, and started to drag out the crap barrels (like the ones in Jarhead). Anyways, so my buddy, Wilson, was dragging out this barrel, and it was full, almost to the brim. It was also full of piss, even though you weren't supposed to do that in those barrels, because it takes longer to burn. So he was struggling to get this barrel out, and I offered to give him a hand, but he wanted to "be a man" or something and refused. Finally, the barrel came out, but it was too heavy and he dropped it. The week's worth of urine and feces from 100 other men then splashed upwards, covering his face and IBA. We both were in shock for a few seconds. Then I started laughing hysterically and he freaked out. It was all over his lips and everything, totally disgusting, but at the time it was more funny than gross to me.

So yeah, though it didn't happen to me, I felt it was gross enough to share.

[joey11223]

oh man that made me feel sick reading it, ewwwww!!!:p

also i love the expression on your photo!! It's like your pointing at something and going " Yeeeeeahhhhh!" or " Now that's cool" or " Don't you know it" or something like that:p

[Horizon_Diver]

Ha, thanks! I like your avatar too, it looks like the cat is doing the "heil hitler!" thing. :)

[Raven12]

I've seen more than my fair share of blood and guts...on tv and in movies. As long as I'm not eating, I don't mind it too much. Then I see that kind of stuff in pictures and videos on the internet and I just have to close the window or whatever to get it off the screen.

In person, I'd have to say it was my friend's dog having puppies. I'd never seen anyone or any animal give birth before that, so when we got the call she started to give birth, we ran right over. It was so nasty, but the mother did such a good job she didn't need any help. I did wake up in the middle of one of my surgeries when I was younger, but they hadn't cut me open yet. That was when my doc realized I needed more anesthesia than normal. I almost woke up in the middle of surgery last year. Before I had regained consciousness, I heard my anesthesiologist bitching at me for not telling him I had woken up before. It's not my fault the other one didn't tell him before she left. I told her everything when she came to talk to me before I went in 15mins later. I never even met the other guy until I was already on the operating table. I could barely open my eyes and he's standing over me bitching me out.

[NeAvO]

A bird once did its business, on me. I was lucky to be wearing a puffa coat. Still it weren't nice.

I don't know how it got the front and back of me though :?

Anyway that's as sick as my life gets...:|

[Burns]

I don't know if this is the grossest, but it's the only thing that comes to mind right now.

I was expressing a cat's anal glands at work, and the anal gland material shot out and sprayed me full in the face. It was on my lips, in my hair - everywhere. And if anyone here knows what anal glands are, or have ever smelled anal gland material, you know that it is so rank and the smell doesn't come off, even after scrubbing.
I had to walk around smelling like rancid ass all day since this happened at the beginning of my shift. :barf:

[Oneironaught]

I was expressing a cat's anal glands at work...

:bowdown: Not only are you the indisputable winner but, that was the funniest thing I've heard all day. :bigteeth:

[Goldney]

Hahahah some of this stuff is so funny.

[Pyrofan1]

I'd like to change mine. Today i tried smoking (part peer pressure, and part desire to be cool and don't lecture me) and it was the worst, the smoke tasted bad, it made me gag and cough and it burned my eyes.

[Sortilegio]

hahaha this thread is hillarious, if people are finding boogers to be the most discusting thing in their life is as ridiculus as my writting :p. I normally don't find things disgusting, But I can have a say on what doesn't pleasure me, and that is insects, I just hate to have them near/on me, especially ones like cockroaches, It's like I wouldn't mind seeing a dead dog on the street, but seeing it decomposed with bugs and stuff is just urghhh.

[Vex Kitten]

Burns... that's horrible.
*snickers*

On a slightly similar note, a very yappy dog was annoying the hell out of me, I went outside and yelled at it to stop. It kept barking so I strode over to it, the little mutt cowered, rolled over onto his back and pissed. A jet of hot dog urine came up and got me right in the eye.
:disconcerted:

[Hedphelym]

the grossest thing i've seen was when me and a friend of mine where going home from school.
we where just walking along, then he suddenly steps in a huge pile of dog shit.

he wanted to get it off as quickly as possible, so he "kicked" it off his shoe, the unbelievebeable part is that a gir some metres infront of us turned around and started ahouting to her friend behind us..next second she was digging it out of her mouth.

i've never ever laughed so hard before.

[.:Rob:.]

A bird once did its business, on me. I was lucky to be wearing a puffa coat. Still it weren't nice.

I don't know how it got the front and back of me though :?

