Introduce yourself.. with your elbows!

[TweaK]

her.llop iolk q m, xAZm ,nkjxsdcexsdfrc qawm ,nerfd ilk,jm awsqaçµ1`

"Hello, I am Xander and I'm 16". Not so bad if you ask me.

[Alex D]

hjerl:l:lo ik zamù! :lfrc x FC

Hello, I am Alex D

[CoLd BlooDed]

l.,\\
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Fuck, I tried backspacing but it didn't work.

That says "I'm."

[Lord Toaster]

bhjnwsell;kpolopl>:@? ,uij mnaz| AZSL M,TFRGOPAZ\AZSFGVRD.

It reads (obviously): hello, my name is Toast

[Half/Dreaming]

halvf/dream ing in the hokused

"half/dreaming in the house"

Thank god for pointy elbows.

[Xyn]

njhdellol ikm tgyhl,kedrf

Wow, didnt work so great!

Suppose to say, Hello, Im tyler

[TweaK]

cx erfdapo mn aqn b ytghgbaftr .,lkoilkoklksx gfoilkopldc

"Damn man, that looks good".

[Marvo]

hellæo ik'øm, erik, IO'm 16 years ld

"Hello I'm Erik, I'm 16 years old"

Not all too bad.

[Goldney]

ioz\a m, yoiuyr gfoid!¬!!¬!¬!¬ wqoreship mew./

I am your God!!!!! Worship me.


Not bad...

[joey11223]

ghe36y6 g7y7s itsw uujuode3yt

"hey guys its joey"

.....lol

[BiVixen]

Hzallo I'm Rachel. KI azm fifteen years olkd!

Translation: Hallo I'm rachel. I am fifteen years old!

(Yes, I have pointy elbows.)

[Amethyst Star]

sad,MW35RT4JMNHYU67HTSR5T DCyt6hsart54f hyerrte3l;/';l.

"Amethyst Star here."

I guess my elbows aren't very pointy.... *looks down* Nope.

EDIT: And I like Neavo's suggestion from chat: "Type with your eyebrows." I'll let him explain :D

[NeAvO]

hjello ia m N \eAS v O, lio am 17u.

hello I am NeAvO, I am 17.

Came out alot better then I would've thought.

Oh and the eyebrow thing that Amé mentioned, is because she misread the topics title and thought it was "introduce yourself with your eyebrows". Yeah weird I know.

*shifty eyes*

EDIT: Actually, I'm lying. I made the mistake myself but just wanted to pull a good prank on my friend and ninja... wait.. ninja? *runs away*

[Goldney]

NOSE TIME!

iam nqw2ewsomje;/ ahndb jy namje bis gooldney

I am awesome. And my name is Goldney. Damn my not poky nose.

[Half/Dreaming]

nose is easy

"nose is easy"

bitches.

[27]

hello, i'm 27 and i'm 18

No translation nessisary.

We are allowed to backspace with our elbows arn't we? I couldn't capitalize anything without totally screwing it up.

[arby]

657657768ghujbhgf57vghcf4567tmknjhyu8i9mknjbhg6787 9i.;nb6789i0op-;'[]/
;.bhjgu890op-'[]
\"?;[.6890o-;'[/. 67890 fgedfgertyuikkkfgty78u9kl

If a million monkeys tapped away on a million keyboards, would they eventually introduce all of us?

[FreeOne]

tboisad lksad dfijmnj./ io asm, ferwedeklsdw

lol oops.

"this is fun. i am freefire

[Half/Dreaming]

yall ssuck at tthiss

that was with my big toe.

[Man of Steel]

Hi, I'm Josh. I'm 18 and a damn good typist with my elbows. Read and weep.



I only had to press backspace about four times because of mistakes...

[Half/Dreaming]

I am so seriously the best at this. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it, either. You might as well quit now.

Yep, I did that with my abs.

[Man of Steel]

I believe you too. No, really, I do. You are the most awesome typist with extremities (or not so extreme-ities) I have never seen!



Yeah. I typed that just by looking at the keys I wanted to press. Didn't even touch the keyboard...

[Half/Dreaming]

No, its that my abs are so rock hard they have actually converged into points.

I did that one with my hair.

[FreeOne]

no one is better than me.

I did that with my telekenisis powers...blindfolded, in a river during a flood, with sharks swiming around me, and a skinned knee. Oh and i was eating pizza without cheese. beat that :p

[Pirate]

holwsdyh, ik'm bijl,l,yh. 9in okty0o


"howdy, i'm billy. (not)"

[Man of Shred]

edamn,ma oisa fgposd/. oi waasaz reaolsaewsds pobn trjked ,mdsaolreyt vb olrtfxcjuh

"Ranma is god. I was raised on the Dairy bitch!"

[Alex D]

hello i am alexx d .

that was the same as my last one, but on my laptop. Good, eh?

[Pirate]

alli uise is my laspttop

"all i use is my laptop"

[Goldney]

ranma i am god and also a better elbow typist
so hah

All done with elbows. What's really weird after you've been typing with elbows your fingers feel really dainty and thin.

[Man of Steel]

Just a tip; if you press Caps Lock then you can capitalize letters much easier. I actually did type my first post with my elbows, I wasn't just being facetious.


Also, like spyrate, all I use is my laptop. Granted, it's a big one, but still.

[Barnsey]

jhe;ll;op io';[m, bn saemnsaweyujh

'Hello I'm Barnsey'

[Beef Jerky]

yhqlklkok, iuch b jkn dcdsasbn

dcjhbaZzsfg mneuijn tresxtgrfcler ghertgoll.ed mn

"Hallo, ich bin Dean

Du hast mein Testicle gestolen"


Damn it all!

