The dreamviews superhero(ine) team!

[Lseadragon]

It has come to my attention we are seriously lacking in a superteam here at Dreamviews. This will not stand. There are many supervillains making preperations to attack us here, and we need defenders. If you are interested, or even if you are not, post your supername, superpower (not powers - pick one, and make it interesting!), and suggestion for a superteam name. Then you will be considered, and probably accepted.

No, I am not in it. I'm like that guy. You know that guy? No? Well...erm..BLINDING POWDER! SAH!

[dodobird]

What? I didn't get that part with the BLINDING POWDER.

Anyway I am dodobird, which is my secret identity. My super-name is Beethoven 2000. I have the power to make anyone I want who is already asleep, to stay asleep as much as I want by entering their dream, and luring them into a mental maze ( maze used figuratively, it does not have to look like a labyrinth ) from which they will not be able to escape until I let them.

Suggestion for a super-team name: Dream Dragons!

[Man of Steel]

I think my username speaks for itself.


I'll be leading this league. Any questions?



...Didn't think so.

[skysaw]

I am often read about in newspapers all over the U.S. I may show up anywhere at anytime, and do something newsworthy! For I am:

AREA MAN!

Yes, THE Area Man! Maybe you read about me on page 4 of the Washington Post yesterday: Area Man Saves Trapped Dog. Or in the New York Times Saturday: Area Man Finds Unique Way to Beat Heat. Or the earlier: Area Man Found Unconscious on Department Store Sofa.

No other superhero has ever gotten as much media attention as I have! I'm probably in your local paper today!!

[Lseadragon]

What? I didn't get that part with the BLINDING POWDER.

It's simple. Whenever you're in an uncomfortable situation, just throw some blinding powder and make your escape.

Man of Steel, I assume you're made of steel. Hopefully it's stainless steel.

[Man of Steel]

That's really more of a figurative thing, actually. I should think that was obvious enough.


I'm Superman, my friend. One superpower? Sure, I have only one. It's the power to have all of 'em.

[arby]

ooo ooo ooo

can I be the villain?

[Man of Steel]

Are you an evil genius? Do you laugh maniacally when small children run in fear from you? Do you carry a gaudy cane or other somewhat tacky accessory? Does your face turn even the strongest of stomachs?

Do you lean toward destroying small things like opposing crime lords' mansions in a fit of rage, or whole states in a carefully planned strategy to take over whole countries on your way to ultimate world domination?


ARE YOU REALLY, TRULY, IRREVERSIBLY, NEAR-INCONCEIVABLY, UNCOMPROMISINGLY EVIL?

[Amethyst Star]

Name: Amethyst Star

Power: I have the power to take a part of someone else and use it to transform into them and use their power(s), usually a hair. This is more difficult when dealing with bald people.

Secondary Power: I'm so innocent that evil would have a hard time being mean to me. *looks cute*

[Lseadragon]

Man of Steel: You can't do that. Mere superpowers cannot break the rules of this thread. It would take a neutron star colliding with the TARDIS to even get close.

arby: We can't have you as a supervillian if we don't know why you're evil, or how you're going to destroy us all. It would make the story much less interesting, and we'd sell less copies.

[Man of Steel]

I "can't do that?" "Mere superpowers"? I'm Superman. There are extremely few things that I cannot do, and being my natural superhuman self is certainly not one of them.

Now, since I"m the leader of this band of One-shot Wonders, and you have no superpowers of note, I'd be a little more careful and polite if I were you.

*stern glare*

:D

[Mark75]

Secondary Power: I'm so innocent that evil would have a hard time being mean to me. *looks cute*

With THAT disgusting face? Don't count on it.

*Ahem

Behold! For I am the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja! I control the powers of awesome and use them for... more awesome. Evil awesome. Because that's cool.

That is all. You may now return to your mundane existences.


PS

I stomp kittens

[Goldney]

I'm the annoying sidekick, I usually end up getting captured by the bad guy so the main hero can come and rescue me. My main purpose in life is to show how the Hero is a such a good guy that he'll put his own life on the line for a measly sidekick. I flounce around wearing annoying costumes and being a closet gay. I have outdated expressions of surprise such as "Gee whillikers" and "Jumping jehosavats". I am the single most stupid and pointless thing in existence.