Anyway that's as sick as my life gets...:|
Yeah, that's happened to me twice. Unluckily for me though, I was wearing a t-shirt both times:(. It's worst when you're out somewhere and can't get home to change, so you have to get used to people giving you funny looks and asking what that "stuff" is on your shoulder.

[13redfan]

:p lol some of them stories are funny, some are horrible :? like the dude having a wank in the cinema, that's not on!

I once broke a kids leg at school, we were playing soccer and this twit was sliding around kicking the sh*t outta everyone, and everyone was getting annoyed.

Being bigger (and perhaps a little too violent) I decided that next time he tried to kick me I was going to go "straight through him" as they say. So the ball bounces free of a scrap, I turn to kick it, and this kid comes sliding in for the ball. The ball is in the middle of us, so we would reach the ball at exactly the same time. Normally when that happens, the guy who puts more weight behind it comes out on top, and the other guy gets hurt.

Anyway, I go for this ball thinking I'm going to kick the living crap outta the thing, and I as I get there it bobbles up, and I hit him straight in the shin.
There's this ear splitting crack, and I feel the bone splinter and snap against my foot like when you kick a piece of wood and it breaks under your foot. :barf: That was horrible.

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.

Another thing I saw on a Porn Bloopers video, and in one scene this cameraman is filming the "facial" shot, and the "actor" is aiming at this girls face when he splooges, but it misses and hits the cameraman in the face, and is running down his lips and stuff :barf: eeeew!!!!

[Oneironaught]

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.
And may I ask what's so funny about that?

Another thing I saw on a Porn Bloopers video, and in one scene this cameraman is filming the "facial" shot, and the "actor" is aiming at this girls face when he splooges, but it misses and hits the cameraman in the face, and is running down his lips and stuff :barf: eeeew!!!!
Did you really have to go there?

I mean, really. I came to this site because I thought there were actually mature members here. It's looking more and more like maybe I was too quick to assume :shakehead2:

[Burns]

About two minutes later he tried to stand up, and was screaming "I CAN'T WIGGLE MY TOES" it was hilarious, everyone on the field was rolling around in tears, and eventually someone watching had to wade through the lying, laughing bodies to pick up this kid and carry him to the sick room.

And may I ask what's so funny about that?
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. What if it was your leg that was broken, 13redfan? :?

[Aneas]

In 2005 I found my first cousin three days dead and quickly decomposing. He had a massive heart attack (he was only 43) and he just dropped dead. He apparently went down so hard that he hit his head on the leg of an oak rocker which split his skull open. That was how he was positioned when I found him. His shirt was soaked with blood from the decomposure and there was a pool of blood and other seepage from his split skull.

[Clairity]

Aneas, I am so sorry..

I'd really need some intensive therapy after seeing that.

I know it's been years.. but are you ok?

[Aneas]

Aneas, I am so sorry..

I'd really need some intensive therapy after seeing that.

I know it's been years.. but are you ok?

Thank you, Clarity. In short I guess my answer would be no. His death was the single most devastating event that I have ever experienced. :( My first cousin (Allen) was the closest person in my life. We were raised as brothers because I was an only child. I was severely abused physically and mentally as a child and Allen was my ray of sunshine in the storm... We talked every day and I would had found him sooner but he was taking a vacation and I wanted to let him relax because he was going through a divorce. I'm actually going tomorrow to finally talk to a therapist.

[Clairity]

In short I guess my answer would be no. His death was the single most devastaing event that I have ever experienced.

I'm so glad you're going to a therapist.. but please know, that if you ever just need a friend to talk to.. I'm just a PM away. :hug:
.

[Aneas]

I'm so glad you're going to a therapist.. but please know, that if you ever just need a friend to talk to.. I'm just a PM away. :hug:
.

Thanks Clarity. People like you is what makes this site so special. :thanks:

[Clairity]

Thanks Clarity. People like you is what makes this site so special. :thanks:

:oops: .. You're so very welcome Aneas.
.

[Goldney]

Wow, Aneas that's terrible. I'm so sorry for you. It's good to know that you're going to talk to someone about that though. I think that it should help.

