All guy's thread...

[wasup]

I just got this idea... somewhere... who knows?


Someone start talking!

[Serinanth]

for the Normaly aspirated

Ok so I got this 482 im gona port out thow on a big holley 4barrel and shove it into an 86 mustang... gona make the mofo do wheelstands..

For those who go the way of turbo

My friends DSM, a talon, well hes got it all worked, threw in a 8G got his front mount intercooler rigged up all nice and leaktight take it to the track runs a 12 but blows his head gasket... DAMn that sucks.. he can even get 4 pounds of boost untill he can get that gasket fixed.

[A Lost Soul]

*peeks in* :peek:

[Seeker]

Man, I remember my '76 Monte Calro.
White with a green top, 350 four-bolt main. Man that sucker was bad!
Only trouble was, I would burn the shit out of my fingers when giving it a tune-up, especially when changeing the plugs on the number 4 and 5 cylinders.
I had a friend that had a '70 454 SS. That thing could to > 130 mph, in fact, he burned a valve at that speed one day and had his engine quit on him.
It's no fun to lose power steering and power brakes at 130 mph.

I remember riding with a friend in his Charger, We got that sucker up to 140! Fastest I've ever been on land. The thing that scared me was, afer we got off the interstate, he blew a front tire.

Can you imaging the carnage of a front blow-out at 140?

How about that Autobahn! I was over in Deutchland one time and got an Audi A6 for a rental. 200 kilos per hour and no worries about cops!
Man that was living!

[A Lost Soul]

Yeah. Stuff and cars and boobies and cars and girls and beer. Did I mention girls?

See! I've got this guy talk down to a skill! :D

[Tim]

how many mph is 200 kph

[wasup]

Mr. Soul, you forgot to mention girls :D .

Since this is an all guy's thread... he is my all guy's story of smilies...


One day, a pot head :o and a stoner :holyshit: walked into a bar to have get some beer :cheers: and have some fun :banana: . As they were having there fun :-P a guy who just went to the dentist who got his tooth pulled and was put on novacaine :P was loading his sick rifle :sniper: . He was sent by the super evil twin sister santa (read other smillie story in BWGEN) :santa: to kill them and make them go to heaven :thumbup: :angel: :flyaway: or hell :thumbdown: :mad: :evil: . As they were having there "fun" a jester came around :jester: (a woman) and the pothead :o fell in love with her :smitten: . Anyways, the sniper shot :sniper: and missed and the pothead got PISSED! :pissed: :finger: WITHOUT A SMILE!! Anyway, he ran back to his hole in the ground and daydreamed :dreaming: about that heavenly :angel: jester :jester: . As he rolled off to sleep :rolllaugh: :zzz: he had a ... GREAT !!! dream and woke up feelign great :goodjob: He soon relized that he didn't know what happened last night :whyme: and he had the WORST HANGOVER of alllll time :barf: . He felt like he had 3 eyes! :alien: . Anyway, he went over to the mirror and adjusted his afro :fro: while listening to some tunes :tunes: . He warped to the jester's house :jester: and peeked on her :peek: . What a perv... He fainted and woke up at the bar :cheers: dead floating over his body :damnit: and relized that that whole thign was a dream :dreaming: and that he really got shot :sniper: . he woke up a second after that in the jester's house :jester: doing his thang :goodjob2: :banana: and relized that he really got warped back in time and visited a medieval jester :jester: . WHAT A TRIP!! :holyshit: :holyshit: :o :o

[jill1978]

woh that pretty colorful....I did'nt want to start a gender issue I just did'nt want to subject the guys to a question about ovulation and periods...my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.

[Eternalxxxchaos]

Originally posted by jill1978
woh that pretty colorful....I did'nt want to start a gender issue I just did'nt want to subject the guys to a question about ovulation and periods...my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.

OOh..thahts not hard to remeber what is what..lol...no offense to your hubby.

[wasup]

my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.[/b]

I'd rather not know...

[Seeker]

Originally posted by Tim
how many mph is 200 kph
That's 120 mph. I backed off because I was afraid!

[Serinanth]

I got my caprice up to 130 but backed off... I get too nervous. Blowing a tire at those speeds... whooooo that would suck ass...

mmm I am going to germany next year some time.... that road is calling my name...

I would love to take some offensive driving classes, yes they do have them. Im a Newyorker so I drive offensively anyways so why not be like a car ninja.

[Seeker]

Man, If you want to drive offensively, take a trip to Italy.

Those guys are crazy! I spent some time working out of our Nice office (30 miles from Italy).
The scenery was great, the food was great, the wine and beer was great.
However, I've never seen a place before where they try to pack two cars into the same lane at every stoplight.
The guy that takes off fastest when it turns green gets the lane!

[Timotheus]

No wonder the Autobahnen hier in Deutschland are as dangerous as they are, when I listen to you guys :o coming to visit us. :wink:

[wasup]

Speaking of cars, do you think Dark Lotus is a good band name... I just thought of it for some reason and it sounds like some weird goth band or a heavy metal band that plays "depressing" type music

[GestaltAlteration]

hey you guys.... lets get drunk and eat PIZZA after a little fun :banana: Alright! :wizard:

thats all I hafta say on this topic...

