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Jamal
12-04-2007, 01:47 PM
This is my favorite LD yet!!

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=45909&page=2

The morning started off crazy... I woke up with bad recall and a headache... I went to the bathroom and saw someone had left feces on the seat... I went back to my bed and then decided to try a WILD.. I hit sleep paralysis and then woke up to my mom yelling !!!!!!!!school!!!!!!! Then I woke up for real... That entire experience was one crazy FA!! I flabbergasted and decided to go to the washroom and try to WILD for real. So I did... I remembered that in this FA, A certain position I took WILDing got me into SP in 6 seconds... Although this was fake... I used the same position to get into SP in around 3 minutes!! Next thing I knew I was looking at my bedroom which was looked completely wrong!! I jumped outta bed and said "LUCID DREAM BABY" to my brother. I started feeling the carpet in my room and then I even ate some cardboard. This made the dream real vivid. I decided to prove it was a dream to my brother and I started levitating this lamp in my room... Hes like wow man holy shit!! Lol!! So then I was like watch I'll levitate myself!! (fly) I tried and it didn't work. I levitated the lamp one more time to my brothers applause and left the room. I went into the living room and my mom was saying "Dinner's ready" I'm like " I don't have to eat I'm dreaming mom!!" but then on second thought I decided it would help increase vividness... I grabbed some fried potatoes and put them in my mouth... They were super hot but I cooled them down with magic :D. For a second I considered trying meat (I'm a vegetarian and have always been) So I asked my brother and he said he wouldn't try it even in his dreams. I'm like yeah good point. I then decided to test my heat control powers so I put my hand on the fireplace in my house and cooled it right down. I then remembered the TOTM!!! (advanced) I ran outside and to my dismay it was already winter... I tried to make it summer and make it back winter but it was too hard. While I was outside I was like hmm I should get my dream guide!! So I called for him/her. Some 7'ft tall bald guy and two kids started walking toward my driveway.. I yelled out " Are you my dream guide??!" and he didn't answer... It was kinda dark out and I got scared, so I went back inside. And then I woke up... I got up and started reading this book... And my bro was like " how was the lucid dream" I'm like I wish it lasted longer. But then the words in the book started to re-arrange... And I turned to my brother and said " Wait am I still dreaming?" He nodded and smiled. Fully vivid and Lucid I ran into the kitchen and ate some more potatoes. I went outside and it was so dark still.. But this time I made it summer and bright... I forgot about the task unfortunately. 3 people came into my driveway again... This time it was 2 kids and a presumably short Jewish man (He had really curly hair and a traditional hat) I walked over to them and told them that I was dreaming. They seemed ok with it and they seemed to think they were too. Since at this point my whole family and these other people were watching me, I decided to learn some more skills. So I decided to try to fly onto the roof. I remembered the part in the matrix when Morpheus was describing to Neo that it is all in his mind. I thought about that, ran, and attempted to fly on the roof.. It ended up more like a jump and I hit the ground hard. Everyone was laughing but I decided to not give up! I ran and this time decided to jump... It worked!! I landed on the roof... I thought hmm maybe since I'm on top of here I could just fly off... So I jumped off and tried to fly... I kind of just glided... Then I pretty much gave up. A van pulled up and I decided to jump in... For the whole ride I was making out with some hot girl... It always feels so real :) When we got there, We were at my school!! I was so excited that I ran inside. I got to the gym and decided to play some basketball... So I went to the storage room. I was trying to grab a ball but my annoying gym teacher Haggerman was trying to stop me. I literally punched him in the face, grabbed a ball and ran into the gym. There were about 30 people already playing basket ball... I looked at the ball I grabbed and it was way too small... So I grabbed some other kids (Scott) And told everyone to watch me dunk from half court. They all laughed and started watching. I jumped up and started flying/jumping and I went all they to the rim... Although I just came short of dunking... At that point I remembered one of my favorite movies!! Space Jam!!! In this movie the rules are able to be bent because it is so called "loony land" There is one scene in the movie where Michael Jordan stretches his arm about half the court and dunks. I decided to try this. I ran and jumped from half court... I couldn't quit stretch my arm but I FLEW controlled right to the rim!! After that I could fly amazingly!! I finally understood the technique! All the people in the gym asked me how I did that... "this is loony land" I told them... They all laughed. Scott asked why I couldn't stretch my arm... I told him that some things are harder than others... And he suggested I learn. So he told me to stretch my finger. I looked and my finger and it started stretching like crazy!! all of the sudden I was in another room in the school that was right beside the music room. My brother was playing the drums. (hes amazing in real life, but in the dream he was sounding as bad as me) I heard a bunch of people laughing at him and I'm like hey STFU!! I went over to the music room and these 3 annoying girls were making fun of him. I decided to give them a scare so I ran after them and some how we ended up in a train. I started breaking things out of the wall and I broke the window (all with telekinesis) The girls ran and I just settled on the train. I wanted some pizza and pop and I force controlled them to appear in my hands. As I was eating I had a conversation with this DC girl. I was asking her if shes dreaming as well and she said yes at first... Then she reasoned and realized she wasn't. I'm like well hey I'm glad my mind came up with you, Your really nice. She said thanks. I then heard the train said next stop downtown Toronto. I got off the train and made my way up the stairs into the city. When I got downtown I looked up at all the skyscrapers and imagined flying superman style... I decided I should get a task done. So I tried to appear a dragon to fight (one of my personal goals) But it wasn't working... So I remembered the dream name task!! I ran over to a burger king that looked more like a local sushi shop. I went inside and immediately started asking. I asked this one lady "what's my dream name" she said for me to stop wasting her time.. So I broke her table with telekinesis!! Then I asked this Chinese guy who said " I dunno... Ummm Candy Green?" I was like Ok awesome. And I started repeating it in my head. Then I'm like wait a sec!! And I looked over at what he was purchasing... It was a mound of candy some being green!! I picked up a green lollipop and asked him "Is this the reason I'm candy green??? he was like "NOOO Please don't hurt me" And I'm like okay I believe you. I asked them if I could use their washroom but they didn't have one. So I walked outside. The next shop I saw said "EXTREME" Something like that. I went inside and there were two staircases and a sign. The sign said *upstairs motor cycles/downstairs naughty videos*
I went downstairs because I thought it would be funny to steal one... I was looking at the covers and they made me laugh... I decided to not steal one and I went back outside... These experiences had been so long I thought there was no way I could remember them... And as I willed myself to wake up my dream guide begun to talk to me. "you have unlocked the secrets of lucid dreaming candy green. You will know become lucid far more often and they will last much longer" This comforted me a lot and I woke up!

gyerenfeli
12-07-2007, 05:32 AM
Cool lucid. That's cool that your dream guide said you would be able to go lucid more often. Sounds very reassuring. (I've been working on going lucid again, as I've only had one very short one myself. Been focusing on dream recall for now though.)