The truly true secret of the universe is contained inside

[Mark75]

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[Man of Steel]

But where's the toll-free* number?!



*Only where long-distance charges do not apply, such as in government buildings and Wonderland.

[Mark75]

Nono, that says "troll fee". It's $13 a minute.

[Universal Mind]

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmz8ygxruoc