[13redfan]

Did you really have to go there?
I mean, really. I came to this site because I thought there were actually mature members here. It's looking more and more like maybe I was too quick to assume :shakehead2:*thinks back to grandpas masturbating in cinemas, kids eating their cousin's snot from chip bags, guys carrying their girlfriend's vomit in holey bags, and feels decidedly scolded and immature* :(
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. What if it was your leg that was broken, 13redfan? :?
Well I would have been laughed at then I suppose. It's not like malicious evil laughter, it was just funny at the time. He wasn't in pain at the time because he was in shock, and he laughed at it later. And I did apologise profusely and call his mom and help him onto the stretcher and all the rest. In the football environment we play in, people get hurt all the time and everyone takes the piss outta everyone. Kinda like being "hard" or something. I spose it is childish and immature and really mean. *thinks back to comment above, and sinks further into chair, covering face in shame* :(
In 2005 I found my first cousin three days dead and quickly decomposing. He had a massive heart attack (he was only 43) and he just dropped dead. He apparently went down so hard that he hit his head on the leg of an oak rocker which split his skull open. That was how he was positioned when I found him. His shirt was soaked with blood from the decomposure and there was a pool of blood and other seepage from his split skull.
Wow, that's hectic I'm so sorry :( that must be terrible to deal with I couldn't imagine the pain you have to deal with. Like above, I'm glad you're going to talk to someone to help get through it all.

[Burns]

I spose it is childish and immature and really mean. *thinks back to comment above, and sinks further into chair, covering face in shame* :(
heh, no worries, 13redfan :p Just checking to make sure you were still the nice guy I thought you were :)

[LucidMike14]

stepping in a huge pile of dog poo with bare feet and having it all in your toes.... EWWW

[13redfan]

stepping in a huge pile of dog poo with bare feet and having it all in your toes.... EWWW
lol yucky! My girlfriend's sister was telling me about how in school when she was about 15 she stepped in some dog poo (without knowing) and it got stuck on the bottom of her shoes. Then she sat down in class with her legs crossed, and it went on her bare leg and on her dress and socks and all over her uniform.

Then she had to write an accounting test and there was this awful smell and she couldn't understand what the hell smelled so bad!

She also told me about this time at school when a bird crapped on her head, but it went in her hair and down her face :barf: she wasn't happy that time.

[Oneironaught]

She also told me about this time at school when a bird crapped on her head, but it went in her hair and down her face :barf: she wasn't happy that time.
That same thing happened to my Grandmother when she took my cousin and I to Sea World around 1982 or so. Then, around '95, I was standing around talking to a girl and the same thing happened to her, except all over her shoulder and down her arm :D

[Goldney]

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

[13redfan]

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

That is quite disturbing

[Clairity]

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

That is quite disturbing

Yeah, it kind of got to me too. :disconcerted:
.

[bob_barker]

pain olympics




thats all Im gonna say

[trigotron]

pain olympics
thats all Im gonna say

Yes. There are a few things on the internet that can qualify as the worst things you will ever see in your life. I will list a few of the most mentioned ones from the SA thread.

(WARNING: do not under any circumstances go looking for this stuff, it's extremely fuc*ed up and will remain in your memory FOREVER if you watch it. I warned you.)

BME pain olympics
SWAP.avi
Russian soldier decapitation (only one of these listed that i've actually seen)
caged cat set on fire
woman stepping on kitty
(there's more but i can't remember it at the moment)

EDIT: i did attempt to watch BME pain olympics but i couldn't finish watching the part where the guy cuts... well... i'm not even going to say it here.

[Super Duck]

Holy fish! Some of the above are pretty damn nasty. I don't know if I can beat them but here goes...

THESE ARE NOT IDEAL TO READ WHILE EATING ... DEPENDING ON HOW STRONG YOUR STOMACH IS

--- I once squashed a fly under a piece of a broken ruler at school and all these live maggots splattered themselves out of their mother's ass.


--- Another time I got pretty damn plastered on New Years Eve and we played Truth or Dare Extreme. I was dared to shit myself, sit down a few times and leave it until 3am. Nastiest thing I've ever done.


--- My brother who's seventeen frequently (for whatever reason) walks into my room either butt-naked or with a towel on that he removes upon getting through the door.
As a result, I am now blind, hehe.


--- I once saw a picture of a guy who put a finger up his nose and managed to get it to come out between his eyeball and the wall of his eye-socket. I owlud post a link here but I don't dare look at it again. I don't know and don't care if it's computer generated or not since it grosses me out all the same.
If you must see it, search Google Images with the query "Eye". It's the first result, if memory serves...

Super Barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

[The Cusp]

Well, there was that night my friends and I refer to as Puke-a-palooza.

We were out drinking at our "spot" when someone puked. I was disgusting and made someone else puke. The smells, sights, and sounds of people wretching set off a chain reaction, which had us all puking our guts out. We couldn't stop! For me it was listening to other people doing that "almost" throw up noise repeatedly that was the worst.


And the there was the day I was drinking apple juice at work.

One of the guys I was working with peed in an empty apple juice bottle. He set it on the window sill and tried to warn me, but our machines make too much noise. I didn't hear what he said, and just nodded my head and kept working.

By the time I had worked my way over to that side of the room, well, it was hot and I was really thirsty. At least I didn't swallow.


Also I've been peed on a few times.

[bro]

I had to bump this thread...for I nearly vomited yesterday after going to a site titled removed by admin, kindly provided in dv chat by another dv member:P.

It involves scatphelia or whatever that most horrible practice is called...ingesting feces and and purging them, only to empty all of that matter into the others mouth, and back and forth for over a minute.

for your sake, stay away...please...is it bad that I provided the link?:shock:...

It's by far the worst I've seen, and much, MUCH worse than anything I've seen in my life...

[skuruza]

so i got two things: once, i wake up in the mrning, in a cheerful mood, all happy. the day is off to a great start. i walk over to my hamsters, and see that one of them is f**king half eaten (by his sns and daughters) with guts lying around him and a pile of blood soaking his snow white fur. i am one whe cannot stand blood, so my reaction wasn't all thatgreat.

second thing: once, i was overheated in the sun on the beach in crimea, and that night it was grandpa's (although do not want to call him that coz he is the reason for a lot of misery) 60 or 70th birthday, so there is a lot of food, and i fill up mainly on veggies, but also on a lot of meat and bread. the next morning, i want to throw up, but can't. we are about to leave, when i do throw up, and out come big, like the size of my mouth, white chunks of stuff, along with other minorities. i can still picture the chunks.

also, what exactly is rotten.com?

[Goldney]

scatphelia

Coprophelia: The love of faecal matter. You know how I know this? Because one of our (ex)ministers who helps runs the country was one.

[Oneironaught]

is it bad that I provided the link?:shock:...
Uh... well considering it's a PORN SITE, I'd have to call you on it and say: Yes, it was wrong to provide a link. Rules and such... Yadda-yadda :shakehead:

[Clairity]

for your sake, stay away...please...is it bad that I provided the link? :shock:....

Well bro, I didn't click the link (thanks for the warning) but I would ask that you remove it from your post.

Edit: Thanks pj for the removal (I don't have the "power" in this forum).

[sourcejedi]

also, what exactly is CENSORED?

Apply for mind surgery now to have the very question erased from your brain. Do not ask the question. Do not look at the question. Do not answer the question. Do not visit the website. Ask PJ to remove any evidence of you asking the question or mentioning that site in any way.

I hope that answers your question.

[Marvo]

It involves two lesbians playing with each other. They get naked, and poop in a glass. Then they lick the poo in the glass, they eat it, and they kiss each other and transfer poo in the proccess. Secondly, they start inserting fingers in their mouths, and start puking onto and into eachanother, still eating and playing with poo. The video ends.

[Michael]

It involves two lesbians playing with each other. They get naked, and poop in a glass. Then they lick the poo in the glass, they eat it, and they kiss each other and transfer poo in the proccess. Secondly, they start inserting fingers in their mouths, and start puking onto and into eachanother, still eating and playing with poo. The video ends.

The grossest thing I've experienced is reading this, and imagining why in the world you watched this video...

[Decipher]

Seeing a pic of a chopped off/diseased/infected genital. Sorry people. ><

[sourcejedi]

The grossest thing I've experienced is reading this, and imagining why in the world you watched this video...

I dunno, I was more grossed out by the fact he admitted it and thought we'd like to have more information.

TMI! TMI!

Can we have a rule that pure web-based grossness doesn't count?

[Jeff777]

While visiting my Uncle in Conneticut, I bunked (slept in the same bed) with my cousin, Christian (my uncle's son). Apparently whatever he ate disagreed with him that night...I could literally almost seen green smoke rising from the sheets...talk about gross...:barf::bslap:

[Marvo]

It's utterly disgusting, but I don't think any amount of grossness can make me puke or feel sick for that sake.

[ClouD]

i havent seen much gross stuff.

but whenever i go to my aunties house (im in thailand)
she is sitting there eating bugs, along with my cousin (who is a year younger than me, 15)
sometimes, they put ants (live) into the fuc*ing rice, just because it tastes "sweeter".
i nearly accidentaly ate it once also.

it grosses me out, to watch the bug break in half and the insides dribble down their chins. cockraches are the worst.

