Only Angels Have Wings

[O'nus]

Only Angels Have Wings

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

3) Who's not lucky ?

4) Are you a manic record collector ?

5) Do you like moustaches ?

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

[Silver Sphere]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

Attacked by a zom-bee? Like in a bee-movie? Well, I haven't been converted to the legion of the undead insects yet, so if I have, it wasn't a very good bite.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

Eh, I've been broken-hearted, and if I'm anything to go by, nothing terribly good. In the short run, anyhow.

3) Who's not lucky ?

People unable to capitalize on the luck they do have. In very poor moments good luck can be turned into Twilight Zone-style dramatic irony, which is actually worse than bad luck.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?

I like hearing lots of music, "collecting" is not necessarily so important. Mp3s are better than signed copies off of Ebay. But I still buy music, of course. I have a freakishly sized cd collection but it was mostly bought cheap.

5) Do you like moustaches ?

I like civil war moustaches, although I don't think I'd actually like to have one. Can't grow a decent one myself anyway, so I guess it's a moot point. On females, they creep me out - not just civil war moustaches, all of 'em.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

I'll be a big jerk and pick a band nobody's heard of, but that's just 'cause I'm being honest: that would be the British harbingers of the apocalypse known as ESOTERIC. As for the worst... well, that Madonna-Britney Spears kiss was hot for about thirty seconds, and then my brain started working again and I just wanted to throw up and nuke civilization. Mark my words: in ten years pop stars won't even sing, they'll just hire a couple of teenage girls to strip to their underwear and makeout on stage while prerecorded music plays. Well, we've already got Tatu...

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

I'm being one right now; I cope with it by doing what I'm currently doing. There's got to be a better way! Sometimes I can't sleep, others I can't stay awake. I can't ever seem to sleep when I want to. I rarely fall asleep quickly when I try to, but I often fall asleep on accident.

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

That'd be Phoebe Cates, preferably as she was about 20 or so years ago. Not that doesn't still look quite good...

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

No, but I'll say it's Henry David Thoreau anyway, even though I never made it all the way through Walden.

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

If you can overlook the fact that he used to be a whiny jackass, perhaps. He definitely has his strong points, to wit:

[list]*effective politician
*articulate speaker
*succeeds in spite of physical disabilities
*strong religious convictions
*tries to reconcile with estranged son
*impressive military record
*snappy dresser[list]I'd vote for him.

[A Lost Soul]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?
Nope. I'm terrified of bees (I've recently reconciled my differences with the fluffy, honey-making variety, although I still cower when I see the shiny, nasty ones). Whether dead or alive, I leave them the hell alone...

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?
Well, it depends. If it's me, I roll around in my sorrow like a pig in mud and eventually (waaaaaaay eventually) get over it and find someone else to obsess over.

3) Who's not lucky ?
Again, it depends on what you mean.
In love: Me. I have my birth mother's horrid track record with men. "Hey, I love you only not really..." *sigh*

In looks: Bill Gates. That guy got a great deal on brains, but it cost him a face.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
What's a record? CeeDee? What are these things you speak of? I collect MP3s. *glances around nervously for the Kazaa police...*

5) Do you like moustaches ?
Nope. They tickle and they're not sexy at all. Goatee's are ok, though.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?
Favorite: Evanescence
Worst Favorite: If you mean my least favorite, I would have to say Green Day (sorry, Paperdoll!) and all their clones. :(

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?
Yep. I cope with my artwork.

8 ) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?
No one I can think of. Hollywood actually pisses me off, but that's another story altogether.

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?
Yep. Gozen Tomoe. She kicked ass.

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?
LOL. I have to second Silver Sphere on this one.

[Silver Sphere]

I hate to this thread hit the bottom. Answering these wacky questions will probably tell us more about you than any regular questionaire would!