[Seeker]

Originally posted by Timotheus
No wonder the Autobahnen hier in Deutschland are as dangerous as they are, when I listen to you guys *:o coming to visit us. *:wink:

Ach, bist du of Duetch? Sehr Gut :)
I used to work in Karlsruhe regularly, and so know something about the Bavaria region.
Great wines, beers, and food. The women are also very NICE ;)

I've seen some bad wrecks on the nightly news. I guess they just bring in the frontend loaders and scoop the car parts into dump trucks!

Is Peep still on the television over there? I used to watch it regularly. It was one of my favorite shows!

[Timotheus]

Unfortunately, they stopped Peep with the incredible Mrs. Veronica Feldbusch in 2000 :shakehead2:

Btw, I actually have to drive to Karlsruhe this sunday for a performance, using the dreaded Autobahn :evil:

[Seeker]

Where is your home town? I've been to many of the towns in that area.

[jill1978]

the town of tampon

[hysteria]

:lol:

[Seeker]

looks like Paperdoll has had a sex change!

Jill, town of tampon?
What does that have to do with boobies, drinking, and cars?

[DAL9000]

*SIGH* The all girls thread was more interesting...

[Silver Sphere]

Originally posted by Seeker

What does that have to do with boobies, drinking, and cars?

Here's an on-topic post for a change.

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/051103-221546.jpg

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You just won't see this level of discussion in some chick thread. No girls allowed!

(hooray, I'm not a freakin' n00b anymore)

[Skywalker]

holy crap, you have to do 59 posts to make it to novice? Ill never get there.... :shakehead:

[DAL9000]

Originally posted by Mannequin Skywalker
holy crap, you have to do 59 posts to make it to novice? Ill never get there.... :shakehead:

Don't be a post whore! Rank means nothing... If it matters that much to you make up your own title... Back in my day we didn't even have ranks! And there were only 5 of us... And we had to hike 15 miles uphill BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW just to post... And then when we did people would just read and lurk... Ahh the good ol' days... I'm sorry what were you saying? Hi! ^_^

[Silver Sphere]

Originally posted by DAL9000
Don't be a post whore! Rank means nothing... If it matters that much to you make up your own title... Back in my day we didn't even have ranks! And there were only 5 of us... And we had to hike 15 miles uphill BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW just to post... And then when we did people would just read and lurk... Ahh the good ol' days... I'm sorry what were you saying? Hi! ^_^

Spoken like a n00b. :P

*sigh* I remember when I was still just a n00b... but those days are long behind me now... I've changed so much since then...

[DAL9000]

Originally posted by Silver Sphere

Spoken like a n00b. :P

*sigh* I remember when I was still just a n00b... but those days are long behind me now... I've changed so much since then...

Bah! Back in my day we had respect for our elders, ya young whipper snapper! =P

[Silver Sphere]

Originally posted by DAL9000

Bah! Back in my day we had respect for our elders, ya young whipper snapper! =P

Perhaps someday, when you're a Novice yourself, you'll understand. Until then I guess there's not a lot I can do to help you. :lol:

[X_cheers_X]

this forum hasnt been looked at much often...so lets get it back into gear men...

talking about driving, if you have road rage, and like it, move to Athens, Greece and you'll fit right in

the driving in greece is the worst in Europe and has the highest padestrian, motorbike, and automobile death and accident in Europe also...sounds like fun

but im just here for a year or two to study so...cheers!

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes[/b]

[Silver Sphere]

I had a teacher that studied in Greece for a while and I remember him saying that if you're in Greece, don't assume that you're safe from cars just because you're standing on the sidewalk.

[X_cheers_X]

he was totally right, its effin crazy over here

hey silver sphere, your from texas, right?

i moved over here from basically TYLER TEXAS...sound familiar?


whatever tomorrow brings, ill be there, with open arms and open eyes[/b]

[Seeker]

Is Athens worse than Italy?
I spent a little time in Nice, which is essentially Italy. Man, those people drive like freekin maniacs!

[X_cheers_X]

dude, it is so freakin' crazy over here, i dont even know how to describe it in words except for CHAOS

[/quote]

[jill1978]

there is a big greek community near me in tarpon springs...Sponge diveing is the main economy....I love gyro's and stuffed grape leaves.

[Silver Sphere]

Originally posted by X_cheers_X
i moved over here from basically TYLER TEXAS...sound familiar?

Not so very far away from where I am, which is Killeen, right next to Fort Hood...

[Serinanth]

ooo stuffed grape leaves are goood

I'm a newyorker, told we are crazy, the ones that do drive like crazy just drive offensively.. hey if everyone else is trying to be defensive then I have an advantage being offensive =)

Ooo I gotta scan the funny pic from oregon.. Oregonians thing the same of pedestrians as newyorkers apparently I will stick that in here soon
at werk so cant do it now.