And this is your foot on crack

[A Lost Soul]

http://www.willows-grove.com/images/Random/footoncrack.jpg
The first one is a side view; the second is a top-down. Lovely, huh?

I pride myself on having an iron stomach. But since I've broken this stupid foot, I've lost count of the number of times I've thrown up. When the doctor was resetting the bone (which shouldn't have hurt so bad for being such a small thing!), I kept seeing some CSI scene flash before my eyes. You know what I mean; when someone's bone breaks and they get that cool, gross close-up x-ray vision of the bone snapping.

p.s.: I used the same pretty shade of green that my foot is right now to circle the fracture. :-P

[Seeker]

OUCH!!!

I'm going to have to find and upload the pictures of my knee surgery!

[hysteria]

*shifty eyes* no, please no...I get queezy.. :shock:

Lost Soul...ouch!

[Silver Sphere]

"And this is your foot on crack"

Now that is a quality pun. :)

[hysteria]

I hate puns, and cliches. that was pretty good though! :chuckle:

[A Lost Soul]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
I hate puns, and cliches. that was pretty good though! :chuckle:
That's 'cuz I rule. :D 8) :D

So I stopped crying only moments ago. Why was I crying? Because I, being the stupid moron I am, tried to walk all the way up the stairs without crawling. The banister ends at the third step from the top, so rather than crawling up the remaining three stairs and getting to my feet in the hallway upstairs, I grabbed the wall, braced myself on my crutch, and tried to hoist myself up those three evil, evil stairs. Well... it doesn't work that way... see, there's this nutty thing called gravity. I'm lucky I didn't fall back down the stairs. I caught myself... on my bad foot. Go me. I fucking rule. :cry: Thankfully, the shock was absorbed by this snazzy boot-thingie I'm wearing. I'm so worshipping these air pockets right now! It hurt, but I'm trying to comfort myself by remembering how much more it hurt when the doc reset the bone.

Pain like this makes me smile in comparison...

[evangel]

Originally posted by Silver Sphere
\"And this is your foot on crack\"

Now that is a quality pun. :)

Maybe it should be:
"And this is your crack on foot"

Oh wait... that doesn't really work... :huh2: .

[A Lost Soul]

EEEEEK! :shock: Evangel, you're avatar is... is... all glowy and stuff. Has it always been that way and I just haven't noticed until now, or am I just delusional from the pain?

*scrambles for her bottle of Advil*

[wasup]

What's a cliche?

Oh ya and my principal makes the most retarded fricken jokes of all time...

When we were doing decimals he came up and said, "Ok then, I hope you all get the point".

And then, we like to laugh really hard at stupid jokes because it is funny for some reason so he came in while we were studying tv's using magnifing glasses and said a stupid joke that I forgot and we laughed for like 2 minutes.... he went out and came back in and said, "You don't have to make this larger than it is...

[evangel]

:D yeah my avatar has always been like that... but I think depending on how yer computer loads, it may just stay a certain way (solid or blurred) sometimes.