Here's a picture of a smiling sandwich to cheer you up and encourage you: http://www.uploadit.org/files2/051103-smilingsandwich.jpg

[hysteria]

Only Angels Have Wings

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

It's WERE..and no.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

their hearts get broken.

3) Who's not lucky ?

me.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?

huh?

5) Do you like moustaches ?

not really.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

Favorite: Jack off Jill! (check it out Lost Soul!)
Least: any rap. country. or other shit. that "ahh skee skee skee skee" rap song i hear everyone yelling. annoying as hell. (i don't LOVE Greenday btw Lost Soul, just think they are ok.)

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

yes i am. like Lost Soul, i draw.

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

none. i have Alec. did you mean dead OR alive?

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

ummm.....

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

all hail the Darth of the Vader! and it's DARTH not dark...good GOD learn to spell..

[Serinanth]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?
naw sirh, dem bees don bite, dey sting!... and yeah...

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?
They mend in time, if not...

3) Who's not lucky ?
Not me.. I just have good timing.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
Got the beetles white album on white vinyl that has a rust stain in it... but I dont collect records, thats couresy of my parents. I dont have any Mp3's because that would be wrong and poor lars ulrich might not be able to buy the gold plated poolside cabana today.. he will have to save up for a week to get it..

5) Do you like moustaches ?
only if they are dastardly

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?
*shrugs* I duno I like music... ?

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?
Yep... I go to work. (and here I am)

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?
I dont personaly know any, but in the looks department, liv tyler is damned fine

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?
Yep, my dad.


10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

*waves his hand in the air*
no he is not, you will worship me now.

[hysteria]

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
What's a record? CeeDee? What are these things you speak of? I collect MP3s. *glances around nervously for the Kazaa police...*[/b]

better look out, they are arresting people like crazy...

[A Lost Soul]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
4) Are you a manic record collector ?
What's a record? CeeDee? What are these things you speak of? I collect MP3s. *glances around nervously for the Kazaa police...*

better look out, they are arresting people like crazy...[/b]

Yeah, no kidding. Too bad they'll never get the amount of money they're suing people for. I'll never see that much money in my lifetime. Stupid assholes. Grr... Like it's any different from taping a fucking song off the radio like we did in the 80s. Fucking record companies don't even need the money. They don't do anything except leech off of people who have talents that they will never, ever acheive.

And here's a message to the mighty Metallica-FUCK YOU! I DOWLOADED the new St. Anger album. And promplty deleted it because it SUCKED! If you want people to buy your albums, try making good music first. Grr. Fuckers. :finger:

I'm not a little sensative about this or anything...

And Seri, what the hell are you talking about? Good timing? What's that? I wouldn't know. Oh, and bees do in fact bite. Just a little FYI. :D

[Serinanth]

I am not lucky perse

I have good timing... I uhh duno how else to say it?

I end up in the right place at the right time? I duno...

[hysteria]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul


And here's a message to the mighty Metallica-FUCK YOU! I DOWLOADED the new St. Anger album. And promplty deleted it because it SUCKED! If you want people to buy your albums, try making good music first. Grr. Fuckers. :finger:



ROFLMFAO!!!! so true!

[O'nus]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
Only Angels Have Wings

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

It's WERE..and no.

all hail the Darth of the Vader! and it's DARTH not dark...good GOD learn to spell..

I checked the test three times before post,

I made no typo's

[hysteria]

except that you put "dark" instead of "darth" and "was" instead of "were"?

[O'nus]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
except that you put \"dark\" instead of \"darth\" and \"was\" instead of \"were\"?

Nope, I made no typo's.

Let me re-itterate, that I looked it over three times before posting; there were no typo's.

[Demerzel]

i am bumping this thread, cause its funny how o'nus manages to speak the truth but have a post with a few deliberate errors.

PS: its typos, not typo's.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Before I submit my answers, I would first like to ask a few questions myself, which are:

(1) O'nus, what prompted you to start this thread? Was it...the influence of substances, by any stretch? O.o Or something more mundane, like exhaustion or boredom?
(2) What does the title have to do with the thread?