[Mrs. Jones]

i was 6 y/o, field trip, hiking, lake, and u kno how kids want to throw things in water when they see it? i only saw one rock tho. i touched it and it was a dead toad. another kid flipped it with a stick and blood spattered everywhere

but not grossest. i can't remember the grossest thing ive ever experienced. maybe seeing tubgirl?

[tekkendreams]

Ok im not going to mention any names because this could land somone in jail.


I was watching a movie with "people"

There was a old man at the house, it was dark, he was sitting next to me.

I was 14?

He grabbed my leg, i was like wtf, i scooted a little farther away.

He grabs my leg, again, i get up to casually walk into the kitchen and get away.

As im walking i glance over at him, he is masterbating.

What the hell.

I call my friend out of the room, he is like what?

I tell him what happened.

We walk back in a hour later, he is asleep with his penis out :-/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH u are jkinh right this isnt true??????????

[tekkendreams]

Well...

When I was a kid I was walking away from my house to the video place or something like that. And I began to feel that I need to do... 'something'... But I thought I could hold it, so I kept on walking... After a while I decided it's a better idea to get back. So I started to walk back, then graudally the walk turned into a trot, the trot into a run, the run into a world record breaking sprint, and guess what? I was one second too late. :(

hahahahah thats the best decriptions eever hahaha awesome awesome

[Chris182t]

Haha nice stories everyone :bigteeth:
Back in school there was this kid who used to sit next to me for a number of lessons, and he had the wonderful habbit of picking his nose and eating it. He had many methods as well. My favourite would have to be when he rubbed his finger against his sloppy nose, then brushed it against his teeth like a toothbrush.
I know its gross, but its not THAT gross right, i mean i could just not look at him. But no, i could HEAR it as well. That's right - I heard the dirty little wet noise of him suckling on his finger after it had embarked upon yet another dunk into his nostrel. And he did it ALLLL lesson, none stop!
As if that wasn't already enough, he stunk as well! Oh yes, sitting next to him was a treat for allll my senses.

So, as you can guess, I was ready to throw up by then end of maths - as if maths isn't bad enough already!

[Carôusoul]

Various pictures and videos on the internet.

*cries*

[Lord Toaster]

--- I once saw a picture of a guy who put a finger up his nose and managed to get it to come out between his eyeball and the wall of his eye-socket. I owlud post a link here but I don't dare look at it again. I don't know and don't care if it's computer generated or not since it grosses me out all the same.
If you must see it, search Google Images with the query "Eye". It's the first result, if memory serves...

Surely you don't mean this one? Came up when I searched nose eye on google...

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/finger_through_eye.jpg

(from ahajokes.com)

[Carôusoul]

Surely you don't mean this one? Came up when I searched nose eye on google...

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/finger_through_eye.jpg

(from ahajokes.com)

whats the story behind that?

It looks kinda fake.

[Mes Tarrant]

Coprophelia: The love of faecal matter. You know how I know this? Because one of our (ex)ministers who helps runs the country was one.

:o Who, and how do you know?

[Carôusoul]

Yay 2girls1cup!

[bob_barker]

butthash....


thats all Im gonna say

[Xox]

Can someone please remove that picture? I am sorry if I am over-reacting.

[Grod]

Jenkem

EDIT: I haven't actually done that, but hearing of it is disgusting.

[sourcejedi]

Yay 2girls1cup!

A housemate wrote this on our fridge (we have... not letter magnets actually, more like pixel magnets). Several previous innocents were corrupted.

Fortunately for my own sanity, I benefitted from a description of it on Slashdot (praise be unto the mighty /.), and that was enough to answer my curiosity without me actually watching it.

Nose-eye is pretty odd, but either its a fake, or the guy's missing an eye anyway so it doesn't gross me out that much.

[Marvo]

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

[Carôusoul]

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

agreed.

[Jeff777]

I don't know what's the grossest thing I've ever experienced...probably when I was a bussboy, but the grossest thing I've ever seen?

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/signaturepics/sigpic12311_4.gif

[Michael]

stepping in wet cow shit barefoot.

[Xox]

I don't know what's the grossest thing I've ever experienced...probably when I was a bussboy, but the grossest thing I've ever seen?

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/signaturepics/sigpic12311_4.gif

Hahahahahaha

:lolxtreme:

[jacobo]

hokay so here it goes...

so it's our first weekend at college... my friends roommate brings his mormon girlfriend to our margarita night... she gets so messed up that she passes out and starts pissing herself. i'm trying to keep her head up with like 8 people around me shouting out instructions in some drunken slur that i don't understand... she starts yacking all over my friends throw rug then the nursing major standing across from us starts yacking margarita and bbq dinner on my face. then the paramedics come and pump the mormons stomach.

ahh college.

[Marvo]

That's the guy from White Chicks, isn't it?

[cuddleyperson]

(WARNING: do not under any circumstances go looking for this stuff, it's extremely fuc*ed up and will remain in your memory FOREVER if you watch it. I warned you.)

BME pain olympics!!


.....this guy aint lying.... I just watched the first few seconds of that video, final rounf or something... I wouldn't recommend it...

Tri, do you if it's real, this pain olympics?

[Goldney]

:o Who, and how do you know?

Liberal democrat party spokesman Mark Oaten. (I find it ironic that he was dismissed from the liberal democrats for being too liberal)

A simple coronation was expected - but then into the fray leaped several other "Lib-Dem" parliamentarians. One of them Mark Oaten - a party spokesman on domestic affairs was just settling into his campaign stride when out came stories of some rather wild domestic affairs of his own. These involved a couple of young rent-boys who cavorted with him in a three-in-a-bed romp. Britain's News Of The World revealed that the male prostitutes were asked to "humiliate him with a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe." One of the lads - a 25 year-old Polish ballet dancer stated: "he was very specific about something special he wanted us to do to him. It's a gross act of humiliation which only a few 'punters' ask for. Quite revolting really".
Apparently his wife had not been invited to these social occasions - a major social faux pas among Liberals noted for being inclusive - and Oaten withdrew his candidacy. But not before the graphic details of his predilection for coprophilia became "factual matter." (If you don't know what for 'coprophilia' is - I recommend that you DON'T look it up...)

[Lord Toaster]

With all my Photoshop experience, I can tell it's fake. Either he's missing some of his finger, and put a fake finger on his eye, then stuck what's left of his finger in his nose, or, it was just Photoshopped.

With all my Photoshop experience (ie. none at all... I suck at photoshop), I can whole-heartedly agree with Marvo. It's pretty obviously faked. And the fact that I found it on Ahajokes.com implies that it isn't to be taken seriously...

still, if you want I will try and edit it, I'm not sure if it's too late

[Mrs. Jones]

whats the story behind that?

It looks kinda fake.

it is fake. a straight object can't go all the way in the nose at that angle.

[Mrs. Jones]

I don't know what's the grossest thing I've ever experienced...probably when I was a bussboy, but the grossest thing I've ever seen?

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/signaturepics/sigpic12311_4.gif

yeah i was gonna say....
wtf is that doin in ur sig
EDIT: it's not that bad tho... kind of hot. :P

[Xinro]

One night, I didn't feel well in my stomach, and threw up - but it came out of my nose, and for the whole weekend that I was sick, I kept throwing up through my nose. That was beyond nasty, to have to blow my nose and see little chunks of stomach stuff in the tissue, and every time I inhaled, even through my mouth, I could smell and taste puke. -Shudders- I never want to do that again. It was so gross.

[Clairity]

One night, I didn't feel well in my stomach, and threw up - but it came out of my nose, and for the whole weekend that I was sick, I kept throwing up through my nose. That was beyond nasty, to have to blow my nose and see little chunks of stomach stuff in the tissue, and every time I inhaled, even through my mouth, I could smell and taste puke. -Shudders- I never want to do that again. It was so gross.

Ewwwwwwwww! :P

[Mes Tarrant]

One night, I didn't feel well in my stomach, and threw up - but it came out of my nose, and for the whole weekend that I was sick, I kept throwing up through my nose. That was beyond nasty, to have to blow my nose and see little chunks of stomach stuff in the tissue, and every time I inhaled, even through my mouth, I could smell and taste puke. -Shudders- I never want to do that again. It was so gross.

Oh yah, I've had that happen! :P Not pleasant. It's amazing to see what can fit through there.

[Mrs. Jones]

i used to puke thru my nose all the time.

i dont get sick anymore tho

[Spartiate]

Heh, I put a lot of thought into this one, and I guess the grossest thing that I have experienced was having my finger dislocated by a football. My finger had a nice 90 degree bend at the middle joint, in the wrong direction... I snapped it back in myself, it really does make a *crunch* sound...