[Mark75]

Extra points for using the word "flounce".

[Man of Steel]

I use the word "swell" a lot...

[Mark75]

Oh, dear, this is quite an oversight on my part.

-1,000 points to you, Man of Steelix.

[Merlock]

You want an evil villain? I'm your evil villain.

I'm going to find Mark75, take a skinning knife and rip off his skin, bit by bit. Did I mention the knife is jagged and rusted?
Then, I will slowly and painfully rip out his finger nails and break each finger afterwards at each joint. Though, that'll all seem quite painless when the pain of twisting and ripping off each of his hands ensues.
I'll then continue to rip his hair out, bunch by bunch, and feed it to him, making him drink it up with his own blood, which I'll drain from the above mentioned wrists with no hands.
At that point I'll probably get bored and throw him whole into an industrial shredder where he will suffer several seconds of excruciating pain as his limbs and inner organs are ripped apart.

Aye, sounds like good retribution for the above idiocy. This may be senseless banter but you'd better watch what you say.

[TweaK]

Merlock, Jesus, look at what Russia has done to you!

Also, I'll be the superhero known as Mustache Man. I can destroy buildings where supervillains reside with one quick sweep of my moustache.

[Clairity]

Name: Clairity

Super Power: The ability to make all things visible.. to bring light to the darkness.. to make the blind "see".
All that is required is that you invoke the command: "Clairity Now"!

Note: I will only use my powers for the good of man/woman kind (unless you piss me off). :eh:
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[NeAvO]

My name: NeAvO or NeeNee.

My power: The ability to go unnoticed by people, not necessarily invisible, yet sneak up on people. Usually shimmering into shadows

Secondary power: Spike Vex's drinks.

Favourite catchphrase: Tally ho

[TweaK]

Of course pronounced Knee-Ah-Voh.

[NeAvO]

Of course pronounced Knee-Ah-Voh.Ofcourse, if people pronounced it Nee-vo. They would work out who I really am :o

[arby]

I am doctor Godotonarilaimamforenziamewiquerdesunting the sub-super-villan!

Power: Sneak up behind you while you try to pronounce my name

Secondary power: Run away

Reason: Get all the chicks

[Alex D]

'D'

The ambiguity about the true meaning of this mystical letter is reflected in his powers and atire. For example, he can do anything, so long as it begins with 'D', for example dancing. Or dress as or in anything, so long as it beggins as a 'D', for example a duck.

[Goldney]

You can do a duck?!






Pervert.

[TweaK]

'D'

The ambiguity about the true meaning of this mystical letter is reflected in his powers and atire. For example, he can do anything, so long as it begins with 'D', for example dancing. Or dress as or in anything, so long as it beggins as a 'D', for example a duck.
Destroy? Drapes? Donkey? You can do all that? Jesus, you're epic.

[Spartiate]

Meh, I'm no superhero... My name is "The Random Guy". Not even worthy enough to have a proper name, I'm just one of the countless random henchmen that try to thwart the superheroes' plans. I am skilled at making obscenely poor choices while holding a superhero captive, making last stands and falling off balconies. *Clenches heart after being karate chopped from behind*

[NeAvO]

Meh, I'm no superhero... My name is "The Random Guy". Not even worthy enough to have a proper name, I'm just one of the countless random henchmen that try to thwart the superheroes' plans. I am skilled at making obscenely poor choices while holding a superhero captive, making last stands and falling off balconies. *Clenches heart after being karate chopped from behind*Reminds me of Austin Powers, when Michael Kane says "do you know how many henchmen I have killed? Look at you, you haven't even got a nametag. Just fall down now".

[Ynot]

Can I be the nosy reporter for the local paper?

I can never quite work out that all the superheroes are, in fact, my work colleagues without their glasses on

[NeAvO]

Can I be the nosy reporter for the local paper?

I can never quite work out that all the superheroes are, in fact, my work colleagues without their glasses onNeAvO, needs no glases, he can just use his power to go unnoticed.

[Ynot]

every secret identity wears glasses
it's the rules

[NeAvO]

How about these?