Anyway...

1) Were you ever bit by a dead bee ?
Luckily, dead bees are, well, dead, so I normally just squish them or pick them up and toss them in the trash or flush them or something. As for being stung by live ones, yes, unfortunately, I have been -- by a large wasp at the age of five, and thus developed a terrible apiphobia (fear of bees).

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?
They either wallow in their sorrow until they die or cry a river, then build a bridge and get over it, and get on with their lives, becoming stronger against rejection, and more courageous in personality in general.

3) Who's not lucky ?
While there is a seemingly infinite list of answers to this question, I excerpt only a few:
~ Someone whose lottery numbers are only off by one digit of the winning combo
~ Getting a flat tire, running out of gas, or ramming into a giant buck in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere
~ Someone whose impressive, painstakingly compiled resume or painstakingly-studied for and potentially aced test gets mistakenly shredded

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
Records are for fossils. Mp3s are where it's at -- and the RIAA can kiss my ass.

5) Do you like moustaches ?
I used not to -- but then, I swear, Adam Goldberg as Mordechai Jefferson Carver a.k.a. The Hebrew Hammer turned me on to facial hair. So yes, but usually coupled with a big, thick beard. :D

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?
Favorite is actually Tackey & Tsubasa, although they're more of a duo -- so say V6. I don't have a worst favorite band, or at least, I can't think of one that I particularly hate at the moment.

7) Are you an insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?
I thought I was, but it turns out I'm just a nightowl. I also thought I was manic-depressive, but it turns out, that's just the concentration (or lack thereof) of anti-depressants in my bloodstream.

8) Which hollywood star (dead or alive) would you like to date ?
I'd LOVE to date the black (i.e. 1980's, twenty-ish year old) Michael Jackson.

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?
Anyone who grew up as being "on the fringe" and mostly outcast, then surprised everyone by doing something that kicked serious ass, and warranted mass apologies from family, old friends and acquaintences.

10) Is Darth Vader worth worshipping ?
HELL NO! TREK RULES, WARS DROOLS LIKE A POST-OP LOBOTOMY PATIENT! :madtongue: :D

http://img219.exs.cx/img219/9428/startrekgeeky0hx.gif

[dream-scape]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

Yeah. You know, you gotta be careful of dead bees. They can sting ya just as bad as live ones, especially if they was kinda mad when they got killed. (To Have And Have Not (1944))

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

Who had love that's now departed? (Boy George)

No need to continue because I have already won.

[jacobo]

Only Angels Have Wings

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

i was never bit by any bee.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

nothing, they're the same people as they were before.

3) Who's not lucky ?

everyone.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?

i'm a manic nothing.

5) Do you like moustaches ?

i don't dislike moustaches.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

tool is favorite and worst favorite would have to be the faint.

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

i do not suffer from the illness, nor am i aware that i cause the illness. at this point in time i haven't the need to cope with an illness that by all measurable standards, i don't have..

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

i don't date dead people.

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

i do not. aniela jaffé.

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

it depends on the circumstances.

[irishcream]

Originally posted by O'nus
Only Angels Have Wings

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

no, but i've been stung twice, and am terrified of them.
2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

they heal and start over
3) Who's not lucky ?

anyone who can't turn a situation to their advantage
4) Are you a manic record collector ?

no, but i'm a music nut
5) Do you like moustaches ?

beards, yes, moustaches, definitely not.
6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

favourite band: Keane Worst band: Busted
7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

only sometimes, and when i am, i just put up with it. only problem with insomnia is i can't dream
8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

i don't know...i don't really do film stars. better to ask me who i would take for a drink...marylin monroe.
9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

i don't have one. i rely on myself
10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping ?

i don't think so.