Anyways, to make things worse, it didn't heal properly and it ended up having a permanent bend (in the right direction though...), so I couldn't extend my finger. That felt really awkward... So then I had a surgery that more or less fixed it. It was just with local anesthetic, so I got to watch them cut me up. The surgeon was trying to sever my badly healed ligaments (so that they could be set properly), so I saw her really hacking at me with the scalpel until I heard a loud *crack*. After that, she said "we're done" and I felt my finger fully extend for the first time in months.

Still not over... I had to keep it under tight bandages for about 2 weeks, when I took the bandages off, the joint had swollen to the point that it was bigger than my thumb and the skin was all shriveled up from dehydration and lack of air exposure, mixed with that was a few stitches that would tighten up every time I moved my finger (felt really weird...).

So anyways, yeah, that finger gave me a lot of trouble :P...

[mark]

I have a few gross things I could add

1) Once on the tube in london coming back from work, it was totally packed and I was stnding near the door when some dude was violently sick. It hit the ground and splashed on all the people around including on me! To make things worse the train stopped between stations and it was the middle of summer :shock:

2) My cat eat an elastic band once before I could stop it. Coming home from work I enterred my flat to see my cat scooting around on its ass leaving a trail of crap behind it. I had to pull the elastic band out of its ass :? then on my hands and knees clean the entire floor!

3) This is the worst. Again in london standing on a tube station I saw a out of service train over to one side. Someone had jumped infront of it there was a massive splat stain on the front that trailed off along the side of the carrage. Someone had his jumped infront of it but not entirely and what was left of his body had trailed along the side of it :(

[cuddleyperson]

^^

that's the underground for ya, travel by bus.:D

[mark]

^^

that's the underground for ya, travel by bus.:D

:rolllaugh:that is really funny! lol

Its true though the underground is insane lol

[Grod]

I have a few gross things I could add

1) Once on the tube in london coming back from work, it was totally packed and I was stnding near the door when some dude was violently sick. It hit the ground and splashed on all the people around including on me! To make things worse the train stopped between stations and it was the middle of summer :shock:

2) My cat eat an elastic band once before I could stop it. Coming home from work I enterred my flat to see my cat scooting around on its ass leaving a trail of crap behind it. I had to pull the elastic band out of its ass :? then on my hands and knees clean the entire floor!

3) This is the worst. Again in london standing on a tube station I saw a out of service train over to one side. Someone had jumped infront of it there was a massive splat stain on the front that trailed off along the side of the carrage. Someone had his jumped infront of it but not entirely and what was left of his body had trailed along the side of it :(

1. Ugh

2. That sounds really painfull....

3. :shock: Holy shit dude!

[hankwheels]

When I was about 8 years old, me, my mom, and my step dad were walking home from a trip to the park.. My mom was having really bad cramps and my step dad asked what was wrong. My mom bursts out "I gotta go, I gotta go!!!!" And she started screaming and crying. My stepdad says "Diareah?" And my mom shook her head YES. At the time, I didn't know what the word "diareah" even meant so I was confused. Suddenly, I see a thick stream of brown diahreah run down my moms bare leg (she was wearing shorts). The diaheah went straight into her shoe!
I was very very disgusted.
At around the same date, my grandma was babysitting me. She wasn't wearing her diaper that day and she had explosive diaheah ALL OVER the kitchen floor. She was crying and told me "Please don't tell your mother about this!" And I'm like "It's okay grandma, my mom has diareah too". LMAO.

[Xox]

Omg! You have bad luck with diarrhea. :chuckle:

[Luminous]

I have two disgusting experiences to share.

I was watching a parade, with some band girls waiting to move on. They must have been around 8 years old. One of them was digging gold in her nose, then took out her treasure... and wiped it on the back of the girl in front of her! The other girl turned around to see if anyone wanted her attention, but the booger girl pretended that nothing had happened, and her poor victim walked off with a booger on her back.

Some years ago, I was helping with doing inventory at my local grocery store. We were eating lasagne and salad during the break, the salad was the kind that is already chopped up and mixed in a bag. There was a big bowl full. I was happily eating my salad when I noticed something moving in it. Living maggots. I silently freaked out and told the others. We found more of them in the bowl. Needless to say, we didn't have any more salad.

[Xox]

Some years ago, I was helping with doing inventory at my local grocery store. We were eating lasagne and salad during the break, the salad was the kind that is already chopped up and mixed in a bag. There was a big bowl full. I was happily eating my salad when I noticed something moving in it. Living maggots. I silently freaked out and told the others. We found more of them in the bowl. Needless to say, we didn't have any more salad.