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2349782/2/istockphoto_2349782_comical_glasses.jpg

[Ynot]

only if you were Groucho Marx-Man

[Man of Steel]

So you still haven't figured out who I am, then? Good.


Say, that Clark Kent fellow is swell, isn't he?

[Clairity]

I'm really loving this thread.. you guys crack me up! :laughtillhurts:
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[Spartiate]

Reminds me of Austin Powers, when Michael Kane says "do you know how many henchmen I have killed? Look at you, you haven't even got a nametag. Just fall down now".

Hehe, that's pretty much where I got my inspiration, but now that you know to much, I must eliminate you! *Gets thrown into a pit of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads*

[Amethyst Star]

Spar, may I ask what it is you are doing while the evil villain is monologueing (sp?) about the rest of his evil plan?

[Spartiate]

I contemplate how much longer I have to live...

[Mark75]

You want an evil villain? I'm your evil villain.

I'm going to find Mark75, take a skinning knife and rip off his skin, bit by bit. Did I mention the knife is jagged and rusted?
Then, I will slowly and painfully rip out his finger nails and break each finger afterwards at each joint. Though, that'll all seem quite painless when the pain of twisting and ripping off each of his hands ensues.
I'll then continue to rip his hair out, bunch by bunch, and feed it to him, making him drink it up with his own blood, which I'll drain from the above mentioned wrists with no hands.
At that point I'll probably get bored and throw him whole into an industrial shredder where he will suffer several seconds of excruciating pain as his limbs and inner organs are ripped apart.

Aye, sounds like good retribution for the above idiocy. This may be senseless banter but you'd better watch what you say.

Oooo, you play rough. <3

[Lseadragon]

UPDATE on things wandering nowhere feels like there's miles to go

dodobird
skysaw (:ninja:)
Amethyst Star (:ninja:)
TweaK
Clairity
NeAvO
Alex D (:ninja:) are all accepted. But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

Congratulations, you're superhero(ine)s! Your mission may come at any time. Be prepared. Or don't be - it'll be funnier.

Merlock, yes, ok, don't kill me...:parapet:

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Ynot, can you run a story on a detective who talks to animals?

Spartiate, can you go get some orange sherbet?

arby, you're not evil enough yet. You can be a comic villain, but not supervillain yet.

lseadragon, you don't have to do this. You can let it run. But it won't go anywhere! No, I'm not letting that happen.

[Mark75]

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Don't try to label me, man!!!


PS

Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Giga-Super-Turbo-Villain.

[Amethyst Star]

Don't try to label me, man!!!


PS

Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Giga-Super-Turbo-Villain.

You forgot "uber."

[Man of Steel]

But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

I never did anything of the sort. You're thinking of arby.

[BiVixen]

Name: Vixy

Main Power: Disguising myself as a villain in order to get within close quarters for further stopping of evil treachery.

Secondary Power: Super-human strength. Big things come in small packages, eh?

[Lseadragon]

I never did anything of the sort. You're thinking of arby.

O R (http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/1027_4_030.jpg) L (http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/97_4_0000311.jpg) Y (http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/116_4_293.jpg) ?

[skysaw]

Area Man Makes News Again!
That's right, folks, I'm on the front page of The Onion this week. The story title is Area Man Meets That Special Someone Else (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/area_man_meets_that_special). The facts are, as usual, a bit inaccurate, but at least they're still paying attention to me. The reporter told me they would run my photo showing off my cape, but I guess they were short on space.

[Lord Toaster]

The police know me as Sylar.
My power is to scary to be revealed to you people...
so guys, maybe we could meet up sometime?
I would love to get to know you all better...

[Amethyst Star]

The police know me as Sylar.
My power is to scary to be revealed to you people...
so guys, maybe we could meet up sometime?
I would love to get to know you all better...

*knows*

*hides*

:ninja:

EDIT: Hey skysaw, I also saw under that article the headline: "Area Boyfriend Keeps Bringing Up Scrabble Victory." Any relation?

EDIT 2: I actually read that scrabble article. Wow.

[Goldney]

UPDATE on things wandering nowhere feels like there's miles to go

dodobird
skysaw (:ninja:)
Amethyst Star (:ninja:)
TweaK
Clairity
NeAvO
Alex D (:ninja:) are all accepted. But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

Congratulations, you're superhero(ine)s! Your mission may come at any time. Be prepared. Or don't be - it'll be funnier.

Merlock, yes, ok, don't kill me...:parapet:

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Ynot, can you run a story on a detective who talks to animals?

Spartiate, can you go get some orange sherbet?

arby, you're not evil enough yet. You can be a comic villain, but not supervillain yet.

lseadragon, you don't have to do this. You can let it run. But it won't go anywhere! No, I'm not letting that happen.

Not even a mention of the gay sidekick more commonly known as Goldney. *flounces off in a huff*

[Clairity]

Not even a mention of the gay sidekick more commonly known as Goldney. *flounces off in a huff*

:chuckle: Sorry.. I just had a visual of Goldney as the gay sidekick "flouncing" off!
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[Man of Steel]

Okay, Toast just scared the steely crap outta me...



I can't wait til the season premiere. It's almost physically relieving every day that draws nearer to it.



And El Sea Dragon, that was my evil twin, obviously. Sheesh...

[Amethyst Star]

Okay, Toast just scared the steely crap outta me...

That must have hurt. (Sorry, couldn't help it. Just felt bad for that poor toilet.)

And I can't wait, either... *checks to see when that is*

[Lseadragon]

And I can't wait, either... *checks to see when that is*

Can't wait for what?

BiVixen, you're in.

Lord Toaster, you're scary.

Goldney, you're annoying.

[Keeper]

Can I have Omnipotence?

[Man of Steel]

Just a bit over three weeks now, September 24!

[Amethyst Star]

Just a bit over three weeks now, September 24!

:boogie:

[Goldney]

Okay I'm going to ask it anyway.

What's special about September 24th other than the fact it's exactly 5 months from my birthday?

[Lord Toaster]

I'm guessing that's when the new season of Heroes starts, although it doesn't really matter to me since I don't have the right channels in the UK... we're still half way through the first serason :(

[NeAvO]

I'm guessing that's when the new season of Heroes starts, although it doesn't really matter to me since I don't have the right channels in the UK... we're still half way through the first serason :(Heroes finished in the UK about 2 months ago in July.

[Alex D]

On sci-fi yeah,but the BBC are showing it now, then the spinoff series, then season 2 in one big go. Should be fun.

[Carôusoul]

I watched it in time with america. cus im like that.


in more current affair, Im probably a supervillian. i dont really look the hero part.

[Omnis Dei]

My superhero name is Darkie the Walrus-man

I have a hyper-powered sense of smell. It's cooler than you think, here's what supersmell can potentially let you do.

Know if people are around even if they're hidden or muffled in some way.

Be able to tell when people are nervous, lying, sick, or holding.

Figure out where people went and certain times and stuff.

So I'm like the detective character.

[Goldney]

You can also detect who farted in an elevator.

The most important super power of all!!!

[Oneironaught]

Hello, I'm foot-in-mouth guy. I possess the Super-Human ability to say things I shouldn't. My powers involve pissing people off and burning bridges. I once saved a woman from my own stupidity by shutting up and walking away.

I'm a cancer. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons are naked women and trail mix. My turn-offs are double posters and people who are clearly better than me. Therefor, I hate you all.

So, do I have what it takes to be one of you?

[Man of Steel]

Well, you've certainly got the self-pitying, angsty internal conflict thing going on...


:P

[Oneironaught]

Only when it applies. And where's this mysterious PM :P

[Man of Steel]

Oh, yes, I should get around to sending that. Also, yup, Sep. 24 is the US Heroes premiere.

[Mark75]

Hello, I'm foot-in-mouth guy. I possess the Super-Human ability to say things I shouldn't. My powers involve pissing people off and burning bridges. I once saved a woman from my own stupidity by shutting up and walking away.

I'm a cancer. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons are naked women and trail mix. My turn-offs are double posters and people who are clearly better than me. Therefor, I hate you all.

So, do I have what it takes to be one of you?

Hey, jerk, that's my job!

