Haiku Game

[Out of the Blue]

w00t, Haiku game time!

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I write a haiku, then leave a topic for the next poster. The following poster writes a haiku based on that topic and leaves a topic for the next poster. And so on and so on.

Ah haiku game time
I hope this will be much fun
Only time will tell
--
Magnifying Glasses

((EDIT: Mods, if this is considered senseless banter, please move))

[skysaw]

held up to my eye
now I can perceive what was
too small to be seen

Next: Marshmallows

[•Neko•]

Marshmallows are nice
Soft and squishy in my mouth
Taste like strawberries

Next: Ponies :D

[Marvo]

over the fire
they will feed me
so I no starve

Next: Monitor

edit: ninja'd by Neko :(

edit2: oh, the instapost actually fits with ponies, though it does seem a bit.. violent! Poor ponies :(

[•Neko•]

Sorry Marvo. There should be some kind of time delay between posting. Also, your haiku doesn't really work for me... :wtf:

Monitor my cheese
So that no one will steal it
It's so delicious!

Next: Ducks

[Goldney]

The ducks are bobbing
With the water of the pond
Going, "Quack, quack, quack."

Profound...

Shooting stars

[wasup]

I cracked up at Marvo's post about the ponies (I didn't realize it was for marshmellows). Great...

[Man of Steel]

Crossing the night sky
Like bullets shot from a gun;
What the hell are they?


Sharpies/permanent markers.

[skysaw]

indelible ink
as if a beautiful scar
stroked smooth on paper

Next: Snow

[Man of Steel]

White as fleece it falls;
Covering the barren ground.
It must be winter.


What about... Chicken pox.

[sleepygirl]

red dots on my skin
all sick in my bedroom
getting so tired

i hope this is right
umm... how about fire

[Man of Steel]

You're short a syllable on the last two lines, but meh. We're just having fun here. Fire, eh?

Flames licking at drapes,
Sparks popping in the attic;
Arson is so fun...

:D Just kidding, of course, How about lightsabers next? That should be a challenge.

[BiVixen]

Dark Side and The Force
Wielding flesh-searing weapons
(With sweet sound effects)



Chocolate pudding :D

[Man of Steel]

Sweet and delicious,
It sits in its plastic cup;
Waiting for my spoon.


Bull riding.

[BiVixen]

(uggggghhhhh bull riding=stupid)

Grab on for dear life
Endurance; ride the motions
Can you beat the clock?


Kitties :D

[Man of Steel]

Black, white, gray; it all
Just boils down to how many
Ways there really are.


(Of course I'm just kidding, and sure it's cruel but I just HAD to go there...)


Guerilla warfare.

[Pyrofan1]

guns rock nice fight
shoot them or die live hard now
engrish this poem are

next topic cannibals

[Man of Steel]

I ate Hannibal;
He tasted of prison guard.
Constipated now.


Next? Anacondas.

[•Neko•]

Big snake at my feet!
Constricting my legs to make
Me scream "ÁAAÁAAÁAAAH!"

(ÁAAÁAAÁAAAH is 3 syllables here. :D)

Next: This forum.

[skysaw]

spouting random words
nothing really to discuss
must get post count up

Next: String Beans

[Man of Steel]

I snap and I pull,
Tossing beans into the bowl;
Big supper tonight.


I'm tired, okay? How about Dr. Seuss? Anything Dr, Seuss.

[Goldney]

Dr.Seuss is a poet
The Cat in the Hat he wrote
And stuff on green ham

the Simpsons

[•Neko•]

The Simpsons are great
Homer hits his head and shouts
"D'oh!", then strangles Bart.

Transformers.

[skysaw]

please don't bring them back
they were big in the eighties
hated them then too

Next: Garbage

[Out of the Blue]

Oh my sweet refuse
How I long to hold your waste
Damn, I love Garbage
--
Circular Lighting!

[Goldney]

Circular Lightning
I do not know what it is
But here's a haiku

The Gay Pride Festival

[Man of Steel]

Rupert Everett,
Elton John and all those others.
Buncha nutcases...


Boobies!

[BLUELINE976]

I reaaaaally need to say this:

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

About boobs:

Boobies are quite fun
Especially since they bounce
Unless they are flat.

Lawl.

[•Neko•]

Lawls come from my throat.
I make them when I read the
above haiku, lol.

Next: Global warming

[Goldney]

Something going wrong?
Blame CO2 in the air
Like everyone does.

Aids.

[skysaw]

I knew someone once
who withered away in sleep
I sat down and cried

Next: Television

[indescribable]

I'm a little rusty at this so... yeah. I just thought I would give this a shot anyways.

Oh great box of light
I watch until my mind rots
Cant find the remote

Poker

[skysaw]

Three Jacks in my hand
I've also got two sevens
is Bob Saget here?

(points for getting the reference)


Next: toilet paper

[•Neko•]

It's so nice and soft
When I rub it on my bum.
It's absorbent too.

Next: Yourself :D

[Goldney]

You know Chuck Norris?
He has got nothing on me.
I am that awesome

Robots.

[Man of Steel]

Hot metal crunching,
Circuits melting from pure awe;
I kick robot ass.


Next: Antidisestablishmentarianism...


Okay, I'm kidding. How about: bad comedians.

[Goldney]

Bad lines keep coming
"What's the deal with air-line food?"
Nobody's laughing

Animé

[Man of Steel]

Some Dragonball Z,
A little Bleach and Berserk;
I'd rather watch Scrubs.


Gimme something on Indiana Jones.

[Alban]

Manly action man
With stuble, hat and long whip
But also bookish prof?

Wombles

[Man of Steel]

Wombles always say;
"Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish"
They smell of garbage.


Mealworms.