:barf:

[Carôusoul]

I'm getting over gross.



I'm getting.. too desensitised. I need to go look at dead people pix.

[Riot Maker]

No contest. Has to be 2 girls 1 cup. My friend threw up watching that movie and i gaged.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Ugh, I forgot about that. Fucking disgusting.

[Xox]

Now that you mention 2 girl 1 cup, I'm reminded of the nastier 2 girls 1 finger.

:barf:

And thsi is from about 2 secs!

:barf:

[Clairity]

I think the one of the grossest things I've seen is a snotty nosed baby or toddler. Nose running.. dripping.. their tongue going out to taste it! :P

Not to mention that their fingers are all sticky and wanting to touch things (or you)!!

[kingofclutch]

I went to this day care thing in elementary school that was at a school and we always went into the multi purpose room to play dodgeball. So we were playing and then there was a huge bang. I looked over and there were two kids on the ground. One of them was crying a ton and one was just lying there. Everyone went over to the one that was crying. Then I looked over at the one that was just lying there and there was a huge pool of blood next to him and the top half of his shirt was red. Then as people started to look, there were gasps. Then the kid saw all the blood and started crying very loud. There were fire trucks that came to our school and they took him off in a stretcher. The other kid chipped his tooth.

[Soldier]

Im trying so hard to think of something I found disgusting/gross in my life. well this may disgust you so 10 months ago my bro shot his first elk and I was helping him gut it and I was in charge of scooping out the guts and by the time the chest area was empty there was a good deal of blood in the bottom and when I scoop the last of the guts out all the blood went glushing over my lap and my jeans were red with blood top to bottom. my friend laughed at me so I made him carry the heart back to the house. ( o yea I was able to stick up to my shoulder bladesin to the elk)

[guerilla]

Well my most disgusting/painful moment would be snapping my arm skateboarding.

did an ollie onto a rail, leaned back too much, fell with all my body weight onto my right forearm and snapped both bones, I got up and looked at my arm, and its like this large mis-shaped mess of shattered bone and....nastyness...

so yea at the hospital they gave me a shot of morphine like 3 times so I would stop crying and screaming.

that wasn't even the bad part, when they re-adjusted my arm i turned away and all i heard was

"crack pop crack ....etc"

like about 50 times, and then they put the cast on, x-ray to make sure it was re-aligned properly...

but man did that suck.

[Serkat]

Ah I know...

Colon infection with bacteria that produce hydrogen sulfide (H2S).
You burp all the time, it burns your esophagus and it smells like rotten eggs and shit in your mouth. Also this is what the people around you smell.
Additionally, your shit is green.

Good times were had.

[wer]

The Spankwire video is the worst thing I've ever seen. Period.

[dragonoverlord]

I once swam in sewer water. There is this little stream where i used to live that has a sewe leak or something and a few times a year it rains and then it floods and stuff....I was really young though.

[AmazeO XD]

I really wish I would'n't have read this thread. I'm hoping I'll forget about all these fucking websites so I don't have the haunting feeling of having to visit them to get over my uncomfortableness.

Anyways, I've been to rotten, ogrish, etc etc.
Seen 2girls1cup (I lol'ed)
Seen 2girls1finger (i lol'ed)
Seen the Olympics one (I was completely annoyed by it)
Seen 2guys1horse (I LMFAO'ED)

I've seen so many pictures of dead people and whatever. I'm honestly over it.

[wer]

I really wish I would'n't have read this thread. I'm hoping I'll forget about all these fucking websites so I don't have the haunting feeling of having to visit them to get over my uncomfortableness.

Anyways, I've been to rotten, ogrish, etc etc.
Seen 2girls1cup (I lol'ed)
Seen 2girls1finger (i lol'ed)
Seen the Olympics one (I was completely annoyed by it)
Seen 2guys1horse (I LMFAO'ED)

I've seen so many pictures of dead people and whatever. I'm honestly over it.

Those are nothing compared to Spankwire. Seriously, my sex drive was destroyed for weeks after seeing that shit. The toughest people I know were very, very disturbed by it.

[Grod]

Those are nothing compared to Spankwire. Seriously, my sex drive was destroyed for weeks after seeing that shit. The toughest people I know were very, very disturbed by it.

Can you tell a little of what it's about?

[wer]

Can you tell a little of what it's about?

Its basically three minutes of people doing terrible things to their genitals. TERRIBLE things.