[Goldney]

Behold! For I am the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja! I control the powers of awesome and use them for... more awesome. Evil awesome. Because that's cool.

That is all. You may now return to your mundane existences.


PS

I stomp kittens

You can't have all the powers Mark75. It's against the rules. Which rules I hear you cry. These ones *punches Mark in the face*


Behold for I have slain the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja.

[Man of Steel]

All hail goldney, the mighty Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja-slayer!




Uh-oh. He's getting back up...

[GestaltAlteration]

Is it too late to join in?

Hello! I am Gestulle the third. As a youth I was beaten with noodles, lost all of my comic collection, fell in some kind of green water, was raped in a 1v1 match of Tennis 2K1 , forced to eat fine cheees, and ran for president for 23 seconds. After this life of trauma I was transformed into the tainted, evil supervillan known and feared everywhere!

http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/ee/images/uploads/Ghoul.jpeg


I FEAST ON SIDEKICKS AND SUPER CUTE SUPERHEROES with my power of venom touch and a secondary power of... shrinking to half my size!

[Keeper]

I can give myself any power! Top that!

I look something like this: http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h28/Just_Justice/Painting_burning_man.jpg

... No! I mean this: http://www.shadowhousepits.com.au/shadow%20in%20the%20dark.jpg

[Lseadragon]

Omnius Deus is in. Welcome aboard. Have a banana. :banana:

Oneironaught, I'm afraid that's more of a super anti-power. I will have to consider.

GestaltAlteration, that's a cool picture. Have a banana. :banana:

Keeper, you're cheating. I'm going to have to burn your clothes.

[Keeper]

Can I do whatever a spider can :P

Okay, just give me a bit to think about a power (it is only one, right?)

[Mark75]

You can't have all the powers Mark75. It's against the rules. Which rules I hear you cry. These ones *punches Mark in the face*


Behold for I have slain the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja.

The best you could hope for in punching me is that some of my good looks will rub off onto your fist (they didn't).

[Xaqaria]

NeAvO, needs no glases, he can just use his power to go unnoticed.

Well of course none of you need glasses, since Clairity has powers to correct vision.

[Keeper]

Okay ... My primary power is Voice (If you have read Dune, you know what I mean. If not ... think Eden from Heroes ... )

Secondary ... DNA control :D

[Clairity]

Well of course none of you need glasses, since Clairity has powers to correct vision.

Hark.. did someone summon me?!? :bigteeth:

(crap.. where's my cape?)

[Oneironaught]

Oneironaught, I'm afraid that's more of a super anti-power. I will have to consider.
Mine was only sarcasm, for I have no superpower. I barely have non-super powers. Unless being awesome is considered a power.

[Keeper]

ummm ... HE did!

*runs away*

[edit] Being awesome counts!

[pj]

I'm the Palaeozoic Jellyfish.

My special ability lies in being able to endure and adapt to change. Along with the cockroaches, I'll be here long after the rest of you heroes and villains are long gone, leaving me to define good, bad, hero and villain for myself. If you wish to have an influence on worlds so far distant that you haven't even imagined them yet, embrace me... but do so carefully, because I do sting.

In other words, my power is Patience.

That, and I can still sting painfully even after being washed up on the beach.

[Keeper]

Thats okay. I'll modify your genes and make you normal, then hijack your powers ...

mind-controling everyone well I do it :P


... can I be the good guy who people think is the villian because I didn't join there stupi- ... I mean, wonderful team?

[NeAvO]

Pj, I know your one true weakness

*pee's on pj*

[Clairity]

Pj, I know your one true weakness

*pee's on pj*

:eek: . . :laughtillhurts:

[Keeper]

Pj, I know your one true weakness

*pee's on pj*

At first I was like " ... eww!"

Then I remembered about the effect urine has ...

Now I am like " ... eww!"

Trust me, this sounded far more witty in my head!

[pj]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2283933&page=1

[Keeper]

Looks like he peed on you for nothing ...

[pj]

Perhaps... but he's been stung in a way he won't soon forget.

[Keeper]

hopefully not the exposed part >.<

Healing factor, anyone?

