My Mum caught me smoking weed

[Twiggy]

As many of you know I started smoking weed around half a year ago when I was introduced to it in highschool on national weed day. My friends and I got enough money to buy a bong and the weed and we got hooked on the stuff. So I got back today from buying books for my new sixth and I was really tired cause I had to wake up early so I decided I'd smoke some weed. After 5 minutes of smoking I fell asleep on accident. My mom wakes me up and I realize that I had fallen asleep for around 2 hours and I didn't hide the bong. So she says "Do you realize this is marijuana?" And I just look at her unable to say anything and I finally say "no" in a low voice.

My mom gets angry and says "Don't lie to me, I know you've been smoking weed. I can smell it from you're clothes and you're room!" So I say "I'm sorry mom it is weed..." After an awkward silence she asks me "How long have you been doing this?" and I tell her about half a year ago. My mom starts lecturing me saying "Do you realize how bad smoking marijuana is?" and all I can do is sit there speechless a worried expression wondering what she would do to me. I tell her I'm sorry again, but she says "Sorry isn't good enough this time! You know Marijuana is bad for you! This is illegal! This is madness! That's it you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later,looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Adam]

Great stuff....

[Twiggy]

Great stuff....

Finally some validation!

[TweaK]

You fucking /b/tard.

[Alex D]

A+

First senseless thread I've read in a while that really made me chuckle. Well done good sir.

[Twiggy]

You fucking /b/tard.

I have no idea what that means!

You fucking /q/tard!

[imran_p]

chicken slap him twiggy lol

[TweaK]

I have no idea what that means!

You fucking /q/tard!
Oh you troll. TROLL!

[Twiggy]

Oh you troll. TROLL!

This is the last time I open up to dreamviews forum!

:(

[imran_p]

hes not a troll, just slgihlty large around the middle

[Goldney]

Hahaha.

[TweaK]

This is the last time I open up to dreamviews forum!

:(
I ... I love you.

[Twiggy]

I ... I love you.

First you call me a troll, then you love me!

I've never felt so conflicted before!

Why have you done this to me TweaK!

[TweaK]

Someone MUST run an IP check and see who you truly are, you are my new God.

[imran_p]

hes my mate from school, I gave him the adress, I'll jus go post a picture of him in the piocture thread :D

[Twiggy]

Someone MUST run an IP check and see who you truly are, you are my new God.

An IP check.

But that would do nothing, for I do not have an alias.

...

:hrm:

[Twiggy]

hes my mate from school, I gave him the adress, I'll jus go post a picture of him in the piocture thread :D

I'll sue you for posting images without consent!

[Incomplete]

As many of you know I started smoking weed around half a year ago when I was introduced to it in highschool on national weed day. My friends and I got enough money to buy a bong and the weed and we got hooked on the stuff. So I got back today from buying books for my new sixth and I was really tired cause I had to wake up early so I decided I'd smoke some weed. After 5 minutes of smoking I fell asleep on accident. My mom wakes me up and I realize that I had fallen asleep for around 2 hours and I didn't hide the bong. So she says "Do you realize this is marijuana?" And I just look at her unable to say anything and I finally say "no" in a low voice.

My mom gets angry and says "Don't lie to me, I know you've been smoking weed. I can smell it from you're clothes and you're room!" So I say "I'm sorry mom it is weed..." After an awkward silence she asks me "How long have you been doing this?" and I tell her about half a year ago. My mom starts lecturing me saying "Do you realize how bad smoking marijuana is?" and all I can do is sit there speechless a worried expression wondering what she would do to me. I tell her I'm sorry again, but she says "Sorry isn't good enough this time! You know Marijuana is bad for you! This is illegal! This is madness! That's it you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later,looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Dwan Dwan.....DWAAN!
Funny =P

[CoLd BlooDed]

Priceless!

[Burns]

haha that was great, Twiggy :bowdown:

[Man of Steel]

Awesome post. Though I gotta say, you really remind me of this other moustache-avatared, username-starting-with-Tw guy that I know...

[TweaK]

Awesome post. Though I gotta say, you really remind me of this other moustache-avatared, username-starting-with-Tw guy that I know...
What, who?! I demand to know!

(I've heard more people think he's me, haha - arby, NeAvO and weelilhazel (and an IP check) can prove he's not, that's the best thing)

[Universal Mind]

If you have been hooked on marijuana for six months, let me assure you that you need to do what you have to do to stop. You are in a very extreme situation, despite what the media and your friends might be telling you. I have had trouble with it a lot in the past, and I can guarantee you that it is extremely addictive and that the addiction only gets worse unless you make up your mind to get the Hell away from it. Don't assume that you are just in some phase that will go away by itself. You have to work your way out of it before you either turn into your couch or get into worse drugs. You can quit the poison, and I do mean poison, and your future demands that you do. It is still not too late, but it will be later. There's still time to change the road you're on. Your head is humming, and it won't go. In case you don't know, the piper's calling you to join him. Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know your stairway lies on the whispering wind? And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul, there walks a lady we all know who shines bright light and wants to show how everything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last, when all are one and one is all to be a rock and not to roll. And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.

[Half/Dreaming]

Let me tell yall, I got the bad weed blues. Last night was a real bad night for me. Let me explain to yall what I'm talkin about this s*** is real f***ed up man. I bought a sack of weed, and when I got home I did see, I'd been cheated, cause this green was just a big bag of seeds. These n****z done got me for my money, and I done spend a couple of hundred. Mother f*****s. I guess I gotta count it as a loss. And I'm mad cause I'm huffing and I'm puffin, but I still can't cough. This s*** would not get me high man, I was not high. This s***'s too soft. I need some weed and I got a get a bunch. You know, the s*** that f***s you up.

[NeAvO]

(I've heard more people think he's me, haha - arby, NeAvO and weelilhazel (and an IP check) can prove he's not, that's the best thing)I never said he was you :eh:

[TweaK]

I know. You can prove he's not me (being in chat at the same time, IP checks, etc).

[Beef Jerky]

Oh god, Bel Air... next will be shoop da woop... then Candlejack...

What is this forum co

[TweaK]

What? Why did your post stop? Is it because you said candlejack?

That'd make no s

[Man of Steel]

Candlejack? Where is that pitiful excuse for a boogeyman?! He owes me three hundred bucks!



I'm going to find him a-




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Man of Steel pulls himself back into the topic, a leather wallet in one hand and a clump of black hair in the other.

Got the cheating bastard...

[derb]

*SAX SOLO*

i think that about says it all...

[padawan]

happens to everyone sooner or later. Believe me :lol: