huckabee alert

[dreamsinmymynd]

Chuck norris is actually using huckabee to come into power. if huckabee becomes president, chuck norris will become all powerful and assume control of america once and for all. Once in power, he will play reruns of walker texas ranger at the state of the union adress and require all citizens to wear roundhouse kick resistant helmets 24/7

[Amethyst Star]

Why would we have to wear "roundhouse-kick resistant helmets"? Wouldn't that totally defeat the source of Chuck's greatest weapon?

[Man of Steel]

What time is it?

...NO, NOT TWO SECONDS TIL!!! PLEASE DON'T SAY TWO SECO-






...ow...