[GestaltAlteration]

No one is running in fear from me? *sighs*

[Clairity]

Ah, don't feel bad GestaltAlteration.. I'll run in fear from you!

*Clairity scampers off in mock terror*

[pj]

Ah, don't feel bad GestaltAlteration.. I'll run in fear from you!

*Clairity scampers off in mock terror*

Careful you remember to wear something on your feet!

[Goldney]

I FEAST ON SIDEKICKS

Someone hide me! Ohmigod, I'm hyperventilating, can someone get my inhaler?! *stamps foot* this is important, I could, like, be killed. And look how scared my "life-partner" Robin is:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2770/robinih3.png

[Man of Steel]

I'll still be here, pj. I don't age much, it seems.

[GestaltAlteration]

Someone hide me! Ohmigod, I'm hyperventilating, can someone get my inhaler?! *stamps foot* this is important, I could, like, be killed. And look how scared my "life-partner" Robin is:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2770/robinih3.png

*Attacks Clarity, goldney and Robin at once with unspeakable terrors*

http://clarkson.dailyjolt.net/windigo/monster_attack_1.jpg
(Blue Thing= me; Bleeding Person= everyone else)

[Mark75]

*Attacks Clarity, goldney and Robin at once with unspeakable terrors*(Blue Thing= me; Bleeding Person= everyone else)

Did your avatar get angrier?

[GestaltAlteration]

Did your avatar get angrier?

Yes. Yes it did.

[Goldney]

It's been getting angrier all week.

[Mark75]

Two can play that game...

[Goldney]

Needs a border.

[GestaltAlteration]

I'm willing to bet my avatar is as angry, if not angrier.

[Man of Steel]

Not as angry as mine. Mine is shooting fire from its eyes it's so angry.

[Amethyst Star]

Okay ... My primary power is Voice (If you have read Dune, you know what I mean. If not ... think Eden from Heroes ... )

*hugs* Your Bene Gesserit ways will not work on one such as myself, however.

Hark.. did someone summon me?!? :bigteeth:

(crap.. where's my cape?)

No capes!

[Clairity]

Hark.. did someone summon me?!? :bigteeth:

(crap.. where's my cape?)
No capes!

Wait.. there's a "no cape" rule?! :hrm: I don't recall reading that in the handbook!

Now I have to rethink my whole superheroine "ensemble"!! :?

[pj]

Wait.. there's a "no cape" rule?! :hrm: I don't recall reading that in the handbook!

Now I have to rethink my whole superheroine "ensemble"!! :?

"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids."

"Listen, E..."

"November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!"

"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..."

"Stratogal! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"

"E, you can't generalize about these things..."

"Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!

No capes! "

[Amethyst Star]

Thank you, pj :D I watched that movie on the way back from Portland last weekend.

[Clairity]

No capes! "

:pissed:OK FINE!! *Clairity kicks her foot at the ground* I never have ANY fun!

I suppose you're going to tell me that GLITTER is out too! :madtongue:

[Mark75]

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines!

[GestaltAlteration]

Glitter is the devil's work.

[Amethyst Star]

I suppose you're going to tell me that GLITTER is out too! :madtongue:

Clairity, we're doing this for your own good.... but feel free to glitter it up! You can add "shiny" to your magnetic personality :D

[Clairity]

Glitter is the devil's work.

Clairity, we're doing this for your own good.... but feel free to glitter it up! You can add "shiny" to your magnetic personality :D

LOL!! Ok.. maybe "glitter" would be a tad much.. :P

Since my super power is the ability to make all things visible.. to bring light to the darkness.. to make the blind "see" (yadda yadda).. I thought a little "shinyness" would be appropriate. Could I perhaps have a sequin or two?

[Man of Steel]

"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids."

"Listen, E..."

"November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!"

"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..."

"Stratogal! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"

"E, you can't generalize about these things..."

"Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!

No capes! "

My cape has never caught on anything, to my knowledge. And I happen to like it. Lucky I wasn't accepted, I guess. I'll just be the one guy that actually knows what he's doing, and keeps an eye on all you fledgling superheroes from a safe distance. ;)


Also, that was a great movie, pj.