[Xox]

hey i am n rabia i a 15 yrs youn g sok whbatsz jlp. i am on my laptop wooo bnhooo
translation - "hey i am rabia. i am 15 yrs young. so whats up. i am on my laptop wooo hooo"

[Lseadragon]

I am lseadragon. Hellop..

Damn, so close.

[•Neko•]

hi,m i'm neikoi ane i ruiler ther w904poerd.

"Hi, I'm Neko and I rule the world."

I've got broad elbows. :lol:

[wannywan]

nbdfe.,.lo. kim rfgtyhzan , ;p.,dezaxsdecd gthlo m ededtg yholiuj.

'Hello, I'm Ryan, pleased to meet you.'

[Carôusoul]

ubghaztg5red ytkiuhyj aQ,,L


...

[Hazel]

HJewllo, I am WweelilhaZEL

"Hello, I am Weelilhazel." (Not using backspace at all!) LOL I accedentally hit caps lock at the end.

[Twoshadows]

hewl;lo, i'm, tweosdhasdowesd...

i love DV1


"hello, I'm twoshadows...

I love DV!"

:D

[pyroguy305]

n .,.lo crtfjsd nsxsxz m,yh bndc kidc p;uyjhnrtfgolbujgb.

Hello friends. My name is pyroguy..

^^that makes me feel dumb..

[Mes Tarrant]

hyewlklio imj mdesd and 9 am your gfoiddewsas queeeeeerehn
!!!!!!!!!!!

"hello im mes and i am your goddess queen" i cannot believe that you made me do this...

[peppy]

hdlllo rftherewe, ii aqm pdppyy!

"Hello there, i am peppy!" Not as easy as I expected...

[Bearsy]

i'm on m by l anmop intrducing mysedll with my tkonngur./ i didn'y oook up once. m y rongue hurts now.



"I'm on my laptop introducing myself with my tongue. I didn't look up once. My tongue hurts now."

[TweaK]

llol intro with tinge is funny

...My attempt at saying "lol, intro with tongue is funny".

[Bearsy]

Io------------------n jp df -r54i 7yusw4 vc -kh -d iku 83213 wre



^ that was my elbow saying "I used my tongue cause my elbows are fucking huge"


EDIT: I had to put white dashes to fill in the part that was only spaces. It automatically filled it in.

[CoLd BlooDed]

i am typing sloewly

Supposed to say "Hey I'm getting better at this."

:P No, it says I am typing slowly, I got a technique for it now.

[wasup]

Hey, I'm wasup and I come from Vermont. I am very trained in typing with my elbows.

[hopefullninja]

i aZm holp;eful ninja i'll tyrow a beaver at you

I am hopefullninja I'll trow a beaver at you...I got the hang of it at the end and didn't use backspace:boogie:

[Neruo]

hjnasyhu thnjasfrt p;[/'rop;[pl.desd

Hey there peoples

[Adam]

you ares alk c razy

You are all crazy

:D

[Goldney]

cvzbvrfgtd m, bnxs msz mj vfgtrgtk mnh nmjhxrtg5fdf

Fat elbows make typing hard.

[Lonewolf]

hello im rebecc a age 16


booyea bony elbows to jab you with

[BLUELINE976]

blueline97y6 isx the best.

"Blueline976 is the best.", but you could already tell.

Not bad :).

[Animegal]

hjnre,ll,ko az n a\z nn bju 1quy7 ghewazresd oll,kcfd

Hello, am Anni...18 years old xD lol...ghewazresd

[badassbob]

hello, i'm bob.

It says "hello, I'm Bob". I picked up the keyboard and tilted it in my direction a bit, don't know if that's cheating. Maybe I just have pointy elbows.

[Identity X]

hnjedl,lkoi iukmn asahglkeryub nmoisztr okfv ythiouyh mj bnkisw nmed bvyytg bnksd

"Hello I'm Ashley, most of you know me by now"

Yeah, I suck.

[keyboardmonster]

ed,LK,LIK< ., ikuiMJAZnm yholujjfr .lolcvzsslonmumndedre bdfre l,ujfrkmjeded.,
bnoiksw ik wsikl,.l, edazstgg hgylokujr5 nolstyrki.lsd., looilk


... ok...
wat i said was: Ello. i am your local underbed - lurker. i will now eat your nostrils. lol

[Mark75]

Hello, I'm Mark. Deamviews, elbows. Elbows, Dreamviews.

If a million monkeys tapped away on a million keyboards, would they eventually introduce all of us?

As DV's membership approaches the 1,000,000 mark, this becomes increasingly less plausible.

[one]

ikhnjasvvvvvvvvvvvvve bdd nlofrtgcgthxsjb n
*the above obviously reads: I have Been practicing.*

hndesl.l.lo ikm, gthd lnrf 9o2w30p bn b njug bncll m , ntolbn yhu
*again, quite obviously reading: hello im the one 920 but but call me Toby :P*

[Idec Sdawkminn]

all hyasilo t6yhje jmiu8gfhgtr idec sdaswkm,innm

Haha! It says "All hail the mighty idec sdawkminn".

no one is better than me.

I did that with my telekenisis powers...blindfolded, in a river during a flood, with sharks swiming around me, and a skinned knee. Oh and i was eating pizza without cheese. beat that :p

I typed this sentence by calculating the angles and distances necessary to drop my mouse to have it short-circuit in exactly the right way to make it copy and paste characters from the Character Map into this text box, and executed each of those precise mouse drops by way of throwing clothes backwards, over my head, without looking, at my cat at such well-timed intervals and controlled speeds and power based on its current position and location so that its reactions to the clothes would cause it to kick the mouse up in exactly the way needed.