[Amethyst Star]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?
No. But one time I was bit by something near a bee's nest. It created a purple-ish "bruise" on my chin that covered with scar tissue. Still have no clue what it was besides the wierdest reaction I've ever had.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?
They survive, but what they do with the pieces is another question.

3) Who's not lucky ?
Me. I suck at card games and haven't had an LD since around March 5th or so.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
No. I perfer listening to my parent's records when I go home and their record player is working.

5) Do you like moustaches ?
On some men. On me, no. On my boyfriend, no.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?
Favorite band: Casting Crowns
"worst" favorite band: anything Country or on "Star FM" in Missoula. They play the same friggin' 15 songs over and over!

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?
No, I'm not. I'm very grateful for it. However, I can't seem to WILD at all because I can't find that balance and end up just not falling alseep.

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?
Hugh Jackman! Duh! :smitten:
(I love teasing my b/f about that :D )

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?
Hugh Jackman! :smitten: ...... or my dad. He's a smart man... tho I think he's in touch with his inner-chilld too much at times.

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping?
No. He turned to the dark side. However, since he did become good at the very end, he is to be respected :P

[Kaniaz]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?
No.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?
They sow it back together.

3) Who's not lucky ?
Mr. Kipling. But he does make exceedingly good cakes.

4) Are you a manic record collector ?
Are you a floating sausage with spicy toppings?

5) Do you like moustaches ?
Yes I'm cultivating one in my back yard.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?
Favourite Band: Scissor Sisters? Worst Band: The Marching Band of Missispi

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?
Yes, I'm a insomaniac. I kill myself to get to sleep every night.

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?
Don't know any.

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?
The muffin man.

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping?
Only the muffin man is worth worshipping. Because, well, he delivers the dough. Haha! Get it! Dough, muffins, muffins, dough...haha...no.

[bradybaker]

1) Was you ever bit by a dead bee ?

No...I once swallowed one though.

2) What becomes of the broken-hearted ?

Quadruple bypass surgery.

3) Who's not lucky?

Michael Jackson. Why can't a crazy gender/race challenged guy just be left alone?

4) Are you a manic record collector ?

I wish. I need a record player first...

5) Do you like moustaches ?

They do make 70s porn just that much more funny.

6) Favorite band and worst favorite band at the moment ?

Fav: The White Stripes
Worst: Simple Plan

7) Are you insomniac ? How do you cope with it ?

I lay awake for hours at a time. I usually end up putting on some 70s porn to fall asleep to.

8 )Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

Julie Delpy

9) Do you have a hero ? Who is it ?

Umm. Probably Gene Ray.
http://www.timecube.com/

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping?

Dark Vader? Sounds like a 70s porn star to me...

[jacobo]

Originally posted by O'nus+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(O'nus)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
except that you put \"dark\" instead of \"darth\" and \"was\" instead of \"were\"?

Nope, I made no typo's.

Let me re-itterate, that I looked it over three times before posting; there were no typo's.[/b]

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

none?

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by bradybaker

10) Is Dark Vader worth worshipping?

Dark Vader? Sounds like a 70s porn star to me...

Maybe he meant Dark Helmut (http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/s/spaceballs.jpg)? :chuckle:

[O'nus]

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>Originally posted by O'nus@
<!--QuoteBegin-Paperdoll EP
except that you put \"dark\" instead of \"darth\" and \"was\" instead of \"were\"?

Nope, I made no typo's.

Let me re-itterate, that I looked it over three times before posting; there were no typo's.

8) Which hollywood star (dead of alive) would you like to date ?

none?[/b]

None. I made no mistakes.

This questionaire does have a subtle intention and so far it has been very successful.

It's a mix of artistic nature and psychology.

*Loves the results... curious if anyone can catch onto it's meaning*

Also, I'm surprised it's been resurrected, lol.

[O'nus]

Originally posted by Techboy
i am bumping this thread, cause its funny how o'nus manages to speak the truth but have a post with a few deliberate errors.

PS: its typos, not typo's.

;)