[pj]

LOL!! Ok.. maybe "glitter" would be a tad much.. :P

Since my super power is the ability to make all things visible.. to bring light to the darkness.. to make the blind "see" (yadda yadda).. I thought a little "shinyness" would be appropriate. Could I perhaps have a sequin or two?

Now you have me thinking about a costume for you in the vein of Motown's heyday. (I'm from Detroit, you know.) The short sequined dress just never goes out of style around here! And no cape to worry about getting snagged anywhere.

[Lseadragon]

There is not a "no cape" rule. However, they aren't really fashionable. May I suggest jackets that billow out like in the Matrix if you really want something like it. They're fashionable, capelike, and can conceal weapons easily.

pj, you can be our ocean contact as well. We will probably need help from dolphins, manta rays etc at some point.

Keeper, yes, you can be in. But a couple of things.

1. Betray us, we will set you on fire.
2. DNA control isn't as useful as you think. It can't change people - it can only give them diseases. That may be what you intended, but anyway.

[Keeper]

Keeper, yes, you can be in. But a couple of things.

1. Betray us, we will set you on fire.
2. DNA control isn't as useful as you think. It can't change people - it can only give them diseases. That may be what you intended, but anyway.

Woohoo! Yay, I'm in!

Wait, why can't I betray you? :( awww! You took all the fun out of it

... Oh well :) :boogie::boogie:

[GestaltAlteration]

Keeper come to my side and betray them. @_@

*Convinces and throws a cookie in to sweeten the deal*

[Keeper]

*Keeper considers ... and used Voice to get the cookie anyway ... ;) *

*munch, munch*

ummm ... how badly do you need me?

*sees other DV Heroes looking at him*

What?

[Oneironaught]

I have one compound word for you: Zoot-suit. I'll be the red one.

[NeAvO]

Clairity, we're doing this for your own good.... but feel free to glitter it up! You can add "shiny" to your magnetic personality :DIn what way? The way a magnet attracts or repels? :P

[Amethyst Star]

My cape has never caught on anything, to my knowledge. And I happen to like it. Lucky I wasn't accepted, I guess. I'll just be the one guy that actually knows what he's doing, and keeps an eye on all you fledgling superheroes from a safe distance. ;)

Yah, and your cape comes from Krypton, so it's different from normal fabrics. So, unless you can get Clairity a cape from Krypton, no capes.

A fashionable trenchcoat would be rather fetching, though ;)

[Clairity]

Now you have me thinking about a costume for you in the vein of Motown's heyday. (I'm from Detroit, you know.) The short sequined dress just never goes out of style around here! And no cape to worry about getting snagged anywhere.

You mean something like this:

http://www.k8tykat.com/images/market/AJBARIsequindress.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

Uhm.. you do realize how SHORT those dresses were??

I mean really.. how am I supposed to run (or more importantly fly) if I'm worrying about my dress riding up my ass?? :P

In what way? The way a magnet attracts or repels? :P

:wtf:

[Man of Steel]

I mean really.. how am I supposed to run (or more importantly fly) if I'm worrying about my dress riding up my ass?? :P



:wtf:


Just don't worry about it, we guys don't mind. ;)


:D

[Lseadragon]

Woohoo! Yay, I'm in!

Wait, why can't I betray you? :( awww! You took all the fun out of it

... Oh well :) :boogie::boogie:

You can still betray us. I'll just set you on fire if you do.

Fair trade-off.

[Michael]

IM SUPER GOOSE!!!!!!!!!

this posrt is sponsored n part vy grey goose. please drunk responsiby.

[Keeper]

You can still betray us. I'll just set you on fire if you do.

Fair trade-off.

Deal :)

[NeAvO]

Clairity I meant as in how magnets can attract things to them or they can repel things away. Nevermind it was a lame joke.

*uses his power of being unnoticable and cries*

[Clairity]

Clairity I meant as in how magnets can attract things to them or they can repel things away. Nevermind it was a lame joke.

*uses his power of being unnoticable and cries*

Oh I'm sorry NeAvO.. I thought you were saying that I was repellant! :(

Don't go all invisible and cry and stuff! :embarrassed:

*clairity pats NeAvO's back reassuringly and gives him a big old :hug:*